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Badcrow
Cute Fluffy Squirrel
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posted 04-12-2001 03:07 AM      Profile for Badcrow     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
As few of you may know or care there is a Drunken Master here, first a little history before the sign up.

Fish and I chatted it up one night, while I was a little toasted. In my state of mind I offered a challenge, one battle to determine who was Azure's drunken master. (this was when the liquor topic was going strong) Fish being the kind sole decides to accept my challenge, and some time later we have our match.

Fish in a move that brings both awe and shock to the drunken master battle breaks the sleep clause, but because it wasn't discussed I allow the battle to continue. Needless to say fish destroys me in the end and I'm left as a disciple to the Master.

A few weeks pass and Master Fish IM's me telling me he has to step down from the masterhood and asks me to take his place. I agree and ask if a tourney of the drunken master could take place, to which he agrees.

Which brings me to today. The sign up for the drunken master tourney.

IM applications to Doublestitched@hotmail.com with the following info.

Battle Name :
Favorite drink :
Second fav drink :
Why you think you'll be the best drunken master... an essay containing more then 20 words.

Sucky cup rules are going to be in effect with some mods to be determined at a later date.

No G/S/C moves. No mew/2. and no sore losers.

This is going to be a small tourney so make the applications good. (extra credit if drunk when typing them up)

To you I wish you all luck.

-Drunken Master #2 Crow.

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Fish
Farting Nudist
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posted 04-12-2001 06:32 AM      Profile for Fish     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This...is fucking awesome.

*gets shit together, arranges liquor for PBS battles*

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Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.


From: Phoenix, AZ | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged
Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 04-12-2001 02:17 PM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Couldn't you make a Pokémon Battle Tournament Drinking Game?

You know, if a Pokémon gets FP'd take one mouthful of drink, if a Tauros sweeps take two mouthfuls, if a Kakuna sweeps drink seven bottles, and so forth.

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"We're all fucked up, so what ya wanna do,
With fucked up me, and fucked up you?
"-Hot Dog, Limp Bizkit
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Jumpman16
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posted 04-12-2001 05:24 PM      Profile for Jumpman16   Author's Homepage   Email Jumpman16   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
And if you lose to a Clefable, you must get your blood alcohol level up to 0.5, in essence killing yourself. But that would never happen, now would it?
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Badcrow
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posted 04-12-2001 06:45 PM      Profile for Badcrow     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Badcrow's CLEFABLE used ice beam!
hypno fainted!
FishSMPTR2's HYPNO at 0% health.

Drunken master battle one.

Badcrow's CLEFABLE used thunderbolt!
It's super effective!
kabutops fainted!
Shrimpy's KABUTOPS at 0% health.

Thy who know not the true power of white death mock it...

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"Yeah, I don't what to say."
- Fish even after an edit.


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incompetent
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posted 04-19-2001 09:04 PM      Profile for incompetent   Author's Homepage   Email incompetent   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules.
You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
Any man scoring has to chug a beer.
You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings.
Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play softball.

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"Extensive testing has proven that he's the best leek-wielding ninja duck in the game, and I stand by that." -Versus Books on Farfetch'd


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Badcrow
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posted 04-20-2001 12:02 AM      Profile for Badcrow     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Since there were no takers on my offer, I guess I'm the current Drunken master... uncontested.

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"Yeah, I don't what to say."
- Fish even after an edit.


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El Brando
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posted 05-03-2001 10:55 PM      Profile for El Brando   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh now I wouldn't say that... Fish sounded like was slightly interested, and I'm naturaly drunk all the time!

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