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Lark84
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posted 03-28-2005 03:41 PM
feel sorry 4 me plz
Spring is still a week or so away here, I predict.
Hopefully, I've gotten far enough from puberty that my body won't stop producing the whatever-it-is-that-makes-me-feel-happy substance just because girls start to wear short skirts and date everyone but me.
20 years and counting, folks, 20 years and counting.
Yeah, this is a pointless thread and it will most likely trigger a lot of tumbleweeds, shotwebs or whatever it is that you kids fancy right now (and just wtf is an x-box, a porn channel descrambler or something? fileplanet rocks btw, but i call it haxxorplanet), but I'm bored as fuck and a man's gotta kill his time on something.
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MewtwoSama
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posted 03-28-2005 04:53 PM
Macgyver's ex-girlfriend from high school uses uses a Russian hockey star against Mac in order to frame him for murdering her husband.
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Lark84
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posted 03-28-2005 05:01 PM
i remember that ep
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DoomMullet
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posted 03-28-2005 07:50 PM
quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:
Macgyver's ex-girlfriend from high school uses uses a Russian hockey star against Mac in order to frame him for murdering her husband.
Was it Alexander Mogilny
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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?
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Mr. K
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posted 03-29-2005 03:37 AM
There seems to be a lot about Russians, hockey, and ex-girlfriends in that show.
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Lark84
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posted 03-29-2005 05:05 AM
Mcgyver's haircut is called a "hockey haircut" in Sweden. Well, actually a slang word for "haircut", which I don't know how to translate into English. "Hockey cut", perhaps?
also ex girlfriends ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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DoomMullet
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posted 03-29-2005 01:15 PM
I believe it's pronounced "moo-lay"
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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?
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Lark84
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posted 03-29-2005 04:17 PM
i was referring to the exact, literal, meaning
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Cesar
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posted 03-29-2005 06:15 PM
Don't worry Lark, I'm not that far behind.
We just need look out for eachother...right?
please don't leave me
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DoomMullet
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posted 03-30-2005 02:23 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Lark84:
i was referring to the exact, literal, meaning
as was I
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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?
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Lark84
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posted 04-03-2005 04:48 PM
Fucking hell, spring has hit here with full force. I can't go outside without seeing happy couples kissing, holding hands, playing peekabo in the aisles in every fucking store...
At least I'm making every lonely guy a favour by not participating in such acts...
The lesser amount of clothing on girls is nice though.
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Knight
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posted 04-03-2005 04:59 PM
i am shocked.
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Fluxxdog
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posted 04-04-2005 08:50 AM
You say that now, but wait untill an angry Pikahcu bites you in the balls and then has a seizure.
Pointless, yes. But entertaining.
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Fluxxdog
The worst crime you can commit against another human is to make them think.
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TeLeFonE
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posted 04-04-2005 12:22 PM
don't worry sooner or later some girl will want in your pants.. just wait for it.
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fuck this username is gay
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dr.steelix
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posted 04-05-2005 06:17 AM
i feel for ya mate ;];
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i am sorry
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Boodabonzi
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posted 04-12-2005 09:38 AM
my girlfriend has big english boobies, not like those nasty big ones you get in the US
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
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ReiTwo
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posted 04-17-2005 06:27 AM
I dig up people and hit them. 
Rei2
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