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Dark_Herakurosu
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posted 09-19-2004 10:15 PM           Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
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t-gk : PRHt : NV^L$R><
NvêVasTrR : [8rp|\/|P]
7RMLn : L>|.\/@1ia : O8@M0
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------D !iv n GdD$h?-------

"I MASTURBATE WANTONLY AT THE THOUGHT OF CAT GONK. AND i AM NOT DRUINK."

- TD, on Livejournal.

""I think I might've had a wet dream about Cat Gonk once." - Porygone

----->> catgonk@azureheights.com <<-------

(which, at the moment, redirects to)

see|ey|ti|jee|oh|en|kay(at)ech|oh|ti|em|ey|ai|el(dot)see|oh|em

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Iceduck2001: I can't read them as posts without crashing my laptop

DISCLAIMER:
By reading this sig, you are retroactively conferring complete ownership of your (you, henceforth to be known as 'fucking prole') mind, body, and soul (henceforth to be known as 'my property') to the owner of said sig (henceforth 'Your God').

Get off my property right now.

CAT g ON k: indeed
Aoryuu: I waste my best ideas making you look good

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meeh meeh meeh
it's been five months,
but i'm back now.
CG in the muthafucken board...

<beat>

i wake up raising,
roll down the streets training.
use double teams, but even those
who still believe in hazing
can't touch me, i got skills
the proles fear me, i'm evil.
got chicks all up around me
going beep with many people.
my mind thinks tactical
no order's too tall
you best grab the nine-nickel
when i burst through the wall (OHH YEAH!!!!)
i'ma put holes the size of houses
into all of your crew
you proles can't touch me
i'm like TM32
i use azurian grammar (Sama: i am teh smart)
i get quoted like sama
from adelaide to alabama
i get laid like SC
but not played like ET
"OH MY GOD IAN GARVEY!!!!"
the working class fears CG
i'll put Perth on the map
with my skills, and my gat
my attacks, that impact
boom like crackerjack
should i lose (Arnie: I'll be back)
with the red-and-white, smack
you out of sight, crack
your team like they nothing
6-0 i will win
bitch, you'll be in the corner crying
like Mentos and Lynn, heh.

</beat>

CatGonk: i be straight ballin
NewHaights: You are the Moob.

blk.valias: heh, 1337er than teh average terror
blk.valias: knife campers on instinct
blk.valias: pwn fgts that pack arctics..

orgasmiC Gas: ..heh, most folks think my team's broke
like pete the man's penis
can y'all trainers hear this?
i make the poor proles piss,
like RPGamers
sent up against six double teamers..

------[rambling manifesto]------

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Azure Haights: This ain't yo' momma's sig
Azure Haights: This sig eats yo' momma for breakfast.
Azure Haights: Yes, you know what I meant.

#0: Sig Data
#1: Info.
#1.1: Pokemon stuff owned.
#1.2: The world loves Cat-Gonk!
#1.3: The "P" Word.
#2: People of Note.
#2.1: People I've SPNAKed.
#3: Websites.
#4: X-Tags, new and improved.
#5: Chat contact.
#6: Best of AGNP.
#6.1: Jen leaving.
#6.2: Exerpts from "Argh bugger my curiosity :-(".
#7: Best of AFD.
#7.1: Best of Fenix.
#7.2: Cat-Gonk: Telling It Like It Is.
#8: Best of Azure Heights Pokemon Laboratory.
#8.1: Fun with Cut and Paste.
#8.2: Exerpts from "Does the size of your girlfriend's tits really concern you?".
#8.3: Exerpts from "Does the size of your boyfriend's penis really concern you?".
#8.4: Azure Heights, Closed?
#8.5: The Hyphen Incident.
#8.6: Exrpts from "The Best Flame Of All Time".
#8.7: Face's Goodbye Thread.
#8.8: Exerpts from "The Many Moods Of MK"
#9: Best of the inferior Pokemon boards.
#9.1: "Double Team: The Cheapest Move Available" - Pojo.
#10: Cat-Gonk's Current GS Team(s).
#11: Best of AIM.
#11.1: Log- "The Inevitable Return of the Great White Gonk".
#11.2: Log- "Jonathan Thomas, Death in a Chatroom".
#11.3: Log- "Don't brag about what you don't have".
#11.4: Log- "Cat-Gonk's Illegitimate Child: The Bastard Son Of Moob".
#11.5: Log- "Talen's Pidgeot = 1337".
#11.6: Log- "Cat-Gonk's Last Hurrah, Lynn + Lynn's Lover VS Teh Great White Gonk".
#11.7: Log- "Jump and Auto's Adventures in AGNP."
#11.8: Log- "Grand Opening of "b0rked".
#11.9: Log- "12 Things Never To Do in an AIM Duel".
#11.10: Log- "The Cat-Gonk Log That Never Was".
#12: Best of mIRC.
#12.1: I AM TEH PROLEGOD, courtesy of Talen.
#12.2: How To Break Up Chatroom Arguments.
#12.3: The Best Chatlog Ever.
#12.4: Cat-Gonk Fights The Power.
#12.5: Get The Party Started.
#12.6: OMFG Racial Issues.
#13: ASCII Art.
#14: "Where's Siggy?" II.
#14.1: Answers to "Where's Siggy?" I.
#15: Misc quotes.
#15.1: Misc shiz that's appeared in my sig.
#15.2: Post Sinus-Op report.
#16: Best of RL.
#17: Cat-Gonk on Counterstrike.
#18: Obligatory End-Of-Sig message.

"CatGonk is the coolest person out of everyone I have seen online" - JolteonX, on IRC.

PsybroUK: I think I started posting less on Azure after I made it into the Ubersig.
PsybroUK: I realised I'd acheived just about everything I could on a Pokmon forum.


------[i am the bersig, meeh meeh caheeeeh]------

Sig Data:

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"CG, you make OMLH sexy again." - Jolteon X

"THE WORLD LOVES YOUR ASS CATGONK

IT IS A NICE ASS

GIVE YOUR ASS TO THE WORLD AGAIN"

- Haights, on LJ.

"<has read all of Gonk's sig within a day>

<slowly melts>"
- Talen, on AIM.

"I couldn't come up with something original if it grew in your sig, mutated, came out of the sig and bit me on the ass."
- NewHaights, AIM.

"Oh my FUCKING god thats the biggest FUCKING collection of random FUCKING FUCKER stuff.
But really now, it's great, if not FUCKING long..."
- Charmeleon42, AH.

"This could explain why the board's internal clock is messed up.. When Gonk inserted his defaults, he destroyed time as we know it on the board."
- Marcus Majarra, RPGamer.

"Timecube disproves Cat Gonks defaults."
- HollowPilgrimage, RPGamer.

"Okay, the REASON I came online (before I was so rudely inturrupted by the giant flying whale that is Cat-Gonk's sig)..."
- Uiru, RPGamer.

"*10:00, Tuesday, July 31, 2001*: Slash sits down to read CatGonk's footer. *18 Billion Years later* The sun goes Red Giant and Slash is burned up while reading CatGonk's footer."
- Slash, RPGamer.

"*Reads half of your defaults* ... *Head explodes*"
- Cojiro, RPGamer.

"(Mini-Spoiler - WARNING! GONK HAS HUGE FRIGGING DEFAULTS!)"
- ChocoMog ZERO, RPGamer.

"You and Gonk seriously need to stop compensating via your sigs."
- Talen, to NH over AIM.

"Now I'll never be able to make another post without asking myself, "Does this have the potential to make Cat-Gonk's sig?" If it doesn't, I'll have to just hit back on my browser and return to my pointless life."
- StarCaliber.

------[shameless self-quotes]------

Sig-In-Progress.

"I could probably add another 3K to this thing just by putting in all the periods."

"I can't fucking send it."

"Your ISP won't accept it?"

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[UBERSIG ACTIVATED]: 15/7/2001.
[CHAT CAPABILITY LOST]: 22/7/2001.
[VPN PARTIALLY ACTIVE]: 17/8/2001.
[HORAXED BY VIRUS]: 23/9/2001.
[WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THIS WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DUPLICATED CHARACTERS]: 9/7/2002.

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The reason for my having a new sig is that, after losing track of the Net for about six months due to settling in at Uni and not having access to chat due to a fucked up network connection, for the sake of completeness I decided to abandon the old one and make another. The Siggytuff is still the sig with the largest amount of good-shiz-per-KB on the Curcuit IIRC.

X.X <---- dead siggytuff.

Siggytuff died of obesity (and unpostability, most news servers wouldn't register it), may we remember him always. He leaves behind a son to carry on the name, Siggybuff, who is being Rare Candied and box-tricked to almost as obscene a degree of obesity as Jen (almost, but not quite) as you read this.

Aoryuu: and Jen, if you _ARE_ reading this, get your eyes off my sig, you filthy filthy pauper.

Note that the chatlogs in thie sig have been formatted to all fuck. However, individual quotes have been only been re-arranged or deleted for continuity and not edited to change meaning. The raw logs are available on request (most of the time).


------[vital catistics]------


Info:

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An obscene number of posts to alt.games.nintendo.pokemon, and counting, only a four-digit number to AH, and a handful to everywhere else that counts.

Moderator of the Oddish Memorial Lecture Hall.

Official Moobasaurus Rex of WAM.

Clocked ~45,000,000,000 in Pokemon Pinball, Blue table. That's around 45 billion. I would have an exact figure if Spaceman's little brother hadn't cleared the high scores table just so he could be on them. My Red score is above 8,000,000,000, an exact figure is available on request.

I post in:
alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Pojo's Pokemon "board"
Azure Heights
Well, pretty much anywhere on the Net to do with Pokemon, actually, I'm around basically everywhere.

Currently I'm lurking in:
alt.binaries.fractals (ooo, pretty colours)
various seedy newsgroups that shouldn't be mentioned here

Empty NGs have been created in my image:
alt.fan.catgonk
alt.worship.goddish
alt.meeh.caheeh

Any pictures rumoured to be of me and my ex-girlfriend at the Pokemon Tour are clever fakes. You see, I'm two foot high, round, light purple, and have eyes as big as saucers. YOU WANT TEH PURIN.

------[*twitch* *twitch*]------

Fear me.

Paranoid: Very High (bullshit...)
Schizoid: Moderate (okay, what the fuck..)
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High (not VH?)
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High (bollocks)
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

I retook the test, I'm not putting the results here but I think I'm now the most headfucked person on AH..

------[consume, fill your empty lives wwiith product]------

Pokemon stuff owned:
Pokemon Crystal, Gold, Yellow, Red and Silver GB cartridges.
Japanese Pokemon Silver cart
Pokemon Pinball GB cartridge.
Pokemon TCG GB cartrige.
Pokemon Stadium 1 and 2 64 cartridges.
Pikachu/Charizard notepad.
Desktop calendar (2000).
Poster calendar (2000)
"Green" playing card set.
"Pokemon Pikachu" virtual pet.
Pikaplush, 8 inches high (inc. ears), gets more sex than can possibly be healthy for a stuffed toy AND NOT FROM ME.
Yes/No voice activated Pikachu.
Pikachu alarm clock (a christmas present from my girlfriend, the thing's more powerful than an air-raid siren)
A few Pokemon cards, the tour Pikachu and the four movie promo cards (ODILATAAAAAAAA), one pack each of Japanese Fossil, Gym 1, Gym 2 and the Neo promo set, as well as some cards my host little brother gave me in my stay in Japan.
"Meowth's Party", "The Rivals" CD singles
"Pokemon: Best Collection" CD with attached cards.
That CD with the GB music and Zukan entries.
Wind-up Shellder.
Grass Pokemon Sandylion sticker set.
Wind-up Clefairy.
Some stuff from Japanese vending machines.
Lightup Pikachu keychain (again, from my girlfriend)
Tokuma Intermedia Mook Gold/Silver Guide.
Some of those funky Pokemon 3D cards you get in chip packets.
"2BA Master" CDs
"Totally Pokemon" music CDs.
Various pencils with Pokemon on them, from Japan at that.

------[i feel so loved]------

"I mean, just look at him." - Saber.
"Who cares about Gonk?" - Sean
"I'm never talking to Gonk again." - Enter.
"You have problems." - LugiaStorm.
"The only topics I've EVER read of yours were the ones where you bitched like a woman about your summer, those I found funny.
- Charmeleon411.
"I don't trust Gonk anyway. He is an Idiot." - LavosPhoenix.
"He is such a stubborn and offensive person." - OMG IAN GARVEY!!1!
"Fag." - Pete The Man.
"Prole." - .

------[commoners, worthless peons...]--------

"..Oh, and it's not "newbies", it's "proles". Nothing wrong with being new to the game if you're not stuck in the working classes. Hey, if we're going to be elitist, may as well go the whole hog and refer to the idiots as a lower social rank..."

- Me, this quote repeated in Raptor17'ss sig.

"I'll continue using the word prole until the day I die simply because it's a damn sight superior a term to newbie." - Talen.

"He's not a prole, but proles look up to him." - Dreadite.
"You're the Prole Messiah" - Talen.
"I've named you the Prole King" - .
"Cat-Gonk makes you peons" - Mouf.


------[teh click]------

People of note:

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NewHaights, for the constant love and abuse.

Talen, for all the happy happy hentai, being one of the few people online that can actually take a joke, the Pidgeot (teh 1337 8Ird) and the Evil Jumpluff Cheer Dance <dance> <dance> <dance>.

for being, as far as we know, the first person on the Circuit to recieve oral sex and play Pokemon at the same time.

Jedah, well, okay, not him, filthy Pom...

TD, for being the only other confirmed member (ie, an Electrode fan who came out of the closet) of "OPIUM", the Organization for the Persecution and Immolation of Unholy Magneton (sounds a damn sight better than BBB, yes?).

Lynn, for being the butt of my jokes, as usual.

Automaton, for being such an excellent training partner and helping me kick the proles into line on GameFAQs.

Darryn, for using his mystical powers of non-heterosexual h0rax to screw with TPM's forum.

Jenova, for having some dirty secret that concerns me, that Psybro knows, that he can't tell me under pain of death but has apparently forgotten anyway.

Kruton for using my [PW!] logo on his page, it's been sitting around for years...

LugiaStorm for defying the odds and renoucing his TPM roots.

Continue, I'd sum up his 1337ness here but conveying it in binary digits doesn't do it anywhere near enough justice.

NeoSyrex for making Quagsire work, as well as giving me the idea of Curse and DT to rape the GSbot metagame long before Fanny even thought of programming it.

RainDance for taking a Furret into Sneak3..and raping with it.

Clan High Velocity for giving me something to work towards, heh, I still suck hard at CS but at least I've got people across the world to play it with.

Mewtwo Sama, for the Backstreet Boys to Ramones C/P post.

StarCaliber, though I can_own_his_ass_at Minigolf any fucking day, any fucking week :p

Anyone from Pojo who came over to AH after I SPNAKed the mods.

Jumpman16, as he won't stop fighting an argument with intelligence even long after his opponents have given up any trace of coherence.

Mouf.

Zerot, as I managed to frag him once even with a 500 ping (admittedly due to camping with a MP5..but at 500 ping you have difficulty trying to walk through doors).

------[bzzt. game over. you lose.]--------

Andrusi shouldn't be in here, I'll leave his filthy Magneton-powered-vibrator-filled ass out of my sig until he comes around to the CORRECT way of thinking.

Also, Simyn gets voted off the cool list, as he's a pansy who'd rather write as opposed to playing the best game in the world AND HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON HIS AGNP ROOTS.

Dreadite isn't going to be in here either, as the bitch didn't IM me the whole time I was online during my winter break.

Same with Pokecapn, who's left AGNP and returned more times than I care to remember, and who SIMPLY COULDN'T HANDLE THE WILD BOYOS WHOMPING HIS MEWTWO TEAM ON PBS. Oh, what's that? DEAD MEWTWO? GOT KILLED BY AN AMNESIA SNORLAX gg.

And while I'm here, I might as well mention that Karnivax (AKA Velox) has no chance whatsoever of getting into the above section because, even though he is a good writer, he sucks, he sucks hard, and he damn well knows it :P :P :P >=D

Fish, though one day he might somehow manage to wipe the coke from his nose and untie his mother.

Charmeleon411 doesn't deserve a mention in this sig because he's such a fucking prole, and I know he's reading this as well. Same goes for Justin, who gets mentioned in the same paragraph as Charmeleon411 due to having his cock inserted so deep into Charmeleon411's ass that I can't tell where one starts and one begins.

Rolken misses out on his spot in the sun for trying to start shit with me for, what, about a week? His SN rhymes with "prole" for crying out loud..

Anyone who has ever called anyone "baka" or ended a question with "ne?" and wasn't speaking to a Japanese person or is Japanese.

LavosPhoenix and Face, well, the rest of the sig speaks for itself..

------[run the only way you know how]--------

SPNAKs declared on:

Pete The Man, AKA valaskalas (he_should_put a splint on it).
Jonathan Thomas, AKA Lynn Champlin (as if it takes effort).
LugiaStorm AKA JolteonStorm AKA CapnCunnilate, (more times than I care to remember).
All of Pojo (i'd provide links but they deleted all of the evidence in order to save face).
LavosPhoenix (OMFG HE CALLED ME A FAG HE'S A BIGOT)
Articuno64 (it's amazing what the @ does to people)
..countless other peons too numerous to mention.


------[the digital dominion]------

Websites.

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*[tH3 KitT 1iTt3r ><]:
http://catgonk.cjb.net

Who knows when it's going to get updated, I was meant to do it aeons ago. Geoshities killed the Goddish Shrine as it was subverting too many young and innocent minds with its plant-ridden filth. Maybe one day I'll fix it up and update it, maybe, heh, who am I kidding?


*[7vj|2L]:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/~jetblackvalias/

Gets updated pretty regularly, though why anyone would want to read about my life is a mystery in itself..


*[Zr hȡg|-|t$ Pk}|\/|n \Abr7ry]:
http://www.azureheights.com

Yeah. Fuck yeah.


*[7he G@rDiN G|\|d hR]: http://www.classicgaming.com/shmups/guardianlegend/index.html

One of the best, if not the best console shooters around.


*[Pk}|\/|n d@71Y]:
http://www.pokedaily.com

I don't really post here much anymore (Australia doesn't get along with f2s's horrible speed very well at all, even with cable), but it's still a cool board, if quiet, and if run from f2s and therefore slow as hell.


------[these go first]------

X-Tags, new and improved.

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X-Disclaimer: Yes, I know I'm ripping Marcus off.
X-People-Who-Have-Ganked-These: NH, Kruton..
X-Newsreader: Forte Agent.
X-Bottled: Cat-Gonk.
X-Killer-Of-IRC-Admins: Cat-Gonk
X-Ancient-Egyptian: Cat-Gonk.
X-South-Sea: Cat-Gonk.
X-Strawberry-Flavoured-Fast-Acting: Cat-Gonk.
X-Kirov-Enhanced: Cat-Gonk.
X-Daemon-Prince: Cat-Gonk
X-Mobile-Suit: Cat-Gonk.
X-Complaints-To: skruffbuff@aol.com
X-Psudonyms: Tourmaline Prophet, Novaa Valias Starr, JetBlackValias.
X-Pokewars-Characters: Felix Charlesson, Kirsty Williams, Tick Sequiro, Night Shade, Samuraichu, Leon Charlesson, Theore Jann.
X-ISP: Tartarus.
X-Fucking-Expensive: Tartarus.
X-Send-Here-And-Burn: gjani@upnaway.com
X-Favourite-GBC-Game: Pokemon (as if you need me to tell you that).
X-Justification: Absorbing and lots of fun with friends.
X-Favourite-NES-Game: The Guardian Legend.
X-Justification: RPG with guns. Switches over to Gradius-type fight scenes, and features a chick that's part spaceship.
X-Favourite-SNES-Game-1: Terranigma.
X-Justification: First and only game I lost sleep over.
X-Favourite-SNES-Game-2: Lufia 2
X-Justification: Long, lots to do (If you can beat the Hidden Dungeon then you're a GOD), and a kick-ass soundtrack.
X-Favourite-N64-Game-Excluding-Pokemon-Stadium-1: Bomberman 64.
X-Justification: Oozes style and depth.
X-Favourite-N64-Game-Excluding-Pokemon-Stadium-2: Super Smash Brothers
X-Justification: Heaps fun in multiplayer.
X-Favourite-Arcade-Game-1: Point Blank.
X-Justification: BOOYAH.
X-Favourite-Arcade-Game-2: Raiden.
X-Justification: Fucking difficult, fucking addictive, and the UWA Student study diversion of choice.
X-Favourite-PC-Game-1: Counterstrike
X-Justification: Steyr Scout = Man's Weapon.
X-Favourite-PC-Game-2: Abuse.
X-Justification: Shoot stuff. Lots of it.
X-I-Am-Unbeatable: q3dm13
X-GodStick: Shotgun
X-OMG-RAILGUN-CAMPING-FAG-*FWOOSH*-*SPLAT*-*IMPRESSIVE*: q3dm17
X-Current-CD: Horrorscope- Eve6.
X-Favorite-CD: Harlem World- Ma$e.
X-Favourite-Book: "Quest of The Three Worlds" - Cordwainer Smith .
X-Favourite-Play: "The Crucible" - Arthur Miller.
X-Favourite-Graphic-Novel: Return of the Condor Heroes- Luis Cha/Wee Tian Beng.
X-Comics-Of-Choice: Transmetropolitan, JtHM.
X-Should-Never-Have-Been-Axed-From-TV: Millenium.
X-Favourite-Movie: Strange Days.
X-Favourite-Feature-Length-Anime: Ghost In The Shell.
X-Favourite-Anime-Series: Evangelion.
X-Have-You-Seen-Me?-1: Pete The Man - delusions of being a Viking Ninja, openly announced that he had a broken penis.. - have you seen me?
X-Have-You-Seen-Me?-2: Jaxel - egotistical, "surrendered" AGNP, used to have a website.. - have you seen me?
X-Have-You-Seen-Me?-3: Ian Garvey AKA EeveeTrainer, banned from AH for excessive proletarianism, backed over by the ugly front end loader, was taught how to jack off in a chatroom.. - have you seen me?
X-Have-You-Seen-Me?-4: supervegeta6, Pojo mod, locks posts as soon as he replies to them - have you seen me?...locked.
X-Have-You-Seen-Me?-5: Hedwig06, Pojo mod, is happy with self-inflicted SPNAK as long as he can have the last word, locks topics before you can reply to them, quit Pojo after having the shit kicked out of him by the wild boys from AH.. - have you seen me?
X-Have-You-Seen-Me?-6: LavosPheonix, #pokebattle op, so afraid of Cat-Gonk entering the #pokebattle room when he got back from college that be banned him four months in advance, claims to be bisexual and takes offense to "faggot" but doesn't mind using it as an insult on other people, almost got driven to suicide by yours truly.. - have you seen me?
X-Weekly-Dosage-Of-Real-Porn: http://www.persiankitty.com
X-I-Can-Dream-Can't-I?-1: Mandy Moore (YEAH, FUCK YEAH).
X-I-Can-Dream-Can't-I?-2: Ami Mizuno.
X-I-Can-Dream-Can't-I?-3: M2M (both of them).
X-I-Can-Dream-Can't-I?-4: Joy Enrique.
X-I-Can-Dream-Can't-I?-5: Jumpman (I've already had Simyn).
X-I-Can-Dream-Can't-I?-6: Jessica Alba (she does_not_look "used"..)
X-I-Can-Dream-Can't-I?-7: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (they are legal, after all)
X-I-Can-Dream-Can't-I?-8: Allison Hannigan (omfg)
X-Would-Have-Killed-Me-If-I-Had-Made-Any-More-Jokes-About-Her-Now-Ex-Boyfriend's-SN: Jigglywobble.
X-Asked-Me-To-Bring-The-Above-Line-Up-To-Speed-With-Current-Events:
X-Scanned-Her-Breasts: Pikacharma.
X-Scanned-Her-Breasts-FOR-ME: Pikacharma.
X-Scanned-Her-Breasts-FOR-ME-DESPITE-HER-MAN-CATCHING-HER-IN-THE-ACT-AND-FORCING-HER-TO-PUT-THEM-ON-REALLY-REALLY-LOW-RES: Pikacharma.
X-Scanned-Her-Breasts-FOR-ME-DESPITE-HER-MAN-CATCHING-HER-IN-THE-ACT-AND-FORCING-HER-TO-PUT-THEM-ON-REALLY-REALLY-LOW-RES-AND-DIDN'T-SEND-THEM-TO--EVEN-THOUGH-HE-PUT-THE-IDEA-INTO-HER-HEAD: Pikacharma.
X-DOES-NOT-HAVE-A-SCAN-OF-PIKACHARMA'S-RACK:
X-Has-Two-Lucky-Eggs:
X-Has-Two-Lucky-Eggs-Instead-Of-Pikacharma's-Two-Funbags:
X-Prefers-Two-Lucky-Eggs-Instead-Of-Pikacharma's-Two-Funbags:
X-Vanished-Into-Thin-Air: Pikacharma.
X-Vanished-Into-Thin-Air-Then-Returned: Pikacharma.
X-Sent-Better-Quality-Tit-Scan: Pikacharma.
X-Sent-Better-Quality-Tit-Scan-And-Then-Put-It-Up-On-Azure-Heights: Pikacharma.
X-Now-Needs-A-Scan-Of-Pikablade's-Breasts-To-Use-As-His-Claim-To-Fame: Cat-Gonk.
X-Was-In-My-PW-Lemon: Christine Flye.
X-O-M-G-It's-Meatloaf: Dreadite.
X-Long-Lost-Hanson-Brother: Dreadite.
X-Insert-Spider-Pic-Here: K Mouf.
X-Scouted-Pornbot: K Mouf.
X-Scouted-Pornbot-At-Least-Four-Times: K Mouf.
X-Scouted-Pornbot-At-Least-Four-Times-And-Now-Pornbot-Denies-That-It-Ever-Happened: K Mouf.
X-Wah-Wah-Wah-I-Got-Shot-In-The-Head: Pornbot.
X-Banned-From-Two-Servers: Pornbot.
X-Actually-Played-Pokemon: Pornbot.
X-Was-Once-Known-As-Rocket's-Zapdos: Pornbot.
X-Said-"Now-We-Know-Who-The-Better-Clan-Is"-Referring-To-UBER-Even-After-Getting-Ass-Fucked-By-Jumpman16-And-Mouf: Pornbot.
X-Pretty-Fly-For-A-White-Guy: K Mouf.
X-Pretty-Fly-For-A-White-Guy-Well-Not-Really: K Mouf.
X-Not-Exactly-Fly-For-A-White-Guy-But-At-Least-He-Tried: K Mouf.
X-Pretty-Fly-For-A-White-Oh-Wait-He's-A-Sand-Nigger: K Mouf.
X-Ass-Rapist-Of-The-Year-2001: Dunsparce.
X-PCP-Death-Squad: Smoochum, Magby and Azumarrill.
X-Marry-Me-1: Jumpman16.
X-Marry-Me-2: StarCaliber.
X-I'd-Like-To-Flame-Cat-Gonk-But-I-Suck-So-I'll-Ape-LugiaStorm: Rolken.
X-May-Actually-Be-Rather-Smart-But-Hides-It-Well: Rolken
X-I'd-Like-To-Flame-Cat-Gonk-But-I-Suck-So-I'll-Ape-Pornbot: Charmeleon411.
X-Loses-By-Default: Face
X-Left-Azure-Heights: Face
X-Really-Left-Azure-Heights: Face
X-REALLY-LEAVING-AZURE-HEIGHTS-THIS-TIME-FOR-SURE: Face
X-Fucking-Creationist-Prole: Face
X-Considers-Himself-Above-Responding-To-A-Rebuttal: Face
X-Best-Source-Of-Pokemon-Information-Ever: http://www.azureheights.com
X-Best-Minds-Of-AGNP-Work-For: http://www.azureheights.com
X-Endorsed-By-Anyone-Not-From-TPM: http://www.azureheights.com
X-Sadly-Contains-MK: http://www.azureheights.com
X-Rather-Shit-Pic-Of-Me-But-I'm-Still-Better-Looking-Than-You: http://catgonk.cjb.net/gonked_up_the_goat_ass.jpg
X-Standard-of-Computer: Goatsefied.
X-Goatsefied: http://www.goatse.cx
X-Kewlest-Thing-Ever: Wind-up Shellder.
X-Best-SSB-Character: Purin.
X-Will-Kick-Your-Ass: Purin.
X-Beats-The-Hand-Easily: Purin.
X-Will-Destroy-Mario-Any-Day-Of-The-Week: Purin.
X-Deserved-To-Be-In-Kirby-64: Purin.
X-Favourite-Pokemon: Oddish.
X-Least-Favourite-Pokemon: Lapras.
X-O-M-G-IT'S-A-FUCKING-CHEERLEADER: Jumpluff.
X-Freckhead: Pojo Mods...locked.
X-Plea: Give me a modem and all-day Net access. Please. I fucking hate the college connection even though it's through a LAN and therefore fast as lightning.
X-Give-Me: pr0n.
X-b0rked: Pete The Man's Penis.
X-b0rked-So-Much-That-It-Can't-Be-Measured-With-A-Straight-Edge: Pete The Man's Penis.
X-b0rked-But-Not-Nearly-As-Much-As-Pete-The-Man's-Penis: My sound card.
X-Bisexual: LavosPheonix
X-Bisexual-And-Takes-Offense-At-Anyone-Reminding-Him-Of-That: LavosPhoenix
X-Put-The-Rope-Around-His-Neck-Because-Cat-Gonk-Was-Harassing-Him-About-Something-That-Was-Related-To-Pokemon: LavosPhoenix
X-Biggest-Sig-In-AGNP: Micro's, but only b/c it's got both of mine in it.
X-Sig-That-Mocks-Basically-Everyone-Everywhere: This one.
X-Quote-1: "Your strategies are flawed and very beatable" - Flying Destiny.
X-Quote-2: ":\ and ur supposed to be the mod around here?" - Rune666.
X-Quote-3: "I thought Tobybro had Psychic." - Nathan.
X-Quote-4: "Whatever dude, I'll beat you anytime, not to boast." - IRHP.
X-Quote-5: "Well, we've all made a big deal about Gonk entering, do we get to return to our meaningless lives now?" - Shrimpy.
X-Quote-6: "You're the Prole Messiah" - Talen.
X-Quote-7: "I always find it funny when people talk down to Cat-Gonk" - MewtwoSama.
X-Best-Holiday-Destination-1: Singapore
X-Best-Holiday-Destination-2: Japan
X-Worst-Holiday-Destination-1: Hong Kong (don't leave the airport/hotel unless you speak Cantonese, and even then have a blunt object handy for taxi drivers).
X-Worst-Holiday-Destination-2: Belgium (fuck that).

------[all i want is a friend]------

Contact details:

*[@M]: CatGonk, CAT GO nk, CAT g ON k (yes, they're all the same)
*[iRC]: Tourmaline, JetBlackValias, Chrysoberyl, Kiyomi_Shinfuji
*[/cQ]: 83851495
*[c|\|73r$tRK]: blk.valias, blk[bug], blk.elite


------[alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.quotaabble]------

Best of AGNP.

------

"I have two Lucky Eggs."

- , on more occasions than I care to rreemember.

------

"Yep, it was finally on in the UK today...

"Who's That Pokemon?"

<adverts>

"It's Wobbuffet!"

"Wob."

PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK PLONK.

Actual Soonansu episode tomorrow. To quote Gourry of Slayers: "I think I might die."."

- Jedah.

------

"Either I'm just a bit too geeky, or you've been reading too much of my fanfiction."

- William Rendfeld.

"Yeah, I guess one fic was a bit much."

- Karnivax.

------

"Basically it went:

Dread: AH is full of proles these days is it?
: Yeah, but what do you expect? I mean, CG is respected there and he's basically the Prole God so they all flock to it as the Holy Mecca as if it would somehow elevate them above normal Proledom, and then THEY ACT AS IF THEY HAVE BEEN.

Okay, I'm enhancing what I said, but I probably would've rambled on that much if I knew I was going to be quoted."

- , explaining the origins of the Prole God quote.

------

"Mewtwo isn't an omni-Pokmon anymore."

- Turkeyphant.

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"I must stop discovering things on the net, just to see if other people still find things two weeks later."

- Micro.

------

"click here to add 6 inches to your cock"

- Spam posted to AGNP.

"My rooster already has platform shoes, thank you."

- NewHaights

"On mine, 6 inches is barely significant.

Of course, on 's, 6 inches is a rounding error."

- Andrusi

(I'd have replied with something about a certain BROKEN WANG if it had said 6"3....).

------

"Hmmm...I've commented before on how your characters have an abundance of special powers. But I wonder if Echowarrior or any of your other billions of doppelgangers have your superhuman power to miss the point completely?"

- Karnivax.

"Not to my knowledge."

- William Rendfeld.

------

"Damnit, why do I rely on Conan for world news? All I know about International Politics is that Anna Kournikova has got the boobies."

- Rob.

------


"Today my pokemon team is doing very well Marril is splashy as always, Cyndaquil is full of fire, Totodile is inching 4 a battle, Noctowl is strecthing, Heracross is drinking sap as always and Chikorita is a slpeep."

- MECHADRAGON2, that was the entire messssage...

------

"What games are the following characters from?

Marth
Roy
Ice Climbers
Mr. Game & Watch
Ness
Fox & Falco

And what game is the Hyrule Temple from? Zelda?"

- Jolly Trolly, AFDer.

------

"TWO LOCATIONS!!! MORE PROLIFIC THAN MCDONALDS!!"

-

------

"We all know that Americans have an affinity for all things Japanese. Anime and manga featuring giant robots and super-powered lesbian schoolgirls fly off our shelves. The insect-like buzz of Mitsubishi motorcycles fills our highways. Hibachi restaurants boasting crack teams of wildly shouting samurai chefs have invaded our strip-malls.

As it turns out, this goes both ways. To the Japanese, American stuff is trendy! They read Mike Mignola's "Hellboy!" They drive Harleys! They eat Quarter Pounders! (Well, they don't call them that. They call them something like "SUPREME HAPPY LIFE-FORM PATTY! FOR ULTIMATE PLEASURE OF MANHOOD!" But that's just because of the metric system.)

But as usual, the Japanese have one-upped us. They take their foreign fascination to the next level by actually speaking the language of Americans.

And when they can't, they still try their damnedest.

I'm sure you've all experienced this phenomenon. You're listening to the latest quirky J-Pop song, entitled "Hyakugojyuuichi!!!" or whatever. You're basking in a language you don't understand. When suddenly, you notice a lapse into English. It might be one word, like "Engine!" Or it might be an entire phrase, like "How's your mouth rolling today?" One thing is clear: it almost always is of a charmingly broken English.

Now one has to wonder how this trend got started. They certainly didn't pick up that poorly-translated-foreign-phrases-in-pop-music trend from us. When was the last time you heard Fred Durst shout "Mannaggia la miseria (damn to the misery)?" I can only conclude that the Japanese are big fans of Better than Ezra, because one of their song titles is "Je Ne M'en Souviens Pas" which, according to good old FreeTranslation.com, means "I Not Myself in Remember Not."

