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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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posted 04-07-2005 11:40 AM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You know that classic setting for cyber-punk, a society where the masses are fed pre-chewed illusions of how their life should be via corporate media interfused with the government to keep them in check while they burn out their bodies in a system serving only to supply the highest-ups with money?

When I caught MTV:s My Super Sweet 16 by accident, I couldn't help but thinking that we're already living in such a society.

That, and all the other crap MTV and the "entertainment" industry keeps churning out. But it was that particular show that made me think of it.

My only way out is to learn Linux before it is deemed illegal, and then live the rest of my life as an underground hacker.

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Fluxxdog
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posted 04-07-2005 11:46 AM      Profile for Fluxxdog   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It seems the Red Hat conspiracy is working according to plan... Oops, did I think that out loud?

Seriously though, MTV was screwed up when they stopped showing music videos. I mean, little things like Liquid Television was cool and all, but fuck the Real World.

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Fluxxdog
The worst crime you can commit against another human is to make them think.

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 04-07-2005 01:06 PM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
diaper dandies baby!

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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MewtwoSama
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posted 04-07-2005 03:07 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Maybe you can v-chip MTV or something so you can never watch the horror

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Hade ni ikuze!

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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 04-07-2005 04:07 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Some loser already made a device that does nothing more than block all FOX News Transmissions from appearing on your tv because he feels they are not "real news..."

Sad thing is, he is making money off of this!

So, get one and re-wire it for MTV.

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even my mother thinks i'm an idiot

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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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posted 04-07-2005 04:13 PM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's not me I'm worried about (because I am so fucking clever [Wink] ), it's all the teenagers who are fed all these corporate generated illusions of how "life" "is".

Go read some Gibson, and pay close attention to the passages containing words like "simstim" and "star" and you'll understand.

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Psybro
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posted 04-07-2005 06:17 PM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah the mass media is pretty much brainwashing everyone and I can't even take consolation in knowing I'm not affected because how do I know I'm not? I mean, I'm certainly not part of the mainstream brainwashing but that doesn't mean that I haven't been influenced by some things. Do I really think Zeppelin rock or am I meant to think Zeppelin rock and so I do?

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Mr. K
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posted 04-07-2005 08:54 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
A few years ago, a friend of mine saw this interview with Jennifer Love Hewitt which was all about herself, and she said something like "I feel like all this time I've just been waiting for my life to start. And now it has!"

The implication being, of course, that all of us are useless, soulless fucks, because we don't have our own shitty television shows.

Now sometimes when we ask each other how we're doin', we'll say we're just waitin' for our lives to start.

If any of your lives out there ever start, let us all know thru your livejournals that so we all can share, K?

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JohtoMaster
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posted 04-07-2005 10:44 PM      Profile for JohtoMaster   Author's Homepage   Email JohtoMaster   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
At my campus, we have MTVu (MTV University) playing in all of the dining areas and exercise rooms at all times. Tonight, my debate team argued that MTVu should be removed from these places and replaced with just plain old cable. At this point, if any of those places are open, our school's contract with MTV says that MTVu must be playing at all times. [PBJ Time!] We won. [PBJ Time!] My faith in humanity has grown a little.
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Funnel Freak
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posted 04-08-2005 12:58 AM      Profile for Funnel Freak     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
watched it by "accident"?

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Fluxxdog
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posted 04-08-2005 08:31 AM      Profile for Fluxxdog   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah, it happens. Channel surfing, you think you saw boobs/porn, so you flip back and pay attention. That's how they hook you.

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Fluxxdog
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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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posted 04-08-2005 10:46 AM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
the hot 16 year olds girls partying it out did it for me

turns out i was lucky, the girl who was on today was not only ugly, but also fat

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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 04-08-2005 03:37 PM      Profile for sunburnt_aphid     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
happy birthday

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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Being 16 sucks, I think on my 16th I had been round somebody's house the night before and spent most of it in bed.
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