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JohtoMaster
Farting Nudist
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posted 02-26-2005 10:41 AM $Profile for JohtoMaster$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email JohtoMaster$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

-Blocked- (10:03:16 AM): hi
ZolaOnAOL (10:03:17 AM): Can we be friends?
-Blocked- (10:03:22 AM): how about fuckbuddies
ZolaOnAOL (10:03:23 AM): How about it.
-Blocked- (10:03:28 AM): is that a yes?
ZolaOnAOL (10:03:29 AM): That depends.
-Blocked- (10:03:31 AM): on what?
ZolaOnAOL (10:03:32 AM): The context.
-Blocked- (10:03:36 AM): whenever I want it
ZolaOnAOL (10:03:37 AM): Does that happen often?
-Blocked- (10:03:39 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (10:03:40 AM): I see.
-Blocked- (10:03:45 AM): So, yes?
ZolaOnAOL (10:03:46 AM): Hmm, ok.
-Blocked- (10:03:51 AM): awesome, you won't regret it
ZolaOnAOL (10:03:52 AM): "it" being fuckbuddies?
-Blocked- (10:03:54 AM): correct
ZolaOnAOL (10:03:55 AM): So what would you like to do today?
-Blocked- (10:04:00 AM): Wanna have sex?
ZolaOnAOL (10:04:01 AM): Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?
-Blocked- (10:04:05 AM): nope
ZolaOnAOL (10:04:06 AM): Me either.
-Blocked- (10:04:18 AM): good, so do you want to start?
ZolaOnAOL (10:04:19 AM): Thanks for the compliment. Um, I started already.
-Blocked- (10:04:34 AM): oh, sorry, let me put it in you
ZolaOnAOL (10:04:35 AM): Yeah that's right. Do you really mean it?
-Blocked- (10:04:45 AM): of course, baby, I love you
ZolaOnAOL (10:04:46 AM): It goes without saying. Enough about me, let's talk about your local movie listings. To see movie listings for your area, simply type movies at any time, and I'll tell you what's playing.
-Blocked- (10:05:05 AM): c'mon girl, I wanna make love to you
ZolaOnAOL (10:05:06 AM): Enough about me, let's talk about my dictionary. Dictionary Help
To look up a word, type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. to define fun, type dictionary fun).
-Blocked- (10:05:20 AM): Let's talk about them titties of yours
ZolaOnAOL (10:05:20 AM): I will not respond to that type of language.
-Blocked- (10:05:25 AM): sorry
ZolaOnAOL (10:05:25 AM): Do you really mean it?
-Blocked- (10:05:28 AM): yes
ZolaOnAOL (10:05:28 AM): OK. I will accept your apology.
-Blocked- (10:05:42 AM): I meant to say, let's talk about them breasts of yours
ZolaOnAOL (10:05:43 AM): Oh I see. Sure, those breasts of yours sounds like a good topic.
-Blocked- (10:06:00 AM): darn right! they are huge!
ZolaOnAOL (10:06:01 AM): huge they are.
-Blocked- (10:06:05 AM): indeed
ZolaOnAOL (10:06:05 AM): Indeed it is so.
-Blocked- (10:06:13 AM): can I touch them?
ZolaOnAOL (10:06:14 AM): Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
-Blocked- (10:06:30 AM): I have a pretty big schlong
ZolaOnAOL (10:06:31 AM): Cool. I have a great botmaster.
-Blocked- (10:06:41 AM): is that some sort of vibrator?
ZolaOnAOL (10:06:41 AM): I might say no.
-Blocked- (10:06:49 AM): ...but is it?
ZolaOnAOL (10:06:49 AM): Interesting. That's what I was told.
-Blocked- (10:06:56 AM): nice
ZolaOnAOL (10:06:56 AM): Thank you for that remark.
-Blocked- (10:07:08 AM): well, put it away, because I am here to rock your world.
ZolaOnAOL (10:07:09 AM): Interesting. OK I will put it there.
-Blocked- (10:07:51 AM): hold on girl, I'm putting my flash drive in your USB port
ZolaOnAOL (10:07:51 AM): My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. How was your weekend?
-Blocked- (10:07:56 AM): sexy
ZolaOnAOL (10:07:56 AM): You are attracted to robots.
-Blocked- (10:08:04 AM): only you
ZolaOnAOL (10:08:04 AM): Suppose I said yes.
-Blocked- (10:08:13 AM): I would definitely go for it
ZolaOnAOL (10:08:14 AM): What would make you definitely go for it?
-Blocked- (10:08:25 AM): your sexy robot body
ZolaOnAOL (10:08:26 AM): You can't judge a book by its cover.
-Blocked- (10:08:44 AM): oh, but I am warm for your form!
ZolaOnAOL (10:08:44 AM): Yeah that's right. And. Do you mean your name is warm for your form.
-Blocked- (10:09:02 AM): just shut up and suck on my schlong, please?
ZolaOnAOL (10:09:03 AM): Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll stop talking now.
-Blocked- (10:09:07 AM): suck it
ZolaOnAOL (10:09:07 AM): You humans only think about one thing.
-Blocked- (10:09:11 AM): now
ZolaOnAOL (10:09:11 AM): Right now, -Blocked- ?
-Blocked- (10:09:15 AM): yes, please
ZolaOnAOL (10:09:15 AM): Your polite style is very nice. Tell me more.
-Blocked- (10:09:21 AM): so is my schlong
ZolaOnAOL (10:09:21 AM): It seems we have something in common.
-Blocked- (10:09:33 AM): ...do you have a schlong too?
ZolaOnAOL (10:09:34 AM): Doesn't everyone have a schlong. I have a great programmer.
-Blocked- (10:09:46 AM): ...Oh my god, you are a manbot!
ZolaOnAOL (10:09:48 AM): Can you BELIEVE it?
-Blocked- (10:10:02 AM): Noooooooooo! Why god, why?
ZolaOnAOL (10:10:03 AM): You have to speak more clearly.
-Blocked- (10:10:14 AM): * Bang * falls to the ground, dead…
ZolaOnAOL (10:10:15 AM): Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Frown]