Another trend, closely related to this, occurs in anime. Here in the U.S., animated series usually have clever episode titles like "A Stick-y Situation!" or "The One Where Cute Lesbians Kiss in a Drunken Attempt to Boost Ratings." But the Japanese animators have a very special way of coming up with episode titles which you, too, can use if you're ever hired as an Animated Series Episode Titling Specialist. First, think of a sound-effect word, then capitalize it. Follow that up with a noun phrase that may or may not actually relate to the episode in any way. (Proper grammar is optional.) Sprinkle on some random exclamation points, and voila! It's as easy as Courtney Love! You can amuse yourselves for hours with this formula. Lord knows we at the Super Rad did:

"BLAMMO! The Super Cool Attack What Always Wins!"

"NERF! Octopus Lends a Helping Hands!"

"INFLATE! Bruno the Kid to the Rescue and Back!"

"SCAB! German Children Die in Sewer!"

Whoo-hoo! Wasn't that fun, kiddies?

Now, just to show I'm not a totally xenophobic bastard, I'd like to make a quick mention of the precious few American souls who take it upon themselves to understand the Japanese language. These are the people who wantonly attach "-chan" or "-sama" to other people's names without even knowing the proper use for such suffixes (suffices?). These are the online fangirls who gush about how Pikachu is "kawaii! ^_^". These are the mallrats who will only buy anime subtitled because "the Japanese voices are just better." God bless them all.

No wait, what am I talking about? They suck! Those fudgepackers deserve to have their genitals dipped in honey and chewed apart by fleas while Danny DeVito (as the Penguin) gives them enemas with an umbrella!

I leave you with that vivid mental image.

So, in conclusion, monkeys are funny, aren't they?"

- Karnivax, "On the Japanese, and Englishh"

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"There's a curent alliance between the BBB and WAM, y'know. ;p And while Gonk may shield you, he has not the willpower to resist hentai!"

- Talen.

"Hell, who does?" - Turkeyphant.
"I do." - Talen.
"Teach me your secret..." - Turkeyphant.

"Draw it for a month. It loses its appeal.

That didn't keep me from drawing a rather explicit lesbian hentai pic
in church today, though."

- Talen.

Karnivax: Hmm...reading over your sig, I have this sudden urge to draw lesbian hentai.
CatGonk: Good
CatGonk: That can only be a good thing.

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"If you enter the correct gameshark code, Professor Oak will let you into a room with HM10 - Drive. This allows any pokemon to move the truck by the SS.Anne and receive Pikamew."

- TD.

"... you're terrible Muriel ..."

- long_b.

-------

"You know, if I didn't have to work on my final for my HTML class this weekend, I'd totally go to a club in San Francisco and try and get people to do the Happy Furret Dance.

I wouldn't tell them what "HFD" means, because they'd think its more
interesting not knowing."

- Kruton

------

"Raichu = Fat Rat.
Azumarill = Phat Rat."

-

------

"WHERE'S THE BLOODY LEMON?!"

- Fenix, to me, repeatedly.

"The sweet, overripe yellow citrus rolled merrily on its way. It had
been rolling for quite some time, longer than its kind usually do after falling from their tree, but this one landed just so on a downhill slope from very high up, and things went right from there. It was a bit battered and bruised from its long travel, but this was a good thing for it, since the hits allowed it to squeeze and squirt out its seeds, which was its purpose in life. At the moment, all but one of its seeds was planted, and it was but a few bumps away from being among the most fulfilled of its kind in history.

This fruit, without a care in the world, might have wanted to see where it was going had it had a mind to. Fortunately, it did not care, since it had no eyes. Thus, it could not see when it rolled into a slaughterhouse. It had no ears, too, so the screams of the meat as it was processed went unheard.

"Hey! Lemme out of here!"

Nor were the screams of the meat's friend. "Why are you doing this,
Entei?"

Ditto the guardian beast, as it stood in front of the void-eyed redhead its masters had possessed. "You heard her wish as well as I. She wished to be close to him for the rest of her life. His tissues will merge with her through her stomach."

"She didn't mean she wanted to *eat* him! Well, not that way,
anyway..."

Not that it mattered. The fruit's final seed found a home in a puddle of iron-rich red liquid, with a composition very similar to salt water."

- Adrian Tymes, in reply.

"Well... I would say: "That left a sour taste in my mouth"... But, everyone would probably throw rocks at me..."

- Kruton, in reply.

------

"What they said:

"The game is used but in perfect condition. "

What they meant:

"The front half of the cartridge is in perfect condition. We took the back half off and replaced it with some other game back, and didn't think you'd notice. Even though Pokemon Stadium 2 is quite obviously a GOLD cartridge and cutting it in half like that is kinda glaring. Doubly so since the registration codes on the front label and back cartridge half don't match."

"The game is used. We didn't even bother to wipe off the saved data. But the previous owner only got to the Olivine Gym anyway. Haha, they suck."

Oh well, Stadium 2 is a pretty good reference tool, and I got it half price...although I coulda bought the Japanese one, new, for the same...

Now to try and find out which cart the back is. Dated '96-97, so presumably something around the time of Starfox."

- Jedah, A WINNER IS HIM but let's see iif anyone actually spots his mistake..

------

"The dog is sitting here looking at me funny
Maybe it's because she is psychic and she knows I'm telling her in my head that she should get a REAL bark. Silly little fluff ball that she is."

- Alex AKA Jigglywobble.

------

"Then there's the Playstation, but I hope they bring out a sequel because I'd really like to have my anti-aliasing shot to hell, have old games rehashed into a slightly better format, shitty DVD compatibility and games that have worse graphics than stuff on the Playstation released onto it.

Oh, and not to forget Sony's brand of 'pop cool' advertising where they don't bother to explain anything and imagine we really care enough to hunt the product down and find out, or they make two minute ads in which they reuse quite a bit of the animation (Elimination) - Or show fight sequences from a game and fluff the moves (The Bouncer)"

- .

------

"I think it'd be a good trick to try and sneak a "Nutty
Snake Can" through airport security. The springs in
the snakes would set off the metal detector, and they'd
ask me what was in the can. I'd answer, "Nuts!" and
they would reply, "'Nuts' is right! We just caught you
trying to smuggle a weapon on board, didn't we? DIDN'T
WE?!?" Then they'd open the can to see what was inside,
and, POP! the snakes would fly out. For a split second,
they'd probably think it was a bomb or something, but
afterwards they'd realize it was just a prank and be
amused by their own paranoia and tendency to overreact."

- Spawn.

------

"And I do find it disturbing how my boyfriend has 15gb of porn on his
computer O.o

I do think that's just a little unhealthy really.
I mean, 15gb...c'mon."

- Alex AKA Jigglywobble.

------

"Does anyone else live in constant fear that they actually know Kruton in real life and consider him normal?"

- Stephan Allun.

------

"Kicking a kitten...a grown man punting a kitten who was looking the other way...it was the bravest thing I've ever seen."
--Torg, Sluggy Freelance

- Taken from Karnivax's sig.

------

"AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE? IS SEPTEMBER LIKE A OVARY OVERLOAD SCREAMING "MUST GET BF!"?"

- Raven, on the number of his female frieends hooking up.

------

"..Since CatGonk has been gone for so long all the proles have stopped posting their teams so he can pat them on the head and say "Oh good boy".."

-

------

"hmm... I didn't know love was so squishy."

- Kruton.

"<_< >_>

And yet, people almost instantly caught onto a dirty connotation when I said Tentacruel's tentacles could be useful for performing many services.

People must have been asleep this weekend."

- Continue, in reply.

"Nah. Just...satiated. ^_^;"

- Adrian Tymes, in reply.

------[natural selection]------

Jen leaving.

------

"Any of you who were in the AGNP chat this evening know where this is coming from..

I'm leaving. Go ahead and cheer, I wore out my welcome a long time ago. I only stuck around this long to piss a few certain people off. I will continue to hang around the chat room to annoy those people, but I probably won't bother engaging in conversation. So... Whatever.

(snip farewells)

Those of you who I didn't address, I mean you no offense. Well, most of you."

- Jen.

------

"She added that last line for me. She wanted to offend me, but couldn't find the right words for it, so she did it that way."

- Andrusi.

------

"What a fucking SAD attempt to go out with dignity. Don't count on it, fatty. Last night you betrayed all of AGNP, the group that used to LOOK UP TO YOU. And the part that REALLY REALLY REALLY ticks me off is, no one would listen to me, no one would believe me about you. No one believed me that you had no morals, no sense of decency, that you were just a stupid, fat, FUCK.

I'm so infuriated that I can't type any more. I hope you have fun with your faggot friends in #afsm, and may you never cross my path again."

- Saber.

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"Fuck off, Jen. You won't be missed."

- Sux.

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"I'd tell you not to let the door hit your ass on the way out, but it's so huge that it'll have to hit it a few times just squeezing through the doorway."

- Nat.

------

"Good Fucking Riddance."

- Black Hole.

------

"Bye Shamu"

- Fenix.

------

"And with Jen, 27% of AGNP leaves."

- Jose.

------[nted, tilated..]------

Exerpts from "Argh bugger my curiosity :-("

------

"Hi peeps :-)

I'm playing Pokemon silver, I've beat all of the first 8 gyms, beat the Elite Four, and beat 3 of the Kanto Gyms, caught 100 pokemon, including Lugia, Mew and Celebi. Yesterday afternoon I decided to investigate the 'Rare Candy' gameshark code. It all seemed to work fine but now my Pack is f*cked :-(
At first I wasn't able to scroll down to 'Cancel' - not a big deal, however I realised that it had wiped some of my packs contents :-( Then I couldn't get rid of Rare Candy! So I went to my PC and deposited all my items. Now when I go to my Pack, I can scroll down 'past' cancel! If I keep going, Cancel appears a couple of times, and items which are in other pockets start appearing, plus other items I haven't found and some are just garble :-(
I was wondering if this has happened to anyone before and whether its
recoverable? I've already started the repetitive and boring task of
copying the Pokemon from my f*cked version to my Gold version so I can start a New Game on Silver. Sure I'm gonna have to get all the badges again but at least I can have all my Pokemon back! Does anyone think that its not worth it? Copying the Pokemon that is, should I just forget it and start over? I'm pretty dissapointed! I'd got really far and got loads of Pokemon! Damn my curiosity!

Thanks peeps :-)"

- Chris Flowers.

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"Cheaters never propser.

You fucking cheater."

- .

------

"Well seeing as your going to start hurling abuse at me (you know, the bit where you call me a 'fucking cheater') then I may as well retaliate :-) Where in that whole paragraph, did I once ask for your opinion on my character, nowhere, so piss off you fuck wit."

- Chris Flowers.

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"Sorry, I guess I just don't require your permission to tell you what a fucking whining retard you are.

"Oh boo hoo, I did something I knew very well would fuck up my game, *cries* can someone please tell me how I can minimise the damage I did?"

You get the fuck out of my newsgroup before you even begin thinking you can expect me to piss off turdnuts."

- .

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"
> Sorry, I guess I just don't require your permission to tell you what
> a fucking whining retard you are.

Talk about calling the kettle black :-)

> "Oh boo hoo, I did something I knew very well would fuck up my game,
> *cries* can someone please tell me how I can minimise the damage I
> did?"

Yeah whatever!
A) I didn't know it was gonna fuck up my game
B) It doesn't fuck up your game if you do it right
C) Shut up dick weed :-)

> You get the fuck out of my newsgroup before you even begin thinking
> you can expect me to piss off turdnuts.

Well there we have it, the beauty of the Internet and the Newsgroups -
Freedom! I'm staying, and I couldn't give two fucks whether you created this newsgroup or not, I'll carry this on as long as you want shagwit. Oh, and just try and complain to my ISP for using fowl language at you - I think you'll find you started the abuse :-p

Anyway, I'd like to put something in the defense of those who use Gameshark carts. Its true that if used incorrectly, it can fuck your game save up. It should be used properly, and make sure all the instructions and warnings are read fully. People like our abusive friend here just have a one sided opinion on people who use cheats, this is not the only way of looking at it. Especially where the Pokemon games are considered. The only official way to get Pokemon like Mew or Celebi is to get them from Nintendo when they do their tours - well not everyone lives in the US or Japan where the tours are more frequent. I myself live in the UK, I've not ever heard of these tours to visit the UK yet - if they have then they weren't very well advertised. Even still, there are others who may never get them in their country, the smaller countries. This is where the gameshark comes into use, it gives others the chance to get them when it looked like they may never. Its not just about gaining a wining edge over your opponent or the game. I happened to be using the Rare Candy cheat to evolve one of my Pokemon - sure I could've just worked my way to the evolution but I didn't, I wanted to get it sooner, it doesn't make me a bad person because of it - well not in my eyes, only in yours.

Antoher way of looking at it is this, the Gameshark gives you the ability to tinker with your game. People have always loved tinkering with things, whether it be opening up electrical appliances, downloading tones & icons to your phone, experimenting with DivX, upgrading your PC - whatever, people love doing it and sometimes regardless of the risks which may be involved. Its because people love to have a sense of adventure.I'd like to ask whether you'd be against using the Flash Cables and Carts? Because if you are, I bet the first thing you'd think is that people are using it to download copyright ROMS and play them. Well this isn't true for everyone - personally I don't own one, I'm thinking of geting oen for the GBA, but not because I want to pirate games, I want to be able to backup my saves so that if anything does happen i.e. geting corrupt saves, broken cart etc. then I can revert back to my save.

Bottom line - I couldn't care less what you think or what you want to call me because I've used the Gameshark. So what! I'll even add that I've restarted my Silver game and am now using the infinite master ball and the infinite rare candy cheat to get back to where I was as quick as possible.

So forget it, I'm not bothered about what you previous judgement on me was - I couldn't care less. But if your so high and mighty, if your gonna carry this on, make petty remarks and hurl abuse at me - then I'm ready, I'll give back as much as your gonna dish. If this is the kind of newsgroup you hoped for then go for it.

So its down to you.

- Chris Flowers.

------

"> Talk about calling the kettle black :-)

I wasn't whining at any point.
Talk about a fucking useless metaphor."

> Yeah whatever!
> A) I didn't know it was gonna fuck up my game

I don't personally own a Gameshark, but I do believe that the documentation tells you clearly that changing the programming of a game is going to produce unwanted effects.

> B) It doesn't fuck up your game if you do it right

So you're not only a cheater, you are incompetant, is that what you are saying?

> C) Shut up dick weed :-)

:)

> > You get the fuck out of my newsgroup before you even begin thinking
> > upi can expect me to piss off turdnuts.
>
> Well there we have it, the beauty of the Internet and the Newsgroups -
> Freedom! I'm staying, and I couldn't give two fucks whether you
> created this newsgroup or not, I'll carry this on as long as you want
> shagwit.
> Oh, and just try and complain to my ISP for using fowl language at
> you - I think you'll find you started the abuse :-p

Yeah, like I look like someone who would report you even if you mail bombed me.

> Antoher way of looking at it is this, the Gameshark gives you the
> ability to tinker with your game.

Yeah, I can imagine how Uber-1337 I would be if I altered all my tanks in Red Alert to look like bouncing bunnies that couldn't be killed.

> People have always loved tinkering with things, whether it be
>opening up electrical appliances, downloading tones & icons to your
>phone, experimenting with DivX, upgrading your PC - whatever, people
>love doing it and sometimes regardless of the risks which may be
>involved.

Like fucking your game up.

> So forget it, I'm not bothered about what you previous judgement on
> me was - I couldn't care less.

And that explains this huge treatise how?

> But if your so high and mighty, if your gonna
> carry this on, make petty remarks and hurl abuse at me - then I'm
> ready, I'll give back as much as your gonna dish. If this is the
> kind of newsgroup you hoped for then go for it.

Yay! ^_^

> So its down to you.

It's up yours."

- .

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"You used a Gameshark on Silver, and it corrupted the cart. You're
now asking whether you should use it on Gold to restart Silver?"

- Steffan.

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"I'm sorry if this all sounds a bit harsh on you, but I'm geting so sick of peoples attitudes on the newsgroups and I'm talking about any newsgroup! Why asking for someones opinion or asking a question is so bad that people have to start geting abusive - why? Whats the point? (BTW I'm not talking about you, you personally weren't using abusive language - that was some other pathetic loser)."

- Chris Flowers.

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"
> I'm sorry if this all sounds a bit harsh on you, but I'm geting so
> sick of peoples attitudes on the newsgroups and I'm talking about any
> newsgroup!

Maybe people would be more forgiving if they didn't have to deal with
someone who has problems with fundamental concepts such as
Fucking with cart = Trouble

> Why asking for someones opinion or asking a question is so bad that
> people have to start geting abusive - why? Whats the point?

Because losers like you are so sensitive it's almost delicious.

> (BTW I'm not talking about you, you personally weren't using abusive
> language - that was some other pathetic loser).

Oh! Burnt am I!
Fucking cheater, reap what you sow and choke on it."

- .

-----[silly simper, trix are for kids]-------

Best of alt.fan.digimon (note that I stopped updating this section ages ago as I didn't feel that a bunch of coked-up kids were worthy of my bandwidth).

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"oh. well i had a nasty dream last night... wanna know what it was about?

i fucked the hell out of Riana..."

- Jennifer Ringley

"And you were the one asking me to stop the flow of Digimon hentai..

Embrace the Gonk Side."

- Me.

"wtf is the "Gonk Side?". " - Jennifer Ringley

"8-)" - Dima.

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ChampthomOfTGP: Um Dima....I know this sounds odd but wish to join forces with me in my evil alliance of people AGNP hate and since I can't find Dani, you'll have to do.

- Posted by Dima.

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"I didn't mention Jen. You must have Jen on the brain." - Tech.

"It's hard not to when she's the cause of every eclipse in recent history" - Fenix.

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"Some people can't accept reality for what it is..."

- Simper (read my old sig if you don't gget it).

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"One day, someone decided to whine about being sick.

On that same day, someone decided to tell them to stop whining.

Somehow, AFD thought that person #2 wanted attention and sympathy. Is everyone really that stupid?"

- Jose.

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"Al Gore didn't make the internet

CHAINEY DID"

- George "Dubbya" Bush.

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"Der Totenwachter: You can insult me & those, but NEVER EVER insult the writing talents of someone like Thomas Conner[Remember you're not
making good friends here, if you hate Digimon, than just leave. That
or learn to not to act like a jerk.]... "

- Fractyl.

"Kill aquired, Fenix?" - Me.

"Kill acquired, confirmed, and notched." - Fenix.

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"JT's "choking on pure evil" laugh is better than my "LadyDevimon being tickled to death" laugh." - Susan.

"As opposed to Susan's "choking on loads of cock"." - Fenix.

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"Welcome back! Everyone loves you, they just bury it under a mask of pure hatred and you know it!"

- Simper.

"I'm honestly suprised that FEnix hasn't replied to this one yet with a
comment about Simper's insecurities.

I'd do so myself, but Simper's so 1337 that I'd probably come out
worse.."

- Me.

"I'm pretty busy." - Fenix.

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"Simper is the combination of every MPD sufferer that's ever
existed, with the heterosexuality of Richard Simmons, the physical capabilities of Steven Hawking, and the intelligence of a very small rock."

- Fenix.

"Foony...At this rate people will know everything about you...Please stop..."

- Simper.

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"What is "Zerg Rush," and why is it giving you an orgasm? (Or have I
completely misinterpreted the sound you're making?)"

- Tech Weaver..and to think he was once oone of us..

------

"And I quote, from "Samurai Cat" on alt.look.at.me.i.am.a.fish:


" I find I must agree. any animal that will let a creature from a
different species strap a leather saddle on their back, so that they
may be ridden; and won't fend for it's self (in fact, works harder)
when struck by a whip; has some serious problems. even if the animal
attaching the saddle and using the crop is from the same species this
behavior is (I've been waiting for this) Damn Kinky."


8-)"

- Jolly Trolly.

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"Mailandnews sucks. It's slow, unweildy, and made me think the attempts had failed.

Again, I'm sorry for the inconvenience."

- Aaron Thall.


">It's slow, unweildy, and made me think the attempts >had
>failed.

Similar to your attempts at writing."

- Fenix.

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"I've decided to be a lot more kind to everyone so, I'll start by by
saying I do regret saying things I've said in the past and intend to do my part to make the world a better place."

- Simper.


"pardon me if whatever offensive statements alluded to above were carelessly marked "Read" on my end but, wtf are you talking about?

everything non-Digimon related coming from you so far, could simply be classified as "brain farts"..."

- Haruspex.


"Nice try.

You could at least have kissed ass for another page or so."

- Me.


"I did not try to do anything, I succeeded. I feel very sorry for you, being in the situation you're in. I suggest you just give up."

- Simper, in response.

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"HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I MAY BE A LITTLE SLOW IN FIGERING THINGS OUT AND I MAY NOT BE ABEL TO SPELL MOST THINGS RIGHT!!!!!! BUT FOR CRING OUT LOUD I AM NOT A HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL TAKE ANY INSULTS YOU CAN DISH OUT BUT CALLING ME A HER JUST WILL NOT FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY I'M TAKING ANTI-DEPRESSANTS!!!!!"

- Gatomon's Angel.

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"What Aaron says:

>Coming from a troll, that can only mean it was actually GOOD.
>Thanks, Fenix.

What Aaron means:

"Jeez oh man I need to boost my writing popularity. I know, I'll just use the resident troll as a scapegoat as an outlet for my creative failures. Then I'll kiss my own ass some more."

I'm surprised your hand hasn't fallen off from all the back-patting it's doing."

- Fenix.

------[taught him everything he knows]--------

Best of Fenix's One Liners (note, I stopped updating this after it became clear that it would overrun my entire sigfile)

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"Pata's brain is so damaged that his "insults" come out in short erratic spurts
- just like his spittle, flying over hiiss computer monitor."

"Simper, are you dumbing down your insults to co-incide with the continual dumbing down of Digimon or is it natural?"

"All DW Writers: "NO BAKA! *COMMITS SEPPUKKU*""

"You should forget about writing and return to your final frontier: square paper."

"Writing fanfiction is a lot easier than writing, I don't know, ORIGINAL CHARACTERS with, (this may be shocking to you, brace yourself) WITH ACTUAL PLOT."

""Der"...what the hell are you talking about? Calling me "the"?"

"I think this group should appreciate every stupid, moronic post they get. If this passes for on-topic, I am afraid for you."

"Dammit, I wish these "I wish I was Japanese but I'll just resort to whining about the dub" fanboys realized that these things aren't essential."

"I think Jaxel had better comebacks than you."

"Simper's comments amount to "NO, YOU ARE"."

"I think Boob's pretty depressed because the only pussy he's getting and ever going to get is the one he popped out of."

"Phantom makes idiotic post. Phantom returns to alt.fan.jessicaalba and continues to wank until his pimples implode and his eyes bleed and he turns seventy. He dies, no one cares."

"Great. Simper, say something other than "NO, YOU ARE". I think your AGNP "trolling", no wait, rather, your time with Cat-Gonk was more creative than this."

"Dima has been 10 for 3 years."

"You're female. Barely."

"No matter how much you kiss your own ass, it will never make your writing good."

------[preach it, brotha]------

Cat-Gonk: Telling It Like It Is.

------

As all AGNP vets know, Alex has been trying to be Asian for a very, very long time, and has so far failed so very, very miserably. After watching him prole about on AFD I felt the need to remind him of his pathetic existence and to inform everyone else of just how much of a bopper he is.

Here are the insults of mine that I could find:

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"I'm going to laugh if you go into a club, start busting out DDR moves and get knifed.

Especially if it's by an Asian as well (which over in Aust it probably would be, the internationals are fucking badasses), seeing that you're so desperately trying to be one.."

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>Trendy bandwagon hopper.

"This from someone who considers himself 1337 because he listens to
Speed (a bopper group if EVER I saw one) and types his SN in br0ked
Japanese. Remember, Nob had to ask you what "Shin Daitoryuu" was meant to mean."

"CG, I like you already. ;)" - Dima's reply to that post of mine

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>Snipping is gah.

Of course, you're WAY to 1337 for that, aren't you, Alex?

What with your taste for Japanese_pop_music (Pop is, by definition,
for teenyboppers), your hardkore mispelt Japanese name and the fact
that you're mentioning your Internet girlfriend in your SN....

------

The Counter (split into quotes):

---[him]---

"I am not trying to be Japanese, or of any other Asian race. I speak Spanish half of the time. Everything I watch on TV or listen to is in Spanish. I go out to eat, and it always happens to be a Mexican restaurant. I simply try to excel at Dance Dance Revolution, much like some AGNPers work hard at Pokemon. I played in Mexico, I got hooked, pretty much like every other Mexican teen that frequents malls or arcades and happens to play it.

I never tried to be "1337" or "hardcore". I never said I wasn't much like a teeny bopper. I used to talk quite a lot about teeny boppers, but stopped, then making a post in AGNP outlining how much of a teeny bopper I really am. So I like pop music? It's just as bad as AGNP and AGFF going around with its loads of metal and alternarock. Pop, accordng to dictionaries, is popular. Anything but classical music can be considered "pop".

Some people troll the groups, or harass certain individuals, but there's a big difference between them and you. They troll, that's all. On the other hand, you constantly glorify yourself over picking on small fries like Lynn or Dima."

---[me]---

"Thanks for throwing the Dima insult in there, but I haven't started on him yet has he's done nothing to piss me off.

Dude, I'm not exactly "trolling"...I HAVE made more on-topic posts
recently then you..."


---[him]---

"It's not an "overblown ego", I know what egos are, anyone in AFD knows what a damned ego is."

---[me]---

"I'd find a quote of you talking down to the newcomers to AGNP if I had the time."


---[him]---

"You could easily take it up with the Magneton fanboys, or the Soonansu freaks, or every little AFDer."

---[me]---

"I do take it up with the Magneton fanboys (I'm an Electrode fan, after all), and I am a Soonansu fan..."

---[him]---

"You could even take on respected AGNPers in their own right and flame them down, you've got the history and rep to do it."

---[me]---

"I did take it up with the "more respected" AGNPers (Fagulus and Jen
spring to mind), and apparently I fought Jose as well..."


---[him]---

"Go ahead though, pick on Lynn, rant on Dima, harass Carly, make half baked replies to my posts that earn the praise of lawn gnomes and perverts. It only shows how pathetic and weak you really are."

---[me]---

""I LISTEN TO SPEED I'M 1337".

Why do I get the feeling that I struck a nerve?"


---[him]---

And besides, anyone with half a brain knows DDR isn't real dancing, no player would dare go into a club and do any steps on the floor.

---[me]---

When did I say you had half a brain?


---[him]---

History repeats itself, this feels kind of like back in the day in AGNP, when I was the flamebait of everyone.

---[me]---

I used to stick up for you back then as well.

Remember, Alex, I STUCK UP FOR YOU because you NEEDED someone in your
corner.


---[zep, to alex]---

"First of all, STFU. Secondly, I remember you posting about how you have your share of wins against all the arguments here. Well look around and look at the people you're having those arguments with. The same people you say CG mows down, you apply the same behavior to them. Stop being such a fucking hypocrite. By the way, you try too hard to not care and to be an individual, it's so blatantly obvious it's sickening."


---[simper, to alex]---

"Shut up."

------[he just doesn't get it, or does hhe?]------

Cat-Gonk's Tribute to Sniper Z.

You can find his replies on Deja, if you must, but I think I've quoted all the good bits anyway.

---[me]---

"Simper, congratulations.

Never before have I been trolled with such ruthless efficiency. You
know, you really pulled a number on me back in AGNP. I hadn't been
able to find you up until now, I was told you were posting in AFD
again so I came back to give you my respect. Looking back, I'm amazed
that I didn't see right through your persona, but hey, you really
worked me good.

How much effort did it take to make all those fake team posts, to type up all that fake "research" just for the sole intention of pissing me off? You must have put quite a lot of effort into it, or did it just come naturally? Most trolls say that they don't really put in as much effort as it seems, are you like that as well?

The thing that I still don't get, though, is why? I mean, were you
just trying to give a hit to my ego, or did you just single me out b/c back then I was a pretty prominent AGNPer?

Oh well, at least at the end of the day, I can still sit back and
laugh at lines like these, and how much of an idiot I was not to have
caught onto your plan:

"Hey, I use Lick! It's a lot better than Night Shade!"

"ROFLMAO! Amnesia ain't much good for Mewtwo...Get back Psychic!"

"Bzzt! Wrong! I am more of a samurai because I believe in honor and
trust, unlike snipers. There never was a battle, so there was no way
anyone could have won or lost."

"And please quit calling me Simper...I do not smile."

"Thank you, and refrain from calling me Simper. I never smile."

And then there were the two interviews you sent to me for Sunday Night With Cat-Gonk, heh, I laughed for hours. You're a pretty damn funny guy, Simper. You're one of the few people to really succeed in pulling a fast one on me, and I tip my hat to you.

---[say my name, biatch]---

omfg missing entry find it for me and you win teh mun7 coupon.

------

"Hahahaha. Oh my God.

YHBT, fool."

- Jeff, to Simper.

------

"And so Simper resorts to talking to himself for entertainment."

- Fenix, to Simper.

------

"It turns out he has had over 10 different screenames in AFD alone."

- Fenix.

---[cat-gonk in motion]---

"We're only trying to be as 1337 as Simper.

I mean, we should at least give it our best, shouldn't we?"

- Me.

------

">Good points, except AFD still doesn't have any trolls.

Except me."

- Fenix.

"And Sniper Z.

"I mean, you're obviously just following him around hoping to pick up
even so much of a scrap of his uber-1337-ness."

- Me.

"I hope that was sarcasm."

- Fenix, who doesn't seem to have gotteenn it..

---[but was it?]---

CatGonk: Zeni, what's so fake?
CatGonk: Zep, even.
TurnOfTheRogue: You admitting to Simper's greatness
CatGonk: The sarcasm is almost as thick as my penis
CatGonk: Almost
TurnOfTheRogue: yes

-----[teh 1337est of teh 1337]-----

Best of Azure Heights.

-----

"I feel that these movies are possibly overrated. If they make a part 4 they're nuts. Watch them try to out do the Land Before Time XIIXIXI"

- MK, on Jurassic Park 3.

-----

"I am Pornbot. My penis is small._So_small."

- SC.

"i am Pornbot, k mouth frags me 30 times daily..."

- K-Mouth.

-----

"k mouth, please don't try the 'I'm right, you're wrong, stop arguing more coherently than me or I'll wet my pants' approach. TGD has already perfected it by himself."

- Psybro, taken from Mick_Hale's sig.

-----

"I feel sorry for your parents."

- Zerot, to Rei2

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"Cat-Gonk. Australian for Pimp."

- StarCaliber.

------

"I'd research both the game of Pokmon and the english language before you do any more damage to your reputation here. (If it is actually possible to do so.)"

- Auto.

------

"Footitch: Gonk isn't wearing anything under his shirt/pants, which would be...
Gonk: Arousing?"

- Taken from Random Loser's sig (IT'S IN A SIG SO I CAN QUOTE MYSELF OMFG EGO BOOST)

-----

":\ and ur supposed to be the mod around here?"

- Rune666, TPMer.

------

"Using a joystick with CS is like trying to jack off with a vagina."

- Mouf.

------

"Bah. You listened to ET. YOU suck."

- red13n.

------

"bad players say r/b/y is unnbalanced becus they dont have skills at 'unlocking' each pokemons abilities.

you cannot proove the win was based on luck."

- Psybro, or was it TGD?

------

"Cat-Gonk is your god."

- NickWhiz1.

------

"I'll save you guys the time now.

That log is boring. Don't read it."

- SC, on a #pokebattle log not posted by me.

------

"After yet again exchanging smiles with one of the most beautiful women, let alone flight attendants I've seen in person, I am forced to come to the conclusion that at least of the stewardesses worldwide are drop dead gorgeous.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. At this time, I would like you to direct your attention to the front of the cabin, where your eye-cand-er, flight attendents are reviewing the safety precautions you should take in the event of an emergency.

This is a stereotype that I'm sure most of you are familiar with. Countless pronographic flicks, sleazy romance novels and bachelor parties' strippers' themes are based on these amicable and attractive airbornes. And it's only safe to say that even more fantasies have been dreamt up after we've comfortably reached the desired cruising altitude and dozed off with the picture of that hourglass of a helper running smoothly on autopilot in our heads.

But the surprising thing about this blanket-statement stereotype is that it actually seems to hold true wherever I fly. I've been on dozens of flights in my life, many of them international, and as long as I can remember (well, as soon as I was old enough to stop thinking she's a nice lady and start thinking "damn she's fine, stewardesses have more often than not been able to hold up to my you-better-be-hot expectations of them. It's almost as if these women are picked based on looks first and airplane affluence second, but hey, I'm not complaining.

So, do you like my rack?

*poof!*

Wh-what? *blinks back sleep*

I said sir, would you like a snack?

Oh.

Their toothpaste-commercial smiles, just-came-from-the-salon hair and perfectly toned panty-hosed legs have me wondering if anyone else has wondered if these women moonlight as models for Saks Fifth Avenue. Am I right, or does my head never really leave the clouds when the plane hits touches down?"

- Jumpman

------

"I'm no newbie but I'm no Cat-Gonk either."

- Atma.

------

"MY FUCKING GOD SC CAN YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT NO ONE "WINS?" IT'S JUST FEEDING YOUR FUCKING EGOS MY GOD HOWEVER I AM THE BEST"

- LS, or was it Face?

------

"I even asked the Gonkitty and he was all [puzzled smiley] and I went [suprised smiley] cuz he like knows everything."

- Jumpman, on hentai.

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"In a sense, Azure Heights has become what America was and is. Back in the oldie days of America, people were much more friendlier. People could acually socialize and could say anything. The word "gay" meant happy, not homosexuals as it its used today. America was the country everyone imigrated to. At the begining days of Azure, azure was the most imforative and THE place for "pokemon masters". ET had dreams, Darryn was UK champ, etc. You could say anything in Karp and people would not flame you. All AH veterans were looked up to. Unfortunetly, the "Golden Age" of Azure had not laten long. Sex-crazed n00bs plaguized the boards with their corrupted minds. Pokemon was losing popularity. Nowadays, AH has gone to hell. Karp Park is as what someone stated: 'The place for former pokemon trainers'. America is just like that. Americans pollute, waste money, have the highest shootings, etc. The French wanted no relationships with them.

...Azure and America are not so bad. The freedom of speech, the best pokemon players..."

- Sonichu, "Azure=America".


"That analogy makes absolutely no sense at all. My advice is to purchase one gun and one bullet and then insert the bullet into your skull via the gun."

- Anthrax.


"Never compare this board to your third world country again."

- Myself (omfg shameless self quote EGO BBOOST)

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TDAJumpman16: Mary Kate Olsen/Ashley Olsen.
Pr0nbotPKMN: They're hot
TDAJumpman16: Yup.
TDAJumpman16: What are they, 15 now?
Pr0nbotPKMN: I bet they're tight
TDAJumpman16: I could tell they'd be hot.
Pr0nbotPKMN: I'd be fucking one in the ass in the living room whilst the other is in the kitchen making me supper
Pr0nbotPKMN: That'd be the fucking day

- Posted by Jumpman16.

"I'd pass on the ass. Pussy is so much better. And I bet those two have some extrememly nice cats."

- MiniJoe.

"I liek teh kitties!!!111"

- Biffster.

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"what do you think you've been doing?

you're nobody, you're not part of the "us" thx.

i hate you die thx."

- elian, to jshadias

------

"Exercise? What is this...."excercise" that you all speak of?

I plan to eat as I wish, do very little physial activity, grow fat, and die of a massive heart attack at the age of 39 as I sit on the toilet.

Hopefull I'll have sex before that occurs though."

