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Cesar
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posted 04-02-2005 03:05 PM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Any comments or last words?
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Psybro
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posted 04-02-2005 04:34 PM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I think the Church might become evil again. Which would clearly indicate the end times being upon us.

Good luck.

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Dweedle
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posted 04-06-2005 12:09 PM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i'm supposed to fly out of Rome to go to Prague on Friday, I hope that's still happening

pope ruins everything

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Turbo X
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posted 04-07-2005 11:45 PM      Profile for Turbo X     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
There's some autistic cray guy who lives in my town. He's totally nuts. However, he DID come up with a half-decent idea the other day, and it's kinda growing on me.

Play a game of "yahtzee" to determine the next Pope. Get a cup and five 6-sided dice. Line up all of the Cardinals. Roll the dice and see if you get 5 of a kind. If you don't get it on the first attempt, put ALL of the dice back in and try again. You get 3 attempts. If the Cardinal fails, to the back of the line he goes. First to get 5 of a kind is the new Pope.

This takes all the democracy out of it and eliminates the chances of getting a crazy "Nixon", "'Mr. Cigar' Clinton", or a "'Must Follow in Daddy's Footsteps' G.W. Bush" in the Papalcy (or whatever they call it in the Vatican).

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I mean, goldfish lamp wallpaper skeleton in my Bavarian Star or what? Flowers mirror computer Smurfs every time Moses flies playing cards in or around Paris.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 04-08-2005 12:25 AM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I didnt really care when the Pope died but when Boone died I was balling. He ended up a red shirt [Frown]

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Hade ni ikuze!

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DoomMullet
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posted 04-08-2005 12:46 AM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
yeah wtf is with that I didn't think they'd kill any main characters

or at least I thought his sister would go first

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Mr. K
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posted 04-08-2005 03:38 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Is that from that Mac goes to the future show?
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MewtwoSama
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posted 04-08-2005 02:11 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by DoomMullet:
yeah wtf is with that I didn't think they'd kill any main characters

or at least I thought his sister would go first

aw hell no. She may be a stupid twat but she is eye candy. lol@rape caves

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Hade ni ikuze!

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Kingler
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posted 04-19-2005 07:27 PM      Profile for Kingler   Email Kingler   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 


The white smoke has cleared and there's a new sniper in the belltower

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arise chicken, arise

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Boodabonzi
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posted 04-19-2005 07:36 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's Benedict XVI, he's a 78 year old German.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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MK
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posted 04-19-2005 11:19 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
why do they always pick some old d00d who will die soon?
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DoomMullet
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quote:
Originally posted by MK:
why do they always pick some old d00d who will die soon?

You mean like the one that just died? No, wait, he was picked when he was like 40...

But think about it man. What kind of guys do you think Cardinals are? 21-year-old pussy-rompers?

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Cesar
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posted 04-20-2005 01:23 PM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
A mature dude cardinal-style is like 65.
If only they hit puberty after 50...

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posted 04-20-2005 02:40 PM      Profile for Fluxxdog   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Shit gonna hit the fan boys. This guys a lot more conservative than JP2. Remember when that dumb ass preacher to a sword to a Pikachu doll? Imagine that on a worldwide scale with anything that people enjoy. And I thought the alcohol sales laws down here in the south were bad enough already.

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Fluxxdog
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MewtwoSama
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posted 04-20-2005 05:06 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by DoomMullet:
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
why do they always pick some old d00d who will die soon?

You mean like the one that just died? No, wait, he was picked when he was like 40...

But think about it man. What kind of guys do you think Cardinals are? 21-year-old pussy-rompers?

Dude, Cardinals like boys

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Hade ni ikuze!

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Mr. K
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posted 04-20-2005 11:30 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
They said they purposely pick dudes who are gonna die soon when a great one dies. He's the rebound pope. Next one will be the real one.
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Porygone
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posted 04-21-2005 01:39 PM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
There's people who follow an ancient prophecy that says the next pope's gonna be the Anti-Christ.

Even though half of the prophecy's been proven wrong.

I say THIS one is the Anti-Christ. Look at his name.

Switch the r and n. Natzirger

Slide the t. Nazigtrer.

Break it apart. Nazi Gtrer.

Which, if you change around, almost spells Nazi Tiger. But that's just a trick to throw you off.

It's Nazi Gtrer. What comes after G in the English alphabet? H. Nazi Htrer.

Now, say it out loud or in your head, and pretend you're Japanese.

Plus, he looks like Palpatine. PAPALtine.

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YOU'RE WINNER!

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Cesar
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posted 04-21-2005 01:43 PM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Look at his eyes. Pure evil.
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Mr. K
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posted 04-22-2005 12:25 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Also he was Hitler Youth.

Friggin' awesome.

I love religion.

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[ 04-22-2005, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Land und Leute ]

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