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MK
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posted 03-10-2005 09:18 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
http://www.zelda.com/universe/game/legendzelda/

Brands new trailer released today...

Discuss...

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MewtwoSama
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posted 03-10-2005 09:53 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
http://www.google.com/search?&q=stupid
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Porygone
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posted 03-11-2005 07:17 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I don't care how shiny and pretty the game is. I just want challenge and decent gameplay.

And if they have ANOTHER massive area with almost nothing in it (Ocarina's Hyrule Field/Wind Waker's ocean), I will boycot the game on general principle.

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Lark84
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posted 03-11-2005 12:33 PM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I want hot polygon chicks. Grownup Malon was hot, for instance, but the low resolution of the Nintendo 64 left a lot to be desired. With Gamecube, I think that's about to change.
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DoomMullet
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quote:
Originally posted by Porygone:
And if they have ANOTHER massive area with almost nothing in it (Ocarina's Hyrule Field/Wind Waker's ocean), I will boycot the game on general principle.

God forbid they put a little realism in the game.

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Mr.E
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posted 03-17-2005 01:32 AM      Profile for Mr.E     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I didn't mind the field. The ocean was excessive, since you spent most of the game on the seas but had no action there and you couldn't even warp without being in your stupid boat.

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Porygone
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Hyrule Field was more bearable than the ocean due to Epona/teleporting songs.

And I'm all for a certain amount of realism. But when I'm playing a game where I get get stabbed with a sword the size of a horse, smash pots than regenerate and fill themselves with money, and battle alongside a fairy, there damn well better be a way to avoid walking through a godforsaken wasteland with little to nothing in it.

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posted 03-17-2005 05:30 AM      Profile for Fish     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hyrule field was perfect for what they were going for and if you're complaining about it's size, you're a fucktard. How long did it take to run from Lake Hylia to the Zora's Domain, like 3, 4 minutes at most on foot? I liked the concept of it.

Wind Waker however, that was all sorts of ridiculous. I tried to play it again the other day and was like fuck this after I turned in on and spent 10 minutes just getting to where I needed to go. Actually I don't think I even made it before I turned it off. I only beat that one out of a sense of duty. But it was a great game aside from the sea crap.

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pkthunder
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posted 03-17-2005 04:47 PM      Profile for pkthunder   Author's Homepage   Email pkthunder   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I used to roll the entire breadth of Hyrule field.

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Porygone
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posted 03-18-2005 01:32 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
At first I loved Hyrule Field. It made the game seem more realistic. It's just that after crossing it a certain amount of times, it got boring and uninteresting.

I just started to play the Sun Song to make those zombies come up as I crossed, so I'd have something to do during the trip.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 03-18-2005 02:14 AM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
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quote:
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Guess I'm not the only one who wanted to croak that fucking flea...

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Lark84
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The most godawful thing about the GBA LttP port, was the "Ha! Yiah!" sound effects when Link used his sword. Made the thing completely unplayable, IMO. I've only played it for some total 15 minutes as a result.

A shame, since I never played the original SNES game, and the game seems awesome. Playing without the music would ruin it, though, since I've never heard the tunes before, and music is an important part of the gaming experience.

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posted 03-19-2005 05:09 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Once you've listened to a tune for 6 hours or so, you should have the option to turn that shit off.

Pokemon training would have been so much nicer without all that awful music.

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Porygone
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posted 03-20-2005 12:14 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You actually listened to the Pokemon music?

And Link to the Past is the best Zelda game I've ever played. I found it to be a more fulfilling experience than Ocarina, Wind Waker, etc.

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Lark84
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posted 03-20-2005 04:43 AM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Heh... I liked the Pokémon music. Not all of it was great, but the intro, and the music on the route to Bill's house (was it route 35?) kicked serious ass, as did the boss battle music.

I turned it off when I started playing in Dodrio mode, though.

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posted 03-20-2005 06:43 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm just saying, I'd like the option to hear the sound effects without the awful music.

I like audio feedback from a game, but I don't like being driven insane by terrible repetitive music. Even if I like the music, I don't want to hear it over and over and over again.

There are a few rooms I've run into so far in Paper Mario 2 with no music, and they're so pleasant, I just like hanging around in them.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 03-20-2005 03:05 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah, that music drove me insane. I could be walking around school and then hear shitty game boy tones in my head. I miss being an undergrad.
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Porygone
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posted 03-21-2005 02:15 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I kept the music off, and only turned it on when the more interesting music played (Gym Leader battle, Elite Four, etc.).

And I just miss Undergrads.

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posted 04-01-2005 02:48 AM      Profile for Fluxxdog   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ya know, reading the posts about the music make me realize that there's not enough remixes for the old Pokemon songs. But that's another story.

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I swear I've read some Link on Navi porn story one of you sick fucks linked me to at some point. Goddam it takes a mind broader than Pkthunder's pinking to whack to that shit.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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I'll buy zelda when they release it for playstation. [Wink]

Rei2

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