I figured I may as well post this before we get a really long run on sentence with no caps from maagisk.
I was on PBS today, just chillin. A Pikashrew challenges me. I accept. She starts w/ a Charizard, me Alakazam. We clash. Soon it's Mewtwo vs. Zapdos. I T-wave M2 and switch to Chansey. Chansey hurts M2 to 3%, where Tauros finishes it off.
Charizard is sent out. Tauros Body Slams, gets Burned by a CH Fire Blast, (just the beginning of her luck. Yes HER.) and so I Hyper Beam Char, finishing it. Mew is sent out. Tauros Hyper Beams Mew in a kamikaze. I send out Zapdos, who promptly finishes it.
Raichu comes out. Since Zapdos is hurting, I decide to kamikaze. I paralyze Raichu, then pull off a Drill Peck before I fall. Rhydon comes out. Duh. An EQ finishes it. Two left.
Venusaur comes out, which presents me a problem. The only likely choice would be Snorlax, who manages to maim Venusaur before dying. Alakazam promptly finishes it. 2-1.
Read closely. Blastoise is sent out. Fearing a CH Earthquake, I paralyze Blastoise, who returns me with a surf. I recover, from previous damage, and get Ice Beamed. I Psychic Blastoise, leaving it at 20%. One more blow. Only I get frozen.
Ok, everyone keep a running tally of luck here. So far, 10%. She DT's while I switch to Rhydon, which I had set up for, thanks to that T-wave. I Earthquake. IT MISSES. On ONE DT. Ok, 10% divided by 25% = 4% The EQ would have been fatal, BTW. She is Fully Paralyzed. One more chance. I EQ, IT MISSES. Ok, 4% divided by 25% = 1.6% She surfs I lose.
She then reveals to be that bastard's sister. She says, "i am maagisks sister and boy will you be hearing about this" ....must run in the family....
I say, "Bah. I'll admit you won. But you had a considerable amount of luck." It was then I roughly figured the odds in my head and came up with 1.25%. I explain to her the 1.25% and her use of Mew/two, which gets her shouted at by everyone in the PBS. She is arrogant, like her brother. I tell her to get maagisk online so I can battle.
He is convieniently, "away," yet I noticed a post by him 5 minutes ago, right before I typed this.
Funny. I ask her for a rematch. I never hear from her again on PBS chat. Coincidence? I think not. Well, I told everyone to AIM me if either one of them shows up, I have not heard from them yet. Oh, wait, she just AIM'ed me. Hang on. Here's our chat:
Electric Swimmer: i beat u!!
DaBIGTom: how many names to you have?
Electric Swimmer: booya
Electric Swimmer: l8ta
DaBIGTom: i saw you turned and ran when i mentioned that
DaBIGTom: and maagisk wasn't away
Electric Swimmer: what?
DaBIGTom: he just posted
DaBIGTom: both of you are cowards
Electric Swimmer: he just came back niumb nuts
DaBIGTom: why not rematch?
Electric Swimmer: no were just too good 4 u
Electric Swimmer: l8ta
DaBIGTom: you have the right to remain silent. anything said can and will be used against you on Azure I couldn't resist.
Electric Swimmer: i have to pack cuz were goin to calif.
DaBIGTom: ah i see
Electric Swimmer: buh bye
Electric Swimmer: ill re-match u when i get back buh bye
There you have it. Fanha, you'd better whoop their asses. I still am flaming mad at this. I'll admit defeat but to:
A) A Mew/two user
B) The luckiest bastard on the face of the earth. I had a WHOPPING 98.4% CHANCE TO FINISH HER. If we left it before the final move, I would have been declared the victor. The odds were in my favor. I should have won, and my skills got me that far with no luck whatsoever.
maagisk, pikashrew, I wanna fight you guys. Again. No excuses, no luck, just FIGHT me. I'll fight your mom if I have too.
Everyone please respond to this. Tell me what you think. Did I lose fair and square, or get really unlucky?
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