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Topic: For all those RBY pussies...
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Fish
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posted 02-03-2001 05:58 AM
Goddamn you all."Mewtwo is good, he scares me."
"Mew can learn every TM, he's too good."
"Evade is tough to deal with, do away with it." For all of you fagz, I had a battle tonight. With Fanha. And as much as you dislike him, he is good at Pokemon.
Too raise the stakes, he used Mewtwo and Mew Even moreso, I am sooooo drunk right now. Here goes.... He leads with Mewtwo, me with Starmie. He thinks he is sly with his Duggy, who absorbs my T-Wave. I send out Alakazam, while he switches to his Dragonite.
We paralyze each other. On the next turn, I switch to Eggy, while he uses agility. He used horn drill on the switch to my Tauros...
I blizzard for a Critical hit, while he tries an ineffective move. Next turn, in comes my Starmie who finishes the paralyzed Dragon with a bolt. Fish 6-5 He sends in Mewtwo. My Mie and his Mewtwo exchange t-waves. I send out Alakazam, who takes a T-Wave. I meant to send Lax. Oh well. My drunken state tries to send out Lax again and sends out Golem, who fallz to a Mewtwo blizzard. Tied Up 5-5 My Lax FINALLY comes out. Uses Body Slam, and paralyzes Mew on the switch. I slam Mew to 44%, while I get para'd in return. Fanha tried to drill me, but gets a faster Starmie on the switch. I was paralyzed, while he softboiled. At that point, he tried for Tauros. He received a crit surf and a thunderwave while dealing little damage to me.
A body slam/recover fued continues til I get ahead on the paralyzed scence. Finally, Tauros goes down. Fish 5-4 He sends out Mewtwo. After pointless (surfing) bickering, his Mewtwo self destructs and Mie and Two are both down. Fish 4-3 His Trio meets my Kazam. He meets a critical hit psychic, end Dugtrio. Fish 4-2 He sends out Mew, for whatever reason. He promptly switches out for Rapidash, who eats a special droppin' psychic. I like Kazam, so I send in Tauros. A desperate Fanny launches a horn drill which fails and eats a hyper beam. Fish 4-1 Out comes a paralyzed Mew against a faster Tauros. I didnt realize I was so far ahead a this point. After ten to fifteen rounds of me hyper beaming/recharging to his softboiled/being fully paralyzed, I faint the damn Mew. Fish 4-0 See pussies? Its not hard to take out Mew/Mewtwo. Just play smart. Yeesh. [This message has been edited by Fish151PKMN (edited 02-03-2001).]
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Jenova
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posted 02-03-2001 11:33 AM
*pats Fish on the back and makes him a coffee*
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Kabutops
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posted 02-04-2001 12:03 AM
and its not like fanha used the best movesets for m and m2 either.
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Jumpman16
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posted 02-16-2001 11:35 PM
You think that Pokémon has perfect equilibrium?!
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 02-17-2001 01:24 PM
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Originally posted by The Great Dreamer:
Clauses and restrictions are for weak little players that refuse to adapt, they are handicaps, they are defilements that water down the perfect equilibrium of the game.
Oh, shut up.
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 02-19-2001 02:40 PM
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Originally posted by The Great Dreamer:
...and for those of you that do not think that the True Pokemon Way has perfect equilibrium, stop attacking and start bringing forth any evidence that you think prooves otherwise...
It helps if you just use some bloody common sense.
With no sleep clause, my Lovely Kiss/Reflect/Blizzard/Seismic Toss Jynx could easily rip through half your team. If said Jynx had Double Rest over Reflect and Blizzard, and had fully PP-Upped Seismic Toss, I shudder to think.
If, on top of that, I backed it up with a Sleep Powdering Exeggutor and maybe a Parasect...------------------
"The 'man in the trash can' is Oscar the grouch, bitch. you betta be respectin, that motherfucker is old skool, an' he 0wnz yer azz."-Pornbot
I'm not the same guy as the G/S Lord Psybro. So spack off.
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The Great Dreamer
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posted 02-20-2001 02:49 AM
Mr. K,
Through all these insults I don't see anything that prooves otherwise.
I mean, you seems to me like you know so damn much about Pokemon, why don't you tell me why the True Pokemon Way (Trade, Train and Tactics) that balances the game, is flawed like you are claiming it to be?
This is what I'm saying in this argument, that since the game is balanced by default, further alterations harm the game's equilibrium wich is overlooked by popular pokemon bias.
Small example;
Sleep Clause=fucks with=buterfrees
Trying to use a butterfree without it's precious Sleep Powder freedom makes this pokemon so dificult to use is not even worth it, it completely murders all the potential out of these butterfly pokemon.
See? No insults, only presentation of points of view. If I'm wrong, dont worry, I'll accept it like I have done before, there is nothing wrong in admiting you're wrong but so far no wave of arguments have been able to topple this foundation wich is why I'm do damn sure that what I'm percieving is the total Truth...you're turn...Psybro,
You don't listen to words, do you?
Do you really think a jynx would own all?
Have you ever tried it? ------------------
"Come on guys, your mindless comments are making the Dreamer look coherent." -cfalcon
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The Great Dreamer
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posted 02-21-2001 04:58 AM
Neo and Psybro,
If your opponent fell down that easily to the jynx chances are he either didn't play it right or his team, like most, did not take in consideration counter-sleep.
