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Wintermute
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posted 06-07-2005 08:05 PM
Why do you post here, where you're a horrible leper that should have been aborted? Where everyone wants you to drink a jug of Drano? Even if you hang around until Sama dies of mushrooms, Cal dies in a high-speed car crash, and Thrax achieves inner peace, and you finally reach the point where not everyone in the Park hates you, then you know what? You will have grown old trying to outlast the hatred of people in a pogeyman forum.
You've already spent your teenage years that way. And why, man? For what? Your posts here slide off of actual discussions like a used condom flung against a cop's windshield. Don't you deserve better?
What's even sadder is that there's a promised land for you. To us it seems impossible, but actually there are a thousand other forums with higher faggotry levels than this one. Practically everyone at these forums is just like you. Think how happy you would be to post your retard zelda and adolescent porn links there! You would practically be king. Go be a king in those forums. Go graduate from digipen, and purchase sexual intercourse and new game systems. That is how you will win and be happy. Everyone here would admit that you won. Honestly, ask all your sworn enemies. They will all say, "MK? Yeah, leaving was the best thing for him. I bet that ol' bastard's really happy now."
Scrape us off your shoe already. Be a butterfly. Soar.
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MK
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posted 06-07-2005 08:40 PM
I can't decide on a true reason... I'll try the following:
1: Because I choose to.
2: Because if I leave, (you/the terrorists) win.
3: Why can't I be king here?
I don't like the part where you go calling me a should be aborted fetus, but I like the part where you're sayin how there is a much better world for me, and, that is true.
I'll have to give this all some thought and reflection...
But, why don't the REST of you go there too? Why do you remain?
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Rysto
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posted 06-07-2005 08:53 PM
This rant would be more effective if anything of value had been posted here in the past 2 years.
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So "a" can be any value?
-a guy in my Calculus class, on the nature of variables
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bob geldof
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posted 06-07-2005 08:57 PM
its pretty simple dude, me posting on a board where youre the "king" would be so beneath me, or dweedle, or fucking anyone else here. whats the point of being king of the rejects?
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ikuse? dead!
niedermayer? dead!
mickunderscorehale? DEAD!
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Wintermute
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posted 06-07-2005 09:40 PM
MK, I think my post addressed your reasons 2 and 3. The real way for you to win is to find a place where there's a better fit. And by the time you're king here, you'll realize that it seriously wasn't worth your time. Don't forget that just at that moment, K might decide that enough's enough, and retire the Park for good. Who knows, that might be next week. What a fucking waste for you.
I mean, it's not like you're a terrible guy. You're certainly cheerful and sincere, and you don't seem to have a mean word for anyone. You just happen to be constituted such that many other posters here, at least the vocal ones, find your posts totally worthless at best or irritating as hell at worst. That's not YOUR problem, it's just a bad fit. Make more of your life, dude.
As for why I remain, well first of all I don't really. I just lurk b/c of a few old comrades. But I think it's easier to be nostalgic about the past, or hopeful about the future, when your entire history in a forum isn't people telling you to kill yourself, or ignoring you.
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Jman
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posted 06-07-2005 10:09 PM
The fact that you got Wintermute to post should be enough, MK. Seriously.
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starCaliber
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posted 06-08-2005 12:10 AM
i don't get why you guys don't just ban him, it takes like 2 seconds
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Boodabonzi
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posted 06-08-2005 05:53 AM
In my eyes it's the biggest pile of shit that Jumpman16 is banned and MK isn't. AND I HATE SHIT IN MY EYES.
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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starCaliber
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posted 06-08-2005 06:16 AM
eh tekky's kinda melodramatic, it's fun to mess with him by banning him and stuff
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Mr. K
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posted 06-08-2005 08:52 AM
also there is the other thing
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MK
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posted 06-08-2005 10:32 AM
well, you failed my test.
I posted the Trashlax and took the rest of the night off.
I told myself, if they can treat me with enough respect to NOT delete it, then I can move on with my life.
However, you could not grant me that ONE FINAL request. (To those who didn't see it I posted it in this topic and pled for it to remain)...
But NO, you couldn't even GIVE ME THAT, so guess what? You've got me for eternity now ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
-MK
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Dweedle
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posted 06-08-2005 11:37 AM
the above post is a bannable offense
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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune
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Mr. K
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posted 06-08-2005 11:49 AM
That would be too predictable.
Besides, if we banned him, how would we ever know what the shittiest post that could possibly be made on any given topic would be?
