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White Cat
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IceHawk78
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Hearts, Stars and Horshoes! Clovers and Blue Moons! Pots of Gold and Rainbows, and the Red Balloon!

That's me Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious!

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Animelee
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posted 02-09-2005 03:48 AM      Profile for Animelee   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
There is a god, and it seems His name is Count Chocula!

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It's "Animation" + "Melee". No "anime" or "Lee".

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Mr. K
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posted 02-09-2005 08:52 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
If anyone wants to know why we're all fat and disgusting stuff about the insides of cows, check this out.

Do the "Factory Farms & the Politics of Food" link.

Download it to your iPod and listen to it in church.

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Crimzonite
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posted 02-09-2005 10:35 AM      Profile for Crimzonite     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm so old, I remember when the purple horseshoes were the newest marshmellow.

Anyone remember the orange stars and blue diamonds that were phased out as the newer marshmellows appeared?

Oh yeah, and the blue moons were once yellow. Weird ...

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Ferquin
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I was watching Conan, I think it was last Thursday or Friday, and Conan was totally spazzing out about how General Mills sent him a huge box of this stuff and a promotional tote bag for Chocolate Lucky Charms. He went on about how he had several bowls of it before the show. Then, he pulled out a box form under his desk, opened it up (the box was upside down) and totally started shoving big messy handfuls of it down his throat, much of it spilling all over himself and just went ape shit nuts on air. He pulled out the promo tote bad and threw it across the studio. Then he decided he'd just give it to an audience member, who for some reason, promptly did some weird gang sign thing that got blurred out. He even offered some of the cereal that night's guests.

Comedy gold.

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Cesar
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I can't eat Lucky Charm marshmellows because marshmellows contain gelatine [Frown] . Sames goes with count chocula. Bastards. I hope you all get BSE.
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Jolteon X
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posted 02-09-2005 06:21 PM      Profile for Jolteon X   Email Jolteon X   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
lucky charms is one of my favorite cereals, but waffle crisp is my most favorite of all

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Mr. K
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Crimzonite: I'm so old, I remember when the purple horseshoes were the newest marshmellow.

I remember when blue diamonds were new. Do you think in Ancient Tymes there were only the oaties and one pink heart per box?

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pkthunder
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posted 02-09-2005 08:20 PM      Profile for pkthunder   Author's Homepage   Email pkthunder   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Man, I remember way back in ancient times when it was spelled "marshmallow."
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Jolteon X
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posted 02-09-2005 10:12 PM      Profile for Jolteon X   Email Jolteon X   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i remember when you called them cheerios

and our only car was a STICK SHIFT and my mom drove me to school barefoot in the snow both ways

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DoomMullet
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quote:
Originally posted by Jolteon X:
waffle crisp is my most favorite of all

quoted for truth

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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MewtwoSama
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posted 02-10-2005 12:50 AM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Toffee crisp!
remember that gimmick, lol

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Hade ni ikuze!

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Random Loser
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quote:
Originally posted by Jolteon X:
i remember when you called them cheerios

and our only car was a STICK SHIFT and my mom drove me to school barefoot in the snow both ways

No need for the 'both ways' part unless unless you use 'uphill'.. they're kind of paired together for the joke, ya know?
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Jolteon X
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posted 02-11-2005 03:35 PM      Profile for Jolteon X   Email Jolteon X   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
that's kinda the joke

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spunman
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Crimzonite: Anyone remember the orange stars and blue diamonds that were phased out as the newer marshmellows appeared?

They took them away? Bastards! Now I have a REASON to hate that cereal.

And last time I went to Disneyworld, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride had been shut down! My time has come... and gone.

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Crimzonite
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quote:
Originally posted by spunman:
They took them away? Bastards! Now I have a REASON to hate that cereal.

Well, from what I can tell, the orange stars have be changed into the shooting star marshmellows. The diamonds are gone, and their color has been moved to the formerly yellow moon marshmellows.

That still means their gone though.

Edit: I've tried the Chocolate Lucky Charms. They rock, in my opinion.

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sunburnt_aphid
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DoomMullet
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Unless you're fuckin twelve years old, you should remember the orange stars. Well, I guess that makes sense.

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Funnel Freak
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quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:
Toffee crisp!
remember that gimmick, lol

back when gimmicks where half decent

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Mr. K
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ya and green clovers are now green fag hats wtf
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sunburnt_aphid
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White Cat
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quote:
Originally posted by White Cat:

Winning bid: US $102.50

A hundred bucks for a gallon-sized bag of marshmallows. WIN.

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I just want bangbangbang.

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Psybro
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quote:
Originally posted by MewtwoSama:
Toffee crisp!
remember that gimmick, lol

So how many of you fucking Yanks actually ended up eating Toffee Crisps out of curiosity? I haven't had one in like two years, I will buy one tommorrow.
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