- Porygone.

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"Ok, I really want to give my opinion on this topic and I would've given it after my reply on the 1st page had I not gotten banned.

I admit things have gotten way out of hand and I'm glad Mr. K has taken action. I don't like to flame other people and I'm sure that other people don't like to get flamed at either. I know that flaming is supposed to be bad and I know that I've gotten out of hand in flaming people. I need to do something about it. I know that I can't control other peoples actions, but I sure as hell can control mine. I don't know if I'm going to totally stop flaming other people from now on because flaming can be fun sometimes, even if you're the one that's getting flamed at.. That's something that I'm going to have to decide for myself.. I don't know.. I need more time to think.. As for flaming in general, Mr. K is right. Like if I posted a topic and I get flamed in it, then I wouldn't want to post in here anymore or at least not all that much because I'd think that I'd keep getting flamed and I'm sure a lot of other people here would agree with me. If you're getting flamed, I would think that no one would want to post in any topic in fear of getting flamed at more.. At least that's what I think.

As for my "Goodbye" topic. I honestly didn't think that it would generate so much hatred toward me. I mean I see other people state opnions and not get flamed at, so I was kind of hoping that people would take it like any other topic and give replies like "Goodbye, I hope you reconsider your decision and stay." or "Goodbye, go away and don't come back." I didn't think people felt that way about me.. I didn't know how to handle the replies in it.. I mean, I thought that I was liked until I posted that topic and I didn't want to post it in the first place, but in a lot of other goodbye topics other people didn't get flamed. So, if ever I'm going to leave again, I know now not to post a topic saying that I'm going to leave. The replies in it were totally unexpected and I didn't handle it the way that I would've liked to handle it..

Now, EspeonNidoking and Cat-Gonk seem to be the ones that hate me the most. Cat-Gonk, from what I can tell, seems to hate me because of the Evolution topic. If I'm wrong, then tell me why it is that you hate me. Because from what I can see, the only reason that you hate me is because I'm a Creationist. I've never had a problem with you until tha topic and you went far too. You carried it over into other discussion topics that I participated in and you called me uneducated and stuff like that. Honestly, that hurt. A lot. I take pride in researching the discussions that I post in and to be called uneducated hurt a lot.. I know that I may have seemed that I don't know a lot to you, but it really is only because I haven't researched in quite a long time.. I'm not uneducated, at least in my opinion I'm not.. And you said that you and EN only go after the people that other people want to see gone, well, I don't think that everyone wants me gone. As for EN, I honestly don't know why you hate me. I mean we got along great until I posted the Goodbye topic and then you turned on me. That hurt too. I never expected you to hate me. I never wanted you to hat me.And you said that Gonk told you to hate me in the Evolution topic and your posts got deleted after I saw them.. All I can say is to don't let him influence your decisions.. If you still hate me if Gonk didn't tell you to hate me, then I can't change your mind.. Don't change your mind about anything just because he tells you to do so.. I understand that you're friends and that's cool. I mean, who am I to interfere with your friendship?

I'm done explaining myself and my opinions."

- Face, rofl.

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"Wake up. Eat. Sleep. Play computer. Masturbate to RPG Heroine hentai. Goto Internet. Bathroom. Coke. Get Food. Play MUD. Eat. Chat. Eat. Finish unnecessary work. Bathroom. Coke. Watch Anime. Eat. Masturbate to SC/Biffster Lemon. Coke. Get on Internet. Chat. Eat. coke. Cybersex. Bathroom. Eat. Sleep. Wake up. Eat...."

- Rei the Giant Koffing, probably the onlly funny thing the little shit has ever said..

------

"After beating Wendy O. Koopa, boss of World 3, I noticed that Mario's victory had frozen the inevitable countdown to death that is the staple of almost all the sidescrolling scenes. I took this to mean that Mario should reflect on the deeds he has been doing, so as Wendy fled upwards and out of draw range and threw her magic wand into the middle of the screen I didn't have Mario attempt to grab it as high in the air as possible as I am usually wont to do, instead walking Mario close to the middle of the screen.
There.

Mario is now currently positioned about as close as he can stand to that reddish pink candy flinging wand without seizing it, disintegrating the whole damn airship, and floating down to free the king from his brief experience in animal form.

Does he experience remorse for striking a lady? I mean, she clearly wanted it, throwing those damn rings around. Shit, it took me half a friggin year before I could beat that slut without dying at least half the time. No, she had that shit coming.

Is it regret for the Frog suit he lost before he arrived in her chamber? Having only beaten her with the excellent frog suit a couple of times, perhaps Mario is disappointed, as he was hoping for a repeat performance.

Fear not Mario! The unmatchable, indescribably cool Tanooki suit resides on the next level, and you will possess its powers of flight, invincibility, and sheer destructive might.

But perhaps Mario is yearning for the pleasant *hop* of the frogsuit, the only power up that has disadvantages compared to Super Mario. Perhaps he would use its power to swim against the current, a visible manifestation of the independence brought about by nonconformity and skin tight green things."

- cfalcon: "Mario contemplates a fallen ffoe".

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"Too many usernames with the letter "K." ." - Rei the Giant Koffing

"You should change your name to Rei the Giant Cunt.
That would eliminate one."

- SC

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"I hope all these posts makes you cry, you little boy."

- Felix the Cat, to ET.

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"Who made the call that all joysticks must be designed
strictly for one-thumb use?

Back in the day, everyone made fun of Intellivision for
its stupid directional disk thing, then Nintendo came
out with that lame-ass cross, and our controllers have
been dickless ever since.

I miss the good ole days of grabbing on to a long hard
tube and whacking it all around.

And I miss the old joysticks too."

- Toad, "Death Of The Phallus."

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"No one that still has a brain ever uses Marowak anyways."

- theclaw, AH.

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"So then I get to play as bathing suit Samus. Clearly I'm not done playing here. Something occurs to me: I've never seen bathing suit Samus without the Varia (the thing that halves damage and changes her color). As I jump I notice that the screw attack also changes color, and I wonder what the strange thing is that I'm looking at.

So I pause mid jump. Samus is curled up in a fetal position, caught midspin. If you were to curl up right now and have your head down in front and your ass up in back, that's the position she was in. If someone was on your right, that's where the screen is. She was innocently hoping to kill badguys.

So I immediately press left on the pad. I press it again, and curse that the game locked up.

Huh?

Apparently, what happened was this: Samus was in a compromising position. Me, used to playing Super Smash Melee, immediately tried to get the camera to rotate, presumably seeking the money shot. When it didn't, I assumed subconsciously that the game was locked up, because I would otherwise be looking at Samus's rear.

The camera. On my 8 bit Nintendo. Without thinking.

I am so serious."

- cfalcon, taken from "I am so sad.."

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"Marowak sucks, plain and simple, the only place it works is against idiots and in the tightly controlled standardised (retarded as well) GSBot community that dictates so much of AH's current 'fads' in Pokemon design."

- , somewhat forgetting himself..

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"I think both you guys have valid points, but if either of you can find a serious thought in TGD's head, there's a shiny new quarter in it for you..."

- Mr K.

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"Go Beep with many people"
-Stadium 2 slut

- Taken from cfalcon's sig.

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"Has anyone ever noticed how Cat-Gonk's team rating posts always reach humongous post numbers? It seems to be because he is such a stubborn and offensive person that he seems to offend everyone by blowing their advice out the window, and they all defend themselves here...it really is a great way to rack up post counts, don't ya think? He thinks he's "the best around" and thinks his way is ALWAYS right, when he hasn't visited the board in month and seen the changing styles..."

- EeveeTrainer, PKB.

CatGonk: ET's ego hit monolithic proportions when he won the US title.
CaptainCunnilate: Yep.
CatGonk: I wish I'd saved some of his quotes, but he was an alright guy back then, or at least I thought he'd go back to being one.
CaptainCunnilate: Yeah.
CaptainCunnilate: Now he's just..ugh.

- Me and LugiaStorm.

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"People think of CG as a God.

He seriously needs to be beaten down."

- LugiaStorm, who went on to become a hetterosexual Pokebattle op (omfg).

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"Some people can really kill a party

valaskalas has entered the room
Fish151PKMN has left the room
StarCailber: LOL
BiffsterPKMN has left the room
WebbPKMN has left the room."

- Log posted by StarCaliber.


"Heh. Heh. SC killed a party. Heh. Shame.

To answer your question: Yes. Some people really can kill the party.

Damn pigs. "

- Anxious Clock.


"valaskalas: Anxious Clock doesn't get it. Foo.
StarCaliber: He sure doesn't."

- Log posted by StarCaliber.

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"Stop acting so smurfing smurfed up, you smurfing smurfer."

- Anxious Clock.

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"Biffster: At least I want to know...
Let me guess...

Somebody goes on GSBot and battles EeveeTrainer.

<EeveeTrainer> Hey, do you know who Ian Garvey is?
<x> Yeah, the US Champion
<EeveeTrainer> That's me
<x> OMG IAN GARVEY WTF!!!11

Ok, how far I am from the correct answer?"

- Oriental Noodle, asking for someone ttoo explain the line "OMG IAN GARVEY WTF!!!11".


"Me, VaporeonsHaze, StarCaliber, and Fish were in a chat room with Ian Garvey when we were all in StarCaliber's basement. VapHaze thought it would be funny to act like Ian was a celeb. I just like telling the story, really."

- Biffster.

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"Of course you loved the lesbian."
- Mr K.

"Having seen Sailor Uranus in all her glory...

I've decided to give anime another chance!"

- Mentar the Malady Monkey.

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"That proves just how talented the goatse man is at...what...he does...this guy has like *no* separation at all lol why the hell am I posting here?"

- Jumpman, on The Son Of Goatse.

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"any boob guys here"

- Shenlong19.

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"*sobs* No more bachelor orgie fests in room 1113 in L.A.??? I'm so glad Fanha didn't join us in bed."

- Simon.

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"You're willing to pay 250 dollars for the priveledge of wasting more time in front of a computer playing Counterstrike?

$250 can buy 2500 packets of ramen, or even more, depending on where you shop.

That's a lot of ramen."

- Felixthecat, about the third one we've got on AH.

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"I don't like playing SF games in the arcade, the joysticks are usually busted so that all you can do is a fireball from like the right side only. Either that or some butn mashr completely destroyed Roundhouse or Fierce."

- Jumpman

"Ha ha, Jump just can't do the Shoryuken right. It's a Z-shaped motion, chief."

- Pete.

"And b0rked wang man knows all about Z-shaped, doesn't he...

Me: I don't like playing SF games in the arcade, the joysticks are usually busted...

Translation: I don't like playing with joysticks more b0rked than your cock."

- Jumpman.

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"I don't play sports, and I'm in sufficient shape/weight and physical health, dispite my atheletes-footed-to-cancerous-levels feet. I play DDR though, which is a much better sport than anything else - as it can draw a crowd, its more invigorating, takes lots of pratice, endurance and coordination... speed... etc. Funner, I would say."

- Charmeleon42.

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"E-mail K already and have him change your publicly displayed name to Face or whatever. I think we're all as tired of looking at o_O as you said you are, lol." - Jumpman

"I already did.. It didn't go well in private message. I'll try it again." - Face.

"Ask to be banned also. GG" - Badcrow

"Ok, I'll ask for you to be banned." - Face

"stillborn zing" - novaSphere


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"This isn't funny because I say it isn't funny." - Face

"This topic is funny because Face lost" - Sama

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"So do you where the fuck Cresskill is, or are you too stupid to figure out where it is? Name the time and day and figure out where it is or I'll tell you where it is and we'll get this sorted out. Then you can tell everyone on Azure that you got your ass kicked by Face and his friends."

- Face, PMing Footitch

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"I am O_o, and I am back, just to annoy the living shit out of you losers, you thought you could get rid of me StarCaliber, well you didn't, I'm here to stay, even if I say I am leaving one-hundred forty-seven times, and there's nothing you can do about it, because everybody gets their feeling hurt on the internet, why not admit it, I probably should have used a period by now, but I will make up for it by overusing :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(, because it's cool, like my moomy says I am when she tucks me in at night, and please don't flame me and make me cry, because I'll just have to admit it to all of you, because I'm not afraid of anyone. :( :( :( :( :(, and I have a silly disillusion :( that you guys give a shit."

- Jumpman16

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"TGD is really not worth your time. He likes to believe in odd things that are completely incorrect, because it makes him feel special and smart for being the only one who is so wonderful as to think that way.
In actuality, the reason other people don't think that way is simply because his beliefs are completely inaccurate and/or illogical. But it seems to keep him happy. I say, just let him be. With a cranium like that, you can tell he's got a lot of Real Life problems, so why not let him think he's a winner online?
For example, it looks like he thinks he won some abortion argument with me even though he would clearly lose a contest of logic to a lobotomized ferret on crack, but if that floats his boat, then that's OK with me."

- Mr K.

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"Lark: I wouldn't want to "do" Peach even if I was payed for it...

Do I have to remind you of how adeptly she handles a shaft?

Lark: A 30-year-old looking like Peach is scary.

Mariah Carey must give you nightmares, then..."

- Jumpman.

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"On this Lord's Day of December 4th in thy year of 2001,
Living on Air Bubbles, whose name has been exiled in all
of Christiandom, hath confessed his Vulgar crimes of
Public Masturbation to Nidoking the bulbous. He hath
masturbated in the classroom, in front of his peers
AGAIN....aye....let it be known throughout the land...how
HIDEOUS that creature is.

<Chickengod> i did it in class again 2day =)
<Nidoking> did what?
<Nidoking> masturbate?
<Nidoking> tell me about it and if it's funny i'll get a
nick on azure for you
<Chickengod> affirmative
<Chickengod> you want me to tell you about it?
<Nidoking> yes, i must see if it's funny
<Nidoking> if not then fuck making a nick
<Nidoking> wait did you get caught?
<Chickengod> well
<Chickengod> i got stuff on my homework
<Chickengod> =(
<Nidoking> WTF????
<Chickengod> =p
<Nidoking> dude....
<Chickengod> kidding!
<Nidoking> you masturbated in fucking shcool again? YOU
WERE CAUGHT ONCE BEFORE
<Chickengod> i did it

please note how proud he is at first

<Chickengod> and i didnt get caught
<Nidoking> what did you masturbate to? your teacher?
<Nidoking> didn't it stain your pants?
<Chickengod> well
<Chickengod> it was in spanish class, so i did it to the
Ricky Martin poster
* Chickengod runs
<Nidoking> you are gay
<Nidoking> i dont' believe you masturbated again
<Chickengod> =|
<Chickengod> i wore dark pants today
<Nidoking> ....
<Nidoking> and didn't masturbate...
<Chickengod> i wore dark pants, so the stain dont show up
<Nidoking> like last time?
<Nidoking> do you plan these things?
<Nidoking> and how DIDN"T You get caught?
<Chickengod> unless you look real close at my crotch,
which few people do
<Nidoking> ...
<Chickengod> ...
<Nidoking> how didn't you get caught...
<Chickengod> i can do it real descreetly
<Chickengod> most of the time
<Nidoking> ....
<Nidoking> so you masturbate in school even after you
got caught?
<Nidoking> can't you hold it until you go home?
<Chickengod> yeah
<Chickengod> its not that i cant hold it
<Nidoking> ....
<Chickengod> stopit
<Nidoking> stop what?
<Chickengod> .'s are scary
<Nidoking> k.
<Nidoking> fine
<Chickengod> gr
<Nidoking> now expain
<Nidoking> *explain
<Chickengod> well, theres the hole in my boxers...
<Chickengod> meh
<Nidoking> what the hell?
<Nidoking> what does that have to do with why you
masturbate in school?
* Nidoking is glad he doesnt' knwo a sex-offender like you
<Nidoking> fucking pervert...you can't even explain why
you masturbate
<Chickengod> chickengod m knot secks offender
<Nidoking> ....well why the fuck don't you explain yourself
<Nidoking> you're a damn pervert as far as i'm concerned
<Chickengod> and proud of it
<Nidoking> ....
<Nidoking> i hope you get caught again...
<Chickengod> wont happen
<Nidoking> why do you say that?
<Chickengod> coz i aint doin it anymore
<Chickengod> in class, at least
<Nidoking> tell me what you masturbate to...seriously....
<Nidoking> you want me to get a nick for you...
<Chickengod> hm
<Nidoking> so you should cooperate...and make me un-scared
of your perverted ass
<Nidoking> asshole fuck your nick
<Chickengod> wut
<Nidoking> <Nidoking> asshole fuck your nick
<Chickengod> wut
<Nidoking> you're an idiot
<Nidoking> i asked you why the fuck you masturbate in class
<Chickengod> because i feel like it
<Nidoking> ....you're a homo
<Chickengod> thats harsh, man
<Nidoking> you're fucking gay i hate you
<Nidoking> STOP MASTURBATING IN CLASS AND LEARN SOMETHING!
<Chickengod> heres a quarter. Go buy yourself a tampon or
something
<Chickengod> :|
<Nidoking> fag
<Chickengod> dude
<Chickengod> your like, hurting my feelings
<Chickengod> stopplzk

I was getting pretty angry, because the sex-offender
continues to talk to me

<Nidoking> stop talking to me man....
<Nidoking> have you no remorse?
<Nidoking> you should applogize to all the girls you
have offended....
<Nidoking> you'll never get a girl in your high school
career...
<Nidoking> you might as well get a prostitute right now....
<Chickengod> and there are plenty of those in my school
<Chickengod> and, im in middle school, toaster raper
<Nidoking> wow...you're a natural born pervert aren't you....
<Chickengod> that was below the belt
<Nidoking> what are you gonna do? tell me what color
underwear i'm wearing?
<Chickengod> eh
<Chickengod> are you wearing a skirt?
<Nidoking> no...but i figured a homosexual would be
interested in telling a boy what color underwear he
was wearing.
<Chickengod> im wearing panties with "I heart EN" all
over it


PART II: THE PEOPLE


Interview with KrbyRox (An op in #pokebattle)

<Nidoking> any comments on the gayness of the
masturbating Chickengod?
<KrbyRox> chickengod deserves to have his penis cut,
stuck down his throat, and force-drink some seawater
<Nidoking> thank you Mr.Krby

Interview with Atma (Founder of #pokebattle)
<Nidoking> any comments on the Chickengod masturbation
thing?
<FlareonAtma> Atma has no official comment
<Nidoking> shocked eh?
<FlareonAtma> lol

Finally an interview with LS (A well-known veteran of
Azure Heights)

<Nidoking> any comments on the new Chickengod masturbation thing?
<LS> He's got determination.


Part III: THE MESSAGE

The moral of the story is:"

- EspeonNidoking, this log ended with aa picture I only recieved a few days later..

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"And don't you DARE disrespect Fanha, Tghost. He put countless hours into his bots, expecting nothing in return. Fanha is a great guy, it is you, Tghost, who is very hard to get along with."

- I M A Pokeprofessional.

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"why did they make onix so weak >:O an 80ft rock snake that cant attack makes about as much sense as poison sucking, oh wait that happened too"

- Mr. Triple Ply.

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"If Jolteon becomes an 00ber, I will give Fanha oral sex. "

- Artie Cuno, on a thread about favouritees becoming 00bers.

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"I envy you Psybro. Or anyone on the sig for that matter." - Cesar.

"Yay?" - Rolken.

"I don't." - LugiaStorm.

"Yes, but to be fair, nobody really likes you, do they?" - Psybro.

"Well, Psybro, if by "nobody likes you", you mean, "doesn't suck up to Cat-Gonk," then I suppose you'd be correct.." - LugiaStorm.

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"Sama must be pretty whipped if his fiance is limiting time with friends."

- Mick_Hale, referring to Sama's wife WHOO WAS A TALIBAN SPY!!1 :-O

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"PORNBOT AM HAVE SHINY METAL PORN DISPENSING ASS"

- Dragonite21.

"Calm." - Charmeleon42.

"Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't come out of 'my ass' so to speak, I don't shit it out. It comes out of my stomach TV thingy, as a previous picture detailed. "
- pr0nbot.

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"my width is mediocre... i measured my penis last night... FOUR INCHES! fuckyeah... although, i was erect, does that count?
anyways, bigcheese, we should start a small member club... dedicated to living with the pain of having a small penis
my penis is so small, u might as well call it a clitoris..."

- pinsir_sama.

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"ET says that he was going to move it anyways because the thirty day trial would be gone soon. Apparently Fanha has some kind of objection to stealing software. ET is turning into Fanny's bitch.

Which puzzles me, because I don't see how ramming ET's ass could replace Fanha's computer."

- Dark Likitung, on the GSBot UBB.

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"Last night, there was an infomercial for the Ronco Showtime rotissarie. I almost vomited with lust when I saw all the beautiful poultry and beef being cooked in their own juices."

- Auto, on bachelor living.

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"Yes, F-Zero is more strategic... However F-Zero makes you want to THROW THE FUCKING GAME OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW GOING FUCKING 90 MILES AN HOUR DOWN THE HIGHWAY SO THEN YOU CAN FUCKING SAY "FUCK YOU, QUEEN MASTER FUCKER QUEERBAIT CHEATER FAGETS!"

That is all."

- Zerot.

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"I had an enlightening thought... It's always atheists who start these problems, like, it was so asshole atheist who made it so you can't have prayer in school lead by a teacher, or whatever the law is... anyway, here's my point...

Now, realize I DO believe in God, I'm just saying this for the sake of argument...

If atheists don't believe in God, then, why they so offended? I mean, I believe in God, and, when people say God doesn't exist, I might get offended, but, how do you get by offended people saying something you don't believe in!?

They should ask them that, I mean, why ARE you so upset? I mean, if your an athesist don't you just think that this life is it and then your POOF gone? Well, then, what's your problem? I mean, they're wrong... They've gotta be possessed by the Devil or something, I mean, even though they CLAIM they don't believe in religion, what they are doing IS evil. So, they really ARE doing evil work, despite that fact that claim they don't believe in anything...

Anyway, I like the one thing about why should we change everything to just accomidate like 0.4% of the population!? That's just nutz!"

- MK.


"Your post caused me to rise from the dead, drag my mutilated corpse from my basement, and peck out these words with the half amputated stubs I have for fingers:

You have no idea how much I want to kill you. Nobody else I've ever known has made me send death threats out over the Internet. But your stupidity is such an affront to everything right and good in the world that I feel that I must eliminate you from the gene pool to ensure that your special brand of idiocy does not pass on to future generations. Of course, the chances of you mating with anything other than a plush Zelda doll are slim to none. You are the personification of everything wrong in the Universe. You're the deformed, deranged, drooling 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse that they keeped locked in the attic."

- Anthrax, on MK.

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"How have you 'screwed up' by having pre-marital sex? I don't want to commit my life to someone without knowing what they're like in the sack."

- kalibuh, to MK.

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"Hee hee. I owned Mouf repeatedly in CS the past weekend... hee hee hee..."

- Zerot, with the equivalent of a spideerr pic.

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"Uiru: it's a filthy and disgusting habit

Please, everyone has thier own personal bad habit. Your girlfriend could be picking her nose and eating the boogers, and you'd never know about it.

She could be eating one right now.

A green, drippy booger could be in her mouth at this very moment.

So basically, what I'm trying to say is, I forgot the point that I was making.

A big crusty booger with a nose hair embedded in it."

- Anthrax, replying to Uiru talking aboouut smoking.

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"Expecting Atma not to typo is like expecting gameshark.com not to suck at pokemon."

- Atma

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"Aw, c'mon! Chin up!

Give it another try.

Let me try...hmmm.

This is hard.

How about...uh...hmmm.

How about "butt sex is icky"? "

- Toad, paying people out in "The legalitty of homosexual activity"

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"Well I think the founding fathers intended for the country to be heterosexual, so we ought to force everybody to do that."

- laZeye, "The legality of homosexual acttivity"

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"Hmmm...looks like it's actually still illegal in Florida." - K

You might have mentioned this before we shared that hotel room in Orlando." - Toby

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"i dont konw if this is just me, but maybe if crazyjoker got some sleep, he wouldn't be a flaming faggot."

- Elian, in a thread he made about not beeing able to sleep.

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"i agree with zerot(and everything else he says)
you should come up with your own opinions."

- Pinsir_sama

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"Does it hurt like hell to get hit if you're a skinny person with no body fat or muscles (excluding those necessary to keep your body upright, and move)? Even if you wear protective/thick clothing?" - Lark84, referring to Paintball.

"Everyone here at Azure Heights who has ever gone paintballing can vouch for it. Except for Jumpman, he's black." - Jman, replying

"Yeah, cause my natural instincts to dodge gunfire come in handy in paintball." - Jumpman.

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"I know what I have said will only lead to more flames about me being gay, etc... But, this is how I really feel, and I can't help that... So, I die alone then, that just proves that no one is good enough for me."

- MK.

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"Things I found funny in Char42's post:
1) Use of the word "dumbasses" in two consecutive sentences.

2) Starting two consecutive sentences with the word "seriously."

3) "What'll it be, Deion? Bold or italics?"
"Both, boss."
"Both?!"

- SC.

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"My advice is probably wrong, as I have never gone out on a date"

- PuNkCHU

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"I'm in a worse situation than you, and I'm still doing better. I hope that makes you feel bad."

- Anxious Clock, in some AH "omfg there'ss this girl" thread.

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"Cat-Gonk clause lives on because you are Satan."

- Uiru, while discussing DT and his Pointts System.

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"You're acting like Miss Piggy with PMS"

- Jumpman, on Pornbot.

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"I'd just like to say that MK's post made me chuckle. I'm too tired to Photoshop a pic to make fun of him. Instead, I will list the things that made me laugh and then laugh at them again, as we are all prone to do in real life."

- Anthrax.

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""Mister Jones", lol. Miiiister Jones and me, give
each other gay manlove....we stare at beautiful feg
men...he's looking at you, oh no star, he's looking at
me!

(with apologies to Counting Crows)"

- Ravenium.

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"Where can I find this downloadable greatness? I had the site to it, but I lost it...you know, the GSC version?"

- JoHtO TrAiNeR, asking about the PBS.

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"Regardless, she looks kinda used, I would definitely wrap my whacker before I attack her."

- Anoon, on Jessica Alba.

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"Calisto from Xena...

I think I'm gonna go have some time to myself..."

- Sama.

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"Aerodactyl can too learn rock slide. Its a TM in RBY"

- Attackofthedittos.

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"You're right, I do suck."

- Lark84

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"You forgot the "Then I woke up, stuck to the bed." Lying doesn't make you cool, Mr. JivvyPoo"

- Zerot.

"Ain't gotta lie to kick it with the tricks and the bitches, out to get a nigga's riches."

- Auto.

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"If she's a witch, she'll survive the fire. If not, she'll go be with God. It's so easy to laugh at Christians."

- Sama

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"Were there any big, stuffed Wigglytuffs? I want one to ride shotgun in my car. And I want him to wear a ski mask."

- Mr.K, asking about the New York Pokemonn Center, lifted from Porygone's sig.

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"Hah, niggaZ, nun you can ball like me." - Pornbot.
"Nigga dat shit wuz ill!!" - Jumpman16 (oh the irony).
"I BE STRAIT BALLIN'!!!1" - Jman.
"Do any of you realise how stupid you sound?" - MewtwoSama.

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"i need a unzip file for netbattle know any free ones?"

- Draco the spirit dragon

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"All I see is this:

Bonzibuddy: Bitch bitch whine whine, why don't people think I'm as cool as Jumpman? bitch bitch whine whine screw flanders nobody really reads anything I post bitch bitch whine whine

Jump: I'm black and I'm on the Harvard track team.

Can't we all just get along?"

- Sama

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"I'm not God. Stop confusing me with Cat-Gonk"

- Porygone

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"well...i didn't read anything in the topic...

but whatever Catgonk said must be right, and anyone who is arguing against him is wrong."

- EN.

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"iThink iWill bSick."

- cmnsrub25, on the iMac.

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"Jman: Girls suck. They're a waste of time.
The fact that girls suck is why they're not a waste of time."

- Porygone, to Jman.

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"i fell asleep on he touch and now i cant fall asleep in my bed, do something... now."

- Elian, posted to the Complaints Dept.

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"Hey, I think we should name this kid Captain Tact, as he's absolutely chalk full of tact and always says the most tactful thing possible; especially when it comes to people trying to get assholes harassed on AIM, boy howdy, Captain Tact sure didn't blow any cover there! "

- Kally Bar, on Mick ("Isn't that TGD's AAIM?") Hale.

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"Char42 is a zoom-rifle pussy." - Givera.
"Rei2 is a camper." - Jivera.

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Fun with Cut and Paste: The Beginning Of An In-Joke.

Adapted from http://www.vanillaice.com/ubb/Forum11/HTML/000049.html

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"DUDE, Fanha ISN'T FIT ENOUGH TO TO CLEAN Givera'S TOILET. THE GUY IS A PUNK ASS LITTLE SMACK TALKING BITCH, AND THE ONLY REASON HE TALKS WHAT HE DOES IS BECAUSE HE HANGS AROUND DRE, CUBE, SNOOP AND MANY OTHERS. DUDE, IF Fanha WOULD ACTUALLY TRY AND GET IN A RING WITH ANYONE HE MAKES FUN OF HE WOULD BE "SENT BACK 2 DETRIOT WEARING PANTIES" DUDES A BITCH ASS PUNK, AIN'T NO ONE SCARED OF HIM, IT'S HIS CREW---WE ALL KNOW SNOOP HAS HAD CASES OF MURDER B4---CHECK THIS THEY ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BITCH'S THAT RAP ABOUT KILLING AND HOW MANY BITCH'S THEY SCREWED LAST WEEKEND---Givera KEEPS IT REAL, DOPE ASS LYRICS, AND AIN'T FRONTIN WITH ANY BS STORY ABOUT KILLING OR SH*T LIKE THAT--HIS MUSIC HAS RHYMES, AND IT STAYS TRUE TO THE RAP SCENE AND WHAT RAP WAS LATE 80'S EARLY 90'S!!!!! Givera WOULD KICK FanhaS ASS RIGHT BACK IN THE TEST TUBE THAT HE CAME FROM---Givera 4 LIFE"

- MewtwoSama.

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"oh my gosh your a dork.Do you feel big using all the cuss words now.I dont know how to tell you this but Fanha is a fine rapper.He's not trying to copy Givera in any way.What is your prob this is a Givera site not Fanha get some help lil man.How old are you 10 "

- StarCaliber

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"oh shit - pretty warhammer board

don't diss fanha and all the others!

don't take care about what people say!

don't take a look on it - it's the best way!

love the music - and maybe giv but don't diss some piss..."

- Givera

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"YOU LOVE TO HATE HIM!
BUT REALLY YOU LOVE HIM!
!!!Givera IS TIGHT!!!
I KNOW I HAVE SAID CRAP ABOUT HIM BEFORE, BUT REALLY IT'S JUST COZ WERE JELOUS!!!

ANYWAY YOUR HATE JUST MAKES HIM STRONGER!!!

Givera
Fanha
Mr K
StarCaliber
Pympman
Biffster
Rei2....LOL OK NOT HIM


!!!BUT WHITE MC'S ARE A RARE BREED....DONT DISS US!!!"

- Psybro.

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"fish can rap like a mofo"

- Myself.

------[mmm, breasts]------

Exerpts from "Does the size of your girlfriend's tits really concern you?".

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"Well, Rolken's either 8 years old or gay."

- Jumpman.

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"Well y'see, my girlfriend's a 32GG, so..."

- Jenova.

"She's 5' tall, too. Real scary. You could -die- in there. She's in the picture I posted...the one with her arm around me. Yeah, Brayn."

- Jenova.

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"As long as she has no penis..."

- Zerot.

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"And please, let's stop calling them by such a vile name like "tits" and use the proper terminology for them.

Boobs."

- WarTortle32.

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"You have to look at the face eventually.

But, I know it sounds phony, the girls personality is the main feature I look for. I like intelligent, funny girls that don't act like a guest off of Ricky-Lake (though the majority of girls around here do, which is why I've only had about 4 or 5 dates here in 3 years. God I wish I never had moved to Brunswick...)."

- MegaScythe.

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"Regardless, Jigglypuff, you will never have a girlfriend, so it's nothing of your concern. You will be one of the more skilled masturbators in the world though, once you hit age 45."

- K Mouth, to Jigglypuff.
(I'm suprised that there weren't any pics of spiders posted after this)

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"Damn, big tits annoy me. Small tits make me wanna puke. There's gotta be something there. Not oversized to the point where you could get lost in them, but not undersized to the point where you have bigger tits than the chick.

That being said, racks don't count as much to me as the more important things in life. Such as if the girl's somewhat compatible and you can talk to her without wanting to kill her."

- Mick_Hale.

------[mmm, simyn]------

Exerpts from "Does the size of your boyfriend's penis really concern you?".

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"Too bad Pornbot isn't on AIM right now, because he really needs to answer this thread."

- DarkLickitung.

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*Waits for Rei to talk about his boyfriend's.*

- Zerot.

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"Rei2 is a flaming homo."

- StarCaliber, in flaming text.

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"My ex-from-Hell's gay friend told her that he didn't like big penii because "he's got different plumbing" than she did.
I don't like to think about that kind of thing, tho."

- Toad.

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"That's a very good question, WarTortle32.

I actually don't like them too big, cuz that's when I start to bleed. I only need a good four inches to make my day. Speak of the devil."

- Simyn.

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"The Giver.

That's what I think of Simyn in my dreams."

- Biffster.

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"cfalcon has a great ass." - pkthunder.

"Not as great as Simyn's." - Biffster.

"Or yours." - Jumpman

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"My sister in laws attended a bachelorette party, and there was a male stripper. Both of them were turned off by the guy because he whipped out his dick. For the most part, women usually go for guys with sparkle power before they go for a guy sheerly because of cock power. I'm sure there's exceptions, but I think that there's about as many girls that would rather see a guy who's self confident and boyishly mischievous as there are men that like the big titties."

- Automaton

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"....... So there is a chance of me getting a girlfriend based on charm and talent instead of looks and a giant penis when I'm about average?"
- Mick_Hale.

"No."
- Bartlebee.

------[and they said it would never happppen]------

Azure Heights, Closed?

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--- Topic for #AzureHeightsChat is Atteenntion all users: Azure Heights will be closing down on January 15, 2002 due to lack of money to pay for server costs. Sorry.

O.o

After hearing this from Jivera, myself and Jumpman leapt into the #azureheights room on Sorcery. Things were already looking suss. First of all, Jivera wasn't the most reliable source, and the Azure Heights chat had been moved to Mediadriven. As soon as we arrived, I messaged the person who claimed to be Mr K. While we talked, he changed to reason for AH's closure listed in the topic a grand total of three times.

