The Azure Heights Forum


Post New Topic  New Poll  Post A Reply
my profile | search | faq | forum home
  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» The Azure Heights Forum   » The Courtyard   » Karp Park   » Aging and depression

UBBFriend: Email this page to someone!    
Author Topic: Aging and depression
Cesar
Farting Nudist
Member # 529

Member Rated:
posted 10-01-2004 12:57 AM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Let's see, there is 13: the age of becoming a man.
Sweet 16: you get to drive around the family car. yay! (actually, I sorta missed this part)
18: all the porn you can handle
19: legal age to drink and therefore into most parties/bars

But that's it. There is no perks to getting any older than 19. Most things go downhill soon after. 20 is a big leap. When your 10, it always meant being closer to the age when you get to do cool stuff. When your 19, your one year away from 20. 30 is not that far off from 20, and once your 30 things start going downhill. After 30, you got about another 35 years of work before you can officially start retiring (at least in my area) and live out your golden years for the next 15 years or so before your children put you in a home and your mental state deteriorates in a downward spiral until you finally are layed to rest. If anyone has seen Rage against the Darkness, you know what I mean.

Maybe the 19 depression has to do with my extremely short amount of achievements. If you do not cure cancer, there is not a whole lot you can put in there.

Anyways, share your stories. I can't be the only one feeling this way.

- - - - -
"Hey, if AH decides to go for a site upgrade, I'm available as a dependable worker drone/slave taskmaster. I supply my own whip."- Uiru

From: Toronto, Canada | Registered: Jun 2000  |  IP: Logged
EspeonNidoking
warcraft 3
Member # 2028

posted 10-01-2004 12:13 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
21 is the magic number in the states

can't wait for my 21st, it's gonna be epic

- - - - -
"Yeah, my pubic hair has dollar signs trimmed in it!

$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman

From: Summit,New Jersey, Tampa, Fl, and Rindge, NH | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged
Boodabonzi
like a virgin
Member # 2958

Member Rated:
posted 10-01-2004 12:41 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You fucking suck. There's nothing that I won't have achieved that I have wanted to when I get to 19 this November. Try harder.

- - - - -
OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

From: Hitchin - biggest little shanty town in all of England | Registered: Jul 2002  |  IP: Logged
TeLeFonE
X-treme rotary telephone
Member # 2293

Member Rated:
posted 10-01-2004 12:42 PM      Profile for TeLeFonE   Email TeLeFonE   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by EspeonNidoking:
21 is the magic number in the states

can't wait for my 21st, it's gonna be epic

Or you just drink underage anyway...

I've got probably 8 years of college left since I'm only a freshman... so I'm gonna milk it for all it's worth.

- - - - -
fuck this username is gay

Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged
Donald
Bob the Builder
Member # 1551

Member Rated:
posted 10-01-2004 01:12 PM      Profile for Donald   Email Donald      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You going to med school or something?

"Grades. Social life. Sleep. Pick two." - Anonymous

From: In your girl's panties | Registered: Feb 2001  |  IP: Logged
Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
Member # 1186

Member Rated:
posted 10-01-2004 03:03 PM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I hear ya... I've been feeling like that too...

When I turned 19, after just a few months, I thought "Shit, soon I'm gonna be 20, I'm not a teen anymore... There's so much I haven't done...", which essentially meant "I haven't had sexual experiences with hot teenages aged 17-19", and I was a little depressed, knowing that 30 year old girls just don't seem as hot.

I also started to feel that my body deteriorated - I used to be able to sit on the floor, legs crossed, and do stuff, but now, my knees and legs hurt like hell after a few hours.

And I thought I was starting to lose hair... It didn't come off by itself, but if I got hold of a couple of hairs, it was no match at all to pull them loose. I thought that it was due to improper care, and that I'd go bald in a few months, and it would be all my fault.

But I got over it. I just pushed the whole "I never fucked the hottest girl in school" thing aside, and started to think that I'll still be able to things I like when I'm old. I'll still have my hobbies. I started university this year, it totally rocks my world, and I realise that just because you're not 18, you don't have any fun, the type of fun just changes.

And girls over the age of 20 can be fucking hot too.

Preferences change. Why do you think that "old people" are complaining about what "kids these days" are up to? Because their frames of reference have changed. I bet you most of them were getting the same comments when they were 18.

Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged
Mr. K
Racist
Member # 2

Member Rated:
posted 10-01-2004 04:20 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
At 65, you get discounted movie tickets.
From: Cinnabar Island | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
Member # 268

Member Rated:
posted 10-01-2004 07:37 PM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
LOL KAZAA LOL
From: San Francisco, CA | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged
Ferquin
Farting Nudist
Member # 3269

Member Rated:
posted 10-02-2004 02:59 AM      Profile for Ferquin   Author's Homepage   Email Ferquin   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
At 24, you're no longer eligible for the draft.

At 25, you're no longer considered a young, newbie driver so you get a nice discount in your car insurance.

Um... and I'm an adult and I can do anything I want now. Yeah.

- - - - -
Ferquin N.C. Root
The Ferquinarium

From: Renton, WA, USA | Registered: Feb 2003  |  IP: Logged
Mewtwo Master
Farting Nudist
Member # 2257

Member Rated:
posted 10-03-2004 03:17 AM      Profile for Mewtwo Master     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I was figuring that I would have problems with this, but when I got married on Monday, that pretty well took care of it. I was pretty well asleep through most of it, but I remember that it was exceptionally happy.

Being more serious, a few weeks ago I actually had this major phobia that somewhere in the distant future, I'd realize that I'd never done anything important with my life. But I've gotten past that now, and every day is even better than the day before it. Granted, I'm only 19, but still, I already know that if I look back on my life half a century from now, I'll be satisfied just because I have a wonderful wife, and we will probably start a family pretty soon.

Oh, and the whole thing about getting married was only a dream I had, but my point still remains valid.

- - - - -
Guys in the army should wear a helmets and codpieces, to protect both heads.

From: USA | Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged
TeLeFonE
X-treme rotary telephone
Member # 2293

Member Rated:
posted 10-03-2004 02:47 PM      Profile for TeLeFonE   Email TeLeFonE   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
yeah I'll be doing med school probably...

- - - - -
fuck this username is gay

Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged
EspeonNidoking
warcraft 3
Member # 2028

posted 10-04-2004 06:45 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by TeLeFonE:
quote:
Originally posted by EspeonNidoking:
21 is the magic number in the states

can't wait for my 21st, it's gonna be epic

Or you just drink underage anyway...

I've got probably 8 years of college left since I'm only a freshman... so I'm gonna milk it for all it's worth.

that's what i do.

just i can't buy my own shit yet. [Smile]

- - - - -
"Yeah, my pubic hair has dollar signs trimmed in it!

$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman

From: Summit,New Jersey, Tampa, Fl, and Rindge, NH | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged
Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
Member # 1209

Member Rated:
posted 10-04-2004 08:19 PM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
there are plenty of places that don't card around here

- - - - -
the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

From: second of all, Quagmire's not really a bad guy! | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged
Random Loser
Farting Nudist
Member # 1538

Member Rated:
posted 10-05-2004 03:25 AM      Profile for Random Loser   Email Random Loser   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Living in an apartment with a pair of 22 year old 4th years is golden...
From: Uni of Virginny | Registered: Feb 2001  |  IP: Logged
EspeonNidoking
warcraft 3
Member # 2028

posted 10-05-2004 09:19 AM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
there are plenty of places that don't card around here

ya you lucky bastard, i live in rural NH for school [Frown]

so =\

- - - - -
"Yeah, my pubic hair has dollar signs trimmed in it!

$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman

From: Summit,New Jersey, Tampa, Fl, and Rindge, NH | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged
TeLeFonE
X-treme rotary telephone
Member # 2293

Member Rated:
posted 10-05-2004 10:26 AM      Profile for TeLeFonE   Email TeLeFonE   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
there are plenty of places that don't card around here

That and most my friends have siblings over 21.

Oh yeah, and one of my friends looks exactly like his 22 year old brother and has his brother's old but still valid driver's license.

- - - - -
fuck this username is gay

Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged
Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
Member # 1209

Member Rated:
posted 10-05-2004 12:02 PM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
:dweedlecool:

- - - - -
the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

From: second of all, Quagmire's not really a bad guy! | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged


All times are ET (US)  
Post New Topic  New Poll  Post A Reply Close Topic    Move Topic    Delete Topic next oldest topic   next newest topic
Printer-friendly view of this topic
Hop To:


Contact Us | Azure Heights Pokémon Laboratory

© 2000-2019, Maximum Penetration Industries.

Karpe Diem


The views and opinions expressed on this page are strictly those of the author(s). The contents and links have not been reviewed or approved by the University of Miami.