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G33kazoid
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posted 08-29-2001 07:58 AM      Profile for G33kazoid   Email G33kazoid   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This is back when I had muh old PBS Team....
This is against some guy named Giacomo14...

Ok, so I start w/t Persian, he leads with Duggy. He quakes me to 59%, I sub down to 34%. CH EQ breaks the sub. I Bubblebeam (it was an experemental Persian) him to 64%, he quakes for the kill.

I bring out Starmie, he uses.... Hi Jump Kick (WTF!?)! I Surf the cheater into oblivion. He brings out Aerodactyl and uses Thunder. I'm down to 43% health. I Twave him, and use my speed advantage to Recover. He Thunders me again, I Recover. I queu up a Surf and pray that he's FPed. My prayers are answered,and Aerodactyl is down to 9% because of Surf. He Hyper Beams me to 59%, I recover and then Surf on the recharge (remember he's PARed).

Now he brings out Vileplume. He Petal Dances, I'm @ 9%. I Recover. He Petal Dances again, I'm back to 9%. I put up Psychic and once again pray for an FP, and once again my prayers are answered.Vileplume goes down, and so does his special.

He sends out a Zapdos whom I paralize, and he uses... PETAL DANCE!!! The cheater kills my Starmie.

I send in Chansey and bust out with Substitute. He uses FIREBLAST and my sub absorbs it. I Ice beam the bastard to 64%. He's FPed, I give a repeat performance, he is now graced with 28% health. He Petal Dances my Substitute away, and for some reason I use Seismic Toss. He survives w/t 2% health, and then FB's Chansey to 60%. I Sub down to 35%, he's FPed, I Seismic Toss his ass to hell.

He sends out Kadabra, my Sub absorbs a Psychic, he uses Confuse Ray. I Seismic Toss like an idiot, he kills the Sub with Psychic. I Ice Beam him to 17%, he takes me down to 4% with Psychic. I am no longer confused, so I kill him with ST.

He sends out Gyarados and Dragon Rages me before I can Softboil, so, since I'm in a bad mood, I pull my Mew and Twave him. He's FPed, I Swords Dance. He Dragon Rages me to 90%. I SD twice more, he's FPed twice in a row, I Body Slam the craplicker to 33%. He uses Spike Cannon (well, what did you expect?) and I'm at 76%. I Body Slam, and the battle goes to me, I win, his ass is kicked, I rule- sorry, couldn't help gloating over SCHOOLING a cheater .

[ 08-30-2001: Message edited by: G33kazoid ]

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"Saying that luck is cheap is like walking into Vegas and screaming your head off about how there isn't enough skill in roulette."
-cfalcon
"People use clauses to cover everything their playing ability can't."- Mu
"When I want to feel smart, I read TPM.
When I want to feel stupid, I read AH."-Thom Burr


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Fish
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posted 08-30-2001 11:51 AM      Profile for Fish     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
*points to not one, but two enter keys on your keyboard*

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Bullshit.

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G33kazoid
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posted 08-30-2001 04:25 PM      Profile for G33kazoid   Email G33kazoid   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Fish151PKMN:
*points to not one, but two enter keys on your keyboard*

*takes the hint and edits above post*

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"Saying that luck is cheap is like walking into Vegas and screaming your head off about how there isn't enough skill in roulette."
-cfalcon
"People use clauses to cover everything their playing ability can't."- Mu
"When I want to feel smart, I read TPM.
When I want to feel stupid, I read AH."-Thom Burr

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