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Lark84
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posted 11-25-2005 03:30 PM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
http://www.myihigh.org/stuff/calcrap.mp3

If you know calc, you'll probably find this funny. Or nerdy.

[edit] Actuallly, it's not about calculus. It's a rapper dissing another rapper using terms from calculus.

[ 11-25-2005, 03:57 PM: Message edited by: Lark84 ]

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Land und Leute
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posted 11-26-2005 03:26 PM      Profile for Land und Leute   Email Land und Leute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I was bored, so I decided to type out the lyrics to this rap. Most of the lines are correct, though there are some that I couldn't really make out (eg. the ones about rom(?) derivatives and beef(?)). I'm also not so sure about the last line because it doesn't make any sense. But hey, I haven't taken calculus for two years so what do I know. If you can make corrections, please advise.

My lyrics are prodigal
My punchline's emphatic
My flow is so logical
No way to combat it
Your rhyme scheme is flawed
Your rap is erratic
Wait, let me describe it using Newton's mathematics

My lyrics are prodigal
My punchline's emphatic
My flow is so logical
No way to combat it
Your rhyme scheme is flawed
Your rap is erratic
Wait, let me describe it using Newton's mathematics

Know your limits when you approach me
No encroaching on my closed domain
Refrain from claiming that you know me
My flow is continuous
Best that you admit it, kid
But that don't mean you can calculate my rom derivative
I might be chillin on the corner maybe on the cusp
I can kick it in infinite ways
Every day I switch it up
You couldn't define the way I alter my motion
Even if you tried to utilize a difference quotient
Like composite function
You might think I'm tame
But you can't chain rule me
Because I'm off the chain
You don't think I'm dope but you underestimate
Like a symmetric difference quotient
With too big an h
I just say I'm great
No need to imply it
My flow is explicit
You dx/dy it
Your implicit differentiation draining my patience
Like inverse derivatives
It's hard to see the relation between you and hip-hop
You flip-flop back and forth
You don't know your limit like an indeterminate form
You say we could be equal
That I might allow you cause
You fallin while I rise like intermediate value
You think you maxed out
Your brain's in paralysis
Actin like you've got clout without a sines analysis
Your style's straight zero
Your slope is a synonym
You must be concave up because your flow is a minimum

My lyrics are prodigal
My punchline's emphatic
My flow is so logical
No way to combat it
Your rhyme scheme is flawed
Your rap is erratic
Wait, let me describe it using Newton's mathematics

My lyrics are prodigal
My punchline's emphatic
My flow is so logical
No way to combat it
Your rhyme scheme is flawed
Your rap is erratic
Wait, let me describe it using Newton's mathematics

My flow is complex
My words are fearsome
Your flow is basic like the Fundamental Theorem
Cause if you write up your style from a to b
We clearly see that it's derived from me
I strive to be the best
My flow is electric
Yours is the most generic like a parametric
I'm clearly defined, like multipled by one
You just an approximate like a Riemann sum
Your schemin son but with two hands you still a damn fool
I'm close to perfect like between midpoint and tangent rule
You just an integral divided by its interval
In other words you average
My flow is savage
I plan to ravage
Revive the beef you fed it
They make you full of holes like a solid with the washer method
It's gettin clear
The facts are emerging
Like the integral of 1/x
You divergent
I'm surging through
Watch the wake that I accumulate
Cause I'm the leadin edge
And I'm movin at a steady rate
That's my area
My beat barrier instrumental
I'm the basis of your science
Like a differential equation
I'm blazin you up
You don't know real
Mappin out your possibilities like a slope field
Please kid, you simple
Don't waste my time
It boils down to Euler's methods
All you need to find
Is your fate
Your rhymes are wastin time
You fake be
Your decaying like e^(-kt)
You crazy
Tryin to face me
I'm gifted
You stuck between two constants like a logistic
One, get out the game
Or two, be defeated
Cause your flow is like a power series
It keeps on being repeated
You just a small part of a bigger theory
Like linear approximation is to Taylor series
I base my raps on the math I'm exploring
You're centered on nothing, like you name was McLaurin
My rhymes is clear as crystal
No need for an explainer
You don't make no ****ing sense
Like Lagrange's remainder
It was easy to defeat you
Beat you with hands behind my back
Your vocab is quickly depleted plus your knowledge of math is whack
I'll leave you with some words of wisdom
Listen close to tell your friends
"The integral of e/x is equal to function u^n"

All-in-all, it was not bad. Of course, it's not nearly as good as Land und Leute's "Without Me" parody. [Wink]

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Lark84
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posted 11-26-2005 07:39 PM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Prepare for some major pedanticism... [Wink]

My lyrics... etc.