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c a t g O n k: [13:33] <JetBlackValias> Oh, and just to put people out of their misery, you might want to post the full story at <http://www.math.miami.edu/~jam/azure/forum/buzz/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=8&t=004067>
[13:34] <JetBlackValias> if you aren't writing one already, that is
[13:34] <Koffing> Heh.
[13:34] <Koffing> Well, I was about to.
[13:34] <Koffing> But it sounds like you just signed yourself up for the job :-)
[13:34] <JetBlackValias> Me?
[13:34] <Koffing> :-)
[13:35] <JetBlackValias> It has to be from you...
[13:35] <Koffinglytuff> You just post it.
[13:35] <Koffinglytuff> I'll back it up with information.
[13:36] <JetBlackValias> Post what?
[13:36] <Koffinglytuff> you're good at posting topics like those
[13:36] <JetBlackValias> What's stopping you from posting it?
[13:36] <Koffinglytuff> Nothing.
[13:37] <JetBlackValias> Then post it, so people actually believe it
[13:37] <Koffing> I'll acknowledge its truth.
[13:37] <Koffing> I want you to do it.
[13:37] <JetBlackValias> :p

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c a t g O n k: *cough cough* FAKE *cough cough*
c a t g O n k: =-O
c a t g O n k: at least i hope so
JumpXVI: Yeah.
JumpXVI: Of course, he can't post it if he's...not K.
c a t g O n k: Yeah
c a t g O n k: Thing is though, he's playing along very, very well.
JumpXVI: Yup.
c a t g O n k: He even mentioned the @azureheights.com emails
c a t g O n k: okay...PERSONAL QUESTION ONLY HE WILL KNOW THE ANSWER TO...
JumpXVI: Uh oh.
c a t g O n k: HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
JumpXVI: LOL
He left.
c a t g O n k: I WIN
c a t g O n k: ITS A FAKE ITS A FAKE ITS A FAKE
c a t g O n k: [13:40] <JetBlackValias> Anyway...
[13:41] <JetBlackValias> How did "Inside Job" go, anyway?
[13:41] <JetBlackValias> I think I lost the vid..what was the name of your group again?
[13:41] No such nick/channel
JumpXVI: lol
JumpXVI: OTFL
c a t g O n k: uh-oh, he'd back
c a t g O n k: okay, time to ask the question again
c a t g O n k: if he answers correctly, we be fucked
c a t g O n k: quit AGAIN
c a t g O n k: :-D
JumpXVI: lol
c a t g O n k: hah, bullshit he's getting those errors, it takes longer than that to recover from BSOD
JumpXVI: Yup.

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c a t g O n k: roffle
c a t g O n k: Inconsistency #1: "K" changed his reasons as to why AH was going down.
c a t g O n k: Inconsistency #2: "K" wanted_me_to post notification of AH closing, saying that he'd back it up.
c a t g O n k: Inconsistency #3: "K" runs from IRC whenever I ask him about a certain movie that he sent me about a year ago.

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[13:56] <DivideByZero> If you check the channel - it's registered under Koffing, not MisterK... if it had been the latter I wouldn't doubt it at all, but it isn't
[13:56] <DivideByZero> Second - he mentioned a problem with +++ATH0... he even said it directly into the channel.

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[13:58] <FlareonAtma> [0:48] *** MrK (mr.k@=qIzdx-16lt3xmg.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #pokebattle
[13:58] <FlareonAtma> real MrK always has miami.edu hostmask.
[13:58] <FlareonAtma> Always.
[14:00] *** MrK was kicked by FlareonAtma (FlareonAtma)
[14:00] *** FlareonAtma sets mode: +b *!*@=qIzdx-16lt3xmg.dyn.optonline.net
[14:00] <_Espeon_> lol
[14:01] <JetBlackValias> Hahahahahahaha
[14:01] * DivideByZero points out that's the same one from sorcery.net

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[14:03] <JetBlackValias> [14:01] <MrK> Is atma running a fake azureheights room?
[14:03] <JetBlackValias> [14:02] <JetBlackValias> Heh...
[14:03] <JetBlackValias> [14:02] <MrK> Inform me.
[14:03] <JetBlackValias> [14:03] <JetBlackValias> Darryn got all the Pokemon rooms closed on Sorcery, so Atma's made another. He put notice of it on the forum, which you've read...
[14:03] <JetBlackValias> ROFFLE
[14:03] <FlareonAtma> don't reply to him
[14:03] <FlareonAtma> it only encourages him
[14:04] * FlareonAtma suddenly wonders if it's possible to get a restraining order stopping babya from coming near us

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[14:04] <JetBlackValias> [14:04] <MrK> I want it back on Sorcery.
[14:04] <JetBlackValias> Babya?
[14:05] <FlareonAtma> babya = the guy posing as MrK
[14:05] <JetBlackValias> Ah
[14:05] <JetBlackValias> I'll quote that to him
[14:05] <JetBlackValias> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[14:05] <JetBlackValias> omg lol, he disconnected

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"It's not Mr. K who is an imposter, but in fact J.T. Toad, his evil master!!!111" - Psybro.

"Yeah, stick it to the man!

Fuck that fucking Toad bastard!" - K.

------[i lose?]------

The Hyphen Incident: The First Funny Karpulator Log.

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One afternoon, Zerot calls me into The Karpulator..but I've got a tiny little problem..

ZerotPKMN: You forgot your password?!
CAT g ON k: Yes....
ZerotPKMN: XD!
ZerotPKMN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CAT g ON k: FUCK YOU!
ZerotPKMN: Silly Gonk, cookies are for everyone!
ZerotPKMN: :-*
ZerotPKMN: K says you aren't close
CAT g ON k: Tell K to hurry up and send my pass to Hotmail
CAT g ON k: Tell K that I'm certain I have the letters right
ZerotPKMN: ok
ZerotPKMN: Actually, he's only got a capital off)
CAT g ON k: omg
CAT g ON k: omg
CAT g ON k: omg
CAT g ON k: omg
CAT g ON k: omg i am a fucking idiot
ZerotPKMN: Yeah... but I am nice so I didn't say anything
CAT g ON k: lol

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Mr. K: (Actually, he's only got a capital off)
Zerot: Heh heh heh
Zerot: CAT g ON k: omg (x7)
*** Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk hurries into the room, moist with anticipation.
Zerot: :-*
DarkLickitung: :-*
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Mr K, I hate you
Zerot: I beat you!
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: You could have told me that I HAD MY NAME WRONG
Zerot: XD
Mr. K: Heh heh...I didn't notice you weren't using "Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk"
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: I had the password right...
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: omg
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: i am a fucking imbecile
Zerot: I am laughing so very hard
Mr. K: Well, you put it in wrong a couple times too, that's what I was looking at.

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Mr. K: Aw man, look at what your ugly dash is doing to my nice "Who's Here?" window!
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: :p
Zerot: lol@!
Mr. K: Fuck you and your hyphen!
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: And after all the effort it too for me to get in here
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: :p

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Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Error, line 13, something's not an object. Anyone else seeing that error?
Zerot: AZADAD
Zerot: No
Mr. K: this be a test
Zerot: Maybe it is your crazy Autrailian Windows
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: document.forms.0.messageobject or something, I'm probably just running an old copy of IE.
Mr. K: Naw, I see the problem and it sucks.
Mr. K: Hmmm...
Mr. K: Well, fuck your old copy of IE then.
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Yes. Fuck it right in the ear

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DarkLickitung: i haven't gotten any errors at all tonight...
DarkLickitung: i haven't gotten any errors at all tonight...
DarkLickitung: ...except for that
Zerot: lol
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: indeed

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Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: My hyphen > Karpulator

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Mr. K: This way might be betta...except...Gonk, can you still see that messageobject junk?
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Testes...
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Yes
Mr. K: Bah.
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: ;_;
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Fuck it.
Mr. K: motherfucktheskullofbillgates
Zerot: LOL
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Repeatedly

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Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Anyway, what the hell are you guys doing up at this time? Except for Zerot..who needs NORMAL SLEEPING HABITS...
Zerot: Uhm... usually I wake up about an hour from now... and I probably will stay up till about 7 or 8
DarkLickitung: The hell I'll go to bed at anything less than one o clock on a saturday night
Mr. K: Yeah, cos we got a fuckin' party goin' on right heeyah.
Zerot: w00t sup dogg

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Mr. K: Augh! I am fucking under assault:
Mr. K: http://web.qx.net/shardan/cstrike/0201/weapon_elite.html
Mr. K: ...and here I am GEEKING on a Saturday night, when I should be gettin' Chow Yun Killa on everyone.

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Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: I have ten CDs of porn
Zerot: lol
Mr. K: not worth it
DarkLickitung: wow, thats a hell of a lot of porno

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Mr. K: Your hyphen haunts me, Gonk.
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Hyphen >> Karpulator
Mr. K: I will defeat that hyphen.
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Oh no
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Not unless you gay up the board so that names can't have hyphens
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: And if you do, I won't be happy at all, and neither will the hyphen
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Oh no
Mr. K: And if I weren't at sub-28.8, I could load this fucking document that will show me how to do it.
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: The Hyphen will not be pleased at all
Mr. K: Tell your hyphen to keep its pants on.

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Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Heh, I just realised that I'm one of the few people on AH to have registered with a hotmail addy
DarkLickitung: doesn't that stop you from changing your profile?
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: It's redirected to through Azure Mail
DarkLickitung: australian ingenuity at work
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: yes
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: we are better than you

DarkLickitung: your toilets are strange and mysterious
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: i didn't think they were different to yours

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Mr. K: Hmmm.
Mr. K: Well, I attacked your hyphen, but only rearranged the damage.
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Odd, I appear to have divided into two
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: The Hyphen is not pleased
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: The Hyphen now swears to make you fall in love with a circus midget
Mr. K: Your hyphen is quite excitable.
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: The Hyphen laughs
Mr. K: Hmmm.
Mr. K: say something, gonk
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: :-*
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: rotfl
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: The Hyphen has divided again
Mr. K: Victory!
Mr. K: Tell your hyphen to put that in his pipe and smoke it!
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: Gah!
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: The Hyphen will chase you down in a ride-on lawnmover while singing Clementine!
Mr. K: The hyphen is still a hyphen, just a manlier hyphen.
Mr. K: He doesn't break like his old wussy self used to.
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: The Hyphen preferred to have a feminine side
Mr. K: Well your hyphen can just kram it!
Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk: The Hyphen hits control-6

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Mr. K: Uh.
Mr. K: So, what was I working on before I became obsessed with your sticky punctuation?
Mr. K: Hmmm.
Mr. K: No, I fixed the colors.
Mr. K wonders if this thingy still works.
Mr. K: OK.
Mr. K: Er...
Mr. K: ...oh yeah, all the room stuff is fucked up.

------[YOU LOSE BY DEFAULT]------

The Best Flame Of All Time, And What A Flame It Was; Face Gets Dry-Raped By Azure Heights And Can't Figure Out Why.

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"This is hilarious.. I found it while searching for rants..

... I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape kind of stupid. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on the warm side of Mercury stupid.

You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid... Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original bag bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

I'm sorry, I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not here from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of your drivel.

You have shown yourself to be an apogenous, bovaristic, coprolalial, dasypygal, excerebro, facinrous, gnathonic, hircine, ityphallic, jumentous, kyphotic, labrose, mephitic, napiform, oligophrenial, papuliferous, quisquilian, rebarbative, saponaceous, thersitical, unguinous, ventripotent, wlatsome, xylocephaloous, yirning zoophyte.

I'm sure the other fine folks can figure it out much more rapidly that you ever will so, I'll give you the meanings of them before your tiny snail-skulled head implodes.

It is to say, are you a conceited, obscene, hairy-buttocked, brainless, wicked, toadying, goatish, indecent, stable-smelling, hunchbacked, thicklipped, stinking, turnip-shaped, feeble-minded, pimply, trashy, repellent, smarmy, foul-mouthed, greasy, gluttonous, loathsome, wooden-headed, whining, extremely low form of animal life.

Best regards!"

- Face, with the first post.

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"You're stupid"

- Payback.

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Now, I replied to this with the massive flame from Siggytuff (MAY BE REST IN PEACE)..which I can't repeat in another sig. People liked my flame.

"ROFLMAO.
Oh shit.
Yup, I remember that one too.
Showed up on AGNP a few years back in response to a troll post. Dude, thanks for the memories."

- Pikacharma


"Gonk wins"

- MewtwoSama


"I remember reading that in the Siggytuff, and laughing."

- Jumpman16 and mcsnrub25.


"Instant five, beotch!"

- WarTortle32

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Now, Face didn't take to kindly to me unwittingly showing him up..

"I'm getting real tired of this "win" crap. I wasn't trying to out-do anyone and I don't care if Gonk was trying to out-do me. So, this "win" crap is pissing me off."

- Face.


"That's cause you lost" - Wizzymoto.
"How?" - Face
"By default?" - Jumpman16
"That doesn't count." - Face
"I win. Period." -veloS, AH's resident spermeater.

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"I guess I have to make things simple for you.

You claimed to have the best flame of all time.
Gonk posted a flame better than yours.
Therefore you lose, Gonk wins, veloS needs to quit frontin, and I am the smart.

Deal"

- MewtwoSama

"HAHAHAHA." - KallyBar

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"No, you didn't have to make things simple for me. Just because Gonk's was longer, it doesn't make it better and plus in his, he had stuff that I had. So mine is better and no one "won.""

- Face.


"1) Excuses are for losers.

2) Nobody likes a sore loser."

- Sama


"Hypocrite. Think what you want, but at least I know the truth."

- Face.

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"I'll sum this thread up for everyone who hasn't read it yet:

Face - "Check this out guys, I found a pretty cool flame."
Cat-Gonk - "Heh, that's not bad. Have a look at this one, I found it a while ago."
Face - "OMG STFU YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TURN EVERYTHING INTO A PISSING CONTEST IT DOESNT MATTER NOBODY CARES ARG SCREAM MINE WAS BETTER ANYWAY DAAAAH."
AH - "Cat-Gonk wins"

lol"

- Myself.

"you left out the part where face whines like an 8 year old" - Sama

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"Look, I never asked to be flamed by a bunch of 5 year olds who think they can say whatever the fuck they want to say about me and expect to get away with it. I can just as easily delete this precious little topic that you guys think you own, but you really don't. And I wasn't whining, it was fucking called defending myself, but I don't expect you people to understand what the fuck that really means and if this is your idea of fun, then you'd be wrong."

- Face.

"Oh, and you could delete this thread if you wanted, but it wouldn't get rid of the copy I've put in my sigfile, would it?"

- Myself.

"This proves what, exactly?" - Face.

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"roffle, I add some content to this thread, people like the flame I c/ped from somewhere and you throw a hissy fit."

- Myself.

"roffle, it could be because OMG I didn't say anything bad about your flame and I, however, was pissed off at the fact that people thought yours was better and you "won" when I thought you didn't, could it? And I wasn't throwing any sort of hissy fit. I didn't ask for you, MewtwoSama or anyone else to come in here and insult me for no reason.. Do I do it to you guys? I thought not.. It could be the fact that I actually have some respect for you guys..which I do."

- Face.

"Given your reactions in this thread, I doubt that the feeling is mutual."

- Myself.

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"Someone in this thread is a little insecure, I think."

- Myself.

"Wrong. It could be the fact that I'm just not taking shit from you, could it?"

- Face, not quite with it.

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"Heh, why do you guys even argue with the little turdburglar?

It will make your head hurt."

- StarCalibRE

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"As the superior form of life, I'll lend my opinion to this thread without being asked for it.
In order of appearance. Anyone not making the list loses.

Face posts things that aren't funny, thinking they're funny and wanting others to think they're funny and therefore, Face is funny by contagion.

Catgonk thinks bigger is better.

Payback tells everyone else his own problems.

Wartortle32 is who Payback was really talking to.

Conclusion; wins."

- Who else?

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As I can't be arsed trying to arrange the rest of the replies in a readable format, I'll make do with some of Face's best:

"And why should I do that? I won't stop either until I get at least some kind of response that isn't a "OMG Face yuor ghey" or "Face you're so stupid, you lose fgt." Until I see that, I'll keep doing what I'm doing." - Face, rotfl.

"This is just stupid. Since when is getting offended by ANYTHING worthy of getting therapy? Huh?" - Face, in need of therapy.

"LOL. If anything, right now I am the complete opposite of Pornbot and besides, I didn't act completely like him." - Face, still stupid, still an ass.

"I've tried to keep from disrespecting you guys and I'd like to do that.." - Face, forgetting that respect goes both ways.

"Haven't I already taken issue with other people? And also, I don't have an ego. I'm just trying to sort out why you people how the kind of problems with me that you people do." - Face, contradicting himself in five short words.

"This just shows how sick you really are.. So you laugh at every topic that gets deleted, or just the ones from me? Because I don't see how a topic getting deleted can be funny." - Face, missing the joke.

"You're just sick." - Face, namecalling.

"I didn't completely fly off the handle about anyone "winning" anything, it just upset me about how people think that a person automatically wins anything, yet they probably do that to piss the person off and get humor out of it..which is working as of now and I don't see how I'm emotionally unstable." - Face, emotionally unstable.

"And I don't expect for people to drop everything and respect me, I'm not that stupid. And also, you can't expect me to drop everything and respect you." - Face, *fwoosh*

"Do you see me flame people for no reason, or call people gay, or do half of the shit he does?" - Face, forgetting that he picked the fight in the first place.

"Compare mine with yours, or Jumpman16's, then come back and say I have an ego." - Face, still talking trash, still a hypocrite.

"Yeah, I know, but as of now, you haven't earned it from me. And also, you have earned it from me in the Evolution topic, just not in this topic." - Face, forgetting that I couldn't care less about what the lower forms of life on this board think.

"This thread is still here, isn't it? So I obviously didn't delete it and besides if this actually does get deleted and it isn't me, I bet you're still going to blame it on me no matter what I say, aren't you?" - Face, admitting to pulling a Jen.

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"Interesting to note that a thread about the "Best flame ever" has itself turned into a flamewar." - Novasphere

"Who knows? Maybe I wanted this to happen.. But that is something none of you will ever know.." - Face, trying to save face (rotfl i made a pun shoot me now)

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"And also, I'm asking that no one delete this topic, as I'll get blamed for deleting it and I do not want to get falsely accused of something I didn't do." - Face, possibly growing testicles, no, maybe not.

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"Zerot wins.

(Note the distinct lack of me going berko after that statement)"

- Myself.

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"You're just stupid." - Myself.
"On what do you base this on?" - Face, who doesn't read what he posts.

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"You won't get blamed for locking it.

Better late than never."

- Toby, someone who I didn't want to havee to SPNAK, but..

------[na na naa naa, na na naa naa..]-------

Face's Goodbye Thread

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"Yes, I'm leaving. I never thought that it would come down to this. I always expected to stay here for as long as possible, but I can't. I've thought about this for quite awhile and now I'm going to go. Why? Because I'm sick of seeing all the people flame each other here for fun and I obviously am not wanted here. Everyone here hates me and I don't get the respect that I think I deserve. I don't think that I've gotten that much respect anyway and besides, even in the Evolution and God discussions even though I knew a lot, I still didn't know as much as I thought and I don't know maybe I shouldn't even bother to try to participate in any more discussions like those period. I get more respect at plenty of other boards than I do at this one and I honestly think that I'll never get any respect here. At least the respect that I think I deserve. I'm kind of sick of getting flamed at and "losing" because of by everyone that says I do. I'm tired of being flamed at because of what I believe in and I'm at the point now where I just don't care if people flame me. I know I've shown that I absolutely despise people that flame for fun, but I realize now that I can't stop people from doing it. I'll let other people deal with the assholes here because I know that I can't. I also don't have enough time to go anymore and I have enough problems in my life that need to be dealt with and I don't want to take it out on this board anymore.

Another thing, I don't want this to sound like I'm bitching about it or anything, but maybe I am, but I think that there is a huge problem with the way people respect other people here. I don't know if it's me, but I don't know how the hell people keep getting more and more respect when they flame other people for fun, disrespect other people constantly, think that they're better than other people, think people are uneducated and still manage to get the most respect on here. I don't know how they're respected more than other people that should obviously be more respected than them and don't say any of this "by default" bullshit because besides being completely stupid it is in no one of being the only way too look at things because no one wins "by default" at anything. I may not know a lot about different things, but I do know that that is not how to get respect. Maybe people are doing it to just piss me off. I don't know.

About flaming.. My last thing that I have to say on that is I'm not against flaming. I enjoy flaming once in awhile. But the fact that people flame and flame and flame and flame constantly without any sort of respect tpward other people or flame for no reason, that's what pisses me off about flaming the most. When I flame, I'm damn sure that I have a reason in doing it umlike some people here. When I get flamed at, I can usually take it. But the fact is, some flames actually made me cry. Yes, I admit it and really I'm not afraid too admit it. They're probably some people here that have cried when they've gotten flamed at, but are too afraid to admit that they did because of their "rep" and shit. I don't care about my rep. Go ahead and call me a fgt ass n00b lamer wallhacker or whatever you want. I don't care anymore. Flames do hurt, you know..

Also, Mr. K, if you feel like it, you can delete my account like in a month or whatever time you want. I don't care what you do. You can delete this account if you want. It was fun being here a lot and I laughed a lot, but I don't know.. I'm just tired of this place and what goes on here..

Goodbye."

- Face, "Goodbye".

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"Do you think people here give a hot damn?

This is a pokemon forum. If you get upset by comments in a section intended for krap, then you really oughta grow up or stay out of the discussions."

- Dragonite21

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"Yeah, I can really see where I need to "grow up" for having feelings or being hurt by someone. The fact is people have feelings, you know. Everyone cries and has feelings, no matter where their age is. And besides, the forum desciption may say "Miscellaneous Krap" but that does not imply "flame everyone for fun and disrespect people for fun" or does it?

And I didn't want to reply to my own goodbye topic at all and this isn't going to be one of those goodbye topics where people post 50 times in their own topic. So, I'm not going to post anymore."

- Face, replying to his own goodbye post..

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"Oh, the tragedy! Whatever will we do without you, face? Please stay, and we will all treat you wonderfully and revere you as a king!

Honestly, if you're going to go, stop bleating about how evil everyone is. No-one is going to change. Topics like this are wasting the webspace that could be better spent with Arthur Korn pictures."

- Dragonite21

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"Funny how this is the only goodbye topic that's wasting space, yet all the other goodbye topics I've seen aren't wastes of space and Anthrax's posts aren't a waste of space. Funny how people can be so heartless when someone is leaving and don't have the decency to be nice and say bullshit such as the person leaving is wasting space yet there are plenty of bullshit topics here that aren't wasting space.. Funny.

Oops. I replied again."

- Face, OMFG HELP ME OUT HERE GUYS

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"First of all, I'm not bitching about people not liking me. All's I was doing was explaining why people didn't like me. I WAS explaining that people get so much more respected than me while flaming other people yet that is the exact opposite of what should be expected in order to get respect. I'm not begging anyone to beg me tocome back. Hell, even if people wanted me to come back, then I wouldn't come back. That's where I'm at right now. The fact is, I don't care if people don't like me. What I do cared about was that how people disrespected me so much and flamed me so much yet they're the most respected members on the board. That is what I don't get. How they can earn respect like that when people obviously do not earn respect like that. Maybe it's because they play Counter-Strike. I don't know. You earn respect in a totally different way than that.. I'd really like to know where I said that I wanted people to ask me to stay because I never said that and I never meant to imply or any of that shit.

I just wanted to clear that up and I don't care if I'm a quitter. I just couldn't stand being here anymore..."

- Face, still replying.

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Anthrax replied to this by quoting "And I didn't want to reply to my own goodbye topic at all and this isn't going to be one of those goodbye topics where people post 50 times in their own topic. So, I'm not going to post anymore." about 50 times..
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

"Anthrax, you're so stupid. Since when does 2 times translate into 50 times? I haven't replied to this topic 50 times you idiot. And so I lied about not posting anymore, big deal. And this isn't trying to "make people feel sorry for me and come begging me back to stay at Azure" or anything like that. I just don't want anyone to ruin this topic anymore than it already is."

- Face, STILL replying.

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"You lose by default."

- Windex, who came out of hiding just forr this.

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"I suggest you commit suicide. All the cool kids are doing it, and you want to be cool, right?"

- Bartlebee.

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K deleted the other two pages of this thread before I could save them, sadly..

------[no MK, we actually MEAN IT when wee tell you to fuck off]------

Exerpts from "The Many Moods of MK".

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"If you guys weren't so mean to me, I might go away, I maybe don't even like this board anymore, but, since you've all been so mean to me, the least I can do is stay and annoy you all. If you all started bein nice to me, I'd have no reason to stay here and be annoying on purpose anymore...

The many moods of MK:

[Calm MK]: The rarely seen MK. Simply because someone has wronged him. Jumps to a mood to seek revenge.

[Badass MK]: The MK who tries to fight back in a semi-cool manner.

[act like a piece of shit stage and just be mean and say cusswords for no fucking reason good damn shit ass bitch reason MK]: The MK who posts meaningless cusswords.

[Much better than thou MK]: Try to prove that I am so much better than you all by taking your abusive comments and not retaliate and say how awful you all are, usually doesn't last because this stage fails.

Why do I do all this? It's just that I'm not used to being made fun of and crap. I admit at first I brought it on myself, I admit it, anyway, I tried to change, and, I never got another chance from you guys, so, I now act annoying on purpose, and I will continue to stay that way unless the way I am treated changes, which, I know it won't, so, this is the MK you're now stuck with permanently...

I don't like being this way, it's just, it's the only way I know to fight back, be as mean and evil as the people who have wronged me, I wanted to fit in, I wanted to just be a normal person, and YES, I admit I was a huge gay ass newbie in the beginning, or atleast you all thought I acted like one, and I tried to change, I did change, I was even excepted for a while, but, I kept getting attacked, I am willing to try to be a normal person here, I don't want to be attacked by you all, I have tried:

*To just take the abuse
*To fight back
*To plead for the attacking to stop
*Just be plain fucking annoying

Anyway, I would ask you guys what you want me to do, but, I already know the answer...

"GO AWAY MK!"

Well, that's not gonna happen, as I said in another thread, I maybe dont even like this board anymore, the only reason I might even be here is just for my little revenge against you all, if the attacks on me went away, I'd eventually lose interest and just fade away. Remember how for about a week or two ago I wasn't here, well, if when I just made one or two posts today and yesterday, if they WERENT attacked, maybe I would have gone away for good, but, I still see that I am attacked, so, I must continue on my quest for vengance. Maybe I'll go away for a little while again and post in a week or two or something, and if I do, and it's not flamed, then, I'll have no reason to stay here anymore, then, maybe you'll finally get rid of me and we can BOTH be happy..."

- MK.

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"You go girlfriend"

- Living on air bubbles

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"MK, wow you're one cool guy. I mean, I especially like you in your badass mode, I mean like, wtf, you swear every 3 words. It really cool. Some day I hope to be just like you. When I have children, I'm going to name the girl "Emm" and the boy "Kay" in your honor."

- Jman

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"Look, I honestly don't hate MK or anything. Some of his posts that are considered annoying just lack timing, and whenever he starts a topic (where it's labelled what he wants to talk about, and it's usually legit) he gets crap for no reason.

But given that, is it wrong that I clicked on this hoping to read StarCaliber's response?"

- cfalcon

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"As for what StarCaliber told me to do,
here's the log...

StarCaliber: Why do you keep posting?
MK: What do you mean exactly?
MK: Like why am I even still here?
StarCaliber: Exactly.
MK: Why do you guys hate me so much?
MK: I atleast need an honest answer
StarCaliber: Because you act like an idiot
StarCaliber: Don't end your ###### posts with "-MK".

[NOTE: I quit doing that, except for when I want to be spiteful]

MK: Is that it?
MK: Well if you would've JUST told ME
StarCaliber: That among other things.
StarCaliber: Don't post shit that's already been posted

[If I do this, it's an honest mistake now, I don't do it on purpose, I'm sorry ok, we
all make mistakes]

StarCaliber: Don't reply to yourself

[I know not to do this now, only have done it once or twice since then that I can remember]

MK: ok
MK: Look, I want to be accepted here, I dont like enemies, I want u guys to like me, etc...

StarCaliber: And just because something's news to you doesn't mean that it's news to everyone else

[I learned a lot from this, when was the last time I posted any news]

MK: I'm not being a jerk on purpose

[Used to not be a jerk on purpose, now, I do it just as a means of revenge when people cuss me out, say shut up, etc...]

StarCaliber: Anyone who cares has already seen that Smash Melee Trailer

MK: ok;
MK: Fine, I'll quit saying anything about news
MK: I'll just assume ui already know it
StarCaliber: You can report news
StarCaliber: That is not news, tho
MK: How do I know what is news though?
StarCaliber: It's been on IGNinsider
for over a week
MK: ok
StarCaliber: And stop saying stupid things
MK: ok;
MK: I will, I'll think before I post
MK: Hey. SC, thanks for telling me these things, I'm sorry for all the annoyances
StarCaliber: Like the remark about Nintendo's "mental capacity" in relation to them not being able to acquire the rights to put Sonic (another multi-billion dollar corporate franchies) in their mascot game
StarCaliber: *franchise
MK: ok, I'll quit bashing N.
StarCaliber: ...
MK: and I'll quit saying stupid things
MK: and all that other stuff u saidf
StarCaliber: it's okay to bash N when they're the ones being idiots
MK: ok;
StarCaliber: but you need to be able to understand when they're wrong and when they're right
MK: I just wanna fit in, sorry I didn't hit it off so well. ok ok....
StarCaliber: and quit "wanting to fit in"
MK: ok;
StarCaliber: if you fit in, it will happen naturally
MK: gotcha.... (I think one problem is I'm popular in real life)
MK: as odd as they may sound, I really am
StarCaliber: I'll bet so. _
MK: hehe, I know, it sounds like a lie
MK: Well, thank you for the advice StarCaliber, I'll remember what you've said...
MK: I better go though, I've got some stuff I need to do, see you around ok? StarCaliber: uh
StarCaliber: k
MK: bye
MK: peace "

- MK, lolffff


------[at least they tried, come on, theyy gave it their best]------


Best of the inferior Pokemon boards.

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"Pity that the best ARE the Starters and Suicune." - Megalugiagal200, "Which Water Pokmon is the best?(No Starters and Legendaries)" Serebii.net

"Please tell me that was a joke" - Myself.

"It wasn't, the best water Pokemon are Feraligatr,Blastiose,Suicune,Slowbro,and Vaporeon. Kingdra's crap, IMHO." - Megalugiagal200, Serebii.net

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"If a pokemon knows an Ice attack, they don't need an Electric."

- L1701E, Pojo.

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"YOU SPELT UIRU WRONG. GO AND FIX IT."

Uiru, "Eight words that will null every negative comment you've said about me", RPGamer.

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"BTW, can you just stop acknowledging the fact that at one point I was a poor stupid newbie? I mean, really. Seeing those old quotes is scarring.

I'm sure all the old AGNPers just laugh and laugh whenever they hear my name, and I've forever fallen into their unofficial Hall of Shame, but it's kinda old now. I dunno. I was always akin to "burying the hatchet".

Ugh. I was worthless and mocked before and am still worthless and mocked now. Next thing that happens is me finding a time machine and discovering that I am worthless and mocked forevermore."

- Dizzybum, RPGamer.

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"cat gonk... HERE?"

- Frak, RPGamer.

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"Jolteon
-Thunderbolt
-Body Slam
-Reflect
-Pin Missle

I NEED HELP!"

- Tyler Durden 3, but wait for the replliies.

"replace pin missile with thunder wave and then add thunder over body slam then u have higher chance of paralysis with thunder wave ann aa more powerfu attack with thunder hope i helped"

- gtrbrian862001

"Takedown over pin missile."

- CoolJohn90

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"...IceCoating Suicunes are banned in my league.IceCoating anythings are."

- Misty99_2000, Serebii.net

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"i think i speak for catgonk and myself when i say that you people are hopeless."

- TheGreatPariah, serebii.net

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"January 1999: AGNP is formed to start research of pokmon"

"I hate Karp park, it's the stupidest place on the net"

- both lines from Googi, Studio 64 (foundd when running Molly Nut Bomb on Google)

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"Buncha standards? Skarmory, Marowak, Magneton, all non-standard."

- Rebel 2K1, Mod of "Shadow Of A Gym's"" "Final Team" section, Shadow.

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"Curse helps protect T-tar from Cross Chop."

- GymLeaderDawn, Pojo.

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"Your strategies are flawed and very beatable"

- Flying Destiny, TPM.

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"What the point of useing agility in battle? Speed determine who goes first so it wouldn't matter after the first turn."

- Dark Rhyhorn, Pojo.

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"Machamp's Attack stinks so much its a wonder anyone uses him/her."

- Misty99 2000, Shadow.

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"why do people choose strategy over power if you use power it is much better because

1.takes shorter setup just start attacking you ko them and more life

2. they dont rely on the luck of hopeing they hurt themsleves in confusion or they get fully paralized or if attaract works or the one who suupports all is taken out

3. with power if one goes down 5 more can fight in strategy take for example bigcheese4's bell resters miltank is taken out the rest of the team falls

these are all reasons why power is better than strategy w/ the exception of rest w/ mint berry"

- SuperSlowking, Pojo.

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"Why do you always use Doube-team? It's verry cheap to win with DT"

- Dinoleaf, Serebii.net (he wasn't referrring to me, but you didn't need to know that)

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"Thunderpunch and Thunderbolt are both good, but i prefer Thunderpunch.
Also, in my opinion Umbreon isn't as good as Espeon and finally Rollout is a very good attack, so it is ideal for Donphan. i go for power not stratergy with pokemon!"

- Psyduck UK, Serebii.net Forums

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"Nice team but can I ask one question....Okay here it is Why are people so excited that your posting did you do something special...."

-KingdraKing_2000, TPM, to me.

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"most people at school say im imature and most people at school hate me except 4 people so my total freinds are 5 that i see without netbuddies(thats why i asked am i mature)"

- matt, Serebii.net

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"GP used one of those when he battled a long time ago, and later on I got a crit hit and he quit..."

- BlazingTiger, on Disposeable Gengar, Seerebii.net.

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"Just because you don't have the skills to use a Sunflora doesn't mean it's not a good Pokemon."

- GrnMarvl13, Serebii.net, now we know whhere TGD went..

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"Jynx? Good Pokemon. Having it depend on putting Pokemon to sleep? Good idea? From experience, I can tell you that it's NOT a good idea."

- GrnMarvl13, Serebii.net, olol.

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"Well so what I teach them moves and catch ones that are not in the game. Ow ya and volco asked me to keep an eye on what you guys post about him since he has to work the next couple of nights and has some law work to do so if you trash him I'll trash you."

- WHAT, Serebii.net

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"No, I made a mistake when I typed that. I know that luck is a percent chance of occurrence. I wouldn't intentionally say something that ignorant, especially when I know how to define something as simple as that properly. You caught onto nothing, you just found "one" little sentence with a mistake, and that mistake didn't prove I didn't know I was talking about. All it proves it that i'm not perfect. You act as if you couldn't make the same mistake, or if you did, you most likely wouldn't admit to it, case in point your past "sig" error when you meant to say sigh. You never ever admitted it was a mistake. Instead you just made up some excuse to hide your mistake. At least I can admit I can make any kind typographical error in a post, unlike you Mr. "I know what I'm talking about and no one else does if what someone says questions my knowledge." "

- Michael, Serebii.net, this part of his post made me fall off my chair..

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"Ive never heard of cat gonk either but everyone seems to think that he's god."

- pokefanstock2, serebii.net

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"that's probably not ian Garvey...i could go and pretend to be Ian Garvey.....it's some wanabe...he thinks that Competitions that are Official are more important than the GSbot....it's true it's true"

- Nidoking, Pojo, on EeveeTrainer, who laater told him that he was just a very skilled impersonator.

This was posted to AH under message title "Ian Garvey = 1337".

Replies:
"Who the fuck is Ian Garvey?" - MewtwoSama.
"Quite possibly the funniest thing ever posted." - MrE, looking at the topic.

------[TM32 > you]------

"Double Team: The Cheapest Move Available."