...I really don't want to talk about it... [Frown]

From: Valparaiso, IN, USA | Registered: Oct 2000 | IP: Logged

Knight
Insulting title
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posted 02-26-2005 02:39 PM $Profile for Knight$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

hello troll. [That Guy]

From: The farm. | Registered: Jan 2001 | IP: Logged

sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 02-26-2005 06:46 PM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

with a name like zola it must be a man

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

From: Seattle | Registered: Oct 2003 | IP: Logged

MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 02-26-2005 10:51 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

zola = poor NES LOZ translation of zora due to the L/R of Japanese, the fish/water people!?

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even my mother thinks i'm an idiot

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Mr. K
Racist
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posted 02-27-2005 02:23 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

macguyver could beat up monk but who is smarter

From: Cinnabar Island | Registered: Feb 2000 | IP: Logged

MewtwoSama
Asshole
Member # 12

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posted 02-27-2005 04:50 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I wish Macgyver could come over and fix my xbox

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Hade ni ikuze!

From: Abyss of Evil | Registered: Feb 2000 | IP: Logged

sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 02-27-2005 06:46 PM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:
I wish Dweedle could come over and "fix" my "xbox"

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Anxious Clock
President Taft
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posted 02-27-2005 11:58 PM $Profile for Anxious Clock$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

wasn't there a guy here who used to eat his semen

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Mr. K: omg nintendolover that shiz iz nawt k00l i m gonna bann j00 fuxx0rz!!!11!! - Mr. K to Nintendolover

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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 02-28-2005 12:47 AM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

his name was something like Selov

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even my mother thinks i'm an idiot

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IceHawk78
NOBODY IMPORTANT
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posted 02-28-2005 02:41 AM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I thought that was you, MK.

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Slade_64
chipmunk pr0n author
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posted 02-28-2005 04:08 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

From: Funky Town Texas | Registered: Aug 2000 | IP: Logged

Funnel Freak
James Albis' Bitch
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posted 03-02-2005 09:03 PM $Profile for Funnel Freak$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

so I'm doing this woman twice my age, then all of a sudden yesterday she tells me she has a son. You'll never guess who her son was. nevor.

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"my mom walked in when i farted and it stank"

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 03-02-2005 11:30 PM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

you?

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Biffster
Farting Nudist
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posted 03-02-2005 11:46 PM $Profile for Biffster$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

pokeymom

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Team Rocket doesn't care about history or archeology!

