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Biffster
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posted 05-28-2005 03:03 PM      Profile for Biffster     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
1. write a 20 page paper
2. take a multiple choice final with 28 questions that's worth 30% of my grade
3. suck a dick

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Team Rocket doesn't care about history or archeology!

From: Viridian City (On the road at least) | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged
sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 05-28-2005 03:13 PM      Profile for sunburnt_aphid     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
turns out he was a missing person

who no one missed at all

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 05-28-2005 07:23 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Biffster:
1. write a 20 page paper
2. take a multiple choice final with 28 questions that's worth 30% of my grade
3. suck a dick

1. i. title page
ii. picture of a snorlax, hand drawn
iii. chat log
iv. more chat log
v. end of chat log
vi. picture of Mr K ridng Mr Toad's Wild ride
vii. this page is about why Mr K is sad that he cant ride Mr Toad's Wild ride anymore
viii. spiderman script
ix. bomberman manifesto
x. picture of mario riding Yoshi
xi-xx cat gonk sig

2. the answer is B

3. sorry, I only do anal.

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Hade ni ikuze!

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king internet
Farting Nudist
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posted 05-28-2005 10:13 PM      Profile for king internet   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
you could change page x to a LUEshi and that would solve the "suck a dick" part

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From: les paul guitar | Registered: Jan 2005  |  IP: Logged
Jolteon X
I put my finger up Dweedle's butt and then in my mouth
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posted 05-28-2005 10:43 PM      Profile for Jolteon X   Email Jolteon X   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
whats a lueshi

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 05-28-2005 11:52 PM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
why are you still in school it's almost june

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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king internet
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posted 05-29-2005 12:44 AM      Profile for king internet   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
oh come on jx everyone who's been exposed to (annoying) internet culture knows what lueshi is

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From: les paul guitar | Registered: Jan 2005  |  IP: Logged
MK
is somewhat large.
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http://www.lueshi.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lueshi

http://s7.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3BCH38CNFOKQK0I2DMSZQPM3LQ

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 05-29-2005 03:21 AM      Profile for sunburnt_aphid     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
why are you still in school it's almost june

we arent all in 6th grade :iceburn:

at my community college i dont get out till june 17th oh my

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 05-29-2005 01:04 PM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i've never heard of any college that gets out after like may 25th

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

From: second of all, Quagmire's not really a bad guy! | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged
MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 05-29-2005 01:07 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by sunburnt_aphid:

at my community college i dont get out till june 17th oh my

CC, hahahahahahha lollerz

ps. quarter system goes into mid june

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Mr.E
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posted 05-29-2005 02:54 PM      Profile for Mr.E     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I am on a quarter system and we got out two weeks ago.

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MickHale18: nevermind, I'll pull out for a second
MickHale18: *pulls out finger*

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Biffster
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posted 05-29-2005 06:33 PM      Profile for Biffster     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I ended up getting 3 A's and 2 B's. Thanks, shitheads.

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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 05-29-2005 07:01 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
FIVE CLASSES?

YOU MAD?!?

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Hade ni ikuze!

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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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im taking an extra linear algebra course so i won't fail first year

i get out june 22nd

[edit] its a crash course so its two weeks of uninterrupted matrix manipulation goodness

[ 05-30-2005, 06:15 AM: Message edited by: Lark84 ]

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Kingler
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posted 05-30-2005 11:38 PM      Profile for Kingler   Email Kingler   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'll help biffster. No blow jobs though, sry.

Woohoo, you passed! I was getting uncomfortable again.

[ 05-30-2005, 11:39 PM: Message edited by: Kingler ]

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arise chicken, arise

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