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Fish
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posted 04-27-2001 04:19 AM      Profile for Fish     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah, I was bored so I challenged him to a good bout on his bots.

Here's a little pre log...

Fish151PKMN : Battle me anyway. =P
Fish151PKMN : My team sucks ass.
MKFanha : I've not really bothered putting together a single formal non-legendary team
(Well, poop. I don't wanna battle no legendaries...it is Fanny were talking about, tho.)
MKFanha : I don't have it on gsbot...
Fish151PKMN : Oh.
MKFanha : er...
MKFanha : wait, yeah I do
(Yay! A good clean bout...)
MKFanha : challenge me then
MKFanha : dammit
MKFanha : I think it's only on gsbot now
MKFanha : oh well
MKFanha : I'll remake it
Fish151PKMN : Aoght.
(Ok, cool, he'll be a sport and not use legendaries...)

He makes his team...

Team Fish-
-Starmie
-Jynx
-Gengar
-Misdreavus
-Miltank
-Blissey

Team Fanny-
-Mewtwo
-Lugia
-Snorlax
-Machamp
-Starmie
-Blissey

...and it begins.

I lead with Starmie, he leads with...Mewtwo...I hate my life. Luckily tho, a metallic Mewtwo has shit on Starmie. Well, kinda.
He safeguards, I twave because I am stupid. A good amount of surfin' and psychic'n goes on from here with some safeguards in there. After a while, my special is lowered to the point I'm gonna lose the battle, at which point I switch out to Blissey, then right back to Mie.
On the switch back to Mie, I find his last move and learn his set is Safeguard, Psychic, Recover, Dynamic Punch.
I figure at this point Jynx is my only hope, and I send it in a safeguard turn. I opt for mean look, and of course get hit by a critical hit fifty perfuckingcent accurate dynamic punch, taking me to 19%. Crying, I switch back to Mie.
More wasting of PP occurs with Mewtwo and Starmie. A few times I accidently sent in Gengar, luckily on turns he was PP wasting...

Apparently he grew bored of this. In comes his next Pokemon...Lugia. God hell damn it fuck.
Of course, Aeroblast/Quake Lugia has shit on Mie also. Kinda sorta... More PP wasting ensues. That ends pretty quick, as he send back in Mewtwo. More Mie/Two wasting. How fun is this? I decide I have one hope, to revive my Jynx with minty rest and perish song his ass. I try Jynx, but one psychic downs him.

Fanny : 6-5

Now I figure I'm fucked. Safeguard is annoying as shit. I think Mewtwo is worse in metallics... Figuring all is lost, I send Misdreavus after him. Psychic takes me to 50%, I mean look him. Another psychic takes me to two hit points followed by a perish song.
I didn't think Missy could take it! Yay hope! Protect once, protect again, successful! I switch out the two hit point Misdreavus for Starmie who takes the psychic.

Tied Up : 5-5

He sends in Snorlax. Oh my GOD I hate his Pokemon selection. Standard face Fanny. Thinking belly drum, I send in Miltank for the psych up. Here's where it gets sick, folks.

TurdFerguson withdrew STARMIE!
TurdFerguson sent out CockSheriff (MILTANK F)!
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX used EARTHQUAKE!
TurdFerguson's MILTANK recovered with LEFTOVERS.
TurdFerguson's MILTANK is at 86% health.
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX is at 100% health.

TurdFerguson's MILTANK used RETURN!
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX used BODY SLAM!
TurdFerguson's MILTANK's paralyzed! Maybe it can't attack!
TurdFerguson's MILTANK recovered with LEFTOVERS.
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX recovered with LEFTOVERS.
TurdFerguson's MILTANK is at 64% health.
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX is at 80% health.

SirFannyHead's SNORLAX used SUBSTITUTE!
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX made a SUBSTITUTE!
TurdFerguson's MILTANK used HEAL BELL!
A bell chimed!
TurdFerguson's MILTANK recovered with LEFTOVERS.
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX recovered with LEFTOVERS.
TurdFerguson's MILTANK is at 70% health.
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX is at 61% health.

TurdFerguson's MILTANK used RETURN!
The SUBSTITUTE took damage for SirFannyHead's SNORLAX!
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX used BODY SLAM!
A critical hit!
TurdFerguson's MILTANK's paralyzed! Maybe it can't attack!
TurdFerguson's MILTANK recovered with LEFTOVERS.
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX recovered with LEFTOVERS.
TurdFerguson's MILTANK is at 28% health.
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX is at 67% health.

