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Sonuis
Sonius
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posted 09-28-2005 12:23 AM $Profile for Sonuis$ $Email Sonuis$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

One of my roommates had sex yesterday in his room. Everyone could hear it since we were in the "Sitting Room" which is right next to his room.

Apparently he was talking to his mom while committing the act. Save me please.

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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 09-28-2005 01:10 AM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

more details, was he masterbating or did he have a female with him? Was she hot? Was he REALLY on the phone with somebody or was that his "cover story..." ?

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even my mother thinks i'm an idiot

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Mr. K
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posted 09-28-2005 02:57 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Awaiting appropriate froggetry.

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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 09-28-2005 05:16 AM $Profile for starCaliber$ $Email starCaliber$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I fuckin' hate it when MK posts.

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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 09-28-2005 06:02 AM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I beg to differ, for you see, whether you realize it or not, I need you as much as you need me. Who is The Batman without Joker? Does the fire not also need rain?

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Kingler
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posted 09-28-2005 03:16 PM $Profile for Kingler$ $Email Kingler$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm flabbergasted.

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arise chicken, arise

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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 09-28-2005 06:23 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by MK:
I beg to differ, for you see, whether you realize it or not, I need you as much as you need me. Who is The Batman without Joker? Does the fire not also need rain?

Does not your scrotum need a kicking?

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 09-29-2005 01:02 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by MK:
I beg to differ, for you see, whether you realize it or not, I need you as much as you need me. Who is The Batman without Joker? Does the fire not also need rain?

Rather than compare you to the Joker, I think it would be more accurate to call you a huge pile of shit. What is a huge pile of shit to Batman? It is nothing. He doesn't like it. He has no ties to this pile of shit. He would be no better or worse off had this pile of shit not existed. In conclusion:

MK : Azure :: a pile of shit : Batman

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Funnel Freak
James Albis' Bitch
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posted 10-02-2005 11:59 PM $Profile for Funnel Freak$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by MK:
was he masterbating or did he have a female with him?

yes he having sex with a mattress dipshit

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"my mom walked in when i farted and it stank"

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 10-06-2005 07:22 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Thin walls mean you have to be a heavy sleeper or just masturbate furiously or just try and compete with them with whichever "I decided to go ugly early so the only way would be up" girl you're titty-fucking at that particular moment.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Wizzymoto
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posted 10-09-2005 01:28 AM $Profile for Wizzymoto$ $Email Wizzymoto$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I woke up the other day and there was a bunch of stuff piled on my chair. On the bottom there was one of my socks. When I picked it up, my hand felt wet and sticky and a pungent aroma was released.

Later my roomate asked me if I had found a condom by anychance. Later on he asked if I could give him and a chick a ride to the hospital.

I forgot to mention, this chick was Irish and has since fled the country.

[ 10-09-2005, 01:30 AM: Message edited by: Wizzymoto ]

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Crimzonite
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posted 10-09-2005 08:52 AM $Profile for Crimzonite$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:

quote:
Originally posted by MK:
I beg to differ, for you see, whether you realize it or not, I need you as much as you need me. Who is The Batman without Joker? Does the fire not also need rain?
Does not your scrotum need a kicking?

Number one, I order you to take a number two.

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Zerot
I pay schoolgirls to verbally abuse me.
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posted 10-15-2005 11:48 AM $Profile for Zerot$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Zerot$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I don't think MK knows what sex is.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 10-15-2005 12:24 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I dont think MK will ever know what sex is.

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Zer0Khul
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posted 10-15-2005 12:35 PM $Profile for Zer0Khul$ $Email Zer0Khul$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

What the cactustaint is up with the supervillan analogy? Dont make it wore for your self than it already is.

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Tis better to die on your feet, than live on your knees.

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