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DoomMullet
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posted 03-16-2005 05:37 PM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I wonder this a lot. Because I start with my face and chest, then right arm, left arm, and finally the hair. I move on to the legs, front then back, then I do my back, and lastly I run the towel through the Funtime Area.

And how do you dry your back? I like to hold each end of the towel and slide it down my back while I kinda pull it back and forth.

These are the thoughts that keep me from getting ahead in life.

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Biffster
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posted 03-16-2005 07:37 PM      Profile for Biffster     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
pix pls

funtime area [PBJ Time!]

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Jolteon X
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your technique is almost exactly like mine, but i prefer a once-over of the hair to prevent dripping onto the back and shoulder area

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Mr. K
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posted 03-17-2005 03:10 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I have new towels and now I get little bits of fuzz all over whenever I dry off. I've run 'em thru the wash a few times and the little lint screen thing is always full of fluff, but they just keep generating more.

Perhaps they are living things.

Sheep, maybe?

ALSO I like to dry my back off the way the cartoon characters do, grabbing each end of the towel and moving it left to right across my back.

[ 03-17-2005, 03:11 AM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]

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Porygone
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Start out with my hair. It's getting long again, and I hate the feeling of soaking wet hair against my skin.

Then I work the arms and chest. I dry my back the same way Mr. K does. Then the feet and legs. Follow up with my rear and genitals.

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cool daddy
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mine's pretty much the same

except my back is always last

and before i move to the legs i dry my dick and mashed potatoes

ps. same technique on drying of the back too

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Boodabonzi
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posted 03-17-2005 06:10 AM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I have a shower and then wrap my towel around my waist and walk down the corridor in my Guiness flipflops to my room's sink. Then I give my hair a quick once over with my sink-side towel before I wash my face with anti-spot shit because I still get the odd stubborn spot.

By this time I'm getting dryer anyway so I dry my face with my sinkside towel, then my hair then my armpits and a quick go over my back (Mullet style) and then my front very quickly so that I'm not entirely dry but dryer.

I then go back into my room and if it's a weekend or if I don't have a morning lecture (only one day this semester [Frown] ) then I sit and dry naturally whilst perusing my e-mails and maybe reading a few sites depending on how I'm feeling. If it's a weekday I'll remove my towel so now I'm completely naked right. Then I kind of massage dry the pubes above my cock 'til they're sufficiently dry. I then grab my penis and testes in a handful of dry towel and scrunch lightly until I'm satisfied that they're done.

I'll then drape half my towel over the corner of my bed and take off one of my flipflops. I'll then dry that leg and then that foot thoroughly. I will then repeat this process for the other leg.

By this point most of my is air-dried anyway but I'll give myself a quick rub all over with the towel anyway.

Now it's time to make with the clothes.

Mullet, I hope you can now get ahead in life.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Lark84
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Waist, hair, chest, armpits, back, ass, groin, legs (starting with my thighs, then going down), then finally, my arms. I don't know why, but I always end up remembering at the last minute "Oh, gotta wipe my arms, too".

As you can see, I'm a big fan of going from top to toe, since it keeps water from dripping on already dry parts of my body.

I wipe my back by holding the towel in each end vertically, and sliding it up and down. I don't know why.

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I start with my hair.. it is too long to not start there. Then a quick dry of the face and then i work my way down. It just is more efficent since less water drips on you, as already mentioned.

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Why does everyone dry their hair first? It takes the longest to dry. So I keep a towel on my head for half an hour.

lol towelhead

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pkthunder
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I do not rub, I pat dry.

I use very large towels, also known as "bath sheets." The first thing I do is wrap the towel around my shoulders because *brr* it's cold. While it's still around my shoulders I take the ends and dry my face. Then keeping it still loosely draped around me, I work my way down, blotting all the way, finishing with a pat to the "funtime area."

Then I dry my ears with a Q-tip. And finally I toss my hair over and wrap it up in the towel to dry.

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indian drying stick

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Psybro
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quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
I do not rub, I pat dry.

I use very large towels, also known as "bath sheets." The first thing I do is wrap the towel around my shoulders because *brr* it's cold. While it's still around my shoulders I take the ends and dry my face. Then keeping it still loosely draped around me, I work my way down, blotting all the way, finishing with a pat to the "funtime area."

Then I dry my ears with a Q-tip. And finally I toss my hair over and wrap it up in the towel to dry.

r u a chick

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quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
[QB]"funtime area."QB]

I like this post [Smile]
also wes girls dries our hairs in a towel [Razz] [Razz] [Wink] [Big Grin] [Eek!] [Eek!] [That Guy]

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quote:
Originally posted by sunburnt_aphid:
Why does everyone dry their hair first? It takes the longest to dry.

I usually have longer hair in my pits and Funtime Area than I do on my head.

That and I usually pat my hair somewhat dry and apply gel to my moist hair.

Everything else is about the same as everybody else, start up and work my way down.

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Lark84
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My friends tease me because I use a blowdryer for my hair when I'm a guy... But I catch colds very easily, and running around with moist hair in the winter is not the best way to avoid colds, from what I've experienced...
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Dweedle
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i prefer running around naked outside to the conventional towel

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sunburnt_aphid
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quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
i prefer running around naked outside to the conventional towel

post pix plz

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Artie Cuno
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This place is a more homosexual, less costly, and far less popular version of something awful, now.

On topic: Two towels. I wrap the hair first, then dry from the top down. I start with the face, then the ears, then neck, left arm, right arm, chest and stomach, back, then right and left legs. And then the feet, because once I step off the bath mat, the floor's tile, and tile floor+wet feet= [Trash Bear] . Only replace the trash with brains, and the bear with a big fat ass and wet feet.

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quote:
Originally posted by Artie Cuno:
This place is a more homosexual, less costly, and far less popular version of something awful, now.

lurk more, faggot
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Mr. K
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posted 03-29-2005 03:32 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
How about bath mats?

I hate those floofy, rubber-backed bath mats old people seem to like. I like the towel-that-is-actually-a-mat so you can throw it in the wash periodically so there won't be a permanent stench.

Although you have to remember to wash it at the same time as you wash your towels or there will be color drift and people will laugh at you.

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DoomMullet
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Though the floofy mats may be a smelly setback, DAMN do they feel nice on my feetsies.

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Kingler
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Head, face, shoulders, arms, belly, back (like MrK), surface of the butt and package, legs, then back up to the caverna negra. Then once the towels back on the shower curtain rod to dry I go back and dry my ears before q-tipping. I never thought of the consequences of that before now. I guess I do have shit in my ears. One noteable reflection on all of yours (and mine) descriptions is how utterly neglected the feet are in this critical process of dehumidifying.

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hooray fer feet fungi

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