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Topic: A rap about calculus

Lark84
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posted 11252005 03:30 PM
http://www.myihigh.org/stuff/calcrap.mp3
If you know calc, you'll probably find this funny. Or nerdy.
[edit] Actuallly, it's not about calculus. It's a rapper dissing another rapper using terms from calculus. [ 11252005, 03:57 PM: Message edited by: Lark84 ]
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Land und Leute
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posted 11262005 03:26 PM
I was bored, so I decided to type out the lyrics to this rap. Most of the lines are correct, though there are some that I couldn't really make out (eg. the ones about rom(?) derivatives and beef(?)). I'm also not so sure about the last line because it doesn't make any sense. But hey, I haven't taken calculus for two years so what do I know. If you can make corrections, please advise.
My lyrics are prodigal My punchline's emphatic My flow is so logical No way to combat it Your rhyme scheme is flawed Your rap is erratic Wait, let me describe it using Newton's mathematics
My lyrics are prodigal My punchline's emphatic My flow is so logical No way to combat it Your rhyme scheme is flawed Your rap is erratic Wait, let me describe it using Newton's mathematics
Know your limits when you approach me No encroaching on my closed domain Refrain from claiming that you know me My flow is continuous Best that you admit it, kid But that don't mean you can calculate my rom derivative I might be chillin on the corner maybe on the cusp I can kick it in infinite ways Every day I switch it up You couldn't define the way I alter my motion Even if you tried to utilize a difference quotient Like composite function You might think I'm tame But you can't chain rule me Because I'm off the chain You don't think I'm dope but you underestimate Like a symmetric difference quotient With too big an h I just say I'm great No need to imply it My flow is explicit You dx/dy it Your implicit differentiation draining my patience Like inverse derivatives It's hard to see the relation between you and hiphop You flipflop back and forth You don't know your limit like an indeterminate form You say we could be equal That I might allow you cause You fallin while I rise like intermediate value You think you maxed out Your brain's in paralysis Actin like you've got clout without a sines analysis Your style's straight zero Your slope is a synonym You must be concave up because your flow is a minimum
My lyrics are prodigal My punchline's emphatic My flow is so logical No way to combat it Your rhyme scheme is flawed Your rap is erratic Wait, let me describe it using Newton's mathematics
My lyrics are prodigal My punchline's emphatic My flow is so logical No way to combat it Your rhyme scheme is flawed Your rap is erratic Wait, let me describe it using Newton's mathematics
My flow is complex My words are fearsome Your flow is basic like the Fundamental Theorem Cause if you write up your style from a to b We clearly see that it's derived from me I strive to be the best My flow is electric Yours is the most generic like a parametric I'm clearly defined, like multipled by one You just an approximate like a Riemann sum Your schemin son but with two hands you still a damn fool I'm close to perfect like between midpoint and tangent rule You just an integral divided by its interval In other words you average My flow is savage I plan to ravage Revive the beef you fed it They make you full of holes like a solid with the washer method It's gettin clear The facts are emerging Like the integral of 1/x You divergent I'm surging through Watch the wake that I accumulate Cause I'm the leadin edge And I'm movin at a steady rate That's my area My beat barrier instrumental I'm the basis of your science Like a differential equation I'm blazin you up You don't know real Mappin out your possibilities like a slope field Please kid, you simple Don't waste my time It boils down to Euler's methods All you need to find Is your fate Your rhymes are wastin time You fake be Your decaying like e^(kt) You crazy Tryin to face me I'm gifted You stuck between two constants like a logistic One, get out the game Or two, be defeated Cause your flow is like a power series It keeps on being repeated You just a small part of a bigger theory Like linear approximation is to Taylor series I base my raps on the math I'm exploring You're centered on nothing, like you name was McLaurin My rhymes is clear as crystal No need for an explainer You don't make no ****ing sense Like Lagrange's remainder It was easy to defeat you Beat you with hands behind my back Your vocab is quickly depleted plus your knowledge of math is whack I'll leave you with some words of wisdom Listen close to tell your friends "The integral of e/x is equal to function u^n"
Allinall, it was not bad. Of course, it's not nearly as good as Land und Leute's "Without Me" parody.
