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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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posted 04-22-2005 03:18 PM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
discuss.
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Random Loser
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If their kids are obviously losers, parents often feel the need to encourage them to be cooler. If their kids are cool, parents often feel the need to encourage them to be nerdier. It's an interesting phenomenon...
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Fluxxdog
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posted 04-22-2005 07:05 PM      Profile for Fluxxdog   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Tell her she's buying the first three rounds, then see what she thinks.

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Fluxxdog
The worst crime you can commit against another human is to make them think.

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 04-24-2005 06:15 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm gonna take your mama out all night and show her what it's all about. I'll get her jacked up on some cheap champagne and let the good times all roll out.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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DoomMullet
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posted 04-24-2005 07:10 PM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
If you're playing the cheap champagne card, you'd better be saving cash for the roofies.

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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MK
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Beer kills brain cells
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TeLeFonE
X-treme rotary telephone
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posted 04-24-2005 10:28 PM      Profile for TeLeFonE   Email TeLeFonE   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
beer also helps ugly people get laid

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fuck this username is gay

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MewtwoSama
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posted 04-24-2005 10:33 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
Beer kills brain cells

you must have a 24/7 beer IV then
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MK
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quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
Beer kills brain cells

you must have a 24/7 beer IV then
hahahahaha, give me 4 more years, my master plan will have been completed by then [Razz]
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DoomMullet
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quote:
Originally posted by MK:
Beer kills brain cells

The same way masturbation kills kittens?

And homosexuality kills god?

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 04-25-2005 03:47 AM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
no no God kills homosexuals! Why do you think he sent down the Holy AIDS Virus?

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Mr. K
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posted 04-25-2005 04:46 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Because God is afraid of the blacks, just like everybody else.
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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 04-25-2005 08:11 PM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
hahahahaha, give me 4 more years, my master plan will have been completed by then [Razz]

ok i have a few things to say.

1) you are a tremendous faggot.
2) fanha says you go to nintendo university with him. i asked him for a picture of you and he wouldn't give me one. he says you're a pretty typical nerd.
3) what do you think of nintendo university? my buddy went there and dropped out because it was hard and there were no women.

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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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Nintendo university? Are you kidding?
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MewtwoSama
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posted 04-26-2005 03:37 AM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
They have a 7-11 across the street.

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Hade ni ikuze!

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Psybro
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quote:
Originally posted by starCaliber:
fanha says you go to nintendo university with him.

You spoke to Fanha
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Fish
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quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
quote:
Originally posted by starCaliber:
fanha says you go to nintendo university with him.

You spoke to Fanha
Agreed.

Your entire post is void, kallybar.

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Bullshit.

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Anthrax
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posted 04-26-2005 06:27 PM      Profile for Anthrax   Author's Homepage   Email Anthrax   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
haha fanha and mk met and the universe didnt collapse in on itself

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 04-26-2005 08:12 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
this is your typical fannypants/kallybar conversation

SC:u r a fag
fanny:no I'm not
fanny:10 minutes of something something nerd related
SC:that is so lame
fanny: your still my e-friend right?
SC signs off

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Hade ni ikuze!

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Anthrax
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someone should make an irc channel so we can all reminisce

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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Kingler
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posted 04-26-2005 08:38 PM      Profile for Kingler   Email Kingler   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
anope.your-irc.net

#pokegsc

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arise chicken, arise

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Mr. K
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Anthrax: haha fanha and mk met and the universe didnt collapse in on itself

Maybe it did and this is the result.

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Psybro
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quote:
Originally posted by Anthrax:
someone should make an irc channel so we can all reminisce

[ten hour's idling]
***Psybro has joined
<Psybro> sup
[three hour's idling]
<Anthrax> hey
[two hours]
<Psybro> wh
<MewtwoSama> truck
[netsplit]
[netsplit]
[netsplit]

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Dweedle
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lol

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Rolken
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