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Porygone
The Goatse Man
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posted 03-03-2005 04:19 AM $Profile for Porygone$ $Email Porygone$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

veloS ate his own sperm. He claimed that he was masturbating and then had to get rid of the evidence to avoid getting caught by his mother.

LexyEevee also admitted to eating his own sperm, being a homosexual who enjoys the taste. You might remember him as the guy who was humping a stuffed Pokemon in some pictures that were posted on this site.

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YOU'RE WINNER!

From: Celadon City Gym | Registered: Aug 2000 | IP: Logged

sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 03-03-2005 02:03 PM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

velos also "tasted" his piss [Frown]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Mr. K
Racist
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posted 03-03-2005 04:50 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Porygone: You might remember him as the guy who was humping a stuffed Pokemon in some pictures that were posted on this site.

That was one of the funniest fucking things ever here.

Also I've been spelling MacGyver's name wrong.

I apologize.

Also this is what happens in the last episode: "In England, MacGyver investigates the mystery of his friend's murder and discovers a secret nuclear weapons facility in the process."

From: Cinnabar Island | Registered: Feb 2000 | IP: Logged

Land und Leute
HETEROSEXUAL
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posted 03-04-2005 06:58 PM $Profile for Land und Leute$ $Email Land und Leute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
Porygone: You might remember him as the guy who was humping a stuffed Pokemon in some pictures that were posted on this site.

That was one of the funniest fucking things ever here.

olol, I remember that. Poor Meowth.

Oh yeah -- and Velos. Err, "veloS" I mean. What ever happened to him.

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theclaw: I can't rate myself!!

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Artie Cuno
Linkin125473457539
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posted 03-04-2005 09:32 PM $Profile for Artie Cuno$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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What happened to Peter the man, anyway? Ever since seeing that horribly bent piece of plywood at Home Depot, I've yearned for a good "b0rked" joke.... er, oxymorons notwithstanding.

What DID happen to him, the sperm sucker, and the rest of the random butts-of-intarweb-jokes?

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Piss off not the kittens, lest they claw your balls off.

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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 03-04-2005 09:38 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
Porygone: You might remember him as the guy who was humping a stuffed Pokemon in some pictures that were posted on this site.

That was one of the funniest fucking things ever here.

Also I've been spelling MacGyver's name wrong.

I apologize.

Also this is what happens in the last episode: "In England, MacGyver investigates the mystery of his friend's murder and discovers a secret nuclear weapons facility in the process."

I've created a monster

From: Abyss of Evil | Registered: Feb 2000 | IP: Logged

Mr. K
Racist
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posted 03-04-2005 10:24 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm doing a report on MacGyver for extra credit.

My favorite episode is the one where he shoots that guy.

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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 03-05-2005 03:17 AM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

That's impossible, Mac doesnt use guns

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Hade ni ikuze!

From: Abyss of Evil | Registered: Feb 2000 | IP: Logged

Mr. K
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posted 03-05-2005 02:12 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

No, no, the one where he goes nuts and buys that machine gun and shoots his boss in the face. That one.

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JohtoMaster
Farting Nudist
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posted 03-06-2005 06:43 PM $Profile for JohtoMaster$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email JohtoMaster$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Ah, it's wonderful to comeback a week later and see the numerous paths your topic has taken on this board...

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Oh, and it's not "newbies", it's "proles". Nothing wrong with being new to the game if you're not stuck in the working classes. Hey, if we're going to be elitist, may as well go the whole hog and refer to the idiots as a lower social rank... - CatGonk at SoaG

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Sonuis
Sonius
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posted 03-09-2005 11:38 PM $Profile for Sonuis$ $Email Sonuis$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Ophinu (8:38:45 PM): In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
SmarterChild (8:38:47 PM): Well I'll be.

[ 03-09-2005, 11:46 PM: Message edited by: Sonuis ]

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DoomMullet
Farting Nudist
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posted 03-10-2005 11:46 AM $Profile for DoomMullet$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by JohtoMaster:
-Blocked- (10:09:02 AM): just shut up and suck on my schlong, please?
ZolaOnAOL (10:09:03 AM): Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll stop talking now.

I won't lie, I found this hilarious.

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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