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Author Topic: camping with dubya Lark84 My skeleton is made of creamy nougat. Member # 1186 Member Rated: posted 08-14-2005 05:57 AM                    Pardon me if I'm blunt, but why are parents so mad at Bush and demanding explanations as to why their children are dying in war? They're soldiers, soldiers fight wars. If they don't want their children to die as soldiers in wars (surely no one believes that fighting wars does not come without a risk?) then don't let them join the army. From what I've understood, joining the army is 100% voluntary (as opposed to, for example, my own country, which has a draft), so if you don't want to risk getting sent overseas as a soldier to fight a war, don't join the army. Had military service been mandatory for everyone, and parents who were opposed to the war had their children forcibly shipped overseas and killed in a conflict they don't support, it would be a different thing. But it's not like that. Or am I missing something? Is the gigantic propaganda machinery luring people into military service without mentioning the risks, or something? [edit: make plurals apostrophes do not] [ 08-14-2005, 05:59 AM: Message edited by: Lark84 ] Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged ~Steel Arcanine~ Farting Nudist Member # 1642 Member Rated: posted 08-14-2005 08:11 AM                        Dying needlessly, I think is what they mean. There is no reason for us to be over there, but yet we are still fighting...and for what, may I ask you? Answer me that. I was actually for it when the war on terror started, but with how long it has been going on and all of these people being killed...I'm sorry, but if I were a parent I'd be mad too, and my child-in-question should have been home but was forced to stay over in Iraq to pointlessly fight. Plain and simple--Bush is an imperialist and I thank the higher powers that he cannot run for presidency again. And Lark, just out of curiousity, which country do you live in? From: New Jersey | Registered: Mar 2001  |  IP: Logged MewtwoSama Asshole Member # 12 Member Rated: posted 08-14-2005 11:59 AM                        They're not dying for their country, they're not even dying for freedom. This war was for oil yet oil prices have skyrocketed. Worst president ever. - - - - - Hade ni ikuze! From: Abyss of Evil | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged Lark84 My skeleton is made of creamy nougat. Member # 1186 Member Rated: posted 08-14-2005 01:26 PM                    Only two replies later, and I see the point. I guess I was too stuck in my "war sucks"-thinking that I didn't realise that many of the soldiers who join the army do so because they want to fight justified wars which will make a difference, and are prepared to die for *that*. Right now in Iraq, they're just dying. (I still think war should be avoided and never seen as a solution to anything, but in some rare cases (like Hitler) it's the only way out) Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-14-2005 10:08 PM                    [ 08-14-2005, 11:54 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-15-2005 01:26 AM                    Three frogs walked into a bar, the fourth frog ducked. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are frogs so happy? They eat watever bugs them! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day? Nothing! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did the frog dress up for on Halloween? A prince. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whats the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's green and jumps? A frog!! (groan!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's green and red? A very mad frog. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's green and dangerous? A frog with a hand-grenade. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's white on the outside, and green on the inside? A frog sandwich! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog? Hop in! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What happens when two frogs collide? They get tongue tied! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the first book a tadpole reads? Metamorphosis by Kafka. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's green green green green green? a frog rolling down a hill -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was walking down the alley one day and I saw a frog kicking a can. I asked him what he was doing. He said, "I'm moving!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped. Why did the frog cross the street? because the chicken crossed the road. Why did the frog cross the road? to see what the chicken was doing. Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken. Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road? To get hit by a steamroller Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road? He ran after a fly and was hit by a car. Why did the frog cross the road? If a chicken can do it so could he! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears? You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner. How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you apologize to a witch? Ribbit! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does a frog say when it sees somethin' great? Toadly awesome! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway. What do you call a frog with legs? Dinner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did one frog say to another? You're such a WART! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the frog croak? Because he ate a poisonous fly! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is a frog's favorite game? Croaket -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did the frog order at McDonald's? French flies and a diet Croak -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage? A croaking device! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over? The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the frog say meow? He was learning a foreign language. