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Avalanche
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posted 07-29-2000 07:33 AM      Profile for Avalanche   Author's Homepage   Email Avalanche   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Sigh, no one esle has ever given me trouble but for him... well, heres the scoop.
I start with Dugtrio, he starts with Starmie ( I should have seen it coming.) I go to Zapdso, leading only to a well seen thunder wave. I hope to at least take out this misbegotten spawn of Satan with thunderbolt, only to be played like a ho at a pimp convention when he switches to Ryhdon. Hoping to kill him without sacrificing Articuno, I switch to Chansey, thinking her HP can make up for her nothing defense. After seeing Rock Slide take half her life away, I ice beam hoping for the best, but am killed in a single earthquake.
Cursing the day I was born, I switrch to Articuno, hoping to rid myself of the vile thing, but instead he switches to Chansey. Good for me though, as it was hit by a critical Blizzard. Another Critcal Blizzard brings Chansey down to death level, but he thunderwaves me, leaving me as mightaly screwed. He heals, but leaving me with an oppening to freee him. Seeing my chance, I Double team up.
He ses this coming, and switches to Starmie, which does not bode well for me. He starts to thunderbolt, with few hitting there mark. I fully DT, and a wasting war comes down, with him switching between Chansey, Starmie, and Ryhdon all the while I get as many critcal hits as a frat boy with a drunken cheerleader. I run out of Blizzards out of a long while, and his Rhydon hits with a rock slide after 18 thuinderbolts miss. So With Articunio dead, I switched to Tauros. His Earthquake misses the mark when Starmie comes switching back though. He again thunderwaves me, and procedes to ice beam me happily while I do nothing but am paralyzed unhappily. After I finish cursing like a wounded pirate ( And Im not just talking about a flesh wound. The kind where the parrot starts cursing too), I send out Snorlax to Body Slam a few times, wiopping out the mutant menance forever.
He brings out Venasuar, hoping to Double team his way up as my Lax had been doing, but I switched to Zapdos, hearing nothing of it. Luckily, I guessed right, And switched to Dugtrio just as he switched to Rhydon, knowing full well it would be foolish for him not to switch. I did not, however, see him switching to Zapdos, and my Earthquake misses. Dugtrio makes up for it by hitting a critcal hit rock slide, forcing him to switch to Venasaur.
I am Sleep Powdered, and we both switch, my lax vs Rhydon. He leaves me at 7% life, I kill it. He brings out Tauros, and pomptly kills me. I give it a go with the ol Zapdos, and suprisinly after T-waving him, he is fully paralyzed long enought for me to kill it. He brings out his Zapdos, and we begin yo Struggle with all our attacks being not very effective. He brings me down to 51 life, and I forget the Dugster is more asleep than a drunken alcoholic at a kegger, and send him to his doom. He promptly finishes of the nigh dead Zapdos, and I drown my sorrows in ale, friends, and a heary helping of pornography. (Ok, so maybe Im kidding about the friends) Anyways, again I have lost, leaving Branners amd MewtwoSama as the only people I have faced and truley lost (everyone else got lucky, all 3 of em) So I leave you a bitter, broken shell of a man, hoping you are happy GameFaqs, for you have destroyed a once proud land, once known as Azure.

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From: Catherdral City, CA, USA | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Deranged
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posted 07-29-2000 07:42 AM      Profile for Deranged   Email Deranged   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Wow...

All the losses from Azure are so dramatic.

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Kobayashi
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posted 07-29-2000 07:43 AM      Profile for Kobayashi     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Go Branners!

Go GameFAQS!

Unlucky Avalanche but you must admit the better trainer won on the day...

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posted 07-29-2000 01:33 PM           Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
AWWWWWWWWW YEAH!!!!!! Dont sleep on Branners' MAD SKILLZ!!!!!!

Go GameFAQs!!!! =D

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And then it came to me, I can dip my butt in shrimp sauce and slam it on a canvas!

PBS:Sirocco, challenge me sometime, AIM: Psychodic monkey
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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 07-29-2000 03:04 PM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh dear, another loss for Azure. I believe I'm feeling woozy.

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TeeJay
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posted 07-29-2000 04:30 PM      Profile for TeeJay     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
StarCaliber... "The Power of One" comes to mind now.

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posted 07-29-2000 05:34 PM           Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
"The power of one"


yeah! Branners!

AWWWWWWWWW YEAH!!!!!! Dont sleep on Branners' MAD SKILLZ!!!!!!

=D

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And then it came to me, I can dip my butt in shrimp sauce and slam it on a canvas!

PBS:Sirocco, challenge me sometime, AIM: Psychodic monkey
creator of the famous discouragement line


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starCaliber
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posted 07-30-2000 01:25 AM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Fanny, you have been evil and mean to me.

Well, I suppose I deserve it for our little "betrayal." I hope we can still be friends.

snickeryeahrightsnicker

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Caos2
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posted 07-30-2000 07:42 AM      Profile for Caos2   Email Caos2   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Branners did exactly what I thought

Caos2

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