It's Science, man.
Also I enjoy deleting trashlaxen.
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Boodabonzi
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posted 06-08-2005 11:54 AM
Mr. K we're not all fucking masochists. Ban him.
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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Rolken
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posted 06-08-2005 12:18 PM
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Originally posted by MK:
I told myself, if they can treat me with enough respect to NOT delete it, then I can move on with my life. But NO, you couldn't even GIVE ME THAT, so guess what? You've got me for eternity now
I applaud your feats of logic.
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Mr. K
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posted 06-08-2005 03:11 PM
Boodabonzi: Mr. K we're not all fucking masochists. Ban him.
Oh, c'mon...tell me his threats aren't hilarious.
Watch out, he's badass now.
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Wintermute
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posted 06-08-2005 03:28 PM
For me, everything about MK went from hilarious to tedious some time ago. You're right though: banning is a no-brain solution to the problem of a no-brain poster. There must be another way to get him to leave. Something original and satisfying, and what's weirder, even mutually beneficial. Maybe someone will come up with it someday.
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DoomMullet
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posted 06-08-2005 03:38 PM
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Originally posted by Wintermute:
Maybe someone will come up with it someday.
It's kinda simple: just ignore him. If you don't pay attention to attention whores, they go somewhere else to get it.
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Wintermute
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posted 06-08-2005 03:43 PM
That strategy is not so simple, because it won't work at all unless everyone does it, basically forever. MK can clearly thrive on a very thin trickle of attention.
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Mr. K
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posted 06-08-2005 03:53 PM
For the longest time, I didn't even process MK messages and I couldn't figure out why he drove Cal up the wall. He was just this background noise of contentless, thoughtless fuzz that didn't even register. I couldn't distinguish his posts from the dozens of other posters of varying dullness.
I guess it was after everyone starting pointing him out as being a particularly hateful specimen of ignorant cockery that I noticed him as an individual. I still find him somewhat interesting, in that he seems both sympathetically naive and an incredible asshole simultaneously. I can't tell when he's purposely winding people up and when he's being sincere, and I'm not sure he can either.
I am also not convinced that he's not a fantastic gimmick. I would not be completely shocked if he turned out to be Anthrax.
This is in contrast to aphid, who is obviously intentionally trying to be annoying and can't even manage to troll properly. aphid posts are just boring and, if the account is a gimmick, it's a really lame one.
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Anthrax
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posted 06-08-2005 04:10 PM
You can't ban MK. He's like some ancient forum spirit or some sort of luck charm or mascot.
If sunburnt_aphid is a gimmick then they took the gimmick over to their SA account. Her avatar is Bill Gates and the text is something like "<3 u bill." I think she's just a really one-dimensional person.
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MewtwoSama
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posted 06-08-2005 09:01 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
Besides, if we banned him, how would we ever know what the shittiest post that could possibly be made on any given topic would be?
We have sunburnt_aphid now. Seriously, ban him and make everyone happy.
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Wintermute
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posted 06-08-2005 11:09 PM
Yeah, nothing's good or bad but thinking makes it so, but for me, right now, MK and aphid stink up the fucking joint sufficiently badly that I almost wince as I click on threads. I find it plausible that they depress posting rates by anyone with some taste. Which doesn't keep me up at night, but I kinda like some of you assholes, and I wouldn't object if we happened to post a little more.
But whatever. Just think about what I said, ok MK? K's itchy delete finger doesn't change the basic issue. Seriously, I think that keeping this rock tied around your neck isn't a source of growth or eventual justice, it's just a sad waste of your best years. Think of how far you could go in an unbiased environment. Also I'm certain that ancient forum spirits become even more ancient and spiritual after they leave (or are banned) so that would work out ok.
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MK
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posted 06-09-2005 09:50 AM
Wintermute, tell you what...
You do seem to be pretty wise. I'd be willing to cut my posts down to say like, a mere 10 posts a year in exchange for the fully functional GC DVD-R Computer Drive ISO ripper I know you possess.
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starCaliber
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posted 06-09-2005 09:51 AM
see i'd ban him for sass like that
mk i don't like you very much
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MK
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posted 06-09-2005 09:52 AM
so what if you don't like me... this "isn't real" you know.
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Mr. K
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posted 06-09-2005 10:04 AM
Every forum needs at least one total fucking idiot that we can all mock for kicks. I mean, when you get the latest STFU gif from whereever those come from, it needs to be deployed properly.
I do agree that aphid is expendable, though.
