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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 11-30-2004 02:19 PM      Profile for sunburnt_aphid     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I am now an official member of Something Awful! Who else is? [Razz] [Cool] [Smile] [PBJ Time!] [Trash Bear] [Trash Bear] [Trash Bear] [Trash Koffing]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

From: Seattle | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged
MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 11-30-2004 02:52 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
fucking 04's

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Hade ni ikuze!

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 11-30-2004 11:03 PM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
gb2gbs

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 12-01-2004 08:29 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
post an attention Lowtax thread asking all about Fiestacat and produce some funny Fiestacat images to go with it and you'll be in with the in crowd

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 12-02-2004 05:43 PM      Profile for sunburnt_aphid     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
That did not work. [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

also what is a fiestacat? [Confused] [Confused] [Confused]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Kid Vid2
I am a tub of earwax.
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posted 12-02-2004 07:30 PM      Profile for Kid Vid2   Email Kid Vid2   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
you should try to get fyad to clean up their act. i'm sure everybody is tired of their antics and wants them to stop.

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Clecky: waiting for things while on acid is weird
Clecky: beccause
Clecky: i lost that train of thought

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Bugcatcher Ed
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posted 12-03-2004 05:12 PM      Profile for Bugcatcher Ed     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Um, huh? I'm glad for you, sunburnt_aphid. Or I sympathize with you. Depending on whether this is a good thing or not. BTW, what is "Something Awful"?
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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 12-04-2004 04:54 AM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
if you REALLY don't know it's www.somethingawful.com
they have forums you pay to be a part of...

edit: wtf? http://210.175.5.231/McDonalds/tmcg/tmcg_woman_b.wmv

[ 12-04-2004, 07:05 AM: Message edited by: MK ]

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even my mother thinks i'm an idiot

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 12-04-2004 10:32 AM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by sunburnt_aphid:
That did not work. [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

also what is a fiestacat? [Confused] [Confused] [Confused]

if that didn't work get your girlfriend or any female friend to post under your account name asking for advice on sex. The goons will go crazy with lust and you'll be an instant legend.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 12-04-2004 06:16 PM      Profile for sunburnt_aphid     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
if that didn't work get your girlfriend or any female friend to post under your account name asking for advice on sex. The goons will go crazy with lust and you'll be an instant legend.

But I'm a girl! [Embarrassed] [Big Grin] [Roll Eyes] [PBJ Time!] Also goon is a silly name. [Wink] [Wink] [Smile] [Razz]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Rysto
Farting Nudist
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posted 12-04-2004 07:34 PM      Profile for Rysto   Email Rysto   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by sunburnt_aphid:
But I'm a girl!

Exactly.

[ 12-04-2004, 07:34 PM: Message edited by: Rysto ]

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So "a" can be any value?
-a guy in my Calculus class, on the nature of variables

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 12-04-2004 09:32 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Are you a girl? If you want I'll have sex with you. Seriously, it's good for a laugh. The internet is a scary place, I'll be your solace from the confusing areas you don't quite understand. Whether you've been told or not, having your chest shat on is one of the most intimate forms of making love, if you are able to have someone piss in your mouth then almost straight after cum in your vagina then you know that you've grown into a real woman. Dress up as a young ferret and try and co-erce men into bed with you. Girl, you'll be a woman soon. Girl, you'll be a woman soon.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Jman
Farting Nudist
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posted 12-04-2004 11:57 PM      Profile for Jman   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Let me tell you,
A Boodabonzi shat is worth every cent.

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spunman
Farting Nudist
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Boodabonzi, I ain't never paid too much attention to you before. But, you're a fucking hilarious moron! You don't ACTUALLY believe that shit, do you? This is GREAT! If you do believe it, so much the better! Anyone wno wants to get laid would love to have a real girl (like sunburnt aphid) in his bed, but you're ploy was SO fucking hilarious! Oh, shit! I don't think I could ever forget it.

BTW, if you WERE serious, grow the fuck up and get yourself some kind of REAL girl, not an internet fantasy. Learn to be a MAN and girls will respect you for it. Just try. You'll do better at least.

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JohtoMaster
Farting Nudist
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posted 12-05-2004 11:43 PM      Profile for JohtoMaster   Author's Homepage   Email JohtoMaster   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Anyone want to count the number of gimmick accounts in this thread?
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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 12-06-2004 08:18 AM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh dear.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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[Confused] [Confused] [Embarrassed]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Anxious Clock
President Taft
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posted 12-06-2004 05:09 PM      Profile for Anxious Clock     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
voted 5

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Mr. K: omg nintendolover that shiz iz nawt k00l i m gonna bann j00 fuxx0rz!!!11!! - Mr. K to Nintendolover

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Slade_64
chipmunk pr0n author
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posted 12-06-2004 05:51 PM      Profile for Slade_64   Email Slade_64   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
voted two and heif

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Bucket.

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Rudoku
Farting Nudist
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posted 12-06-2004 06:18 PM      Profile for Rudoku     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Don't forget to include the following in every post:

A story about furries and how pathetic they are
The joys of an uncircimsised penis
Pants shitting
Girlfriend troubles/I HAVE SEX
Becoming a member of the opposite sex

And all will be well, especially if posted in FYAD.

[ 12-06-2004, 06:19 PM: Message edited by: Rudoku ]

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Oro?

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