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Anthrax
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posted 09-05-2005 05:47 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

on the anniversary of 9/11 i have to return to my home planet to fight off attacking aliens. they look like this:

i wont be back until thanksgiving, if i survive.

while i'm gone please post more.

use this thread to ask questions about aliens.

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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Biffster
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posted 09-05-2005 07:55 PM $Profile for Biffster$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

i was just wondering if that was a duck because it kind of looks like one on the other hand maybe not im just a little bit of confused [Confused]

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Team Rocket doesn't care about history or archeology!

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Kingler
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posted 09-06-2005 04:55 AM $Profile for Kingler$ $Email Kingler$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Howard the duck was an alien. He used very small condoms with resovoir tips.

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arise chicken, arise

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Mr. K
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posted 09-06-2005 07:25 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

remember to fill your pants with exotic species

they are not metal so you will have no problem at the airport unless they have claws longer than 4 inches but then they should not be in your pants

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Dweedle
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posted 09-07-2005 11:55 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

be careful of the aliens

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Mr. K
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posted 09-08-2005 06:02 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Don't be insensitive. Those are his people.

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Bugcatcher Ed
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posted 09-09-2005 05:44 PM $Profile for Bugcatcher Ed$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Are those his people or the attacking aliens? They look a lot like spiny ant-eaters (an egg-laying mammal from down under).

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