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Fenix
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posted 06-13-2005 05:23 PM      Profile for Fenix   Author's Homepage   Email Fenix   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Michael Jackson is found not guilty on all ten counts.

Thoughts / hate?

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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 06-13-2005 05:42 PM      Profile for sunburnt_aphid     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I really hope nobody deletes this post because I put a lot of thought into it.

Today a pedophile walks free. It is because of 2 reasons. The first obviously, is because he's black. The second reason is because he's famous. Both of these reasons would work well on their own, but together, they make it seem like another OJ. While Michael Jackson didn't kill anybody, he took a young boys innocence. He killed a child on the inside. Now this poor boy, who is recovering from cancer, also has to recover from knowing that the sick man who abused him has fans and supporters all around the world. It's sick. If Michael Jackson wasn't famous, nobody would give a fuck. He would just be another pervert who preys on children. I believe that if MJ was born a white man, he would be in prison now. I also am disappointed in the jury. I would think that since there were 8 women, the jury would have at least been hung. No offense to the guys here, but women have more of a heart for this kind of thing. I am apalled that here in America, where justice is supposed to occur, that freedom has rung for a child molester.

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PikachuThunder
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posted 06-13-2005 05:49 PM      Profile for PikachuThunder        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by sunburnt_aphid:
The first obviously, is because he's black.

Obviously?
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Crimzonite
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posted 06-13-2005 06:05 PM      Profile for Crimzonite     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
What the hell is Michael Jackson these days? Every recent picture I've seen of him scares the shit out of me.
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posted 06-13-2005 07:13 PM      Profile for TeLeFonE   Email TeLeFonE   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Last I checked black people were put in jail all the time.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 06-13-2005 07:21 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
He should have sung "Little boy is not my lover" for the jury on the first day and this could all have been over a lot faster and funnier.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Mr. K
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posted 06-13-2005 08:48 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's nice that aphid is putting some thought into her posts now, but it's a pity that that's what comes out when she try tries to formulate actual thoughts.
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Funnel Freak
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posted 06-13-2005 11:46 PM      Profile for Funnel Freak     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
this reminds me of the time Ashlee Simpson got booed off stage....

WHY DOES ANYONE EVEN GIVE A SHIT?!?

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sunburnt_aphid
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quote:
Last I checked black people were put in jail all the time.

I hope I didnt sound racist because Im really not. Its just that I will use anything against Michael Jackson because he really boils my blood, as do all child molesters.
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It's nice that aphid is putting some thought into her posts now, but it's a pity that that's what comes out when she try tries to formulate actual thoughts.

I cant understand why anyone would beleive Michael Jackson is not guilty. Give me a reason. Just because he thinks hes a child at heart, he cant abuse his fame and authority to hurt children.
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this reminds me of the time Ashlee Simpson got booed off stage....

WHY DOES ANYONE EVEN GIVE A SHIT?!?

Who should care that a child was molested and the sick fuck who did it has supporters? We all should.

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shit happens everywhere, every second of every day, and many people get away with it.Just because there are millions of losers like you that want to discuss and analize one particular situation that involved a freak like micheal jackson is beyond me, and is no reason for it to take over the programming of all the major networks.

edit: oh wait. there are millions of losers like you so it would only make sense to show you fags what you want to see. fuck I dont have a point.

[ 06-14-2005, 12:32 AM: Message edited by: Funnel Freak ]

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MewtwoSama
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posted 06-14-2005 01:08 AM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm not concerned/care about Jacko, but its his fans that I'm worried about.

One fan even said today is the best day of his life. How the hell are people this out of their minds?

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sunburnt_aphid
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quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:
I'm not concerned/care about Jacko, but its his fans that I'm worried about.

One fan even said today is the best day of his life. How the hell are people this out of their minds?

I also heard that retard. Several said they lost their jobs to wait all day and night there to "show their support." [Cool]

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White Cat
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posted 06-14-2005 02:28 AM      Profile for White Cat   Author's Homepage   Email White Cat      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Check out the Triumph bit here.
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Mr. K
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posted 06-14-2005 09:35 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
aphid: I cant understand why anyone would beleive Michael Jackson is not guilty.

What evidence do you have that he is guilty in this case?

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Kingler
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I've always been a fan of MJ. I believe he's a freak but this whole allegation seemed to have been trumped up by shylocks. The kid and his family are paracites and have an extensive history of litigation. I also believe that Macaulay Culkin was experimenting with drugs and sex even at that early age and probably welcomed the guiding hand of an experienced mentor. I think having as much money as god could corrupt even the most stalwart an individual. Holy cow Triumph is funny.

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sunburnt_aphid
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quote:
I also believe that Macaulay Culkin was experimenting with drugs and sex even at that early age and probably welcomed the guiding hand of an experienced mentor.
Are you saying that if a child wants sex, it makes it right for an adult to take advantage of that?