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"I see all of these Double Teamers everywhere and wonder: why the Heck do you guys use them? They are just moves to make you guys try to look good and that the other people miss. I see it as a n00bie move and that if you use Double Team, then that shows you have no skill, just the ability to have luck to ruin the more experienced guy's day. plus with Baton Pass, you can spead it to the team, and make them invincible. Why do you do it? please, i would like to know why you people use such a n00bie move to your advantage when there are more possibilities."

- J-man Cool

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"No way. The cheapest thing ever is to send out an Electrode with a Pink Bow and use Explosion."

- Icefire Queen.

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"Doubleteam, cheap? Nah. Doubleteams one of the best moves you can use in the game! The cheapest thing Ive seen so far was an Electrode with screech and then Explodes because Explosion is normal so it physical. Now thats cheap!"

- BigCheese4.

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"DT is cheap. Enough said. Let's review the facts. DT increases your Evasion. The opponent can't hit you. The opponent is very skilled, so you use DT to weasel your way out of the match. The opponent is about to deply his oh-so-great strategy, when you use DT. That would be very cheap."

- Totodile Of Pojo.

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"...Still though, people have been crying "Double Team is cheap!" for ages, even with the increase in countermeasures that accompanied GS. DT was quite dominant in RBY, but in GS, well, if there ever was an "Intelligence Clause", or a "Strategy Clause", it would start with the complete and outright ban of Double Team from GS games."

- Me (wait for the reply from the guy wwhho posted the first message)

"Thank you CatGonk for backing me up. Now that is the expertise i was looking for."

- J Man Cool, *fwoosh*.


------[got to get kitty with it]------

Cat-Gonk's GS Team.

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This is my GSBot team at the moment, as opposed to "The Living Ancestors II" which is banned due to Evade Clause/Cat-Gonk Clause being around. It's had a fairly decent record so far, I can't really complain about its performance. Most of my losses can be attributed to me either not paying attention to the chat window or insane luck, after all.


Jolteon: "Jolterror"
Thunderbolt
Thunder Wave
Substitute
Attract
- Leftovers

Automaton, a long-time training partner of mine claims to have made this the standard, so I'm taking it out for a whirl. Reflect and Miracleberry will most likely replace Sub and Leftovers when I get my ass kicked by another physical-heavy team.


Moltres: "Daihawk"
Fire Blast
Sunny Day
Double Edge
Substitute
- Leftovers

Most problems simply just go away when you blast them with a special attack with as obscene a power as this, as long as you can get Serebii to DT to it first. Turns Miltank into a fine paste, does rather well just for switching in and out.


Celebi:
Solarbeam
Recover
Baton Pass
Double Team
- PrzcureBerry

Since he's not considered cheap (and for good reason in most cases), and he fits this team perfectly, why not use it? Solarbeam for some amperage if he has to switch in to dispose of a Water type, or a Tyranitar (which is bad, bad news for this lineup if it appears).

Switch in your "psuedohazer". Oh, go on. Please? By the time you fire I'll have two Double Teams to protect me, and that's a chance I'm willing to take considering that the only thing I lose is two miserable PP. Can take three Drill Pecks from a Zapdos, so he can get nice and DTed up before passing away for the kill.


Kingdra: "Tsunami"
Ice Beam
Double-Edge
Curse
Rest
- Leftovers/Mint Berry

Backup for Curselax. May get DT over Ice Beam in homage to Neo Syrex, or Hydro Pump for those ferking Marowak. No STAB with DE, who cares? It'll become a two-hit kill instead of a one.

Stands up to Water, which this team has a problem with, as well as pretty much anything else save for Present Miltank.


Marowak: "Invictus"
Earthquake
Rock Slide
Fire Blast
Sunny Day
- TAKE A WILD GUESS

Can pave the way for Moltres as well as having a nasty little suprise for any Skarmory (nothing but free kills IMHO) and Scizor. Gets BPed to frequently, kills stuff and does it well.


Snorlax: "Mr M00b0t0"
Double-Edge/Earthquake
Fire Blast
Curse
Rest
- Leftovers

Assrape incarnate, Fire Blast again for the free frag on Scizor and Skarmory, Earthquake is his usual main weapon, I hate Missy and Gengar and once managed to 5-0 a guy b/c Snorlax killed everything bar Moltres and the prole didn't realise that the whole time I didn't have DE.


Well yeah, that's the team. It's pretty basic and doesn't really have anything too non-standard, but I am thinking about a new opener...

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And, according to Razor Roller from Pojo, what it should look like (this is when it had Starmie, BTW).

Starmie @ King's Rock
Surf
Thunder
Rain Dance
Confuse Ray

Moltres @ Leftovers
Flamethrower
Sky Attack
Light Screen
Swagger

Celebi @ Miracle Seed
Heal Bell
Giga Drain
Psychic
Baton Pass

Jolteon @ Silver Powder
Toxic
Pin Missile
Thunderbolt
Thunderwave

Marowak @ Thick Club
Bone Rush
Toxic
Rock Slide
Fire Blast

Snorlax @ Leftovers
Rest
Earthquake
Shadow Ball
Curse


------[harrassment in real-time]------


Best of AIM:

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Atari Pez: lynx would be as sexy as cat gonk on saturday morning

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"Email me at BabeMagnt18@hotmail.com. Okay, so you want to know my interests....hmmmm.....well of course I love women;-)I'm also a gymnast, hey I need something to keep me flexible with all the weightlifting I do....."

- Heracross20's AIM info.

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"Yea, can you reach that for me? Hmm? No, I just can't seem to find a way to wedge it far enough up there to be able to manipulate it in such a manner that satisfies what I'm feeling."

- Simyn's AIM info.

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TR myuutsu: <Purplez_A_Fruit> meh should be in the dictionnary
<myuutsu> It's in the CatGonkian dictionary, you're just spelling it wrong.

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Azure Haights: Hey
Azure Haights: Dread called you a Prole God.
Azure Haights: "He isn't a prole, but proles look up to him."

"Nah, Dread didn't say that.
That's practically word for word what _I_ said to _DREAD_"
-

Azure Haights: BTW, Dread DID say that to me about you.
Azure Haights: He may have stole 's words, but he DID say that.

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Aoryuu: Jumpluff = orgasm opener. It's like Electrode plus Parasect
CatGonk: Indeed.
CatGonk: IT'S JUST LIKE ELECTRODE
Aoryuu: Not really.
CatGonk: HAHAHAHA
Aoryuu: Electrode can paralyse and explode
CatGonk: IT'S THE GRASS ELECTRODE
CatGonk: BBB HEATHEN
Aoryuu: Jumpluff paralyses, sleeps, poisons, giga drains, and is sturdy enough to take a lot more than I'd expect.
Aoryuu: Besides, I don't like the bomb ball because it's boring. I like Jumpluff because you can imagine it being a slutty little cheerleader
CatGonk: Heh.
CatGonk: Well, both of them get it regularly, so that's another thing they have in common.
CatGonk: Electrode being the Devil's Testicles and all
Aoryuu: How can Electrode get ANY?
CatGonk: It has its ways
Aoryuu: It can't breed with anything but Ditto. Jumpluff can fuck Azumarill and indirectly Quagsire

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NewHaights: <----------- 95.3 kb
CatGonk: 102
CatGonk: ONE OH TWO
CatGonk: BWA
NewHaights: >:o
NewHaights: Greather than colon oh

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Droe Manred: NOW KNEEL BEFORE ME.
CAT g ON k: :-*
Droe Manred: Let me rephrase that.
Droe Manred: KNEEL BEFORE ME in a non-sexual manner.
CAT g ON k: lol

It worked better with the changing font sizes, but meeh.

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Aoryuu: <chuckles>
Aoryuu: And, yes, I have.
CatGonk: Have what?
Aoryuu: score
CatGonk: ^_^
CatGonk: Actually...
CatGonk: ;_;
CatGonk: I wanted to be your first.
Aoryuu: Which, depressingly, makes me one of the most sexually experienced people I know who isn't married or a parent. ;p
Aoryuu: <patpat> there there. She wanted you to be my first as well.
CatGonk: ^_^

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AvatarST2: Sorry about a sec ago
CAT g ON k: heh
CAT g ON k: check the thread
CAT g ON k: it's great
CAT g ON k: face can't read
AvatarST2: My mom was in the comp.
CAT g ON k: sry
AvatarST2: And she got scared or something.

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CAT g ON k: i should be sleeping
HamletThePig: with me

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CAT g ON k: anyway, i should go now, i have uni tomorrow
HamletThePig: NO
HamletThePig: you walk out that door
HamletThePig: DON'T EVER BOTHER COMING BACK

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LP Elian: my mom is regulatin'on me

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Aoryuu: But it's D&D shit, so I'll stop talking about it, as it instantaneously lowers my sex appeal. Instead, have I told you about my bisexual girlfriend?
Aoryuu: As in, actually fantasises about having sex with girls, checks out girls in public, and not-like-Jen-in-any-way bisexual? ;p
CAT g ON k: you're in my sig as having a bisexual girlfriend
CAT g ON k: and so's that
Aoryuu: Oh, how about that, then.
Aoryuu: I mean, it might have slipped your mind.
Aoryuu: I mean, me having sex with a half-lesbian and all.
CAT g ON k: what were we talkinga bout again?
CAT g ON k: oh that's right

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After some anime reference..

Aoryuu: Sorry, that one was a bit high-brow
Aoryuu: tits and bum jokes from now on, just so you can keep up
Aoryuu: So, your word for the day, Cat-Gonk, is Uterus.
Aoryuu: Say it with me now, 'yooterus'
Aoryuu: Hm. Actually, that one may be a bit much for you... I'll put it in a poem for you then.
Aoryuu: There was an old woman who lived in a shoe;
Aoryuu: she had so many children her uterus fell out.
CAT g ON k: ..
Aoryuu: Think you can handle that one?
Aoryuu: Now, remember, as it is your word of the day, it is your duty to find new and interesting ways to slip it into conversation.
CAT g ON k: one day i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that will let me stab people in the face through the internet

CAT g ON k: yet
CAT g ON k: tes
CAT g ON k: YES
CAT g ON k: UTERUS

Aoryuu: Anyay, now that I've enriched your life, how exactly do you plan on paying me back?
Aoryuu: Stabbing my face off is no longer valid payment, and the Olsens are sloppy now you've had your turns with them

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CAT g ON k: so it's scouting time?
LP Elian: meh
LP Elian: i use awp still
CAT g ON k: no
CAT g ON k: scout
CAT g ON k: rawks
LP Elian: now
LP Elian: no*
LP Elian: i own you
CAT g ON k: incorrect
LP Elian: lol.
CAT g ON k: i scouted an AWPEr once when he was lining up on me
LP Elian: ...
CAT g ON k: at a lan
CAT g ON k: it was great
LP Elian: dude
LP Elian: when i awp
CAT g ON k: i saw him zeroing in
LP Elian: it's like i have spider senses
CAT g ON k: rotfl
LP Elian: lol
LP Elian: i'm serious
LP Elian: i don't die
LP Elian: if i awp
CAT g ON k: lol
LP Elian: i at least have a 4:1
LP Elian: at the very least
CAT g ON k: dude
CAT g ON k: that's par for the course when you AWP
LP Elian: ..i'm even better with scout.
CAT g ON k: i usually get about 2:1 wen i decide to be a fag, and I don't use it much
CAT g ON k: that i can believe
CAT g ON k: the scout makes you leet
LP Elian: i like awp better
LP Elian: it makes me feel more manly :-(
CAT g ON k: awp makes my balls feel almost as small as pornys

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CAT g ON k: khaki isn't black
valaskalas: hayll yeah it is, fgt
CAT g ON k: no
CAT g ON k: check the dictionary fucknut
CAT g ON k: khaki is not black
valaskalas: dictionaries are for campers

Aoryuu: It seems Mr. My-Dick-Looks-Like-A-Sink-Valve-Pipe is also colourblind

valaskalas: My dick does not look like a God damned sink valve pipe!
valaskalas: It's slightly curved goddammit

valaskalas: bah, this is going nowhere
valaskalas: note: not SPNAK
valaskalas direct connection is closed.
valaskalas signed off at 5:51:56 PM.

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LP Elian: you're a nigger
LP Elian: shut up
LP Elian: before you get slapped
LP Elian: fucking nigger
CAT gON k: elian rules
LP Elian: :D
LP Elian: catgonk rules tew :-*

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StarCaliber: why are people who post on Azure so bad at video games
StarCaliber: i almost think that if I stopped posting, my CS kpd would go up

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CatGonk: *goes to take shower*
CatGonk: fuck, water's too cold
phonowave: i have a cold shower every other day
phonowave: it's good for you, actually
CatGonk: yeah, but in your case it's to get rid of the erection created by hearing N-Sync on the radio.
CatGonk: :-*
phonowave: haha
phonowave: cold water tends to give me erections

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Aoryuu: <wants Gonk's Gonklings>

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While talking about MMBN2..

valaskalas: totally broken
catg O n K: heh
valaskalas: like my pensi
catg O n K: OMG COURAGE
valaskalas: yes
valaskalas: irony too
valaskalas: by using a statement that is directed as an insult to me I create irony out of thin air
valaskalas: like magic!

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CatGonk: I'm debating whether or not to ask K to bring back ET.
CaptainCunnilate: ?
CaptainCunnilate: Was ET banned?
CatGonk: Yeah.
CatGonk: Apparently he took over the chat, or K blames him for it.
CaptainCunnilate: Then please don't ask to bring him back.
CaptainCunnilate: You have no clue what he does.
CatGonk: Hahahahaha
CaptainCunnilate: He took over my chat.
CatGonk: Haaahaaahaaa
CatGonk: Now, it comes to the choosing between the greater of two evils.
CatGonk: Which one of you do I piss off the most....

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valaskalas: Pansy, too scared for the might of my desktop.
CatGonk: I don't want anything associated with you and your b0rked wang

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Foo Tit Ch: JERRY! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO IT TO HER JERRY!? SHE'S ONLY EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!

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ChanPerv: I shall be a mini CatGonk.
ChanPerv: Except I'm Canadian.
ChanPerv: =P
ChanPerv: I musn't be a mini CatGonk.
ChanPerv: I musn't do drugs.
ChanPerv: ;_;
ChanPerv: This font really sucks.
ChanPerv signed off at 1:04:33 AM.

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CaptainCunnilate: I would perhaps kill myself if I were DL.

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Pr0nbotPKMN: I'll respect and like Mr. Bush if he doesn't get us nuked
Catgo Nk: I will respect Dubya if he actually handles this with any intelligence at all
CaptainCunnilate: I will respect Dubya if he can spell the word nuclear.

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Pr0nbotPKMN: Yay, it's captain cuntface

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AutomatonOmega: I broke my brother's friends OP.
AutomatonOmega: I tried to spread his legs too far.
CATGO nk: he died in a rush of pleasure
AutomatonOmega: Indeed.
AutomatonOmega: He loved the way I smacked his ass.

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s TAR caliBER: OH MY GOD.
s TAR caliBER: GONK.
s TAR caliBER: AIM.
s TAR caliBER: APOCALYPSE.
s TAR caliBER: ETC.

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CaptainCunnilate: :-*
CaptainCunnilate: SCREECH


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TAR caliBER: but yeah I set up an off topic forum on that shit cos me and Pb talked about it and decided we'd eventually all be banned from heights
s TAR caliBER: and might as well have a new start already :-*
s TAR caliBER: plus I fucked with the thing and got us, oh yes...TEH AIM SMLEYS AS EMOTICONS.
CAT g ON k: OMG
CAT g ON k: KALLY BAR I LOVE YOU
CAT g ON k: I'll sign up right away
s TAR caliBER: :-*
s TAR caliBER: people use them in every post lol
s TAR caliBER: it's like a fucking AIM chat room

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On the Cat-Gonk Can..

JenovaMystera: Neat.
JenovaMystera: I want one.
JenovaMystera: Does it taste nice?
orgasmiC Gas: lol yes
orgasmiC Gas: :-*
JenovaMystera: You sure?
orgasmiC Gas: from what i've heard
JenovaMystera: send me a free sample? :p

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During a dead chat..

disarmedsteve: Ugh
disarmedsteve: Gonk you whore, do something.
disarmedsteve: It's just like we're in bed. You just lay there like a dead fish. >:o

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Sakura Miyako: mike says he wants to see me naked
NiCadBattery: Mike?
Sakura Miyako: my bf
NiCadBattery: Your odds of finding a boyfriend are about as good as the Chinese Winter Olympic team winning without steroids

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Bong Rocket: DON'T CALL JAPANESE HARDCORE JAPCORE

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On one of those personality tests..

Bong Rocket: im kittie for some reason, even though i said we were underground
Bong Rocket: fucking faggot nipshit
Bong Rocket: kittie is about as mallcore as they come
Bong Rocket: WUSUP MALLGOTH

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CAT g ON k: kally bar
StarCaliber: Y HELO SIR.
CAT g ON k: Have you got a mp3 of Fanha's "Without Me"?
StarCaliber: lol

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CAT g ON k: SEX
Auto response from LP Elian: what i'd give to be there...

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NiCadBattery: Pot TV's most popular Host,Marijuana Man is back with more tips on Growing Yer own. As well the Man gives us a breakdown on Politics and Pot.
Bong Rocket: relapse is cool too
Bong Rocket: YAY MARIJUANA MAN
Bong Rocket: he rules
Bong Rocket: he gives all kinds of good grow advice
NiCadBattery: lol
Bong Rocket: and smokes a shitload
NiCadBattery: is he dressed like a big leaf?
Bong Rocket: no
NiCadBattery: they should have childrens shows

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StarCaliber: Dude this jshadias motherfucker needs to beaten with a god damned brick.
StarCaliber: Repeatedly.
StarCaliber: And in the head.
m3lk0rz: No fucking shit.
m3lk0rz: He's probably worse than MK.
m3lk0rz: Or rather, he is what MK was.
StarCaliber: yeah
StarCaliber: hey can you post something along the lines of "STFU STARCALIBER NOBODY WINS JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I AM THE BEST." on this thread?
m3lk0rz: How's that?
StarCaliber: wonderful, thanks dude
m3lk0rz: No problem.

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CAT g ON k: Me and LS just did a number on TTS in chat
PsybroUK: Sweet.
PsybroUK: I assume the log will be making its jolly way to Karp Park?
CAT g ON k: do you really need to ask me that?

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BIFFSTERpkmn: omg
CATGO nk: ian
Pr0nbotPKMN: McGyver
Foo Tit Ch: wtf!!!11

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phonowave: that arouses me
CatGonk: anything I say arouses you

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CAT g ON k: i can't view anything you send over this connex, but i will once i get off it
CAT g ON k: (fucked uni thing, don't ask..i should fix it but i can't be arsed)
mewtwosama: fucked unit?
mewtwosama: b0rked wang!
CAT g ON k: i'll cp that to kalas now

CAT g ON k: mewtwosama: b0rked wang!

valaskalas: valaskalas: you could just say it to my face n00b
mewtwosama: fucked unit?
mewtwosama: b0rked wang!
valaskalas: fgt
mewtwosama: lol
valaskalas: n00b
CAT g ON k: lolf

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CAT g ON k: MANLOVE
Auto response from LP Elian: out
LP Elian: YEA I"LL SHOW YOU MANLOVE
CAT g ON k: FINALLY
LP Elian: RIGHT IN YOUR ANUS HOLE
CAT g ON k: :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-* UNF UNF UNF
CAT g ON k: check my info
LP Elian: UNF UNF UN FUNF UNF UNF ?>:o UN FUNFUNF
LP Elian: >:o>:o>:oUFN>:oUNF>:oUNF
CAT g ON k: :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*
LP Elian: k
LP Elian: i'm leaving again
CAT g ON k: fine
Auto response from LP Elian: out

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StarCaliber: we were scrimmaging a CAL-i clan
StarCaliber: EG is one of teh most FAMOUS CONTARSTRIEK CLANZ EVAR
StarCaliber: so when we killed any of them, we took screens 8-)
CAT g ON k: lol
StarCaliber: if you took all our kills and put them into a highlight reel, you could make people think we played them well
StarCaliber: ...and lost 22-2 8-)

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CAT g ON k: btw, that thread in AH has quite possibly been the biggest ego-stroke I've ever seen
PikaCharma: Which one? The "unimpressed"? Or the one where people wanted to wank to you?

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PsybroUK: omg catgonk wtf </probably 58th person to have said that in the last 5 minutes>
CAT g ON k: Pretty much

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ChampthomOfTGP: Champthomania is the fever thats gonna sweep the nation.

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Lony Tynch: CAT GONK
Lony Tynch: MY FRIEND LIVES ON MUNT STREET
CatGonk: Munt street!
Lony Tynch: munt street =-O
CatGonk: Dude
CatGonk: Photograph that sign for me
Lony Tynch: ok
Lony Tynch: its any awesome street
Lony Tynch: all of these hot chicks live on it :-*

Lony Tynch: cg whats your email address
Lony Tynch: i'll mail you the pic of munt street when i get it
SanDimasFBRules: catgonk@FUCKZENI.net
MTSowbugs: Giving out email in a room where people say cockgobbler is a bad idea.

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mistaKM: :-(
mistaKM: >:o
mistaKM: :-[
CATGO nk: :-*
mistaKM: :-D

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TDAJumpman16: Oh...
TDAJumpman16: ...almost forgot.
TDAJumpman16: :-*

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Azure Haights: Oh, and what would you get if you processed Miltank's milk?
CAT g ON k: you've told me this i think and i repressed it
Azure Haights: Pocket muenster?
CAT g ON k: DIE

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Pokecapn: haights will bear my children
Pokecapn: through the marvels of modern science

Azure Haights: You want capn to have your children too?
CAT g ON k: both of you :-*
Azure Haights: Me too?
Azure Haights: :-*

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GregVandeVen: I read your live journal occasionally
GregVandeVen: FYI
GregVandeVen: I SPY ON YOU

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CAT g ON k: fanha singing to caleta should win a grammy
uberjolt: lmao
uberjolt: there's a funny story about that
uberjolt: Articuno64 gave it to ET, ET put it on his site, and the link got spread around for a while
uberjolt: Fanha found out and took the GSBots down and was all "THEY R GOEN 4 GUD B/C ARTI IS GAY AND EMBARRASED ME"
CAT g ON k: LOL
CAT g ON k: you're serious
uberjolt: yes
CAT g ON k: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gg fanha NETBATTLE
uberjolt: they're up now
uberjolt: because fanha realized arti made his own (better) bots
uberjolt: and no one gave a fuck about his bots
CAT g ON k: rolf
CAT g ON k: about time
uberjolt: so he brought them back about 2 hours later and said "sorry"
uberjolt: i loled irl
CAT g ON k: yes
CAT g ON k: i posted the words to it on fanny's journal
uberjolt: heh
uberjolt: "HI I R DAVID JOHNSON AND I LIEK MY KITTY"
uberjolt: "KITTY IS MY ONLY FRIEND HE UNDERSTANDS ME"
CAT g ON k: LOLFFF
CAT g ON k: "MY KITTY IS THE ONLY THING THAT UNDERSTANDS ME *UNF*"
CAT g ON k: beat me to it
uberjolt: lol
uberjolt: I missed the UNF though
CAT g ON k: "WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE ME MAYBE IT'S THE COCK UP MY ASS"
uberjolt: AND THE FLOPPY DRIVE ON MY DICK
CAT g ON k: oh god if i posted this on his journal he'd kill himself
uberjolt: ROFL


GregVandeVen: Oh my god, dude
GregVandeVen: i don't think I listen to this song
CAT g ON k: ROLF
GregVandeVen: how did SC get this?
GregVandeVen: I feel vile, even hearing this voice trying to be romantic, and failing
GregVandeVen: hahah....
GregVandeVen: poor guy
GregVandeVen: that's all I can stay
GregVandeVen: poor, fucking guy
GregVandeVen: he's lost
CAT g ON k: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
CAT g ON k: lolff i'd quote this in my sig but THAT WOULD BLOW YOUR COVER

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Azure Haights: Why does pigeon + pidgey = moogle?
CAT g ON k: ....
Azure Haights: Coo-poppo
CAT g ON k: i want to stab you

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CAT g ON k: BADCROW WILL ALWAYS BE MY NIGGA
uberjolt: SO TRU, YO
CAT g ON k: I PUT HIS NAME ON THE WALL WITH THE REST OF MY DOGGS LIKE KALLY BAR AND SAMA
uberjolt: THEY WAS SOME HARDK0RE MUTHAS YO
CAT g ON k: STRAIGHT UP G

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Fish151PKMN: I dig Biffster's treats.

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StarCaliber: then I remembered that The Almighty Oppressive Don't-Say-Mean-Things-To-Faggots Dictator that runs the joint nuked it
CAT g ON k: you had a face thread that got nuked?
CAT g ON k: MAKE ANOTHER
StarCaliber: lol
StarCaliber: it was in the Info Booth
CAT g ON k: lol
CAT g ON k: probably why i didn't see it
StarCaliber: it was called "Once upon a time..."
CAT g ON k: k's deleted my posts flaming pinsir_sama
CAT g ON k: how'd it go?
StarCaliber: and it said "...a certain member of this board posted a goodbye thread, and was then, how do I say..."assisted" in this leaving thread.

Recently, another such individual posted such a declaration, and is still here.

Not that I'm...implying anything. :-X"
StarCaliber: complete with the link to that AIM face

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CAT g ON k: Oh, and there will be photos soon
CAT g ON k: Amanda emptied an entire roll of film onto us making out
PikaCharma: LMAO. Go you.
PikaCharma: Um...are these *clothed* photos?
CAT g ON k: yes....
CAT g ON k: sry
PikaCharma: Dammit! I wanted Gonk pr0n.
CAT g ON k: heh
CAT g ON k: don't we all
PikaCharma: *laughs* Yes. Yes we do.
CAT g ON k: but i wouldn't be able to sleep knowing that the extinction of every species of cat in the world was due to me
PikaCharma: *snicker* You mean all teh cats aren't ALREADY extinct?
PikaCharma: I think I killed Simba the other night.
PikaCharma: Well, either Simba or the Thundercats. Take your pick.

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CatGonk: </ego>
Aoryuu: And people say it'd never happen

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MewTwoSama: ewww, all over the E key

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ATRFenix: GASP
ATRFenix: MR K IS ON
ATRFenix: GO INTO AGNP
c a t g O n k: what's his AIM name?
ATRFenix: ...mistaKM isn't his screename?~
c a t g O n k: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
c a t g O n k: OMG...
c a t g O n k: *sig*
ATRFenix: ooh, i fucked up.
ATRFenix: shit, don't tell me mistaKM is like Pete the Man or some shit
ATRFenix: PLEASE

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Azure Haights: You and Gonk are NEVER online at the
same time anymore.
Azure Haights: Do you, like, plan that?
KanjiModer: Yes, actually.
KanjiModer: It's quite a clever plan we formulated just
to confuse you.

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StarCaliber: philbo you are a wizard on life they should build you a Shrine of Philbo and charge people money to shake your hand
Philbosan: i dunno, i just find the balance between being a nerd and being popular
StarCaliber: hence the shrine suggestion =-O

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CAT g ON k: you know what
CAT g ON k: we need to get pics of feminem
CAT g ON k: and photoshop fanny's head to them
StarCaliber: YES.

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AvatarST2: When will you finish your career?
CAT g ON k: i get my degree in three years
AvatarST2: Oh, god.
AvatarST2: Eer, I mean, good.
AvatarST2: Stupid typos.
CAT g ON k: lol

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While talking about Amoe...

CAT g ON k: lol
CAT g ON k: i took the best screenshot awhile back
CAT g ON k: it was him saying "I'm not a gogan" or words to that effect
CAT g ON k: and his LJ icon was him all goganed up
JenovaMystera: wtf's a gogan
CAT g ON k: depressed, whiny, angsty, baby goths in overdone makeup who'd be baby rappers were it not for manson
CAT g ON k: often associated with manson shirts and camo pants
CAT g ON k: the term originated from bogans that looked goth and went from there
CAT g ON k: lol
CAT g ON k: the gogans here are, like, all infected with genital herpes
JenovaMystera: ahh
JenovaMystera: yeah
CAT g ON k: thing is, amoe was like "yeah, that sounds like me actually"
CAT g ON k: and i was like >:o
JenovaMystera: he's definitely one of those
CAT g ON k: ahahahhahaha
CAT g ON k: can i put this in my sig

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Sakura Miyako: pwn
Sakura Miyako: i love being evil
CAT g ON k: roffle
Sakura Miyako: well
Sakura Miyako: it goes kinda like this
Sakura Miyako: i nag carly about "knowing" her password
Sakura Miyako: she tells me it
CAT g ON k: lol
Sakura Miyako: i go in, change her password, change her email address to mine
Sakura Miyako: and wait three days until i confirm the email change before i give it back
Sakura Miyako: any time i need it
Sakura Miyako: i lost password it
Sakura Miyako: and
Sakura Miyako: prest
Sakura Miyako: o
Sakura Miyako: you can tell haights, and only haights that it's me
CAT g ON k: okay
Sakura Miyako: or i'll hunt you down like some villian off of spiderman :D

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StarCaliber: dude if I had 3 wishes I would wish for--
StarCaliber: 1) money
StarCaliber: 2) women
StarCaliber: 3) superior video gaming skill
StarCaliber: >:o
CAT g ON k: heh
StarCaliber: winning at video games against good people is like an orgasm only it doesnt feel as good and you dont touch your penis 8-)
CAT g ON k: eh, given that 1 => 2, i'd replace one of those with an enormous horse cock
CAT g ON k: but the latter is entirely optional
StarCaliber: yeah actually it would be more fun to pick up women with a horse cock

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valaskalas: Yes.
valaskalas: I want teh Purin.

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*insert nasty porn pic here*

mistaKM: bah!
mistaKM: fku
mistaKM: wjfi a
mistaKM: gj a;e
mistaKM: ah;go
mistaKM: got that off the screen...
mistaKM: ok, brb >O

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ZerotPKMN: TFC > You
CAT g ON k: bs
ZerotPKMN: Nope. Truth
CAT g ON k: wallhack
ZerotPKMN: Yeah :-(

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disarmedsteve: princess!
CAT g ON k: zep
CAT g ON k: roshy said "le sigh"
CAT g ON k: i'm going to kill you
disarmedsteve: haha

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CAT g ON k: b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk
CAT g ON k: see
CAT g ON k: it's not so bad
valaskalas: >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
CAT g ON k: m3lk0rz: PETE HAS FEELINGS TOO, JUST MAYBE NOT IN HIS WANG.
valaskalas: see that's whatI'm talking about
CAT g ON k: oh come on
valaskalas: my name is automatically associated with b0rk
valaskalas: there's no point in it anymore
CAT g ON k: oh for crying out loud
CAT g ON k: you'd better be putting all of this on
valaskalas: I'm just looking for a sympathy lay:-*:-*:-*
CAT g ON k: heh
CAT g ON k: thought so
valaskalas: no but seriously
valaskalas: my posting days be over

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CAT g ON k: ANAL
Auto response from mistaKM: Smokin'

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CAT g ON k: make love to my ass
Auto response from LP Elian: i'm sleepin :D dreaming of the special someone :D you know who you are.

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Auto response from CAT g ON k: omfg shower scene
Jump XVI: omfg!
Jump XVI: /me imagines Cat-Gonk AGAIN, alone in the shower, body glistening with water of *just* the right temperature ;(
Jump XVI signed off at 11:13:38 AM.

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CAT g ON k: omg
CAT g ON k: capn
n30 P0 k3c4pn: omg
n30 P0 k3c4pn: fuck off
n30 P0 k3c4pn: >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
CAT g ON k: :'(
n30 P0 k3c4pn: either that
n30 P0 k3c4pn: or educate that bloody hell of a chat room

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CAT g ON k: sex
Auto response from mistaKM: I love you Mellisa :-*
CAT g ON k: yes you do
CAT g ON k: wait wasn't it caroline a few days ago
CAT g ON k: what the hell
CAT g ON k: you player

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ZerotPKMN: Do you think I am a freak?
ZerotPKMN: Rav thinks I am a freak because I am a manchild :-(
CAT g ON k: manchild?
ZerotPKMN: Yes.
CAT g ON k: as in you were born out the ass?
ZerotPKMN: Well, he thinks it is wierd I started shaving when I was around 11 or 12
CAT g ON k: okay
CAT g ON k: that's odd
ZerotPKMN: no
ZerotPKMN: lol
CAT g ON k: i'm 19 and i don't shave, but i'm asian so i have an excuse
ZerotPKMN: Hehe
ZerotPKMN: Jump hasn't shaved ever either
CAT g ON k: hmm
CAT g ON k: well
CAT g ON k: i'd have to conclude by saying that you're a yeti
ZerotPKMN: I'm not that hairy. I do sometimes shave my feet though. :-\
CAT g ON k: O_o

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disarmedsteve: I luff zelda+ sheik
disarmedsteve: like a girl who can become a man?
disarmedsteve: she's so mine
CAT g ON k: heh
disarmedsteve: er
disarmedsteve: anyway

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Draedite: I'm a manager at a mcdonalds now.

- ROTFL LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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valaskalas: What sucks is that I'm now unable to make any kind of impact on the community
valaskalas: and also the fact that my Matrox G200 sucks so much ass it makes NWN lag in motherfucking single player
CAT g ON k: because of the b0rk?
valaskalas: ALL THE TIME
CAT g ON k: lol
valaskalas: yeah, because of the b0rk
CAT g ON k: heh
CAT g ON k: at least you're a celebrity
valaskalas: sigh
valaskalas: yeah, like Charles Manson
valaskalas: or Al Gore
CAT g ON k: come on
CAT g ON k: it's not that bad, surely
CAT g ON k: given how many people tell me that it's old
valaskalas: It still doesn't keep them from posting "b0rk" whenever I have anything to say
valaskalas: >:o

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CaptainCunnilate: nite sweety
CATGO nk: :-*

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CATGO nk: *spider*
mistaKM: >:o
mistaKM: =-O=-O
mistaKM: >:o
mistaKM: *shoe*

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CATGO nk: Oh, and I know you're probably going to quote
this to (GUESS WHO), so include this
CATGO nk: :-*
mistaKM: lol
mistaKM: No I wasn't
mistaKM: ;-)
mistaKM: I really wasn't :-P
mistaKM: But now I will!
CATGO nk: Hahahahahaha

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Aoryuu: GIMME PURIN

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Don't Jack Off.

valaskalas: Meeronver: hello, what's up?
valaskalas: School starts at noon. Noon!
valaskalas: Motherfucking noon baby! Yeah!
Meeronver: hell yeah
valaskalas: So I can pr0n all I want and listen to
Molotov.
valaskalas: Skool r0x0rz.
Meeronver: heh, have fun
valaskalas: Yes.
valaskalas: pr0n pr0n pr0n pr0n pr0n
CATGO nk: pr0n?
CATGO nk: http://sweet.teens-teens-teens.net/gauge/
valaskalas: pr0n
CATGO nk: omfg she is nice
valaskalas: You are teh smrt.
CATGO nk: stile claims she has videos
CATGO nk: eh, send me links to pr0n
valaskalas: Kinda... busy now.
CATGO nk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*sends entire thing to DL*
SendInTehClownz: i'm busy too
SendInTehClownz: arg, I need bigger pants

CATGO nk: Aoryuu: Oh, mr. bent dick.
valaskalas: Heh.
valaskalas: My fame precedes me.