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How come the frog didn't get to be the Easter Bunny? Slippery hands...they were afraid he'd drop the eggs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a "hopperation" ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the thirstiest frog in the world? The one who drinks Canada Dry! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour? A frog in a blender. What do you get if you add milk? Frog nog! What happens if you drink frog nog? You Croak! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do ya call a frog's favorite soda? Croaka-Cola! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog? To pick the flies out from between his teeth! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?" -"No!... I always walk this way!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?" -"Yes Sir!" "Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How deep can a frog go? Knee-deep Knee-deep! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does a bankrupt frog say? "Baroke, baroke, baroke." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What has more lives that a cat? A frog that goes croak every night. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun? He wanted to robbit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are frogs such liars? Because they are amFIBians. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears? They don't move when a car is coming toward them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke? It started to croak up! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes! [ 08-15-2005, 09:55 AM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged Lark84 My skeleton is made of creamy nougat. Member # 1186 Member Rated: posted 08-15-2005 03:51 AM                    Oh btw, I'm from Sweden. Says so at the bottom too, "From: Sweden" Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged stinky cheese man Farting Nudist Member # 455 Member Rated: posted 08-15-2005 04:00 PM                    Voluntary or not, I still pity the poor patriotic fools. Its just no good to be sent to a country already rife with problems, to go fight and die for someone elses income. Makes me sick to think all this is done in the name of freedom and America, no wonder the world hates us. - - - - - Thwart my deadly hamster so I can shuffle my burnt underpants. From: a world of perfection | Registered: May 2000  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-15-2005 06:31 PM                    [ 08-15-2005, 07:54 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MewtwoSama Asshole Member # 12 Member Rated: posted 08-15-2005 07:56 PM                        I met a lot of guys back in college who joined for the college money. From: Abyss of Evil | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-15-2005 10:00 PM                    [ 08-15-2005, 10:21 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged Wintermute My custom title sucks. Member # 5 Member Rated: posted 08-15-2005 11:26 PM                        That never, ever gets old. From: Winnipeg, Manitoba | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged Mr. K Racist Member # 2 Member Rated: posted 08-16-2005 12:11 AM                        Sama: This war was for oil yet oil prices have skyrocketed. First of all, those frog jokes were infinitely excellent. Secondly, this is a war for oil companies, so if prices are skyrocketing, then everything is going according to plan. From: Cinnabar Island | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-16-2005 01:08 AM                    [ 08-16-2005, 01:46 AM: Message edited by: Mr. K ] Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-16-2005 02:46 AM                    [ 08-16-2005, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged ~Steel Arcanine~ Farting Nudist Member # 1642 Member Rated: posted 08-16-2005 08:25 AM                        Everything in my previous post was based soley on my opinion and nothing more than that. I know not everyone agrees/will agree with me, but I am just offering my 2 cents in the matter. From: New Jersey | Registered: Mar 2001  |  IP: Logged Lark84 My skeleton is made of creamy nougat. Member # 1186 Member Rated: posted 08-16-2005 01:45 PM                    that penguin frog totally kicks ass Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-16-2005 04:12 PM                    [ 08-16-2005, 05:20 PM: Message edited by: Mr. K ] Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-16-2005 06:19 PM                    [ 08-16-2005, 06:39 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged Mr. K Racist Member # 2 Member Rated: posted 08-16-2005 10:44 PM                        Steel Arcanine: Everything in my previous post was based soley on my opinion... Ignore the frog generation machine, everyone with any sense knows that anything posted on a forum like this is just the opinion of the poster. To complain about your post without a whiff of substance to the complaint is pure frogworthiness. Don't sweat it. From: Cinnabar Island | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged Funnel Freak James Albis' Bitch Member # 910 Member Rated: posted 08-17-2005 02:10 AM                    can't wait to see which frog is next. for that one above. - - - - - "my mom walked in when i farted and it stank" From: WINIPEGWINNIPEGWINNIPGWINNIGEG | Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged MewtwoSama Asshole Member # 12 Member Rated: posted 08-17-2005 10:54 AM                        whoops, hit the delete button. I should wake up before reading Azure From: Abyss of Evil | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-17-2005 07:58 PM                    [ 08-17-2005, 08:11 PM: Message edited by: Mr. K ] Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-18-2005 02:34 AM                    [ 08-18-2005, 02:50 AM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-18-2005 03:29 AM                    [ 08-18-2005, 03:33 AM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-18-2005 05:54 AM                    [ 08-18-2005, 12:23 PM: Message edited by: Mr. K ] Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged Fish Farting Nudist Member # 267 Member Rated: posted 08-18-2005 10:37 AM                    damn, you're persistent [ 08-18-2005, 10:38 AM: Message edited by: Fish ] - - - - - Bullshit. From: Phoenix, AZ | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged Dweedle My hands and feet are mangos Member # 1209 Member Rated: posted 08-18-2005 12:25 PM                     seriously, that will never, ever get old i hope you do it until MK dies edit: until Azure dies [ 08-18-2005, 12:25 PM: Message edited by: Dweedle ] - - - - - the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune From: second of all, Quagmire's not really a bad guy! | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-18-2005 05:27 PM                    [ 08-18-2005, 07:03 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-18-2005 07:41 PM                    [ 08-18-2005, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: Mr. K ] Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-18-2005 09:36 PM                    [ 08-19-2005, 12:21 AM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-19-2005 12:24 AM                    [ 08-19-2005, 12:46 AM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-19-2005 12:48 AM                    [ 08-19-2005, 02:29 AM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged Dweedle My hands and feet are mangos Member # 1209 Member Rated: posted 08-19-2005 12:59 AM                     I finally actually got to see what MK said before his post was edited! - - - - - the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune From: second of all, Quagmire's not really a bad guy! | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-19-2005 02:32 AM                    [ 08-19-2005, 11:24 AM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-19-2005 03:33 PM                    [ 08-19-2005, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged Rolken Vulcan Member # 7 Member Rated: posted 08-19-2005 04:23 PM                        If you must repost your drivel repeatedly, surely you could pick a post better than that to obsess over - though I haven't seen most of your other posts, so maybe not. Maybe by the 30th post you'll at least fix your atrocious spelling. That seems like something you could handle. From: Provo, UT | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-19-2005 05:57 PM                    [ 08-19-2005, 08:00 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-19-2005 08:11 PM                    [ 08-19-2005, 09:48 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-19-2005 11:13 PM                    [ 08-19-2005, 11:41 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged Kingler Farting Nudist Member # 2316 Member Rated: posted 08-19-2005 11:59 PM                     you have to be quick dweedle but when you do see them it's like pure gold. - - - - - arise chicken, arise From: Arlington, TX | Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-20-2005 01:33 AM                    [ 08-20-2005, 03:42 AM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged Bugcatcher Ed Farting Nudist Member # 3289 Member Rated: posted 08-20-2005 02:18 AM                    State your opinions matter of factly. Others should be able to work out that it's only your opinion by: A) The fact that you said it. B) The debatable quality of it. C) The fact that you didn't prove it. This is not a sig file. I don't own a sig file. Why would I even want to file my sig? Talk about a special purpose tool! From: Phenac | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-20-2005 03:48 AM                    [ 08-20-2005, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-20-2005 01:19 PM                    [ 08-20-2005, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-20-2005 02:25 PM                    [ 08-20-2005, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-20-2005 09:55 PM                    Lick a camel's ass Lick a moose's dick Suck my doggy's cock Suck a honey badger's ass Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck a racehorse's bootyhole Suck a snow leopard's ass Suck a constipated dog's dick Suck my doberman pincher's cock Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick (Musical Interlude for about a minute 30) Suck a hoospringer's(?) dick Suck a llama's balls Suck a jackass's dick Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk! Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Rock over London, Rock on Chicago! Goose Island, it's Chicago's crab drawer [ 08-20-2005, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged Artie Cuno Linkin125473457539 Member # 1205 Member Rated: posted 08-20-2005 11:03 PM                    Jeez. This is like watching a retard ram his head into a wall. You laugh, then you feel bad for a minute, then you laugh harder. Jesus, MK, give up already. I'm nobody on Azure, and you STILL suck worse than I do. Hell, MK, you're like... the black hole of suck. You suck so hard, you rip the cocks off fruit flies half a galaxy away. You suck more than a drinking straw club in a vacuum cleaner factory IN A HOOKER'S MOUTH. You suck so hard, you've absorbed at least three small suns and one large planet while I was typing this. What's more, you act like such a fucking gay homosexual, you make the blonde faggot from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy look like Straighty McHeterosexual. In conclusion, you suck, fuck off and FUCK YOU. (To... erm... whoever here happens to be homosexual: No offense, d00ders, but Jewry McJewJew boy seems quite offended by being called gay. So.) - - - - - Piss off not the kittens, lest they claw your balls off. From: A box in a swamp. With your sister. | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-20-2005 11:17 PM                    [ 08-20-2005, 11:27 PM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged MK is somewhat large. Member # 1445 Member Rated: posted 08-21-2005 01:27 AM                    [ 08-21-2005, 11:53 AM: Message edited by: MewtwoSama ] - - - - - even my mother thinks i'm an idiot Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged

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