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Lark84
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posted 11262005 07:39 PM
Prepare for some major pedanticism...
My lyrics... etc.
My lyrics... etc.
Know your limits when you approach me No encroaching on my closed domain Refrain from claiming that you know me My flow is continuous Best that you admit it, kid But that don't mean that you can calculate my rhyme derivative I might be chillin on the corner maybe on the cusp I can kick it in infinite ways Every day I switch it up You couldn't define the way I alter my motion Even if you tried to utilize a difference quotient Like composite function You might think I'm tame But you can't chain rule me Because I'm off the chain You don't think I'm dope but you underestimate Like a symmetric difference quotient With too big an h I just say I'm great No need to imply it My flow is explicit You dx/dy it Your implicit differentiation draining my patience Like inverse derivatives It's hard to see the relation between you and hiphop You flipflop back and forth You don't know your limit like an indeterminate form You say we could be equal That I might allow you cause You fallin while I rise like intermediate value You think you maxed out Your brain's in paralysis Actin like you've got clout without a signs analysis (probably, I've never heard of "sines" analysis though I guess it could have something to do with the sinus function) Your style's straight zero Your slope is a synonym You must be concave up because your flow is a minimum
My lyrics are... etc.
My lyrics are... etc.
My flow is complex My words are fearsome Your flow is basic like the Fundamental Theorem Cause if you write up your style from a to b We clearly see that it's derived from me I strive to be the best My flow is electric Yours is the most generic like a parametric I'm clearly defined, like multiplied by one You just an approximation like a Riemann sum Your schemin son but with two hands you still a damn fool I'm close to perfect like between midpoint and tangent rule You just an integral divided by its interval In other words you average My flow is savage I plan to ravage Revive the beef you fed it (This is pretty unclear... Your guess is as good as mine.) They make you full of holes like a solid with the washer method It's gettin clear The facts are emerging Like the integral of 1/x You diverging I'm surging through Watch the weight that I accumulate Cause I'm the leadin edge And I'm movin at a steady rate That's my area My beat barrier instrumental I'm the basis of your science Like a differential equation I'm blazin you up You don't know real Mappin out your possibilities like a slope field Please kid, you simple Don't waste my time It boils down to Euler's methods All you need to find Is your fate Your rhymes' a waste of time You fake be Your decaying like e^(kt) You crazy Tryin to face me I'm gifted You stuck between two constants like a logistic One, get out the game Or two, be defeated Cause your flow is like a power series It keeps on being repeated You just a small part of a bigger theory Like linear approximation is to Taylor series I base my raps on the math I'm exploring You're centered on nothing, like you name was McLaurin My rhymes is clear as crystal No need for an explainer You don't make no effking sense (It's more true to the actual sound... ) Like Lagrange remainder It was easy to defeat you Beat you with hands behind my back Your vocab is quickly depleted plus your knowledge of math is whack I'll leave you with some words of wisdom Listen close to tell your friends "The integral of e/x is equal to function u^n"
[edit] Formatting... It's a lifelong learning experience. [ 11262005, 07:41 PM: Message edited by: Lark84 ]
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CHaRiZaRd
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posted 12092005 10:00 PM
This song is awesome. Impressively done and it actually makes sense on all points.
also bump
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pika
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posted 12132005 05:41 PM
funny.
and also quite advanced stuff (most people probably never hear of stuff like Taylor series, Riemann sums and Lagrangians in their entry lives)
     "PIKA OF ALL PEOPLE IS THE BIGGEST TWOFACED ASSHOLE HERE. AS HE ALREADY DEMONSTRATED HE SAID THAT THERE IS A WAY TO MAX OUT ALL STATS COMPLETELY ABOVE 510. WELL DUH...! HOW WOULD HE KNOW THAT IF HE DIDN'T HACK IT HIMSELF?! LOL! PATHETIC!" TIDUSBLITZABESX
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PikachuThunder
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posted 12132005 09:45 PM
I know my calculus. It says you plus me equals us.
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