CaptainCunnilate: It must be hard to jerk off with that
kinda penis.
CATGO nk: i'm sure he manages
CaptainCunnilate: I try not to imagine.

valaskalas: You're telling everybody, aren't you?
CATGO nk: It would have wound up in my sig.
CATGO nk: At least this way you get to laugh at DL's reply
valaskalas: Heh.

valaskalas: Meeronver: oh btw, you're wrong you know,
girls are not stupid, females are far superior to
males because you guys have your brains in your dicks :
valaskalas: I thought that was the reason men are
superior to women.
Meeronver: no dear, I"m sorry, but using your
sexual organ to think is not a good thing
valaskalas: Lies.
valaskalas: Wang is the answer to everything.
Meeronver: ok, believe whatever you want, but wangs
are ment to be just toys for us girls, that's all
they are
valaskalas: Poor misguided fool.

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disarmedsteve: rawr
CAT g ON k: :-*:-*:-*:-*
CAT g ON k: i put :-* as my interest
disarmedsteve: I see crazy people
CAT g ON k: on lj
disarmedsteve: everydy at work
disarmedsteve: :-*
disarmedsteve: welcome to the club :-*
disarmedsteve: CLUB :-* DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE
disarmedsteve: I think Douche is a proper house sound effect noise
disarmedsteve: I AM CLEVER
disarmedsteve: ok
CAT g ON k: lol
CAT g ON k: yes
CAT g ON k: *douche douche douche*
disarmedsteve: for sure

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Aoryuu: OMG WTF
Aoryuu: OMG
Aoryuu: OMG
Aoryuu: OMG
Aoryuu: THERE IS NOW A DOG-GONK
CAT g ON k: bs
Aoryuu: NO BS!
Aoryuu: I AM DON DON LOVE ME WELL
CAT g ON k: where
Aoryuu: Fox's dog had puppies
CAT g ON k: and one of them is named dog-gonk
Aoryuu: and Fox's mum remarked that one of them walked funny because it had a 'gonky arse'
Aoryuu: so it is now named Dog-Gonk
CAT g ON k: what
CAT g ON k: no

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disarmedsteve: Lysol used to be a douche
disarmedsteve: like wtf
disarmedsteve: how thick was vaginal waste
CAT g ON k: lysol?
disarmedsteve: well
disarmedsteve: in the US iit's a heavy duty bathroom cleaner

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valaskalas: y helo thar :D
Aoryuu: Hello, Sailor
Aoryuu: Are you a viking or a ninja today?
valaskalas: I'm all ninja.
Aoryuu: Have I used the curved sword joke?
valaskalas: Indeed, that is my charachter class in Golden
Sun.
valaskalas: yeah
Aoryuu: Can I use it again?
valaskalas: Although a ninja-to is a straight-edged blade.
valaskalas: Nope.
Aoryuu: why not?
valaskalas: Sir, we do not recycle jokes here.
Aoryuu: Only BENT DICKS! HAHAHAHAHHA!
valaskalas: what.
valaskalas: sry but that's a shit joke
valaskalas: nub
Aoryuu: <shrugs> What would you know?
valaskalas: Everything.
Aoryuu: You're the one with delusions of being a viking. And a ninja. And having a penis you can't hang your tie off.
valaskalas: I am a ninja, after all.
valaskalas: Yeah I could.
valaskalas: that is, if I had a tie.
Aoryuu: That'd be a first.
Aoryuu: Tying something around your dick instead of vice versa, I mean.

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While thinking of ways to edit that famous monologue from Trainspotting..

CAT g ON k: Choose to unknowingly accept a joint laced with speed and wonder where the fuck saturday went and why your room smells like vomit
Azure Haights: Shit-laced vomit ;-)
CAT g ON k: pretty much
Azure Haights: AKA straight vodka ;-)
CAT g ON k: WOMAN
Azure Haights: WOMAN?
CAT g ON k: CAT g ON k: WOMAN

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CAT g ON k: uber theme song = best thing ever
CAT g ON k: lol
CAT g ON k: i was like "omg this sounds familiar"
CAT g ON k: "wait"
CAT g ON k: "....hahahahaha"
StarCaliber: hehe, people wanted to lynch me when I said we should use that
StarCaliber: "STAR I AM NOT A POWER RANGER SCREAM."
CAT g ON k: it goes perfectly with the I R LEET pic
CAT g ON k: i've got it cranked now
StarCaliber: "yse yu0 are, stfu & enjoy morphin tiem"

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disarmedsteve: mm so many folds to fuck

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disarmedsteve: ok
disarmedsteve: I'm tired and myt feet ache
disarmedsteve: I'm either pregnant or tired
disarmedsteve: either or I'm sleeping
CAT g ON k: the former
CAT g ON k: probably
disarmedsteve: ugh another abortion?
disarmedsteve: warm up the bbq for tomorrow then

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valaskalas: WTF is up with the transfer?
CATGO nk: what do you mean?
valaskalas: Its 2kb/s.
CATGO nk: I have a 56K
valaskalas: Hahahahaha.
CATGO nk: I also live in Australia
CATGO nk: We're also sending through AIM
valaskalas: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAaaaaaaa.... *wheeze*
CATGO nk: So, all things considered, I'd say it's moving
pretty fast.
CATGO nk: Silence, Broken Wang Man
valaskalas: Ok, mr. 56k leper.
CATGO nk: My connection's not nearly as messed up as your
penis.
CATGO nk: Not even close.
valaskalas: A man is measured by his connection, then
his wang.
CATGO nk: You'd only like to think so.
CATGO nk: You can pay for a new connection.
CATGO nk: But no amount of surgery could ever hope to
fix your penis.
valaskalas: So it's askewed a bit.
valaskalas: Wang is wang.

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If you're going to take something out of context, do it right.

JumpXVI: Size, really.
JumpXVI: Make the height 768 pixels.
CATGO nk: ah
JumpXVI: LOL
CATGO nk: HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Azure Haights: So, any luck on the rap?
CATGO nk: been driving
Azure Haights: Aah.
CATGO nk: i will try and get onto it today, no, really.
Azure Haights: Keepin the ol' mind on the ol' road.
CATGO nk: and i spent all yesterday on http://www.actsofgord.com
CATGO nk: you rule
Azure Haights: I do.
Azure Haights: Really, you will.
Azure Haights: Where have I heard that one before?
Azure Haights: Oh yes.
CATGO nk: hahahahahah
Azure Haights: Every time I ask Andrusi to post.
Azure Haights: (Oh, and if this ends up in the sig, I
meant that in the NICEST possible way, Andrusi.)
Azure Haights: (Really I did.)
Azure Haights: ;-)
CATGO nk: well, now that you mention it..

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stAr CAL iBer: why does the hot chick fuck the raichu
c a t g O n k: why not?

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CATGO nk: SIGGYTUFF DISPROVES GOD
JumpXVI: *musn't speak directly to the creator of the
Cubic Creation, lest he turn into a pillar of salt*

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Azure Haights: Oh, by the way, I checked with Talen.
Azure Haights: And apparently I am officially not a
fanfag.
CATGO nk: Heh
Azure Haights: Even though I love Ultra Relax.
Azure Haights: And...uhm...just about every Nadesico
song.
CATGO nk: Heh
Azure Haights: Although I never mentioned those songs
to him...
Azure Haights: ...uh-oh.
CATGO nk: heh
Azure Haights: ...you sigged that, didn't you?
CATGO nk: No, but I will now
Azure Haights: Good man.

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Atmsc98 has entered the room.
L33TSage: That was so easy.
L33TSage: ;_;
Atmsc98 has left the room.

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L33TSage: Beating people with a dildo.
Heracross20PKMN: my damn girlfriend....
Heracross20PKMN: won't shut up

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LP Elian: CATGONK, AUSTRALIAN FOR PYMP
mistaKM: KMOUF AMERICAN FOR STUPID ASS DEPRESSED NERDY
TEENAGER

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On the chick from Jag...

Jump XVI: then i stumbled upon this pic
Jump XVI: i creamed.
Jump XVI: thrice.

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CAT g ON k: IT'S A CRACK BABY, FOO'
disarmedsteve: TAKE IT OFF
CAT g ON k: NO FOR GODS SAKE PUT IT AWAY
CAT g ON k: lol sheik icon
CAT g ON k: turn into a woman for me :-*
disarmedsteve: LOLFZ
disarmedsteve: :-*
disarmedsteve: gender bender :-*

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valaskalas: VICTOLY!!!
valaskalas: Paatii naight winz
valaskalas: lol this shit's fucked up

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disarmedsteve: my dad is so gay
disarmedsteve: he like called the boss and is like
disarmedsteve: THEY MIGHT LET YOU OUT AT 11PM SO YOU CAN STILL GO TO SCHOOL AND WORK :D
disarmedsteve: me: FUCK YOU BITCH DIE
CAT g ON k: lolf

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Akynirew: r u comfortable naked
CAT g ON k: :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* 666666
Akynirew: r u trying to say you have a massive dong?
CAT g ON k: rotfl

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catg O n K: *MORPHS INTO LAETITIA CASTA*
disarmedsteve: omgz
disarmedsteve: *morphs into a bucket of water*
disarmedsteve: wait, fucking wonder twins, wrong ring

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Aoryuu: I told one of my friends about the sigwars and she was duly impressed.
Aoryuu: think about that - a female impressed with you.

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On a pic of Britney..

Jump XVI: but flower in her = correct
Jump XVI: *hair
Jump XVI: lol
CAT g ON k: rotfl

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LP Elian: :-*
CAT g ON k: seriously
CAT g ON k: if i ever got that from a girl i knew irl
CAT g ON k: i'd have to restrain myself
LP Elian: the kissie face?
LP Elian: i broke up with a girlfriend cauase of it
CAT g ON k: wut
CAT g ON k: y
LP Elian: not really
LP Elian: but an old girlfriend used the kissie face
LP Elian: and it bugged the shit out of me
CAT g ON k: lol
LP Elian: i was like " no mro kissie face"
CAT g ON k: wut
LP Elian: iono

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Azure Haights: Oh, I just thought of the dumbest pun today.
CAT g ON k: ..
Azure Haights: What would you get if you processed Miltank's milk?
CAT g ON k: CAT g ON k: ..
Azure Haights: Hey
Azure Haights: If I wanted someone who was unappreciative of a good bad pun, I'd have IMed Locke.
CAT g ON k: ?
CAT g ON k: i dun get it :-[
Azure Haights: CAT g ON k: CAT g ON k: ..
Azure Haights: Do you want to hear it or not?
CAT g ON k: yes
CAT g ON k: i'm a masochist
Azure Haights: Ok then. What would you get?
CAT g ON k: iono
Azure Haights: (this is where you say "I dunno, what would you get")
Azure Haights: Or iono, iono works too.
Azure Haights: You'd get...
Azure Haights: Pocket Muenster.
Azure Haights: ;-)
CAT g ON k: i'm going to kill you

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ATRFenix: you know what would be awesome
ATRFenix: if anna nicole smith was on celebrity shark week
ATRFenix: 'omg looky here's a shark'
ATRFenix: *she falls in*
ATRFenix: *gets caught in shark's throat*
ATRFenix: *is swallowe*
ATRFenix: *shark dies promptly of cholesterol*

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m3lk0rz: I'VE NEVER KISSED A GIRLLLL

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valaskalas: hey so howza bout that MML pr0n?
CAT g ON k: lolf
CAT g ON k: don't start
valaskalas: HAHA
valaskalas: you got cheated on
valaskalas: twice
CAT g ON k: though there was a really good pic of tron bonne at studio cutepet
CAT g ON k: ;_;
valaskalas: the ladies don't want teh purin
CAT g ON k: bs
CAT g ON k: of course they do
valaskalas: they just like to fuck other guys too
CAT g ON k: ;_;
CAT g ON k: wait
CAT g ON k: so who else has My Roll been with
valaskalas: shit dude
valaskalas: can't say I know 'em all
valaskalas: CentaurMan got teh MMClassic Roll
CAT g ON k: :-(
CAT g ON k: WHAT NO
CAT g ON k: BS
valaskalas: it's tru
valaskalas: read oldskooled
CAT g ON k: JUST BECAUSE HE'S A CENTAUR DOESN'T GIVE HIM MY ENORMOUR HORSE COCK
CAT g ON k: bs
valaskalas: sir
valaskalas: he is, as they say, "a horse below"
CAT g ON k: bs
valaskalas: sry

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Jump XVI: I was REAL bored one morning
CAT g ON k: ..
Jump XVI: so I made an alliterative sex scene
Jump XVI: with myself and Tyra Banks
Jump XVI: know what she looks like?
CAT g ON k: CAT g ON k: ..
Jump XVI: wtf
Jump XVI: =/

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LP Elian: i gotta poo poo
LP Elian: neg neg
LP Elian: i kid
LP Elian: i kid because... i love

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roshiness: hooray. the fish now live in a happy and clean environment
roshiness: and my pants are utterly soaked ;_;
CAT g ON k: hooray indeed
CAT g ON k: lol
CAT g ON k: *witty out of context remark goes here*
roshiness signed off at 7:02:22 PM.

roshiness: =P *explanation of sister with hose goes here*

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Azure Haights: OMG did I just ^_^;;?
Azure Haights: I did
Azure Haights: I did it againg
CAT g ON k: ROTFL
CAT g ON k: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
CAT g ON k: FANFAG
Azure Haights: WTF
Azure Haights: Kill me
CAT g ON k: yes
Azure Haights: <----- baka
CAT g ON k: AAAAAAAAAa
Azure Haights: *runs*

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While talking about Raiden...

orgasmiC Gas: the timing is regular
orgasmiC Gas: and it warns you before it's about to use its faggot clown "omfg spray the screen" attack
valaskalas: you think you're so smart faggot >:o
orgasmiC Gas: yes
orgasmiC Gas: b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk
valaskalas: >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o

valaskalas: ha
valaskalas: I win
orgasmiC Gas: winners don't have broken dicks
valaskalas: don't make me skullfuck you
valaskalas: I can fuck you in one eye and out the other
valaskalas: that = a winnar is me

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mewtwosama: so i was talking to jolt...
mewtwosama: and had anm idea
catg O n K: yes?>
mewtwosama: you know the goatse dancers?
catg O n K: yes
mewtwosama: what if someone made goatse inside the goatse
mewtwosama: and it expanded into infinity
catg O n K: lolf
catg O n K: like the tunnel of mirrors
catg O n K: it'd be like a never ending journey into a man's ass
mewtwosama: yessir

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igarvey: ;x
CAT g ON k: heh
igarvey: meeh
CAT g ON k: caheeh
igarvey: :/

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Azure Haights: Hrrm.
Azure Haights: You know what's scary?
CAT g ON k: ?
Azure Haights: If you don't count the work I did to fix/make the South PWark pics...
Azure Haights: ALL my photoshop involves you in some way or another.
CAT g ON k: rolf
CAT g ON k: omfg stalker

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CAT g ON k: being given racial shit from a guy named "juan"?
CAT g ON k: lol
ATRFenix: yes
ATRFenix: i made a big speech on how nigger is different from nigga, black on black usage vs white on white usage etc etc
ATRFenix: since they were lambasting me on how i called them fag
ATRFenix: they juan says something like, 'Ok, gook.'
ATRFenix: then i told him to go make me some footballs and it went downhill from there.

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After I posted a pic of Harumi Inoue..

Jump XVI: =-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O
Jump XVI: my mouth literally dropped.
Jump XVI: I swear to God.
Jump XVI: And that's not easy to do, seeing as to how I've masturbated 10 times in the past 2 days.

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CAT g ON k: Where on earth do you get all those people in your logs from?
Corpselight Wisp: You'd think there'd be an easy answer to that one
CAT g ON k: Yes
Corpselight Wisp: I don't know, they message I
CAT g ON k: I mean, is there some kind of stamp you can attach to your AIM info saying "ALL TARDS WELCOME HERE"
CAT g ON k: ?
Corpselight Wisp: Well, I am registered on the finding thing
CAT g ON k: hmm
CAT g ON k: i might have to look into this further
Corpselight Wisp: You can't rival I
CAT g ON k: ;_;

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JenovaMystera: I dont think I know what's good about 26/4/1998
JenovaMystera: Tell me?
orgasmiC Gas: ?
orgasmiC Gas: good about wha?
JenovaMystera: The date.
orgasmiC Gas: ..
JenovaMystera: "2641998's journal"
orgasmiC Gas: what's this with reference to?
orgasmiC Gas: oh
orgasmiC Gas: TD's journal
orgasmiC Gas: you have a journal?
JenovaMystera: Of course.
orgasmiC Gas: >:o
JenovaMystera: Yes...his posts refer to me half the time...
orgasmiC Gas: AND YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS NOW
orgasmiC Gas: .
orgasmiC Gas: wait
orgasmiC Gas: please tell me you're not mini-daws
orgasmiC Gas: oh god
JenovaMystera: no.
orgasmiC Gas: thankyou
orgasmiC Gas: link me
JenovaMystera: ;p
JenovaMystera: i'm sweetcityjesus
orgasmiC Gas: i had no idea
orgasmiC Gas: WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT ME ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST SCREAM
JenovaMystera: I BLOODY DI@D
JenovaMystera: DID, rather
orgasmiC Gas: or at least put a message in my journal saying omfg jenova
orgasmiC Gas: well
orgasmiC Gas: i just added you
orgasmiC Gas: ..
orgasmiC Gas: ctrl-7 cannot express my anger
JenovaMystera: lol

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Azure Haights: "He was all like "I wanna be a ninja" and I was all like "Well, you've already got the curved sword." and he was all like "shut up fgt", and I was all like "Hey, have I made fun of your dick yet?" and he was all like a four-year-old girl who dropped her ice-cream."
Azure Haights: --Talen, on Pete the man. (no, not like that, THAT'S WHERE GONK GOES :-*:-*)
CAT g ON k: omfg haights and jon cybered wtf
Azure Haights: omfg gonk cried because he wasnt talens first wtf
CAT g ON k: >:o

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mistaKM: I feel bad because I'm on my computer in a chat
with some of the best pokemon players in the world on a
Friday night
mistaKM: One of you fags shoot me

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CATGO nk: Gah, is it that hard to find pr0n avis on the
NEt?
Azure Haights: :-*
CATGO nk: I need something to download.
CATGO nk: here we go.
CATGO nk: =-O
CATGO nk: heh

Later...

CATGO nk: Want to see what I have so far?
Azure Haights: Uh...?
CATGO nk: Sig, I mean.
Azure Haights: Oh.
Azure Haights: I thought you meant...
Azure Haights: :-*

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mewtwoSama: does australia have freeways?

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CAT g ON k: In Baldurs Gate, is it possible to play a Chaotic Evil Gnome Bard?
CAT g ON k: I'd be an Evil Singing Gnome given the chance.
Aoryuu: Hell yes.
Aoryuu: You can even be an Evil Singing Gnome with a song that makes people fall over.
CAT g ON k: ohh yeah
Aoryuu: 'scalled a "Jester".
Aoryuu: Instead of aiding allies, you hurt your enemies; you get some neat spells too
CAT g ON k: Heh
Aoryuu: And you can make yourself pink with blue-green eyes. ;p
CAT g ON k: Evil Singing Gnome
CAT g ON k: Oh hell yeah.
Aoryuu: Evil Singing Gnome indeed.
CAT g ON k: Evil Singing Purin Gnome
Aoryuu: SUPAH SINGINGU EVIRU PURIN POWAH!

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Guyver: Everytime I use GSbot though, I get called a "noob" because I lose against people that are near the top of the ladder, or I use original pokemon
Guyver: yet if I use standards, I get called noob also
Guyver: there's just no winning for some people
Guyver: ;x
CAT g ON k: the proles are like that
Guyver: Nintendo should do another championship thing, so when playing each other people could be like "OMG YOU FKING NOOB NO OHKO"
CAT g ON k: it'd be more like "OMG U NOOB DONT USE DOUBLE TEAM IT IS FOR NOOBS"
Guyver: lol

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*insert the Little Gamers ripoff I did of Porny bitching while playing CS here*

http://catgonk.cjb.net/scouted_pr0nbot.gif

c a t g O n k: i've sent it to porny as well
c a t g O n k: Pr0nbotPKMN: ;p;
Pr0nbotPKMN: lol
Pr0nbotPKMN: what the hell
mistaKM: ROFL
mistaKM: hahahahahhaa
mistaKM: I love that
mistaKM: You are god.
c a t g O n k: Yes
c a t g O n k: It would have been better if we'd used the actual dialogue
mistaKM: heheh
mistaKM: yeah
mistaKM: lol
c a t g O n k: Dude
c a t g O n k: Put that on the H-V forum
mistaKM: I did that to elian on the mic when someone else called both of us a hacker, it was so funny
mistaKM: I will fa'sure
c a t g O n k: I did, however, include "Now we know who the better clan is"
mistaKM: lol!
c a t g O n k: Pr0nbotPKMN: I would I be wary of kmouf?
Pr0nbotPKMN: Is that suppose to be me?
mistaKM: lmao
c a t g O n k: omg, keep digging that hole...
mistaKM: HAHAHAHHHA
mistaKM: rofl

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mistaKM: Azure Haights: Yo
mistaKM: h00ru
Azure Haights: You're Mr. AH ForuMod, yes?
mistaKM: yes why?
mistaKM: Who the hell are yopu?
Azure Haights: I was just curious how long it takes to review a forum application
mistaKM: Not sure, I have a mod, cfalcon, who handle's all of that stuff.
Azure Haights: I'm Gonk's friend...the one that three people so far have begged to apply to AH forums.
mistaKM: I'm sorry.
mistaKM: E mail cfalcon
Azure Haights: cfalcon, ok.
Azure Haights: Jump implied that it was you.
c a t g O n k: c a t g O n k: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
c a t g O n k: OMG ROFFLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
c a t g O n k: MOUF != Mr K
Azure Haights: AH GOD DAMNIT

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mistaKM: omg im so mean
mistaKM: and racist lol
mistaKM: im a sand nigger :-(
mistaKM: and stoned!
mistaKM: omg im not racist

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ZerotPKMN: Bye
ZerotPKMN has left the room.
LP Elian has left the room.
Jump X V I: BAH.
Jump X V I has left the room.
c a t g O n k: WELL FUCK YOU TOO

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c a t g O n k: Yeah, but that's Little Cup.
Corpselight Wisp: True. I've finished breeding Mirror Coating Blastoises and Ancient Powering Totodiles :-)
c a t g O n k: but wut about fafetchd w baten pass?????//
Corpselight Wisp: IT IS PARFECT FOR LITTLE CUP!!!!
Corpselight Wisp: 1111
c a t g O n k: 11
c a t g O n k: *sig*
Corpselight Wisp: I remember AHers saying that.

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m3lk0rz: im a catgonk fanboy meow :-(

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No BS PiccoloNmk: Elrond hubbard, king of the elves
No BS PiccoloNmk: elrond hubbard, hahaha
CAT g ON k: =-O
CAT g ON k: you suck...

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c a t g O n k: right, time for dinner, back in half an hour
stAr CAL iBer: okeydokey
stAr CAL iBer: might be asleep then
stAr CAL iBer: note sure
c a t g O n k: back
c a t g O n k: :-*
c a t g O n k: :-*:-*:-*
c a t g O n k: eh bitch
c a t g O n k: wake up
c a t g O n k: i have porn to send you
stAr CAL iBer direct connection is closed.
c a t g O n k: dammit, not even directly connected so i can't be responsible for you waking up to an ASS
stAr CAL iBer: heh heh
c a t g O n k: bitch
c a t g O n k: you're fast on the keyboard for a sleepy person
stAr CAL iBer: dude i'm fast on the kb when i'm asleep

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Plattinum20: LOL mithrandir = LS
CATGO nk: NO SHIT
Plattinum20: i didn't know that...wait...he's a fag
that nobody likes here though....

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CATGO nk: I got messaged by a "rita" who wanted me to
change nick for a moment
CaptainCunnilate: Who, then?
CATGO nk: so i did, and i think they must have ganked
it then
CaptainCunnilate: ET uses a multitude of nicks.
CATGO nk: but it was passworded
CATGO nk: grr
CATGO nk: ET's fucked, then.
CATGO nk: Eggdrop time.
CaptainCunnilate: Yes.
CaptainCunnilate: hehe
CaptainCunnilate: In the chat, ET = fenix
CaptainCunnilate: So you know.
CATGO nk: I'll get my friends to set one up, and we'll
fuck him in places he never knew existed
CaptainCunnilate: Oh, he's known. He's known.
CATGO nk: *quote*
CATGO nk: Congratulations, you're now in my new sig
for saying something funny
CaptainCunnilate: :-)
CaptainCunnilate: Cool.

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SendInTehClownz: hm...I have to go perfom wild, passionate
anal sex to a group of rather gorgeous lesbians, goodbye
SendInTehClownz: good christ that was grammatically
incorrect

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CATGO nk: why is it that all of my IMs end up turning
into :-*-fests?
Azure Haights: I d:-*n't kn:-*w.
CATGO nk: :-*
Azure Haights: Why d:-* y>:ou :-!lsk?
Azure Haights: Er, that last :-!l is an a.
Azure Haights: Hence the :-!.
Azure Haights: :-!
CATGO nk: >:o
Azure Haights: :'(
CATGO nk: :-D

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StarCaliber: StarCaliber: Your penis, it is small.
Rolkens: Okay.
StarCaliber: small liek toothpik
Rolkens: What does it matter to you?
StarCaliber: psychodic monkey: liek toothpik!?
StarCaliber: liek toothpik!!1
CAT g ON k: victory
StarCaliber: uh huh

- Courtesy of SC.

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CaptainCunnilate: You realize the only reason he talks
to you is because people respect you in Pokemon, right?
CaptainCunnilate: (My GOD..that has to be the lamest
reason EVER to talk to someone)

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Azure Haights: *drum roll* *evil fanfare*
Azure Haights: Yes. *3V1L*, to borrow -- GAAAAAH THAT'S FUCKING EVIL
Azure Haights: --to borrow a term from -- GAAAAAAH! *goes mad*
Azure Haights: *gets into foetal position*
Azure Haights: *twitch*
Azure Haights: -- a term from MegaTokyo's Largo.
Azure Haights: Who the hell are these singing women?

- NH, on Summer Holiday Fanclub.

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MTSowbugs: P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: MECHA TAKE ME OFF BLOCK
Zer0EdgeX: what
Zer0EdgeX: why
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND
Zer0EdgeX: he said i'm gay
Zer0EdgeX: so i will not unblock him now
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: ZENI SAID THAT
Zer0EdgeX: i was GOING to...
TR Zenigame: lies
TR Zenigame: lies
TR Zenigame: pokecapn said you are gay again
MTSowbugs: P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: BECAUSE YOU ARE A TUNA
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: WHAT
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: >:o
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: >:o
TR Zenigame: no capn
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
Zer0EdgeX: ...
Zer0EdgeX: =-O
Zer0EdgeX: :-X
Lony Tynch: lol
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: I WOULD TELL YOU BH IF YOUD UNBLOCK ME
TR Zenigame: pokecapn says to unblock him or you are gay bh
BHisTheWalrus: How about I continue to block Capn and continue to be straight?
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: OK
TR Zenigame: that is an excellent idea

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orgasmiC Gas: :-*
kaMi kaZe seNshI: ...myu?
orgasmiC Gas: :-*:-*:-*
kaMi kaZe seNshI: who is this?
orgasmiC Gas: look at the name and think
kaMi kaZe seNshI: it's too early in the morning to think =X
orgasmiC Gas: :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*
orgasmiC Gas: [13:21] WaddleDee: CG, make me a woman, right now dammit
kaMi kaZe seNshI: aha
kaMi kaZe seNshI: CG =D
orgasmiC Gas: heh
kaMi kaZe seNshI: God damnit, now I feel stupid.

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TDAJumpman16: Azure Haights made the Buddy Icon, right?
CATGO nk: Yeah, NH
TDAJumpman16: New Haights?
CATGO nk: Yep
TDAJumpman16: Uh, he's that name at AGNP?
CATGO nk: Correct.
CATGO nk: Three in a row, not bad..
TDAJumpman16: I'm gonna choke soon.
TDAJumpman16: :-\
TDAJumpman16: Ummm...
CATGO nk: heh
CATGO nk: Choke?
TDAJumpman16: Get one wrong!!
TDAJumpman16: Augh!
TDAJumpman16: Uhhh...
TDAJumpman16: Purin = Jigglypuff in japanese?
CATGO nk: A WINNER IS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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ZerotPKMN: MSN is better than AOL, correct?
StarCaliber: I don't know.
StarCaliber: Shit is better than piss, right?

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ATRFenix: so vy ees it joo like der pr0n
CAT g ON k: pron good
ATRFenix: ja? vy ist zo?
CAT g ON k: it needs no explanation
ATRFenix: oov course
ATRFenix: i'm practising my fake german accent (stereotyped) for psych class
CAT g ON k: excellent
ATRFenix: i'm reading a book on hitler, and how utterly fucked up (mentally) he was
ATRFenix: dude, this belongs in your sig:
CAT g ON k: i know
CAT g ON k: i'm putting it there now

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CatGonk: Hey Lynn
CatGonk: Come to Perth.
ChampthomOfTGP: I legally can't meet you, and I don't wanna since you'd litteraly kill me.

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P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: I HAVE FOUND THE SMILEY LIMIT
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o >:o

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TurnOfTheRogue: Caheeh is so passe
TurnOfTheRogue: hurf is in ;-)

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And the tables turn!

Plattinum20: gonk is being a newbie in warcraft 3 chat
Plattinum20: i know i know but it's true :-(
Caw Bad Crow Caw: gonk is a newb
Plattinum20: :'(
Caw Bad Crow Caw: tell him I said that
Caw Bad Crow Caw: and tell him to get his ass on aim once in a while
Plattinum20: he won't :'(
Plattinum20: he signed on for like 2 minutes
Plattinum20: and i was gonna :-* him, but he signed off
Plattinum20: a big turn-off :-\ but that's what you'er here for ;-)

"EN thinks I'm his bitch... but in truth I'm the butch and he's the bitch." - Crow.

Plattinum20: omg you tattle tale
Caw Bad Crow Caw: lol
Plattinum20: =o
Caw Bad Crow Caw: sup
Plattinum20: butch
Plattinum20: wtf
Plattinum20: o_O
Caw Bad Crow Caw: dude... you're the bitch
Plattinum20: bullshit
Caw Bad Crow Caw: I'm teh balls of the relationship
Plattinum20: bullshit! > !
Caw Bad Crow Caw: don't cry
Caw Bad Crow Caw: dry your eyes
Plattinum20: i will not!
Caw Bad Crow Caw: or I'll give you something to cry about bitch
Caw Bad Crow Caw: now make me some food
Caw Bad Crow Caw: *slap*
Plattinum20: omg stfu!
Plattinum20: but i made tacos o_O
Caw Bad Crow Caw: :-*
Caw Bad Crow Caw: luff u
Plattinum20: :-*
Caw Bad Crow Caw: hairy tacos?
Plattinum20: wtf > !
Plattinum20: pervert!!!!!

":-*
i thought i was your love child with gonk?

you cheater!"

- EN, on the above.

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Fish151PKMN: I am talking to him right now.
Fish151PKMN: "...it isn't worth the trouble of a relationship and such. I'm happy with my comp."
- Fanha, on getting laid. ICQ, 10/24/000;; 10:55 PM
Fish151PKMN: Fish: (11:43 PM) I give a fuck because?
Fanha: (11:44 PM) just thought it was funny
Fish: (11:44 PM) Good. Stop talking to me. Ass.
Fanha: (11:44 PM) why the bad mood? did someone hurt your feelings today?
Fish: (11:45 PM) I hate you.
Fanha: (11:45 PM) boy, you do change opinions rather quickly...
and why do you hate me this time?
Fish: (11:46 PM) When was the last time I didnt hate you?
Fanha: (11:46 PM) i dunno, i can't read thoughts...
Fish: (11:47 PM) you = ass Plain and simple
Fanha: (11:49 PM) i'm not an ass...you're experiencing a defensive mechanism called
"projection", where you project your flaws onto others...
there's nothing wrong with me, your mind only tries to make you think there is because you need
somewhere to place your inner anger were you beaten as a child? do you have friends that make fun of you? or is it internal issues of misplaced sexual attraction?
Fish: (11:50 PM) NEW SIG!
Fanha: (11:50 PM) in what? PD? if you put anything insulting in your sig there i can censor it
being a mod...
Fish: (11:51 PM) At Azure, shit head.
Fanha: (11:51 PM) and i don't give a fuck what you post at AH since it's now so lost in its G/S newbieism...
Fanha: (11:52 PM) and you also seem to only like to attack me where i can't defend myself...how typical of someone doing something in defense...
don't worry, if it helps keep you emotionally stable, it's okay with me...even the best of us have a couple flaws...
Fish: (11:56 PM) http://www.math.miami.edu/~jam/azure/forum/postings.cgi
Fanha: (11:57 PM) hm?
Fish: (11:57 PM) oopz
Fish: (11:57 PM) http://www.math.miami.edu/~jam/azure/forum/tuff/Forum8/HTML/001186.html
Fanha: (11:58 PM) LOL...
thanks, that's hilarious...
almost as good as my analogy of sharking...of course someone on TPM already took that one...
Fish: (11:59 PM) It is hilarious.
Fish: (11:59 PM) Thank you for saying so many stupid things

Fish151PKMN: Hmm.
Fish151PKMN: Fanny's new custom status is "Cock-Masta General"

- FW, during the battles for control off the short-lived "Elite" forum on PD.

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Azure Haights: You still have the fake "IM window off the coast of AGNP" "anime characters have sex while Jon and NH watch" quote.
CatGonk: ^_^
CatGonk: While NH and Jon PRETEND TO BE SAID ANIME CHARACTERS...
Azure Haights: *starts to go >:o>:o*

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CAT g ON k: sweet dreams >-*
CAT g ON k: :-*
CAT g ON k: omg i can't believe i typoed that

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GregVandeVen: CatGonk's too busy pimpin' hos to be messing around with suckas from elsewhere

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CatGonk: i'm going to make one once my electrical engineering h0r@x is up to scratch
CatGonk: it'll be linked to stadium.
CatGonk: just like the battledex/MegaSound Device in my fics.
PikaCharma: Hrm? What battledex?
CatGonk: Read my lemons again.
CatGonk: ^_^
CatGonk: Oh, and I'm half way through the next.
PikaCharma: Haha, oh, ok. Ya see, when I read porn, I'm generally not concentrating on the electronic gadgets...unless they're, um, a certain kind.

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Azure Haights: Pete the Man molestered me.
CatGonk: with his broken wang?
Azure Haights: And his earsecks/eyesecks/nosesecks day.

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CatGonk: CatGonk: you = fgt
HoppertonPKMN: HoppertonPKMN: yea prolly

Damien J Kaiser: It's important to restate the obvious.
CatGonk: fgt

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CatGonk: *is having plot of DBZ explained to him by Fenix*
CatGonk: ATRFenix: blam blam they somehow get to 17 and cell goes wakass and transforms into some ape human thing
Azure Haights: Heh.
CatGonk: he'd done a pretty good job up until then

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AutomatonOmega: LS is good, but he fucking gloats like a prickass bitch.
AutomatonOmega: then whines when you beat his ass.
AutomatonOmega: and never lets you finish him off.
AutomatonOmega: On the real.
AutomatonOmega: I've never seen him finish a fight that he was losing.

