So I decided to actually try to use a team with virtually no paralysis.
This was on TPM PBS
Round 1: !@#$%
Aerodactyl, being as cool as it is, faced off against the mustachoied Alakazam. Aerodactyl decides to fly up in the air to dodge a Thunder Wave, but WAIT! This is TPM PBS where Fly doesn't work! Aerodactyl gets paralyzed, and then fully paralyzed on the switch to Slowbro. Aerodactyl only manages to get off a Hyper Beam for biting the big one from a fully Amnesia'd Hyper Beam. The big "what?" you ask? That's for your imagination.
6-5 Other Guy
Gengar comes in for Aerodactyl, and uses a devestating (read: predictable) Confuse Ray/Seismic Toss combo on Slowbro. Slowbro eventually rests it off. Gengar, bored with all the Seismic Tossing, and having a very hot date, decides to switch out. From here, things start looking up.
Round 2: Enter the Dugtrio
Dugtrio loves to dance, ya know. And when it saw lethargic Slowbro sleeping, it decided to try and get it to boogie. Too bad Dugtrio's dancing caused a huge rift to open beneath Slowbro. Oh well, maybe next time.
In comes the ever-popular Starmie. Starmie, being such a popular Pokemon, should know all the good web pages. So Dugtrio, that dancing machine, being as smart as it is, decides to introduce the Mysterious One to its favorite site: Fissure Heights*.
*Please don't kill me
Round 3: The Fall of Duggy (Eventually)
Dugtrio squares off against fellow dancer Jynx. Not wanting the same thing to happen to a dance partner as last time, Dugtrio simply Earthquakes, taking Jynx down to just a little past 50%. Jynx tries to give Duggy a big smack with its lips, but Duggy, being so very abstinent, says, "None of that, biznatch." Dugtrio then finishes off Jynx with a second Earthquake.
Alakazam and Duggy decide to give it a go. Alakazam is able to assail Duggy with a fierce Psychic, but not before Duggy decides to make a sacrifice and Earthquake it. Alakazam, twisting its mustache and laughing maniacally, knocks Dugtrio the ground with a vicious psychokinetic attack... but then again, Dugtrio's already on the ground, so...
Round 4: "Whee."
Tauros, meet Alakazam. Alakazam, meet Hyper Beam. Bye bye Alakazam. Unfortunately, Alakazam decided to do its TWaving Thang before being schooled.
Mighty, mighty Exeggutor enters the fray.
"Greetings, Exeggutor, I have a mission for you. You must save our homeworld from the evil threat!"
"I must. I will sacrifice myself to destroy the Overmi-I mean Tauros!"
Too bad Tauros survives by 25% of its HP, and Tassa- Exeggutor's noble sacrifice was in vain.
The Mime Critical Hit Psychics Tauros. And that's the end of that chapter.
Round 5: The ever-fun Finale
Scyther, being so often neglected, finally gets a chance to battle. Being a good friend of Dugtrio, it decides to dance, while being hit with a powerful Psychic. For some odd reason, the harmless dancing raised Scyther's Attack stat. How about that. Scyther then launched some sort of beam for some odd reason. Some might even call it a beam that's hyper. Anyway, Mr. Mime was standing in its path, and got knocked back to France or wherever the heck it's from.
Hitmonlee got a good rest, never seeing the light of day for battle.
The 6 decided to form their own band. Scyther and Hitmonlee at vocals, Tauros at guitar, Aerodactyl at Kebyoard, Dugtrio at the Drums, and Gengar playing the bass with its tongue. Anyone who didn't buy their CD's, they kicked the crap out of. They are currently number 1 on most Kanto Music Charts.
Good Excel: The Bullet of Justice will always demolish evil! Remember that!
Excel: That's some dirty justice.
(Weird Anime Excel Saga)
[This message has been edited by SDShamshel (edited 04-13-2001).]