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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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posted 11-28-2004 07:14 AM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Pretty funny.

Make sure you view both.

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Mewone
I have a pokemon as my username. I mean, come on.
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posted 11-28-2004 06:09 PM      Profile for Mewone     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
OMG...this almost made me fall out of my chair. Nice. I've gotta bookmark this. XD
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MK
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posted 11-28-2004 08:12 PM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Just for clarity, is the first one

http://www.swarthmore.edu/NatSci/cpurrin1/textbookdisclaimers/CobbDisclaimer.jpg

real?

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even my mother thinks i'm an idiot

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Rysto
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posted 11-28-2004 08:36 PM      Profile for Rysto   Email Rysto   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's all explained at the bottom of the second link. The short version is yes, it is real.

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So "a" can be any value?
-a guy in my Calculus class, on the nature of variables

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jivera
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posted 11-28-2004 10:08 PM      Profile for jivera   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
MK: Just for clarity, is the first one [CobbDisclaimer.jpg] real?

What, you mean you don't recall seeing those on your text books?

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Niall Blair
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posted 11-29-2004 05:54 PM      Profile for Niall Blair     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
A link from there, called "And from the IDiots".

This makes my head hurt. It's a Intelligent Design Theory site with some kind of sarcastic interpretation of the sarcastic stickers on the first site.

So what should we infer from this? Thousands of scientists, arguably the most academically brilliant group of people in the world, are staging a huge cover up of the flaws in Evolutionary Theory. And what's even better, they're trying to stifle independent thought and resourcefulness, the very qualities the scientific commuity wants from its members.

And then they imply that all viewpoints are equally valid. Let's say person A thinks the HIV virus is the biggest problem in the world today, and person B thinks it's a good thing, because it'll kill off all the fags, never mind how many innocents it takes with it. Are these viewpoints worthy of equal respect?

I'll stop there. Before I try and throttle myself to escape from the sheer ignorance of it.

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Mr. K
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posted 12-04-2004 07:29 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
There are always going to be ignorant morons, but it's scary when the president is anti-science. It's like Revenge of the Nerds, except the other way around.

All hail President Ogre.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 12-04-2004 12:18 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Mongo only pawn in game of life

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Hade ni ikuze!

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Mewtwo Master
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posted 12-05-2004 12:47 AM      Profile for Mewtwo Master     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah. It is pretty funny that some people are still dense enough to to argue about this stuff, instead of just looking for the truth, because the real truth is easy enough to find.

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Guys in the army should wear a helmets and codpieces, to protect both heads.

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Animelee
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posted 12-05-2004 04:13 PM      Profile for Animelee   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
H3Y GUYS JASUS RILLY DID MAEK TEH UNIEVRSE!!11! OMG WTF TEH BIBLE HAS TEH ANSW3R 2 3VARYTHNG NOT DARWIN1!!! OMG 3VOLUTION?!!!!?!!11!! CMON GET REAL1!11111 OMG LOL JESUS MAED DA UNIEVRSE1!1!!!1! WTF LOL LOK AROUND U AND THEIR AL TEH PROF U NED!!!! OMG WTF SCREW FACTS1!1! OMG WTF

EARTH IS ONLee 6000 YRS OLD!!11
NOAH WAS GOOD CUZ HE HAD SEX WITH HIS FAMILEE!1
Haha t3h teecher got SERVD

C THEREZ ALL TEH PRUF! AC3PT JESUS OR BURN IN HEL LIEK TEH FAGS R GONG 21!!!!! OMG WTF LOL

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It's "Animation" + "Melee". No "anime" or "Lee".

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Boodabonzi
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posted 12-05-2004 05:08 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Wow. I think I've just been converted.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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spunman
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posted 12-05-2004 08:33 PM      Profile for spunman        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Niall Blair: Let's say person A thinks the HIV virus is the biggest problem in the world today, and person B thinks it's a good thing, because it'll kill off all the fags, never mind how many innocents it takes with it. Are these viewpoints worthy of equal respect?

No. If you've been paying attention for the past couple weeks, Jesus LOVED the fags. Model your life on Jesus and you can never go wrong.

I'm not saying love the fags physically, I'm not saying be gay if you're not inclined, I'm just saying ACCEPT them as human beings, whatever their sexual preference.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 12-05-2004 08:38 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by spunman:
Jesus LOVED the fags.

but Jesus = God
and God hates fags

your religion is confusing

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White Cat
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posted 12-06-2004 12:51 AM      Profile for White Cat   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
If any man says "I love God," and hates his neighbor, he is a liar.
-- 1 John 4:20

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Dweedle
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posted 12-06-2004 09:03 AM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
and that's why anything and everything having to do with religion is hypocritical

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Mr. K
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posted 12-07-2004 04:11 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
John was a fag.
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White Cat
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posted 12-08-2004 12:23 AM      Profile for White Cat   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
If any man says "I challenge you," and uses a Mewtwo, he is a fag.
-- 1 Karp 1:50

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Dragonite21
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posted 12-08-2004 02:39 AM      Profile for Dragonite21     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Surely you mean 1 Karp 13:37?
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