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DoomMullet
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posted 06-09-2005 04:05 PM $Profile for DoomMullet$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

So for lunch today, I had a black bean burger (no I'm not a vegan, they just taste good) and bowl of chili. So about half an hour ago, you can imagine the bombs my ass was dropping. I mean, I was peeling the paint off the walls of my bedroom.

My roommate gets home from class and stands in the doorway talking to me (about 9ft away), he's only there for about 2 seconds before he recoils in horror, exclaiming how bad it smells. I'm just sitting there, cool as a fucking cucumber, grinning my ass off.

So, the question is: does anyone else here actually ENJOY the smell or their ass emissions? There are times I downright look forward to them.

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 06-09-2005 04:17 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

i've got a feeling you're not the only one

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 06-09-2005 04:20 PM $Profile for starCaliber$ $Email starCaliber$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

sup dweedle

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TeLeFonE
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posted 06-09-2005 05:24 PM $Profile for TeLeFonE$ $Email TeLeFonE$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Did you at least call safety before he could call doorknob?

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fuck this username is gay

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DoomMullet
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posted 06-09-2005 09:35 PM $Profile for DoomMullet$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I didn't bother, there was no way he was going through the trouble of setting foot in my room, no matter navigating is way through the noxious cloud while his eyes watered, just to hit me. 'Sides, I would've kicked his ass.

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Mr. K
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posted 06-10-2005 03:40 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I think people are naturally immune to their own poots. If, however, you release something so horrible that even you can't stand it, then I think your insides are trying to send you a message.

I love Burger King onion rings, but my body has gone to great lengths to let me know in no uncertain terms that it does not want those things inside it. First there is the stank emanation from all possible orifices (including pores) and then...then there are the disastrous and painful ramifications in the bathroom the next day.

Still, they are quite tasty, so about once a year I forget how bad things were last time and think "C'mon, how bad could it be?".

It's always much worse than I remembered it.

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Kingler
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posted 06-10-2005 04:49 AM $Profile for Kingler$ $Email Kingler$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

There's an evaluation period right after birth where you savour the aroma. I chortle out loud if it's truly a biohazard. Only in rare circumstances does it's bouquet rate as ghastly to me personally.

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arise chicken, arise

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Dweedle
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posted 06-10-2005 02:41 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by starCaliber:
sup dweedle

who is this faggot that is addressing me

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starCaliber
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posted 06-10-2005 07:17 PM $Profile for starCaliber$ $Email starCaliber$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

i am your father

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Boodabonzi
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posted 06-11-2005 07:15 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I have the high ground.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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MewtwoSama
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posted 06-11-2005 02:33 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I like boobies

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