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MK
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posted 06-09-2005 10:08 AM
thanks Mr. K ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Mr. K
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posted 06-09-2005 10:09 AM
Shut the fuck up.
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Dweedle
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posted 06-09-2005 11:06 AM
this thread is depressing
edit: also depressing is my ability to type
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Kingler
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posted 06-09-2005 11:40 AM
I didn't have a problem with mk until he spoiled star wars for me. You dick. Bleh, it's not that big a deal I guess.
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arise chicken, arise
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MK
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posted 06-09-2005 11:51 AM
Kingler, I apologize if that effected you. It was just my "vengence" for all the things the members here had previously spoiled for me.
namely the ending to super mario sunshine, zelda the wind waker, starfox adventures, and the matrix.
I finally had a way to make them feel the pain and suffering I did over FOUR spoilers...
I didn't mean for that to strike anyone who never wronged me, but hey, casualties happen. To you I apologize...
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starCaliber
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posted 06-09-2005 12:10 PM
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
namely the ending to super mario sunshine, zelda the wind waker, starfox adventures, and the matrix.
shit, people here ruined all these for you? you guys rock.
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Kingler
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posted 06-09-2005 12:45 PM
No biggie mk.I've just been waiting since '77 to see it finished.
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arise chicken, arise
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DoomMullet
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posted 06-09-2005 04:01 PM
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Originally posted by MK:
thanks Mr. K
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
Shut the fuck up.
This exchange made me choke on my Doritos.
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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?
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Zerot
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posted 06-13-2005 12:08 AM
Guys, it's been four years and you still haven't figured this out.
MK is fake. There is no MK. He is a troll. There is no way that anyone like him can exist.
Period.
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starCaliber
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posted 06-13-2005 11:34 AM
dur hurr hurr clever solution dur hurr
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Funnel Freak
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posted 06-13-2005 11:54 PM
hey wintermute which street do you live on???
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Mr. K
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posted 06-14-2005 09:35 AM
What was MK's answer to the don't ask/don't tell question?
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Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk
Happy Good Times Fortune Happiness Happity Hocks Cat-Gonk Happifier
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posted 06-19-2005 06:04 AM
this is quite possibly the best toby post i have ever read
well, beaten only by this:
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CRUNCH, MOTHERFUCKERS.
K K K R R A A A A A C C K A A -- C R U U UUNCH.
THAT IS THE SOUND OF YOUR HOLLOW SKULLS FRAGMENTING UNDER THE IMPACT OF GRUCO'S SENTENCE. THIS SENTENCE IS THE ARGUMENTATIVE EQUIVALENT OF THE UBERMENSCH LEAPING 40 DIMENSIONS UP INTO THE AIR AND DELIVERING AN AXE KICK TO YOUR HEAD WHILE ALLAH PLAYS SPEED METAL USING THE GALAXY AS A GUITAR PICK.
STOP TALKING NOW.
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Bugcatcher Ed
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posted 06-23-2005 03:48 PM
And yet, MK has posted useful information in other parts of the Azure Heights forums when nobody else has responded. Can we make a rule that only people who actually contribute outside of Karp Park get to propose banning someone?
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Anthrax
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posted 06-23-2005 04:06 PM
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Originally posted by Bugcatcher Ed:
And yet, MK has posted useful information in other parts of the Azure Heights forums when nobody else has responded. Can we make a rule that only people who actually contribute outside of Karp Park get to propose banning someone?
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Kingler
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posted 06-23-2005 04:53 PM
yeah that one made me take aspirin. fukkin uber.
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arise chicken, arise
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Mr. K
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posted 06-23-2005 08:45 PM
Bugcatcher Ed: Can we make a rule that only people who actually contribute outside of Karp Park get to propose banning someone?
What do you think this is, a Pokemon forum or something?
Nerd.
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MewtwoSama
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posted 06-23-2005 10:13 PM
goddamn
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Hade ni ikuze!
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posted 06-28-2005 02:11 PM
it's hilarious how this place hasn't changed one bit.
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starCaliber
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posted 06-28-2005 04:11 PM
so i hear you've got breasts
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Zerot
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posted 06-28-2005 08:01 PM
nice ones
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Anthrax
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posted 06-28-2005 08:13 PM
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Originally posted by starCaliber:
so i hear you've got breasts
oh christ i remember that
jesus
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PikaBlade
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posted 06-28-2005 08:55 PM
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so i hear you've got breasts
yeah, i think i heard that on here once too.
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