Also, the triumph video was hilarious. [Big Grin]

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Mr. K
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posted 06-14-2005 06:36 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I like when Triumph says something so funny he can't even finish his own sentence.
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
I like when Triumph says something so funny he can't even finish his own sentence.

"This box controls my breathing."
"Oh, so which is the... (laugh) which is the button to call your parents to come pick you up?"

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Crimzonite
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quote:
Originally posted by DoomMullet:
"This box controls my breathing."
"Oh, so which is the... (laugh) which is the button to call your parents to come pick you up?"

I remember that. Wasn't there some kid dressed as Gandalf in that one? He was too weird. O_o
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~Steel Arcanine~
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posted 06-15-2005 01:36 PM      Profile for ~Steel Arcanine~   Author's Homepage   Email ~Steel Arcanine~   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It pisses me off that Michael Jackson was found innocent...anyone who rapes anyone deserves to have their dick or eqivalent part cut off.
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Mr. K
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posted 06-15-2005 04:12 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Anyone who makes statements like that with nothing to back them up deserves to have their dick cut off.

Look, we all know Jackson is a freak show and it is certainly possible that he molests little boys. But none of us know that for sure.

As fucked up as it sounds, I think it's equally likely that he just wants to sleep in the same bed as little boys as molest them. If he does and doesn't think there's anything odd about that, that's an issue for his shrink, but it's nothing criminal.

You can't send someone to prison just because they're weird (unless they're poor).

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Psybro
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If a bunch of people accused me for a crime with no solid evidence, and consensus held that I had done it, then I would perfectly happy to serve my time. That's JUSTICE.
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DoomMullet
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quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
If a bunch of people accused me for a crime with no solid evidence, and consensus held that I had done it, then I would perfectly happy to serve my time. That's JUSTICE.

Easy to say when your famous reputation as the King of Pop isn't being tarnished by molestation charges.

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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White Cat
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You can't send someone to prison just because they're weird (unless they're poor).

But Jackson is poor.

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"Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?"
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pkthunder
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quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
If a bunch of people accused me for a crime with no solid evidence, and consensus held that I had done it, then I would perfectly happy to serve my time. That's JUSTICE.

What if it were murder and you were given the death sentence? I think you'd have a problem with it then.
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Mr. K
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posted 06-16-2005 11:54 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Now I know why Psybro stopped posting here.
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yeah, wow kim.
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Boodabonzi
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
Now I know why Psybro stopped posting here.



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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Psybro
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posted 06-17-2005 10:31 AM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I should probably have put 'Implied opinion of half the population of the western world:'
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pkthunder
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posted 06-17-2005 10:56 AM      Profile for pkthunder   Author's Homepage   Email pkthunder   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
At least half, I'd say. But your statement goes against basic human survival instincts and principles of personal freedom, so it still confounds me.
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Boodabonzi
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I don't think it's his personal opinion Kim.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Mr. K
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posted 06-17-2005 01:09 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This is what happens when you read the pamphlet the crazy bearded Libertarian on the street hands to you...
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pkthunder
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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
I don't think it's his personal opinion Kim.

The way it is phrased I don't see how it could be otherwise.

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
This is what happens when you read the pamphlet the crazy bearded Libertarian on the street hands to you...

I've never come across any of those. Only crazy bearded Buddhists and crazy peach-wearing Hari Krishnas. The crazy libertarians send me email. [Smile]

Seriously why would someone other than Christ hand themselves over as society's personal scapegoat? When you say something like that you're giving a get-out-of-jail free card to every criminal who is actually guilty.

Sure, our system is in shambles and criminals get away free and innocents are punished, but that doesn't mean you should give up trying to seek out justice for those that truly deserve it.

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The way it is phrased I don't see how it could be otherwise.

i·ro·ny
n. pl. i·ro·nies

1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.

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pkthunder
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quote:
Originally posted by Wintermute:
The way it is phrased I don't see how it could be otherwise.

i·ro·ny
n. pl. i·ro·nies

1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.

*forehead smack*

Seems so obvious now that you pointed out. Damn. Okay, I'm gonna go not post for a long time again.

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ralph nader is a nigger

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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Ha HA HA!

Sand.

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i shit my pants today. [That Guy] [That Guy] [That Guy] [That Guy] [That Guy] [That Guy] [That Guy]

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a clown ate my foot.

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The big thing here is, unless someone here was personally molested by MJ, we don't know whether or not he did anything. Without being in the jury, we're not in a good position to second-guess them. What if he's just a weird guy who likes to sleep with kids (asexually, that is). Think of J. M. Barrie, the author of Peter Pan. If someone ever does horrible things to my children, I want them brought to justice. But better some risk of them escaping justice than to have the wrong person punished.
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why does anyone care about this
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quote:
Originally posted by Bugcatcher Ed:
...unless someone here was personally molested by MJ...

MK was.
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