My lyrics... etc.

Know your limits when you approach me
No encroaching on my closed domain
Refrain from claiming that you know me
My flow is continuous
Best that you admit it, kid
But that don't mean that you can calculate my rhyme derivative
I might be chillin on the corner maybe on the cusp
I can kick it in infinite ways
Every day I switch it up
You couldn't define the way I alter my motion
Even if you tried to utilize a difference quotient
Like composite function
You might think I'm tame
But you can't chain rule me
Because I'm off the chain
You don't think I'm dope but you underestimate
Like a symmetric difference quotient
With too big an h
I just say I'm great
No need to imply it
My flow is explicit
You dx/dy it
Your implicit differentiation draining my patience
Like inverse derivatives
It's hard to see the relation between you and hip-hop
You flip-flop back and forth
You don't know your limit like an indeterminate form
You say we could be equal
That I might allow you cause
You fallin while I rise like intermediate value
You think you maxed out
Your brain's in paralysis
Actin like you've got clout without a signs analysis (probably, I've never heard of "sines" analysis though I guess it could have something to do with the sinus function)
Your style's straight zero
Your slope is a synonym
You must be concave up because your flow is a minimum

My lyrics are... etc.

My lyrics are... etc.

My flow is complex
My words are fearsome
Your flow is basic like the Fundamental Theorem
Cause if you write up your style from a to b
We clearly see that it's derived from me
I strive to be the best
My flow is electric
Yours is the most generic like a parametric
I'm clearly defined, like multiplied by one
You just an approximation like a Riemann sum
Your schemin son but with two hands you still a damn fool
I'm close to perfect like between midpoint and tangent rule
You just an integral divided by its interval
In other words you average
My flow is savage
I plan to ravage
Revive the beef you fed it (This is pretty unclear... Your guess is as good as mine.)
They make you full of holes like a solid with the washer method
It's gettin clear
The facts are emerging
Like the integral of 1/x
You diverging
I'm surging through
Watch the weight that I accumulate
Cause I'm the leadin edge
And I'm movin at a steady rate
That's my area
My beat barrier instrumental
I'm the basis of your science
Like a differential equation
I'm blazin you up
You don't know real
Mappin out your possibilities like a slope field
Please kid, you simple
Don't waste my time
It boils down to Euler's methods
All you need to find
Is your fate
Your rhymes' a waste of time
You fake be
Your decaying like e^(-kt)
You crazy
Tryin to face me
I'm gifted
You stuck between two constants like a logistic
One, get out the game
Or two, be defeated
Cause your flow is like a power series
It keeps on being repeated
You just a small part of a bigger theory
Like linear approximation is to Taylor series
I base my raps on the math I'm exploring
You're centered on nothing, like you name was McLaurin
My rhymes is clear as crystal
No need for an explainer
You don't make no effking sense (It's more true to the actual sound... [Wink] )
Like Lagrange remainder
It was easy to defeat you
Beat you with hands behind my back
Your vocab is quickly depleted plus your knowledge of math is whack
I'll leave you with some words of wisdom
Listen close to tell your friends
"The integral of e/x is equal to function u^n"

[edit] Formatting... It's a lifelong learning experience.

[ 11-26-2005, 07:41 PM: Message edited by: Lark84 ]

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CHaRiZaRd
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posted 12-09-2005 10:00 PM      Profile for CHaRiZaRd   Author's Homepage   Email CHaRiZaRd   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This song is awesome. Impressively done and it actually makes sense on all points.

also bump

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pika
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posted 12-13-2005 05:41 PM      Profile for pika   Author's Homepage   Email pika   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
funny.

and also quite advanced stuff
(most people probably never hear of stuff like Taylor series, Riemann sums and Lagrangians in their entry lives)

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PikachuThunder
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posted 12-13-2005 09:45 PM      Profile for PikachuThunder        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I know my calculus.
It says you plus me equals us.

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