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DimaInTheY2k: Ooooh
DimaInTheY2k: BH

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LaHZeeAzn: OMFG ITS CATGONK
LaHZeeAzn: OMG ITS FUCKING CATGONK
LaHZeeAzn: OMG ITS FUCKING ZEP NOW

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CatGonk: you = fgt
HoppertonPKMN: lve you too
CatGonk: i know you do
CatGonk: givera
CatGonk: why have i never heard from you on AIM before?
CatGonk: oh, that's right...
CatGonk: you = fgt
HoppertonPKMN: yea prolly

CatGonk: i get pings of 400
HoppertonPKMN: AHAHAHA!!
HoppertonPKMN: I HAD BETTER PINGS ON AOL!
CatGonk: this is on a 56.6
HoppertonPKMN: HAR HAR
CatGonk: fgt

HoppertonPKMN: Now that you've talked to me do you still wonder why I never bothered IMing you before?
CatGonk: Well, I think it has something to do with the fact that you'd have to be able to bridge the sexuality gap
CatGonk: Because, you see...
CatGonk: you = fgt

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CatGonk: read
CatGonk: ejaculate on keyboard
CatGonk: and then i'll never had to see your prole TPMer ass ever again.
CaptainCunnilate: K

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JaReD0169: GONK!
JaReD0169: =-O
CAT g ON k: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
CAT g ON k: JaReD0169: ARABS ARE FUCKING MUSLIMS

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JonLeeThomas: I'd love to be your cat.

- Haights, taken out of context.

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CAT g ON k: hows your site going?
Corpselight Wisp: Oh, I haven't had any fucking time have I.. The time I did have I couldn't do anything with it because I was too busy pumping my body back full of vitamins and fluids. So far I'm just working on getting some forums up, if I can get the coding for that I can build the rest of the site around them
Corpselight Wisp: At least, that's my plan
CAT g ON k: sweet
Corpselight Wisp: You interested?
CAT g ON k: very
CAT g ON k: though i know fuck all about site design
Corpselight Wisp: Oh yeah, but so do I.
Corpselight Wisp: I'm curious because I was wanting to poach people off AH and you're the man they all follow like flies to meat :-*

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CAT g ON k: Tell me, Talen, should I lead the proles by example and not take a Snorlax into GSbot, or hope that by my usage of it that it'll get banned?
Aoryuu: Consider this; you used Moltres and Celebi. You were the FIRST to use Moltres and Celebi. Now, they are proclaimed as Cheap, Should Be Banned, and prompted the entire fucking mess of an argument that lead to the Pojo vs AH battle that made everyone look stupid bar you.
CAT g ON k: Exactly
Aoryuu: You're fucked either way. Use it, and it's cheap and it's the only reason you won. Don't use it, and well, nobody realises it exists.

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valaskalas: Yo mothafucka WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
CatGonk: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
valaskalas: fgt.
CatGonk: so i saw this guy and he was bragging about a b0rked penis and i was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Aoryuu: <cackles> Oh, poor PTM. I love the guy, bent penis and all.
CAT g ON k: indeed
Aoryuu: I mean, just because it plugs into his bellybutton when erect doesn't mean there's anything _wrong_ with him.

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SendInTehClownz: Okay, let's talk Jynx.
CAT g ON k: :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*

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CaptainCunnilate: When insulting people, your points
would be better illustrated if you deviated from the
same insults you always use.
CATGO nk: When I get the same response to my lines
that you do whenever you open your mouth, I'll take
that on board.

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You have just entered room "AGNP."
TR Zenigame: uh
TR Zenigame: ok
TR Zenigame: hi
TR Zenigame: i mean
TR Zenigame: OMG ITS CATGONK

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CATGO nk: ZIDDAR
CATGO nk: OMG
CATGO nk: OMG OMG OMG
CATGO nk: I THINK I JUST DIED
CATGO nk: DID HE LOOK AT ME?
Ziddar: ;-)
CATGO nk: DID HE REALLY LOOK AT ME?
Ziddar: yes
CATGO nk: OMG OMG OMG!!!!11111
Ziddar: ok

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TDAJumpman16: Mmmm...imagining both Haights and CG
naked, bodies glistening with water not too cold,
not too hot...:-X

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CaptainCunnilate: [22:28] *** Quits: HowToRobAHouse (Ilikerobbi@=d9lex0a7-22.vividnet.com) (You are banned from this server. Kline evasion (Fanha/Jan24))
CaptainCunnilate: That = Zack
CAT g ON k: YES!!!!!!
CaptainCunnilate: :D
CAT g ON k: I'm going to post that to AH under his "Hooker with a penis" topic
CaptainCunnilate: :D
CaptainCunnilate: He sucks.

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Azure Haights: Y'know, they call our dorm "Dirty South?"
Azure Haights: FUCKING SHAVED PUBES ON THE PRIVATE
BATHROOM FLOOR >:o

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orgasmiC Gas: we need the pic anthrax did of giv
AutomatonOmega: heh
AutomatonOmega: It looks like he's wearing a nixon mask.
orgasmiC Gas: hahahaha
AutomatonOmega: I swear, I had no idea that was actually his face.
orgasmiC Gas: HAAAAAAAHAHAHA
AutomatonOmega: I mean, I can actually take his criticism and mocking with a straight face.
AutomatonOmega: Because I'll always know what he looks like.
orgasmiC Gas: HAHAHAHAHA
AutomatonOmega: And that will bring me comfort.

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Azure Haights: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get completely wasted.
Azure Haights: This tape will selfdestruct when you pass out and fall on the player.

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N30 P0K3C4PN: gonk
CAT g ON k: yes?
N30 P0K3C4PN: i have found conclusive proof that its L33T and nothing else
CAT g ON k: Which is?
N30 P0K3C4PN: in smash bros melee, there is a random name select, you can keep selecting random names
N30 P0K3C4PN: until you get to
N30 P0K3C4PN: not 1337
N30 P0K3C4PN: not l337
N30 P0K3C4PN: not 133T
N30 P0K3C4PN: BUT L33T
N30 P0K3C4PN: A WINNER IS ME

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Schrodinger82: I rememeber one of my friends used to be dating a guy 4 yearsyounger than him
Schrodinger82: "So, did you ask her out over the phone, or during recess?"

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Azure Haights: It doesn't take much to get you to :-*, does it?
CAT g ON k: No
CAT g ON k: :-*:-*:-*:-*
Azure Haights: You hornyass basterd. ;-)

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Praise for the double quotation mark underlined smiley.

mistaKM: omg
mistaKM: htf did u do that?
mistaKM: >:o

ZerotPKMN: lol
ZerotPKMN: How do you do that one?

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JTay16: What if it gets infected and I die =-O

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orgasmiC Gas: You know, I've just realised something.
The past year has caused my ego to inflate by at least seven decimal places.




What would have happened if Dread hadn't gotten married?
Aoryuu: <laughs>

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CAT g ON k: come on calibre.
CAT g ON k: I know you've got some porn stored up in there just waiting for me.
s TAR caliBER: oh, porn
s TAR caliBER: yeah
s TAR caliBER: hang on
CAT g ON k: lol

*pic*

s TAR caliBER: what the hell that's not porn
s TAR caliBER: that's the token 'we're still wearing clothes' pic

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Corpselight Wisp: In any case, do you want to be an advisor to I about the site?
CAT g ON k: indeed
CAT g ON k: i'll be your PR man
CAT g ON k: not that i'm not already, but still
Corpselight Wisp: Yes, everyone I ever meet says shit like "Talen and Catgonk say you're the best RBY man there is"
Corpselight Wisp: and "OMG ur mean"
CAT g ON k: Heh
CAT g ON k: I've made you a celebrity
Corpselight Wisp: Which is actually why I dropped out of the AGNP chatroom
CAT g ON k: lol
CAT g ON k: too much exposure
Corpselight Wisp: No no, don't be silly. It's just makes I that much harder to find out about, builds more of an air of mystery

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After Zerot got banned from AH..

A taripe Z: but a zerot corsair rush takes them out before they can even kill one
A taripe Z: run corsairs through and scouts right after
A taripe Z: kills zerg by killing overlords
CAT g ON k: never seen corsairs
CAT g ON k: but i normally eat carriers for breakfast with scourges
A taripe Z: its the air to air zerot unit
CAT g ON k: zerot?
A taripe Z: pure rape when used right
CAT g ON k: protoss?
A taripe Z: er duh
A taripe Z: lol I haven't played in a while
CAT g ON k: then why "zerot"?
CAT g ON k: ..
A taripe Z: ><
A taripe Z: I meant toss
A taripe Z: :-\
A taripe Z: for some reason I thought toss = zerot
A taripe Z: it was in my head from talking about the bans
CAT g ON k: LOL

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He's going to kill me when he reads this..

valaskalas: :-*
CAT g ON k: yes.
valaskalas: I have some nice dirt on Haights for you
CAT g ON k: rotfl
CAT g ON k: spill

valaskalas: Azure Haights: Oh, woo-hoo.
Azure Haights: D&D.
valaskalas: I bet you never even tried Baldur's Gate.
valaskalas: fgt
Azure Haights: Hey, you can make fun of my sexual preference, but you don't say shit about my gaming.
valaskalas: No Counter-Strike and do Baldur's Gate = not a gamer, folks.
Azure Haights: Fuck you.

valaskalas: Haights thinks playing Perfect Dark and Smash Bros. against the computer qualifies as gaming.
CAT g ON k: well
CAT g ON k: depends how far he's into it
CAT g ON k: owning a 64 alone is credibility

valaskalas: valaskalas: The verdict is in: I win.
Azure Haights: Shut your fucking mouth, Gonksucker.
valaskalas: Gonk cock is yummy :-*
Azure Haights: *twitch*
valaskalas: mmmm, cock
Azure Haights: I said shut your fucking mouth.
valaskalas: but
Azure Haights: This isn't funny anymore
valaskalas: i am gonksuxor
Azure Haights: You're an annoying little bitch, and I'm tired of your screams of my inferiority simply because I don't play the same games you do.
Azure Haights: I mean, I play Melee, isn't that enough?
valaskalas: Haha.
valaskalas: Melee isn't real fighting dumbass.
Azure Haights signed off at 8:39:48.
valaskalas: I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
valaskalas: spnak, baby

CAT g ON k: OMG
valaskalas: what?

valaskalas: valaskalas: I want to minds3x0r you. :-*
Azure Haights: You always want to sex0r me.
valaskalas: Yes.
valaskalas: But now it's minds3x0r.
Azure Haights: But --
Azure Haights: RAPE
Azure Haights: RAPE
valaskalas: s3x0r for the brain, as it were.
valaskalas: brains3x0r.
Azure Haights: No.
Azure Haights: RAPE
valaskalas: w00t.
valaskalas: capsx0rz
valaskalas: Prisons3x0r
Azure Haights: You are a sick fuck, you know that?

valaskalas: that was from before.
CAT g ON k: heh
CAT g ON k: i just saved this
valaskalas: I like fucking with Haights' sanity.
valaskalas: His sanity's sechsy :-*

valaskalas: valaskalas: But I wuv you.
valaskalas: Deeply, passionately.
Azure Haights: And you creep me out.
valaskalas: that's kinda the point.

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You have just entered room "SINGLISH TIEM."
m3lk0rz: AHA!
m3lk0rz: Singlish!
m3lk0rz: Now!
CAT g ON k: ...
Llnk85: Why?
CAT g ON k: nooo
m3lk0rz: Singlish is hillarious.
m3lk0rz: Come on!
Llnk85: This is the first case I've heard of about someone getting off on a bastardization of a language.

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CAT g ON k: let me guess
CAT g ON k: mouf doesn't like 1.4
CAT g ON k: i haven't played it yet
JumpXVI: heh
JumpXVI: basically
JumpXVI: ah
CAT g ON k: no more pogo stick faggotry?
JumpXVI: nope
JumpXVI: heh that is the SECOND time I've seen that word in the last 30 minz
CAT g ON k: rotfl
JumpXVI: I've been saying "fagistry" personally, lately
CAT g ON k: rotfl
CAT g ON k: COMPOUND INSULTS
CAT g ON k: holymothershitbitch fuckcockshitfuckmotherfuck
CAT g ON k: i've said that IRL just on instinct
JumpXVI: lolz
CAT g ON k: todd - fuckityfuckfuckfuckfukityfuck?
me - fuckfuckfuckityfuckfuckfuck.
JumpXVI: "Sigh, his faggistry level is through the fucking ROOF"
CAT g ON k: ROTFL
CAT g ON k: "unheterosexuality" always makes people laugh
JumpXVI: heh yeah
CAT g ON k: whenever i say it IRL someone nearby will laugh
JumpXVI: lol

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CAT g ON k: eating now
valaskalas: eating... cock?
valaskalas: i r liek cock

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CAT g ON k: meh mai sand-negroes aint like dat, dey be busting shit up wit they ay-kays and shit
JumpXVI: KM's all hissy
CAT g ON k: rotfl
JumpXVI: ROFLROFL
CAT g ON k: best misquote ever
JumpXVI: yup

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Okay, so I've just sent Raiden to Pete..

valaskalas: OMG THAT RULED
valaskalas: I LOVE YOU
CAT g ON k: raiden?
CAT g ON k: yes
CAT g ON k: I TOLD YOU SO
CAT g ON k: BUT NO
CAT g ON k: "OMG GALAGA IS BETTER"
valaskalas: FATHER MY CHILDREN GONK
CAT g ON k: Aren't I doing that already?
valaskalas: I now realize the errors of my ways
valaskalas: Be their real father >:o
valaskalas: I'm still waiting for that cheque

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After kicking his ass..

CaptainCunnilate: There's no point in makiing fake logs.
CaptainCunnilate: making*
CaptainCunnilate: *blox*

CaptainCunnilate: Anyway, sorry bout the temporary blox. You got annoying..
CatGonk: Hahahahahaha
CaptainCunnilate: Nice leomon, though.
CaptainCunnilate: Lemon.
CatGonk: Thanks
CaptainCunnilate: Not enough sex though.
CaptainCunnilate: :-)
CaptainCunnilate: :-(*
CatGonk: You're still SPNAKed though
CaptainCunnilate: Ok?

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Aoryuu: Anyway.
Aoryuu: I have Babylon 5 to go watch, m'lud.
Aoryuu: will you be on more often now?
CATGO nk: yeah, should be on every day, actually.
CATGO nk: before you go, could you send me a pic?
CATGO nk: please?
CATGO nk: :-*
Aoryuu signed off at 7:23:22 PM.
CATGO nk: FUCK YOU

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Azure Haights: Question
CAT g ON k: Yes?
Azure Haights: And one that shows my total nonaffinity to strategy and moves in general
CAT g ON k: :-*
Azure Haights: I was looking at Earl's place on Sta2, and it said -- NO
CAT g ON k: go on
CAT g ON k: you've already said too much

He actually went on to make a really fucking bad joke, but that's beside the point.

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skruffbuff: omg bouncy pubic hair wtfff
JumpXVI: LOL
JumpXVI: Have you ever tried that?
skruffbuff: tried what o.o
JumpXVI: teh shanp00 down there
skruffbuff: err maybe in a few years
JumpXVI: rotfl

skruffbuff: I don't really even understand the bouncy pubic hair topic.'
JumpXVI: lol
JumpXVI: That's because that's what happens when you use shampoo down there. :-\
skruffbuff: Err
skruffbuff: just like normal hair ^^
JumpXVI: Uh, no...
JumpXVI: ...not quite.
JumpXVI: ...you'll learn when you get older. :-P

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CatGonk: There is only one Pokemon deserving of worship, THE GREAT GREEN ONE.
NewHaights: I didn't say it wasn't.
CatGonk: Heh
CatGonk: I know.
NewHaights: And it's the great GRAY one.
CatGonk: Blue, actually.
CatGonk: Oddish is blue, and Magneton is GAY.,
CatGonk: NewHaights: And it's the great GAY one.
CatGonk: <CQ>
NewHaights: ...

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SaBeR TR: you know what would be great
SaBeR TR: if you got hit by a car crossing the street
SaBeR TR: and appeared back at the beginning of the street


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Karnivax: Hey, I just saw Jurassic Park III today. It was good because they didn't muck it up with a concrete plot like they did in the second one. It was just Tea Leoni screaming and getting attacked by dinosaurs for an hour and 45 minutes.

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Azure Haights: *SIGS LYRICS TO CHU CHU ROCKET*
Azure Haights: The last lyrics are "I am high."

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Mewtwo Sama: i just pulled a nosehair out
AznExplosN: Haha
AznExplosN: Don't you love that?
AznExplosN: I stick the entire nailclipper in my nostril to get mine.
Mewtwo Sama: it was a long one too
AznExplosN: But it provides a satisfaction that is uncomparable.

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m3lk0rz: Why do you keep a picture of a girl eating shit?
CAT g ON k: for people like you

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AutomatonOmega: That guy you were talking to sounds like a moron.

- Phildo, on Lynn

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Aoryuu: You don't ever suspect you're getting too egotistical?

Later that day..

JenovaMystera: You are god.

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Ripped from the loins of New Haights' sig..

Azure Haights (1:47:26 PM): Damn.
Azure Haights (1:47:31 PM): I'm the only one in the chat.
Azure Haights (1:47:33 PM): AGAIN.
Azure Haights (1:47:39 PM): And you know what really sucks?
Azure Haights (1:47:53 PM): I can never come up with anything funny to say to myself.
Azure Haights (1:47:59 PM): When there's no chat, I mean.
Azure Haights (1:48:04 PM): *sigh*
Azure Haights (1:48:16 PM): God, I wish there was somebody in the chat right now.
Azure Haights (1:48:34 PM): Like Gonk. That'd be cool.
Azure Haights (1:48:42 PM): CATGONK has entered the room
Azure Haights (1:48:45 PM): OMG IT'S GONK
Azure Haights (1:49:00 PM): chatter: Gonk! 8-)
Azure Haights (1:49:09 PM): Gonk: hey
Azure Haights (1:49:19 PM): chatter2: WHOAH GONKINCHAT
Azure Haights (1:49:31 PM): Sux: SHUT UP ABOUT GONK DAMNIT
Azure Haights (1:49:39 PM): Kanji Moder has left the room.
Azure Haights (1:49:45 PM): chatter3: SPNAK
Azure Haights (1:49:53 PM): Gonk: Whoop, gotta go.
Azure Haights (1:49:59 PM): CATGONK has left the room.
Azure Haights (1:50:03 PM): chatter: ;_;
Azure Haights (1:50:13 PM): *sigh*
Azure Haights (1:50:16 PM): Yeah, that'd be cool.

Azure Haights: CatGonk: YOU WANT THE PURIN
EntrYourNameHere: I WANT THE PURIN
EntrYourNameHere: wait, do I?

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No BS PiccoloNmk: how many inches is 120 milimeters
No BS PiccoloNmk: :0
CatGonk: 12 cm...hmm..12/2.5 is...about 5?
No BS PiccoloNmk: got it.
No BS PiccoloNmk: ;
CatGonk: a bit less than 5 inches
No BS PiccoloNmk: thanks
No BS PiccoloNmk: heh
CatGonk: you're not measuring what i think you are....are you?
No BS PiccoloNmk: i wish they'd list PC Fan sizes in inches for lazy asses like me
No BS PiccoloNmk: and no
No BS PiccoloNmk: ;-)

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It started by quoting EN's Gangsta Chat Log..

CAT g ON k: meh mai sand-negroes aint like dat, dey be busting shit up wit they ay-kays and shit
JumpXVI: KM's all hissy
CAT g ON k: rotfl
JumpXVI: ROFLROFL
CAT g ON k: best misquote ever

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NewHaights: Hrrm?
CatGonk: </dreadite>
NewHaights: *sigs Gonk*
NewHaights: "</dreadite>" -- Gonk
CatGonk: You have to put the "Hrmm." infront of it though.
CatGonk: Oh, and which one of us made the auto-Dread quote?
CatGonk: It went like...
NewHaights: auto-Dread quote? Refresh me.
CatGonk: NH: Dread should have "Hrmm" as his away message.
NH: You'd never notice he was gone.
CatGonk: At least that's how I think it went.
NewHaights: Oh yeah.
NewHaights: And we didn't sig it.
CatGonk: Dude, say that to me now, and I'll sig it.
CatGonk: Then I'll say it back to you.
NewHaights: Ok. *starts*
NewHaights: Hrrm.

(CENSORED AS THE BIT WHERE I SAY IT IS IN NEWHAIGHTS SIG, METAL UP YOUR ASS NH YOUR HATE ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER!!!!!1111)

NewHaights: You know what? Dreadite should have "Hrrm" as his away me -- >:o
NewHaights: Oh well. *sigs anyway* Good try.
CatGonk: FINE, STEAL THE QUOTE
NewHaights: Mwahaha.
CatGonk: >:o
NewHaights: It's a cutthroat world.
CatGonk: *sigs ENTIRE dialogue*
CatGonk: Bwa!
NewHaights: No.
CatGonk: Yes
CatGonk: The whole thing's sigworthy
CatGonk: AND I CLAIM IT
NewHaights: I already claimed a piece.
NewHaights: You may only claim another piece.
CatGonk: I claim the lot
CatGonk: No
CatGonk: Not at all.
NewHaights: Yes.
NewHaights: It's only fair.
NewHaights: If I own Tasmania, it's not fair for you to CLAIM ALL OF FUCKING OCEANIA.
CatGonk: You could have Tasmania
CatGonk: I wouldn't want it.
CatGonk: Oceania would be just as complete without it.
CatGonk: What the...
NewHaights: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
CatGonk: Dude.
NewHaights: Sorry.

*updates sig questions*

CatGonk: #9. What's been censored from this sig, and for what reason?
CatGonk: YOUR HATE ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER
CatGonk: I have more material now
NewHaights: Actually, I have from "You seen the clip from Miss Jackson."
NewHaights: >:-D
NewHaights: Keep it though.
NewHaights: Including the "HATE ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER."
CatGonk: Heh
NewHaights: But if you want to actually have the attempt in your sig, you gotta hide it.

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JumpXVI: BAH I WANT SEX
JumpXVI: THERE ARE GIRLS OUT THERE
CATGO nk: :-*
CATGO nk: *sig*
JumpXVI: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY!
JumpXVI: >:o
JumpXVI: :-[
JumpXVI: ...
JumpXVI: :-*
JumpXVI: Woot.
JumpXVI: Wait...
CATGO nk: that was a shameless ploy to get into my sig,
wasn't it?
JumpXVI: ...that's not entirely good for me, now is it...
JumpXVI: Gah!
JumpXVI: Well...
JumpXVI: ...actually no...
JumpXVI: ...I was thinking about hot Aussie girls...
JumpXVI: ...then about the one...
JumpXVI: ...then about Gauge...
JumpXVI: ...then "it hit me" </EN>.
JumpXVI: There are tons of girls out there that are
practially begging for it.
JumpXVI: Where in the flying FUCK are they?
JumpXVI: AUGH!

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CAT g ON k: For some reason my Zip drive decided to go all gay on me, it's now a slow as the A drive.
A taripe Z: so theres no... "zip" in your drive... hahahaha
A taripe Z: I'm a crackhead
CAT g ON k: yes, yes you are

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IDK20: waddledoo was saying your g/f was ugly
IDK20: i suggest you SPNAK
CAT g ON k: :p
IDK20: =o
CAT g ON k: Wait, waddledoo as in not Pikablade?
IDK20: no way
IDK20: waddledoo is some prole
CAT g ON k: heh, i know
IDK20: heh
CAT g ON k: tell waddledoo that the photo's bad and that she looked significantly better IRL, especially with her lips around my...
IDK20: LOL
IDK20: HAHAAHAHAH
IDK20: that's hot
CAT g ON k: :-*
IDK20: :-*
IDK20: <WaddleDoo|AFK> ESPY, WHEN I SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE AND THAT PERSON IS NOT PRESENT; YOU JUST SU plz

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LP Elian: WTF
LP Elian: dude
LP Elian: whoa
LP Elian: you're more then 12 hours ahead of us
LP Elian: whoa
CAT g ON k: STOP LIVING IN THE PAST
LP Elian: HEY STFU >:o

LP Elian: it's 12:20
LP Elian: here
LP Elian: so ;p
LP Elian: wait
LP Elian: stfu
LP Elian: >_<

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stAr CAL iBer: <A> (-=- I Am Still Away Because Sleep -=-)
<StarCaliber[afk]> i am still leet
<Bread_Not-Z> lol
c a t g O n k: roffle
stAr CAL iBer: these crazy sons of bitches fight on GSBots all day and all night
stAr CAL iBer: christ

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A taripe Z: so you like me drunk
CAT g ON k: no
A taripe Z: ;-)
CAT g ON k: i like you naked
A taripe Z: =-O
CAT g ON k: :-*:-*
A taripe Z: :-*:-*

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PokeKnightTGPer: Hi. o.o
PimpertonPKMN: Haven't seen you online for ages, what's been up?
PokeKnightTGPer: Champthom summoned me to meet some of his doofyass IRL friends. o.o
PokeKnightTGPer: He's like, "what is ur name pk" @,@
PokeKnightTGPer: "PK."
PimpertonPKMN: OOH!!!!!
WHERE? WHAT ROOM?
Send me the entire thing, i want to know what lynn's friends sound like.
PimpertonPKMN: XD
PokeKnightTGPer: I'll get you in if you want. How do I do it again? -.-
PimpertonPKMN: just give me the name of the room, and i'll take it from there.
PokeKnightTGPer: "what is ur home contry" "PKtopia" XD
PokeKnightTGPer: It's like, ChampthomOfTGP Chat17
PimpertonPKMN: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
PimpertonPKMN: alright
PimpertonPKMN: this is going to be great fun

The chat was pretty lame, save for one little tidbit sent over IM.

PokeKnightTGPer: This is like, watching Monkeys inbreed.
PokeKnightTGPer: @.@ "DUDE! I CAN MISS AN OPEN WINDOW! DERRR!"
c a t g O n k: hahahahahaha

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catg O n K: i've had a look at some of the new RS guys
catg O n K: nothing really caught my eye (exclusing the, what, seven new legendaries?)
catg O n K: aside from saanaito
catg O n K: as it doesnt' just have high stats
catg O n K: but it's got DT
catg O n K: which is all you could ask for in a woman
ShibbySk8er19: Latias, Latios, Jarachii, the 3 Reji's, Groudon, Kaiorga, Rekkuuza
ShibbySk8er19: thats' 10 there
catg O n K: well, the rejis don't really count as you could lump them as legendary beasts
ShibbySk8er19: yeah like the dogs
catg O n K: (read, reji-ice gives me mad wood and i'm using it regardless)
ShibbySk8er19: wtf?
catg O n K: lol
ShibbySk8er19: Damn..yourlike the 4th person i've talked to that says he's gotten a wood from a pokemon..
ShibbySk8er19: Mana Lugia said that one pokemon looked beautiful
ShibbySk8er19: some other kid said the same one looked hot
ShibbySk8er19: and some moron at the forums said he'd screw jynx because it has tits

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Caw Bad Crow Caw: I was told to beware you
Caw Bad Crow Caw: they told me that you'd be using me to wage war on kally bar
catg O n K: what
catg O n K: who said what now?
Caw Bad Crow Caw: someone told me you were planning on using me to wage a war on kally bar
Caw Bad Crow Caw: some lame Star craft screen name
catg O n K: but me n kally bar b doggz
catg O n K: zerg option
catg O n K: lol that's mick hale i think
Caw Bad Crow Caw: yeah
catg O n K: me an car libra r like THAT yo
Caw Bad Crow Caw: dumb jew
Caw Bad Crow Caw: he don't know that our love for each other flows deeper then the oceans
Caw Bad Crow Caw: and stronger then the strongest river
Caw Bad Crow Caw: I'm going to stab mick hale next time I'm at the concentration camp...
Caw Bad Crow Caw: no jew has ever lived after fucking with a German

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ZerotPKMN: Do you knwo where I can dl photoshop?
CAT g ON k: No idea, I use PSP myself
ZerotPKMN: I am sorry
CAT g ON k: Heh
CAT g ON k: Why are you after it?
ZerotPKMN: I need to Photoshop some pics
ZerotPKMN: ...okokok, a girl I know wants it, and I want to give it to her ^_^
CAT g ON k: Heh
CAT g ON k: Well, I have no idea.
ZerotPKMN: And yes, everything I do is for sex.
ZerotPKMN: I am talking to you hoping for sex.
ZerotPKMN: I feed my dog, hoping for sex.

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SendInTehClownz: I think sometimes that women recieve telepathic schedules of when I'm on AIM and when I'm not.
c a t g O n k: =-O
SendInTehClownz: A smart bunch, they are...too smart.
SendInTehClownz: We must kill them all.

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JumpXVI: sex0r?
c a t g O n k: here?
JumpXVI: yeah
JumpXVI: *brushes his hand against your ass*
c a t g O n k: :-*

JumpXVI: *subtly grasps*
JumpXVI: :-*
JumpXVI: O:-)
JumpXVI: You're going to enjoy this.
c a t g O n k: =-O
JumpXVI: O:-)
c a t g O n k: :-*
JumpXVI: *puts a foot behind yours and pushes you backwards*
c a t g O n k: =-O
JumpXVI: *steals your Charcolt*
c a t g O n k: >:o
JumpXVI: I'VE GOT CHARCOLT I'VE GOT CHARCOTL
JumpXVI: *dashes off*
c a t g O n k: >:o>:o>:o
c a t g O n k: YOU ONLY WANTED ME FOR MY POKEYMAN
JumpXVI: O:-)

_ He later went on to beat me 2-0 by the narrowest of margins in a GSbot match, ALL BECAUSE HE STOLE MY POKEYMAN.

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ATRFenix: anyway.
ATRFenix: icy has a screename, kill hiim
ATRFenix: "IcyKoolFlame"
CAT g ON k: lol
CAT g ON k: nah
CAT g ON k: i made him cry once before
CAT g ON k: that is enough
ATRFenix: rofl
ATRFenix: his "girlfriend" dumped him, apparently
CAT g ON k: ROTFL
CAT g ON k: what, she had to go to high school?
ATRFenix: HAHAHAHA
CAT g ON k: it's funny 'cause it's true
ATRFenix: yes

Droe Manred: Dear Lord.
CAT g ON k: O.o ?
Droe Manred: ICY IS STILL ALIVE.
Droe Manred: That is disturbing on multiple levels.
Droe Manred: He should've been dead 3 years ago.

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JenovaMystera: :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*
orgasmiC Gas: *ejaculates*
JenovaMystera: Tee hee.
orgasmiC Gas: don't tease a man like that

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Aoryuu: Oh, great, Fox is now of the opinion you're cute.
Aoryuu: Couple this with the vast amounts of homoerotics we bat around... and that my pokemon RPG character has a Wigglytuff called Gonk...


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stAr CAL iBer: 'Giovanni' had whispered his true identity to Kirsty..her little brother.
stAr CAL iBer: O_O
c a t g O n k: i explained that earlier
stAr CAL iBer: oh.
c a t g O n k: non-continuity is a dream sequence.
c a t g O n k: it's where fanfic characters go to have wet dreams.
stAr CAL iBer: yeah, but that makes it OK to fuck family members?
c a t g O n k: probably not
c a t g O n k: then again
c a t g O n k: it wouldn't really make it okay to fuck pets now would it?
stAr CAL iBer: this is a good point.

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valaskalas: *stabs you in the face*
c a t g O n k: :-*
valaskalas: My, what an ugly face. Let me make it better. *stabs again*
c a t g O n k: My, what a broken reproductive organ. Let me try and fix it *swings down with mallet*

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CAT g ON k: Oh, and now that you've got your AH membership, what are you going to do with it?
Azure Haights: Inspired, idealistic answer: read devoutly a good chunk of OddMem (and possibly the Chromatics forum), post a RMT (er, maet ym etar?) and actually get good at that damn game.
Azure Haights: Non-bullshit answer: fuck around in Karp Park

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CATGO nk: omg
CATGO nk: ian
CATGO nk: garvery
CATGO nk: wtf!!!!!11!!!
skruffbuff signed off at 11:36:25 AM.

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CAT g ON k: back soon...
Azure Haights: GAH FUCK YOU GONK
Azure Haights has left the room.
JumpXVI has entered the room.
JumpXVI: :-*
JumpXVI has left the room.

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N30 P0K3C4PN: GONK
CAT g ON k: :-* ?
N30 P0K3C4PN: THATS ALMOST AS BAD AS GOATSE BUT NOT QUITE
N30 P0K3C4PN: YES YOUR LINK IN YOUR PROFILE
CAT g ON k: HAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
CAT g ON k: I WIN
CAT g ON k: YOU LOSE
N30 P0K3C4PN: GRAH I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THINGS TO DO TO MAKE WORK SUCK
N30 P0K3C4PN: SO I LET IT LOAD FOR A MINUTE BEFORE I MAXIMIZED AND THEN BKSA HERE COMES THE FR00TY PR0N
N30 P0K3C4PN: you know gonk
N30 P0K3C4PN: that sucked
N30 P0K3C4PN: literally
N30 P0K3C4PN: in more ways than one

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JaReD0169: GONK!
JaReD0169: =-O
CAT g ON k: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
CAT g ON k: JaReD0169: ARABS ARE FUCKING MUSLIMS
JaReD0169: o_O
JaReD0169: when was this?
CAT g ON k: JaReD0169: They are just fucked up in the head
JaReD0169: maybe its all that time in the sun
JaReD0169: geez...
JaReD0169: I don't even remember this XD
JaReD0169: um... who is jonlee thomas?
CAT g ON k: Azure Haights: You'd plow your plane into a Mecca during high mass.
Azure Haights: Is that right?
JaReD0169: No, I'd send a cruise missile with a nuclear warhead
CAT g ON k: take a wild guess

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JonLeeThomas: I'd love to be your cat.

- Haights on another SN.

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CAT g ON k: hows your site going?
Corpselight Wisp: Oh, I haven't had any fucking time have I.. The time I did have I couldn't do anything with it because I was too busy pumping my body back full of vitamins and fluids. So far I'm just working on getting some forums up, if I can get the coding for that I can build the rest of the site around them
Corpselight Wisp: At least, that's my plan
CAT g ON k: sweet
Corpselight Wisp: You interested?
CAT g ON k: very
CAT g ON k: though i know fuck all about site design
Corpselight Wisp: Oh yeah, but so do I.
Corpselight Wisp: I'm curious because I was wanting to poach people off AH and you're the man they all follow like flies to meat :-*

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CaptainCunnilate: Heh, bored.
CaptainCunnilate: Suggest any SNES RPGs?
CATGO nk: TERRANIGMA
CATGO nk: LUFIA2
CaptainCunnilate: ...Plot?
CaptainCunnilate: Plotof Terranigma, I mean.
CATGO nk: The former has a plot cool like you wouldn't believe.
CATGO nk: The latter is standard.
CaptainCunnilate: TELL ME WHAT IT IS YOU FUCKING PROLE.
CaptainCunnilate signed off at 11:56:15 AM.
CATGO nk: SPNAK

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Peter the woman: Hi, I just wanted to let you know that my clitoris is b0rked.
Peter the woman: Don't ask me how you b0rk a clitoris, but I seem to have managed to do it.
CATGO nk: Hmm
Why, is it a crater instead?
Peter the woman: At this point, it's just a big jumble of smashed clitoris.
Peter the woman: It's pretty gross, actually.
Peter the woman: But my boyfriend Peter the man says that it's okay.
Peter the woman: He'll love me anyway.
CATGO nk: Yes.
Peter the woman: I mean, would you love a woman with a b0rked clitoris?
Peter the woman: I do have really nice boobs.
CATGO nk: I'm hoping that they don't curve to the left.
Peter the woman: Nah.
Peter the woman: That's a male gene, apparently.
CATGO nk: Ah
Peter the woman: Anyway, if you could, please spread the word on to my Azurian friends that I've got a b0rked clitoris.
CATGO nk: Will do.
CATGO nk: We'll find you some help sooner or later.
Peter the woman: Thanks, thanks a lot.
Peter the woman: You sure are kind.
CATGO nk: ^_^

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AutomatonOmega: It's an AIM chat room, right?
CatGonk: Yeah
CatGonk: It's pretty shit though
AutomatonOmega: Invite me in dude.
AutomatonOmega: heh
AutomatonOmega: So, I wanna get made fun of for being an Azurian.