Also, remember that in the real battles, the GB battles, you can always pre-status alter your pokemon with poison or burns...
You guys need to think about the game enviroment in it's truest form wich is in the GB enviroment, NOT PBS...
...and about that 6 jynx team, first, remember that you must aquire the jynxes first by trading, a pain-in-the-ass task all in itself, then most likely it won't have perfect genes so you got to do some heavy breeding. Then, even if you have 6 platinum perfect jynxes there are other pokemon that are faster than jynxes that are able to pull an evasion move, adding insult to Lovely Kiss's inacuracy.
The more elemental similarities amongst your pokemon in your team, the more weak to a single effective variable it will become...Mr. K,
Well then if that is your decision and you refuse to add any feedback to the subject and support your P.O.V., shut the Hell up, if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch... ------------------
"Come on guys, your mindless comments are making the Dreamer look coherent." -cfalcon [This message has been edited by The Great Dreamer (edited 02-21-2001).]
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Psybro
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posted 02-21-2001 08:38 AM
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Originally posted by The Great Dreamer:
You guys need to think about the game enviroment in it's truest form wich is in the GB enviroment, NOT PBS...
'Truest form'? I'm sorry, I thought Pokémon was a game like any other which had bugs that required fixing, but clearly R/B/Y is special in some way. Well, it's obvious that the programmers were all brilliant people, cleverly disguising Focus Energy as a move that actually did something useful when it was really a glitch designed to enfuriate us all.
If R/B/Y is the game's purest form, I'm sure you don't object to Missingno being used to get extra items? I'm sorry, but Pokémon is unbalanced as fuck.
Sure, sleep clause restricts Butterfree, but I refuse to believe Butterfree was ever viable up against the most popular Prime Cup monsters. So, while sleep clause restricts Pokémon who are too crappy to bother with anyway (unless you really like them), it also stops Exeggutor and Jynx from going completely nuts.
Also, species clause saves us all from the horror of a six-Mewtwo team.
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"The 'man in the trash can' is Oscar the grouch, bitch. you betta be respectin, that motherfucker is old skool, an' he 0wnz yer azz."-Pornbot
I'm not the same guy as the G/S Lord Psybro. So spack off. [This message has been edited by Psybro (edited 02-21-2001).]
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The Great Dreamer
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posted 02-21-2001 09:26 PM
Psybro,
"'Truest form'? I'm sorry, I thought Pokémon was a game like any other which had bugs that required fixing, but clearly R/B/Y is special in some way."
You're not fucking listening, I said that the GB game is the REAL Pokemon game as opposed to the Pokemon Battle SIMULATOR."Well, it's obvious that the programmers were all brilliant people, cleverly disguising Focus Energy as a move that actually did something useful when it was really a glitch designed to enfuriate us all.
If R/B/Y is the game's purest form, I'm sure you don't object to Missingno being used to get extra items?"
When did I say that Chromatics where it's purest form? Hmm?
"I'm sorry, but Pokémon is unbalanced as fuck." O.K., proove it...I can proove it isn't which is why I know I'm right... "Sure, sleep clause restricts Butterfree, but I refuse to believe Butterfree was ever viable up against the most popular Prime Cup monsters. So, while sleep clause restricts Pokémon who are too crappy to bother with anyway (unless you really like them), it also stops Exeggutor and Jynx from going completely nuts."
This prooves right there that the clauses and restrictions are fueled purely by pokemon bias, thus unbalancing the game.
Sure, that there is no problem with sleep clause in this example because most weak pokemon use Sleep so make up for crappy stats/move sets, but God forbbid a game enviroment where there is Paralysis clause, oh no! Can't go that route because the all popular pokemon would seriously get screwed without their precious Paralysis!
This is NOT balance, the restrictions only make a bias game enviroment where most unpopular pokemon cannot compete...
Exeggutors and jynxes only go nuts unless you know how to counter sleep, wich you obviously, like most, do not know shit about sleep countering tactics... "Also, species clause saves us all from the horror of a six-Mewtwo team."
You're not listening to what I'm saying, are you? I already explained the balancing factors of multiple species use but it just blew right through your head...I'm not gong to repeat myself again...
Mr. K,
Oh, shut up...
Resolve to insults since you have nothing better to contribute nor a way to proove your P.O.V.
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"Come on guys, your mindless comments are making the Dreamer look coherent." -cfalcon
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The Great Dreamer
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posted 02-23-2001 03:23 AM
Psybro,
I already mentioned 2, the accuracy attacks and the pre-status.
You can also Confuse, Paralyze and Disable, but the pre-status and the attacks of the sleep move's already low accuracy are the more effective, not to mention, ofcourse, another sleep move.
Also, I'm not saying that every pokemon can take on any pokemon, but that there is a cycle in the game where there is no defenite powerful tactic or pokemon, everything has a counter...everything...------------------
"Come on guys, your mindless comments are making the Dreamer look coherent." -cfalcon
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Jenova
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posted 02-23-2001 05:34 AM
Oh, shut up.
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Psybro
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posted 02-25-2001 10:26 AM
Whatever.
I'm too lazy to carry on debating.
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