TurdFerguson sent out CumGuzzla (STARMIE NONE)!
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX used BODY SLAM!
TurdFerguson's STARMIE's paralyzed! Maybe it can't attack!
TurdFerguson's STARMIE recovered with LEFTOVERS.
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX recovered with LEFTOVERS.

Uh huh. Goddamn, I say.

At this point I just keep recovering...I get to the point where I am at 100%, then surf to break his sub. At this point I figure he'll sub or body slam, a perfect opportunity for me to bring in the Misdreavus to minty rest...

TurdFerguson withdrew STARMIE!
TurdFerguson sent out ShitBrick (MISDREAVUS M)!
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX used SELFDESTRUCT!
It doesn't affect TurdFerguson's MISDREAVUS!
SirFannyHead's SNORLAX fainted!

Oh. Hell. Yes.

Fish : 5-4

He sends out Lugia again. More wasting of PP as he keeps aeroblasting only for me to recover the damage.
He recalls Lugia and sends out his own Starmie. I switch to my Blissey who takes a confuse ray and a thunderwave, only to heal bell away the paralysis Snorlax so kindly left on half my team.
After a few minutes of Fanny learning parafusion on Blissey accomplishes nothing, he sends in Machamp. I decide now is the time for Missy to get her health back. He subs on the switch, as I minty rest next turn. I receive a quake back to 59%. All is well. I go back to Starmie.
I surf away his sub, and he goes back to his Mie. I immediately go back to Blissey. He parafuses me again, but I land a sing. Oh yes, sing. He wakes up after I hit myself a lot, but I'm still at full health thanks to leftovers.
Again, he tries for Machamp which is quickly met with my Starmie. I thunderwave to find...Lugia! I confuse it as well. I figure now is the time to end Lugia with him parafused. I switch to my Missy again. I mean look and take an Aeroblast. I perish song hoping for an FP, but take the fall to a quake. Misdreavus did good work, nonetheless.

Tied Up : 4-4

But wait...he has a perish count. I go for Gengar who tries to lock him in some more. Obviously, he switches out. I get Blissey on the switch. Fair enough. ^^; He gets a perish song too. Blissey heal bell's to get rid of Lugia's paralysis. But, Blissey's going down...
Things are looking good...

Almost...

Fish : 4-3

But instead...

SirFannyHead ended the game.

Why?!?!
Oh god why?!?!

MKFanha : dickwad
Fish151PKMN : *is a perish song whore*
MKFanha : SHIT
MKFanha : i've spend 45 freakin minutes on you!
Fish151PKMN : =P
MKFanha : this isn't right at all
Fish151PKMN : Aye.
MKFanha : dammit I am SO outta here
Fish151PKMN : Aww...
Fish151PKMN : I win.
MKFanha : not really

Let's see...I had...
Full health Gengar.
Full health Starmie.
Full health paralyzed Blissey.
Thirty percent Miltank.

All with recovery moves...

Fanny pantz had...
Full health Lugia.
Full health Starmie.
Half health Machamp.

Here's the way I see it...Starmie could waste Machamp.
Gengar would likely look/perish song his Mie.
Starmie, Miltank, or my silly defense curling Blissey could all stall his Lugia...

I'm pretty sure I had his legendary using ass beat...and it was him who had all the luck that battle...

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Fuckface Jones
Kills: 23 (23)
Kill a Hostage: 26 times (-650)

[This message has been edited by Fish151PKMN (edited 04-27-2001).]


From: Phoenix, AZ | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged
NickWhiz1
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posted 04-27-2001 06:59 AM      Profile for NickWhiz1   Author's Homepage   Email NickWhiz1   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I try Jynx, but one psychic downs him.

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-NickWhiz1
The "Best Statistics Follower" of the CLST

NickWhiz1's Pokemon Domain, still the worst Pokemon site in existence XD


From: Toledo, OH, USA | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Fish
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posted 04-27-2001 07:07 AM      Profile for Fish     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah, that's right. My male Jynx, uh huh...right...

I wrote it at 4 AM. Come on now...


From: Phoenix, AZ | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged
Jumpman16
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posted 04-28-2001 01:17 AM      Profile for Jumpman16   Author's Homepage   Email Jumpman16   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh man...after reading that war story, I really feel like getting into GS...

Fish used to be hardcore RBY, but if he's willing to play GS, then maybe I should reconsider too...


From: Where they make Heinz® ketchup | Registered: Oct 2000  |  IP: Logged
Sneakerton
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posted 04-28-2001 03:16 AM      Profile for Sneakerton   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Fish is just doing G/S instead of class.
From: Texas | Registered: Jun 2000  |  IP: Logged


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