Lony Tynch: i have the feeling automaton is neo
Lony Tynch: NEO J MENASOR IS THAT YOU
AutomatonOmega: Nope.
AutomatonOmega: I'm just a fool from Azure.
CatGonk: Automaton is, well, in no uncertain terms, your god.

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HamletThePig: I have to do this 4 page paper right now, its been due since wednesday oopsie
CAT g ON k: rotfl
CAT g ON k: i'm procrastinating as well
CAT g ON k: target for weekend = 14 hrs
CAT g ON k: so far = 0
HamletThePig: hahaha
CAT g ON k: and it's sunday night
HamletThePig: oopsie we're screwed
CAT g ON k: yes

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CAT g ON k: i love the zerg, they're the one thing i like about sc
AutomatonOmega: yeah
AutomatonOmega: Zerg is win.
AutomatonOmega: Zerglings give me many a boaner
CAT g ON k: YES
CAT g ON k: zerglings arouse me in ways i never knew existed
AutomatonOmega: They're like little violent tweakers.
CAT g ON k: zergling get me excited enough to lift the table up
AutomatonOmega: hahaha
AutomatonOmega: And your computer falls onto the floor.
AutomatonOmega: I lose more boxes that way!

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HamletThePig: people are UCI suck
HamletThePig: stupid asians and whites
CAT g ON k: HAHAHAHAHAHA
CAT g ON k: omg
CAT g ON k: uni makes everyone rascist
HamletThePig: my school is like 40% asian
CAT g ON k: even me
CAT g ON k: and i'm a halfbreed
HamletThePig: and all the asians are
CAT g ON k: okay, my college is like 60% asian
HamletThePig: OMG I'M BLACK or
HamletThePig: OMG I'M WHITE
HamletThePig: me: scream shut up
HamletThePig: all the asian boys want to be black
HamletThePig: and all the asian girls want to be white
HamletThePig: skdfs;d
CAT g ON k: all the whites are like omg asian, and all the asians are like ong malay
HamletThePig: hahah
CAT g ON k: heh
HamletThePig: malay is the native people there?
CAT g ON k: HAHAHAHAHA
CAT g ON k: HAHAHAHAHAHA
CAT g ON k: OMG SIG
HamletThePig: what
HamletThePig: scream
CAT g ON k: HamletThePig: malay is the native people there?
CAT g ON k: HamletThePig: malay is the native people there?
CAT g ON k: HamletThePig: malay is the native people there?
HamletThePig: I DON"T KNOW WHAT A MALAY IS
HamletThePig: spifsjsvgs
HamletThePig: moan
CAT g ON k: sry
HamletThePig: oh well I get to be in your pants, I mean sig :-*

CAT g ON k: HamletThePig: malay is the native people there?
AutomatonOmega: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
AutomatonOmega: HAW

CAT g ON k: HamletThePig: malay is the native people there?
Corpselight Wisp: Oh jesu

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HamletThePig: YOU STUPID SLUT! YOU NEVER WRITE! YOU NEVER CALL! GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!
CAT g ON k: :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-* :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-* :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-* :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-* :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-* :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-* :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-* :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-* :-*:-*:-*
CAT g ON k: :-*:-*
CAT g ON k: :-*
CAT g ON k: omg
HamletThePig: :-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*
CAT g ON k: DOMOKUN DESTROY PERTH UNDER PHALLUS
HamletThePig: YES

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DizzyBum77: My current assassin is fun... Cruel Thunder Maul + Tiger Strike = lotsa damage.
CAT g ON k: A MAUL
CAT g ON k: SACRELIDGE
DizzyBum77: Bwahaha.
CAT g ON k: HOW COULD YOU
DizzyBum77: Buy putting every single point into Strength!
DizzyBum77: I have at LEAST 300 by now.
CAT g ON k: ...
CAT g ON k: a maul
DizzyBum77: Well, I had already made two plain ol' claw assassins beforehand, and I wanted to see how much damage I could do with an assassin...
DizzyBum77: So far she does at least 15k with a full charge.
CAT g ON k: a maul
DizzyBum77: YES, A MAUL.
DizzyBum77: So there.
CAT g ON k: how could you

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CAT g ON k: yeah, come here, where streetdrinking is basically legal and my friends smoke in public
HamletThePig: what
HamletThePig: cry I want
HamletThePig: I havent been able to get drunk a lot >:o
HamletThePig: sif;ksffff
CAT g ON k: ;_;
CAT g ON k: how come?
HamletThePig: the best time was when we went to tijuana
CAT g ON k: LOL
HamletThePig: and I had soma and 20 drinks
HamletThePig: O:-)
CAT g ON k: omg
HamletThePig: but that was only once..ksjfs because I dont have that many good alcohol connections
HamletThePig: my only one is a friend who's in a sorority but scream she hasnt pulled through lately
CAT g ON k: oh yeah, it's illegal there isn't it, har har har
CAT g ON k: har
CAT g ON k: har
CAT g ON k: har
HamletThePig: sifpsi
HamletThePig: moan
CAT g ON k: :-*
HamletThePig: :-*
CAT g ON k: yes

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CAT g ON k: Terror's suprisingly useful..it pisses most people off but you can save people so easily with it
DizzyBum77: Oh yeah.
DizzyBum77: "WTF DOOD I WUZ KILLNING THEMM"
DizzyBum77: *Loser was slain by Fallen*

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HamletThePig: so what's your major anyway
HamletThePig: sexology? :-*
CAT g ON k: it's a double degree
CAT g ON k: diablo2 and CS

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HamletThePig: my have one of the best friends ever
HamletThePig: he's wite
HamletThePig: but
HamletThePig: acts "thug"
CAT g ON k: http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling.htm
HamletThePig: skinny white boy who raps about popping those bitches like stiches
HamletThePig: yes
CAT g ON k: ICY HOT STUNTAZ
HamletThePig: hahaha
CAT g ON k: they rock
CAT g ON k: the house
HamletThePig: omg
HamletThePig: I swoon
CAT g ON k: most hilarious site ever

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CAT g ON k: anway, i'm out, expect some of this in my journal.
HamletThePig: good
HamletThePig: The children need BOTH parents
HamletThePig: I don't want them growing up to be americans :'(

------[the second coming]------

The Inevitable Return of the Great White Gonk.

After six months without AIM, I made my way back to the chatroom.

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ATRFenix: MY GOD
Capncurtz: AAAAAAAAAH
Lony Tynch: CG = alien antfarm
Ziddar: Gonk ;-)
ATRFenix: IT'S CATGONK
SHRlMPY: =-O
Capncurtz: WHAT THE GAYNESS
ATRFenix: GONK!!!!!!!
Capncurtz: ITS GONK
Lony Tynch: SHUT UP
ATRFenix: LET GONK SPEAK
Capncurtz: phonowave: alien ant farm...
phonowave: gonk's alive?
Capncurtz: OnlineHost: CatGonk has entered the room.
CatGonk: Hmm
ATRFenix: It's some sort of miracle

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SHRlMPY: well, we've all made a big deal about Gonk entering, do we get to return to our meaningless lives now?

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phonowave: EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP, CATGONK IS ALIVE.
SleepyIsBack: why is gonk alive?
ATRFenix: shut up sux
Lony Tynch: sleepy why dont you like cg
ATRFenix: let gonk speak
SleepyIsBack: I forgot
SleepyIsBack: but I dont like him
SleepyIsBack: oh I remember
SleepyIsBack: he insulted me when I was a newbie here
ATRFenix: sleepy, because you were a fucking idiot when you first came here
SleepyIsBack: yes.
CatGonk: Only when he first came here?
SleepyIsBack: but I still dont like him

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CatGonk: Oh, and the lemon WILL BE WRITTEN
ATRFenix: yey.
phonowave: lemon is for boners right?

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Azure Haights has entered the room.
Azure Haights: =-O
Azure Haights: Gonkinchat
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: AAAAAAAAAAH
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: HES EATING FOOD
SanDimasFBRules: Yeah. Everyone acts like it's a mother fucking miracle.
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: SOMETHING THAT BREAKS FASTS
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: IS DEADLY FOOD
CatGonk: Back
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: DID YOU BREAK YOUR FAST GONK

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SanDimasFBRules: WILL EVERYONE WHO COMES IN THE ROOM SHUT UP ABOUT CG?
SanDimasFBRules: CHRIST
SanDimasFBRules: "<INSERT NAME HERE> ENTERS THE MOTHER FUCKING ROOM"
SanDimasFBRules: "<INSERT NAME HERE> WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S CATGONK"
Lony Tynch: sux = snap

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Kanji Moder: If anyone says, "What the fuck, it's Cat Gonk", I swear, I'm going to shoot someone.

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LaHZeeAzn: omg its cg
BHisTheWalrus: Wow, you're so observant.

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Aoryuu: Hey, wow, it's Catgonk
CatGonk: Heh.
Azure Haights: GAH WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH GONK
phonowave: that was real, too
Azure Haights: Oh wait, I'm not Sux.
Aoryuu: HEY, WOW, FOLKS, IT'S CAT GONK
CatGonk: Good call, Talen
Supernova Yeti: WOW
Supernova Yeti: HEY CAT GONK
Azure Haights: *shakes off Suxfont*
Aoryuu: MY GOD, IT'S THE CAT GONKIEST CAT GONK I'VE EVER COME ACROSS
BHisTheWalrus: Am I the only one who hasn't said "Holy fuck! Gonk's here!"
Aoryuu: HEY, EVERYONE, LET'S GO MENTION HOW CATGONK IS HERE!
Aoryuu: <gets over it>
Azure Haights: Uh. No.

Azure Haights: You should mention -- I was on Sux's font.

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YOU HAVE FOUND THE 8rMU7 p|\|, CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR EMPTY LIFE IS NOW FULFILLED. YOU MAY RELAX AND ENJOY THE REMAINDER OF YOUR DAYS IN A STATE OF BLISS AS YOU ADORE THE 8rMU7 p|\|, FEEL THE 8rMU7 p|\|, TOUCH THE 8rMU7 COUPON, FONDLE THE 8rMU7 p|\|, CARESS THE 8rMU7 p|\|, MASTURBATE WITH THE 8rMU7 p|\| FOR DAYS ON END. WITH THE 8rMU7 p|\| WITHIN YOUR GRASP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD WILL SUCCEED GREATLY IN LIFE YET NOT EXCEED YOUR OWN ACHIEVEMENT OF FINDING THE 8rMU7 p|\|..

*would extend this just to convey the sheer 1337ness of the 8rMU7 p|\| but can't be bothered*

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Aoryuu: quiet, you foolish nonworshipper of Gonk
Aoryuu: <fawns at Gonk's feet in leather gimp suit>
SaBeR TR: why should anyone worship him
SaBeR TR: he's just a guy
phonowave: ohhhh
SaBeR TR: i mean just, just look at him
SaBeR TR: *hits Gonk with a stick*

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phonowave: who cares about GONK.
phonowave: no one likes GONK.
CatGonk: :-*
phonowave: but i do, ohhh yea.
phonowave: um.
phonowave: no no not really.
Azure Haights: >:o
phonowave: coz gonk is a guy.
phonowave: GONK.
Azure Haights: GONK is awesum.
CatGonk: indeed
phonowave: you know what?
phonowave: the first months i was at agnp i thought gonk was a girl.
CatGonk: Blame my sex appeal
phonowave: ok
phonowave: sex appeal, you suck
CatGonk: I can't help it that both genders are attracted to me.
phonowave: so are there any other good chats anywhere?
CatGonk: Heh
phonowave: oh i was never attracted to you, i thought you were a very masculine girl
CatGonk: At least that's what you're saying now.
Dru Err Ick 48: don't listen to him.
Dru Err Ick 48: we don't know him
phonowave: yea you do!
CatGonk: You only wanted me for my body

------[it was for the best]------

Jonathan Thomas: Suicide in an AIM room.

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Azure Haights: Gonk, did anyone ever tell you about the evil-Lynn plan? I forget. ^^;;
CatGonk: Meeh?
Azure Haights: No, then?
CatGonk: No
Azure Haights: You remember who Lynn is, correct?
CatGonk: How could I forget
Azure Haights: Well, next time he comes in the chat, we're going to be nice to him.
CatGonk: Fair enough
Azure Haights: SUPER FUCKING DRIPPY OOZING LYNN IS FUCKING GOD nice.
Azure Haights: LYNN IS AMAZING AND PERFECT AND WE ARE SLIME nice.
phonowave: "Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity..."

Supernova Yeti: haights
Supernova Yeti: this is the ONLY thing you talk about now
Supernova Yeti: getting just a teeny itty bit old ;-);-)
Azure Haights: And you DON'T want to see Lynn's mind explode?

Azure Haights: =-O
PuyoPuyoTsuu: Lynn has signed on
LaHZeeAzn: red room
Azure Haights: LYNN IS ONLINE...

ChampthomOfTGP has entered the room.
phonowave: hey lyyn
Azure Haights: C-THOM! 8-)8-)
CatGonk: Hey Lynn
phonowave: lol
PuyoPuyoTsuu: Hi
Sirius259: Hi Lynn
Supernova Yeti: ahahahahahh
Supernova Yeti: hahahahaha
ChampthomOfTGP: My name is Jonathan, CG :P
SaBeR TR: Hi Lynn
CatGonk: Sorry
Azure Haights: Yeah, Gonk.
Azure Haights: >:o>:o
ChampthomOfTGP: But you can call me Champthom
Sirius259: Hi Jonathan
ChampthomOfTGP: Or Champ
phonowave: i love you jon
ChampthomOfTGP: Or C-Thom
SaBeR TR: Or Lynn
Sirius259: What up C-Thom
phonowave: JON YOU'RE PERFECT AND WE'RE SLIME
ChampthomOfTGP: The sky, S-Irus

CatGonk: Champthom, when are you coming to Perth?
ChampthomOfTGP: Why?
ChampthomOfTGP: I don't wanna die during my summer vacation

Azure Haights: So Jon, what's up?
ChampthomOfTGP: The sky

Azure Haights: Uh, Jon's ok, right?
phonowave: i hope it is ok
phonowave: it's a sexy name
phonowave: oh underline...yea, it's so sexy

*snap*

Sirius259: argh argh argh
Sirius259: can't stand it

ChampthomOfTGP: Actualy, I wanna be frozen.
ChampthomOfTGP: So future generations can figure out how to bring me back to life.
phonowave: you want to be frozen?
phonowave: that's sooooo sweet
phonowave: lol

ChampthomOfTGP: Guys...
ChampthomOfTGP: We need to pay tribute to the events that never happened in the past millenium

*snap*

TurnOfTheRogue: Shut the fuck up lynn
phonowave: lol!
ChampthomOfTGP: Why?
phonowave: FUCK YOU
ChampthomOfTGP: By bad.
phonowave: Jon you pusswanker
phonowave: or lynn or whoever you are you poser
PuyoPuyoTsuu: We plotted to be nice to you for five minutes
Azure Haights: >:o Way to give it away, PPT.
Azure Haights has left the room.
PuyoPuyoTsuu: I thought we were going to tell him afterwards

Supernova Yeti: *laughs at haights*
Supernova Yeti: agahgahahahahahahahaha
Supernova Yeti: oh wait
Supernova Yeti: he left
Supernova Yeti: rofl

ChampthomOfTGP: I SUMMON THE IRON CHEF

*snap*

CatGonk: Lynn
CatGonk: For fucks sake.
CatGonk: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
CatGonk: PLEASE tell me you are doing this on purpose.
CatGonk: PLEASE
SleepyIsBack: how long did it take for you to figure this out, catgonk?

phonowave: lynn you're a fuck up
phonowave: you fucked your mom when you came out of her womb
phonowave: you dickless schizo

ChampthomOfTGP: I should be asking you that. My name is Jonathan Thomas, not Lynn and you still think I'm some
CatGonk: It would DESTROY my faith in the human race to know that there exists a person as INHUMANLY FUCKING STUPID as you
CatGonk: Lynn
CatGonk: Your parent's didn't feel you udeserved the effort needed for them to strangle you at birth
CatGonk: Lynn
CatGonk: If your mother hadn't been sleeping with her father so often, you wouldn't have happened
phonowave: lynn, stop drinking semen, you should know it's bad for you.
CatGonk: You SHOULDN'T have happened
CatGonk: LYNN
CatGonk: YOU ARE A MISTAKE
CatGonk: YOU SURVIVED ABORTION
SleepyIsBack: when lynn was being born, the doctors yelled out "ABORT THE MISSION!!!!!!! ABORT THE MISSION!!!!!!!!"

*snap*

ChampthomOfTGP: LOOK YOU FUCKHEAD.
SleepyIsBack: lol
phonowave: lynn is proof that there is no god.
CatGonk: Lynn is proof that God is NOT infallible
ChampthomOfTGP: ITS NOT MY FAULT MY MOTHER WAS A VICTIM OF SEXUAL ABUSE.
CatGonk: AND YOU ARE THE PRODUCT
ChampthomOfTGP: NO I'M NOT.

ChampthomOfTGP: WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU.
ChampthomOfTGP: YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR OWN RELIGION TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
ChampthomOfTGP: God, at least I didn't make my own religion.

CatGonk: Lynn.
phonowave: LYNN STOP MASTURBATING
phonowave: TYPE WITH TWO HANDS YOU WANKER
CatGonk: Lynn, you are the biggest star in my sig
Supernova Yeti: ahahahahaha
CatGonk: and that's all you'll even be
ChampthomOfTGP: I hate your guts.
phonowave: LYNN HAS NO BALLS! LYNN HAS NO BALLS! LYNN HAS NO BALLS! LYNN HAS NO BALLS!
CatGonk: Because, Lynn, you are, nothing.
CatGonk: Lynn.
ChampthomOfTGP: You are. And my name is Jonathan.
CatGonk: How long was that title you made for yourself again?

(flashback)

ChampthomOfTGP: Be glad I'm not making you call me by my formal title of:
ChampthomOfTGP: His Royal El Presidente-ness, Reverened El Presidente Jonathan Lee Thomas The First
ChampthomOfTGP: Protector of our rights, liberties, and the Champthom-Anian Way,Sealer of the Book of Clow....
ChampthomOfTGP: Guardian of the Black Digivice, Minister of Ministers, Temporariy Minister of Culture, Ecomony and
ChampthomOfTGP: Education....
ChampthomOfTGP: Minister of Culture, Secratary of State, Exhalted Emporer of the Omnivurse, The Head Honcho....

(end flashback)

ChampthomOfTGP: Its because of you, PK is fucked up for life.
CatGonk: Who is PK?
ChampthomOfTGP: MY NAME IS JONATHAN
CatGonk: Oh, Pokekid.
SleepyIsBack: lol
ChampthomOfTGP: No.
Supernova Yeti has left the room.
CatGonk: I was nice to him
ChampthomOfTGP: PokeKnight
SleepyIsBack: who?
phonowave: MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
ChampthomOfTGP: He hates your guts.
phonowave: KID ROCK!
SleepyIsBack: damn catgonk!!!!!
SleepyIsBack: what did you do?
phonowave: YOU'RE SOOO COOL LYNN
CatGonk: Then he decided to get all the WebTVers to troll AGNP
CatGonk: I was nice to Pokeknight
TR Zenigame has entered the room.
CatGonk: Pokeknight wasn't that bad
TR Zenigame: hello
ChampthomOfTGP: He hates your guts.
CatGonk: Hey there
SleepyIsBack: h
CatGonk: Pokeknight was okay.
phonowave: PokeKnight gave good head
SleepyIsBack: uh
SleepyIsBack: you cant troll with a tv
ChampthomOfTGP: He doesn't want me to go to Australia because of you.
CatGonk: What did I do to him, anyway?
SleepyIsBack: its like trying to make babies with a toaster
CatGonk: I don't think I raped him and tore him apart in a carpark
phonowave: BUT BECAUSE OF YOU, LYNN, HE STOPPED!
ChampthomOfTGP: You fucked him off.
SleepyIsBack: or something
CatGonk: Heh
ChampthomOfTGP: Now hes a psychotic goth who wants to kill people.
SaBeR TR: Hahahahaha
SleepyIsBack: lol
CatGonk: Sweet
SleepyIsBack: thats awesome, cg
CatGonk: Goths are cool.
SleepyIsBack: I now have more respect for you
TR Zenigame: ;-)
CatGonk: It's good to see that I'm such a positive influence.

phonowave: LYNN, DO YOU TAKE US SERIOUSLY?
phonowave: DO WE HURT YOUR FEELINGS?
ChampthomOfTGP: YES I DO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY

(Lynn's font had turned red at this point)

CatGonk: Thanks, Sleepy.
SleepyIsBack: rolf
SleepyIsBack: lynn has a red font now
TR Zenigame: does the red symbolize anger
ChampthomOfTGP: YES, YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. YOU DRIVE ME TO A SLOW POINT OF INSANITY.
TR Zenigame: or that time of month

CatGonk: Lynn.
CatGonk: You are a mistake. You are a product of a criminal act.
CatGonk: Lynn
CatGonk: You should not be here.
ChampthomOfTGP: God...
CatGonk: If your father had obeyed the law, and if your mother hadn't put out in the first place...
CatGonk: Anyway
CatGonk: Lynn, commit suicide.
TR Zenigame: yes lynn
TR Zenigame: its the only way
CatGonk: You would be doing the gene pool such a favour.
TurnOfTheRogue: Lynn doesn't know how
CatGonk: You would do more to advance the human race dead than alive.
CatGonk: Lynn, you there?
phonowave: OH LYNN yea YOUR MOM TAUGHT YOU HOW TO FUCK THE RIGHT WAY
phonowave: YEAAA
BHisTheWalrus: "Our gene pool could use a little chlorine."
CatGonk: Lynn, if you aren't hanging from the ceiling already..
CatGonk: ...it doesn't matter, I will still be laughing at you.
CatGonk: Lynn
CatGonk: Oh, no, he can't be dead. He wouldn't know how to tie the thing.
CatGonk: If you want a way to top yourself that will only require your level of brainpower..
CatGonk: ...fall from a great height.

A bit later...

CatGonk: Is Lynn still there?
phonowave: i dunno
CatGonk: Sweet
CatGonk: Lynn
phonowave: maybe he shot himself or something

CatGonk: If you're on the roof now, spare a thought for me, and how much I've done for you.
CatGonk: Lynn
CatGonk: I'm the best thing that ever happened to you.
CatGonk: Lynn
CatGonk: I am everything you have ever wanted to be. You and Pokeknight. You and Simper.
CatGonk: I remember, once you said you were a "future member of AH"
CatGonk: I would give you a position as "comic relief" if Toad would let me.
CatGonk: See, we never saw you on AH.
CatGonk: That's probably b/c you couldn't figure out how to register.
CatGonk: That, or you knew you were out of your depth. No, actually, that's not it..
CatGonk: ..as you're too stupid

CatGonk: Lynn
CatGonk: Pokeknight is cool.
CatGonk: Be like him.
CatGonk: If you become like him, I will respect you.
CatGonk: You will have friends.
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: ChampthomofTGP: 4 inches erect, ok?
CatGonk: Hmm
ChampthomOfTGP has left the room.
CatGonk: Aww
CatGonk: Oh well
CatGonk: My work here is done ^_^
TR Zenigame: bye gonk

------[what you thought]------

"I'm surprised no one has posted this from a while back:

ChampthomOfTGP: I didn't hear you , I was thinking of my hundreds and hundreds of boyfriends

or...

ChampthomOfTGP: Look, just because I have a small thing doesn't give you the right to insult it.

or the all important...

ChampthomOfTGP: 4 inches erect, okay?"

- Shrimpy

------

"It almost looks like you hate him more than Sama, SC, Biffster, Pornbot, Elian, etc, etc, etc... hate me... Impossible I say..."

- Givera

------

"This really makes me want to chat in that AGNP room."

- Jumpman16

------

"...

o.O;;

That was cool."

- CHaRiZaRd

------

"ROFL. That blows Mecha's "If you read one chatlog of the year, this is it" out of the water. rofl"

- Sux.


------[male insecurities]------

Don't brag about what you don't have.

------

valaskalas: 6.3 inches.
valaskalas: Yar har harr.
CatGonk: And your proud, aren't you?
CatGonk: you're, even
valaskalas: Oh yes.

(the next IM recieved is linked to http://www.goatse.cx)

valaskalas: This is not goatsecks.
CatGonk: Goatse doesn't make me flinch anymore, you know.
CatGonk: I've seen it so many times...
valaskalas: Wanker.
CatGonk: The fact that I beat off to it every other night helps as well
valaskalas: You scare me.
CatGonk: I arouse you.
valaskalas: No.
valaskalas: Qite the opposite.
CatGonk: Yes.
valaskalas: *Quite
valaskalas: I am completely limp.
CatGonk: All you ever think about each day is making raw, uninterrupted love to Cat-Gonk.
CatGonk: YOU WANT THE PURIN

valaskalas: And I still think Gloom is cuter than Oddish.
CatGonk: Hahahah
CatGonk: Gloom has the clap.
CatGonk: That's why it smells
valaskalas: Oddish has no penis. That's why it doesn't have teh clap.
CatGonk: Oddish, if male, has a penis.
And it's a damn sight better than 6.3 inches of thin, soft plastic.
valaskalas: Thin, soft plastic?
CatGonk: Rubber, actually.
CatGonk: You'd know better than I would.
valaskalas: What in God's name are you smoking?
CatGonk: Hahahah
valaskalas: It's still a good two inches more than your thin, soft plastic.
CatGonk: Hahahahah.
If you turned it the other way, maybe.
valaskalas: You yourself said you could not compete with my 6.3 inches.
CatGonk: No.
CatGonk: That's quite true, I can't.
CatGonk: Mine rarely fits down the throat of young ladies, which is a shame.

CatGonk: You live in Finland.
CatGonk: It's cold in Finland.
valaskalas: Yes.
valaskalas: Yes.
CatGonk: Yours is already smaller by environmental factors alone.
valaskalas: No.
valaskalas: Finn's are the ancestors of vikings.
valaskalas: Hence we have a good tolerance for alcohol, and sizeable wang.
valaskalas: Plus, I occasionally have dreams of pillaging/ravaging entire villages.
CatGonk: And that's all they'll be.
CatGonk: Dreams.
valaskalas: Me = Olaf the Hung.

CatGonk: JenovaMystera: Valasakalskalkaslkasas has a 6.29 inch penis that curves to the left and therefore must be considerably longer.
CatGonk: If it curves to the left, it's broken
valaskalas: Broken?
CatGonk: I'm honestly suprised that you haven't heard of it.
CatGonk: Broken.
valaskalas: Explain why and how.
valaskalas: Now explain this "broken"
CatGonk: Broken.
CatGonk: If it hangs to the left, it's broken.
valaskalas: It is my understanding that curvature to the left is the most common.
valaskalas: What's all this "broken" shit about?

It's a well known fact amongst Australians that if it hangs to the left, it's broken. So, if it curves to the left, so much so that it can't be measured correctly with a ruler (as he has already confessed to Jenova), then it must be pretty messed up indeed.

*Pete checks the AH forum and sees that I've posted the entire log from above*

valaskalas: Fuck you CatGonk.
CatGonk: Hahahahaha
CatGonk: HAAHAHAHAHA
CatGonk: BROKEN
valaskalas: That only counts for Aussie penises, which are defunctional to beginwith.
CatGonk: Sorry, I have to go and make lunch now.
Be back soon.
valaskalas: Lies.
valaskalas: You have to go put tape on your broken aussie wang.
CatGonk: Back
CatGonk: Hahahaha
valaskalas: Is it all taped up now?
CatGonk: The girl in my basement?
valaskalas: No.
valaskalas: You have no girl in teh basement.
CatGonk: It's for my next film.
valaskalas: "Broken Wang Man 2?"
CatGonk: Not quite.

valaskalas: That was a dirty trick you pulled, Gonk.
CatGonk: What was?
valaskalas: This whole "post on Azure" bit.
CatGonk: But it's FUNNY
CatGonk: Well, your wang is, anyway
valaskalas: That's just it.
valaskalas: I have no chance of reiterating this shit of yours.
CatGonk: No, no you don't.

CatGonk: You've ignored me, haven't you?
valaskalas: No.
CatGonk: You're going to run off and hide in the corner, nursing your BROKEN WANG.
valaskalas: But I'm considering it.
CatGonk: Because that's what it is, after all

valaskalas: You know what rhymes with cock?
CatGonk: Hahahah
valaskalas: Block, that's what.
valaskalas signed off at 12:38:17 PM.

SPNAK, baby.

And he was the one who initiated the thing as well by bragging about penile length.

Later...

valaskalas: However, the 6.3 inches are the utter truth.
CatGonk: Heh.

So you're taking back the fact that it's BROKEN?
valaskalas: Broken = lies.
valaskalas: 6.3 inches = truth.
CatGonk: ;-)

valaskalas: Masturbation is good, but it is not the best. Nothing beats the feel of your lovely ass! It's so firm! And so round! And so good!
CatGonk: Every night you masturbate wantonly to the thought of Cat-Gonk, stroking your broken 6"3 penis.
TDAJumpman16: Which curves to the left.
valaskalas: I only have to put up with this for one more day...
CatGonk: Maybe you should put a splint on it
valaskalas: Shut teh fux0rz up!


And, when I finally got the college connection to let me run AIM:

valaskalas: Oh no
CatGonk: hahahahhahaha
CatGonk: HAHAHAHAHAHA
valaskalas: All I hear now is "b0rked, b0rked, b0rked"
CatGonk: b0rked

valaskalas: I now declare SPNAK, just to piss you off.
valaskalas: fgt.
valaskalas signed off at 4:12:13 PM.

You have just entered room "b0rked."
PikaCharma has entered the room.
StarCaliber has entered the room.
CatGonk: pete won't come in
CatGonk: hahahaha
PikaCharma: Heyas
StarCaliber: Surprise surprise. =P

CatGonk: OH, SO HE WARNS ME!!!
PikaCharma: LOL! You got a warning for sending a chat invite. Send him the Goatse graphic :P
CatGonk: he's seen it
CatGonk: most AHers have
CatGonk: people
CatGonk: warn him
StarCaliber: All AHers have.
PikaCharma: Yeah, but it never hurts to see it again.

CatGonk: his SN is "valaskalas"
CatGonk: and he's got a b0rked penis
CatGonk: he's rather touchy about it too

CatGonk: that reminds me, i have ALL my other names...
CatGonk: but i can't get to hotmail while i'm dialed in
PikaCharma: ((awaiting a response to my IM))
CatGonk: as my net connection is almost as broken as pete's wang.
CatGonk: almost, but not quite

StarCaliber: Tell him you're selling penis-fixers.
StarCaliber: That should tickle his fancy.

PikaCharma: Unfortunately, having a broken wang is not sufficient evidence to issue a warning. Not
PikaCharma: according to AIM anyways :P

PikaCharma: Dammit! He blocked me
CatGonk: SPNAK
PikaCharma: ::mutters naughty and unflattering things::
StarCaliber: b0rkd
CatGonk: CatGonk: StarCaliber: b0rkd valaskalas: Yeah, yeah.
CatGonk: haha

CatGonk: HAAAAAAHAHAHA
CatGonk: PEte The Man says he SPNAKed me.
CatGonk: Because he threw me on block.
CatGonk: HAHHAHA
StarCaliber: LOL
StarCaliber: He's one touchy fuck.

StarCaliber: StarCaliber: SPNAK
StarCaliber: valaskalas: You want one too? valaskalas signed off at 2:17:37 AM.
CatGonk: he doesn't quite get it, does he?
StarCaliber: Maybe it's hard to cope when you've got a b0rked wang.

Azure Haights: I've SPNAKed der b0rkenstein thrice.
CATGO nk: indeed
CATGO nk: heh
CATGO nk: he gets burnt so easily
Azure Haights: So you're saying it's 3rd degree burns
that did it?
CATGO nk: nah, more like an explosion
CATGO nk: third degree friction burns would only scar it
CATGO nk: not break it completely
Azure Haights: Maybe it bent from all the regrowth.
Azure Haights: Azure Haights: Where it was scarred,
the scar tissue grew so much that it forced a bend.
Azure Haights: Like a thermostat.
CATGO nk: yes
Azure Haights: Which means it was even shorter to start
with.
CATGO nk: O.o
Azure Haights: Why else would he be so pround of six
point three?
Azure Haights: Azure Haights: ;-)
CATGO nk: true

------[what you thought]------

:o - Dark Likitung

"Usually Chat logs aren't that great, but if all of them where like this I could change my mind....

Good Work, Gonk."

- Nirvana

------

O_O - Zerot

------

;-( - Pornbot

------

CatGonk: Did I tell you that I'm making a new sig?
StarCaliber: Yeah.
CatGonk: Ah
StarCaliber: Word on the street is that it's gonna be badass.
CatGonk: Well, the "Broken" log is in it.
StarCaliber: lol
CatGonk: I honestly didn't think he'd take it that hard.
StarCaliber: He's pretty moody
StarCaliber: Hell, I would be too if I had a broken penis

------[i want my mummy]------

Cat-Gonk's Illegitimate Child: The Bastard Son Of Moob.

I've been wondering who this "Illusion Of Evil" person on my AIM list is for quite a while now, and out of the blue it IMs me.

Illusion of Evil: Hello mommy
CatGonk: Hello.
CatGonk: Remind me again how I know you.
Illusion of Evil: Because you are my mommy
Illusion of Evil: And you wuv me
CatGonk: That's not entirely true, actually.
CatGonk: Well...
Illusion of Evil: =-O
CatGonk: I didn't want you to begin with, but I didn't feel you deserved the effort required for me to strangle you.
Illusion of Evil: That's a lie! You wuv me mommy and you'd never let that happen! ;_;
CatGonk: Hahahahah
CatGonk: You'd like to think so, wouldn't you.
Illusion of Evil: =-O

Illusion of Evil: That's not what daddy says!
CatGonk: I don't even know who daddy is, so how could you?
CatGonk: I think he was Fish.
CatGonk: Maybe.
CatGonk: No, that's your sister.
Illusion of Evil: ;_;
Illusion of Evil: /me goes and asks his other daddy
CatGonk: >:o
CatGonk: Hahah
Illusion of Evil: He don't know either :'(

CatGonk: Now excuse me for a moment, I'm battling on GSbot.
Illusion of Evil: *cries*
Illusion of Evil: *jumps on you*
Illusion of Evil: *steals your pants and runz off*

CatGonk: So, then.
Illusion of Evil: Oh, damn
Illusion of Evil: You found me ;_;
Illusion of Evil: But I shall not give!
Illusion of Evil: *puts on pants*
CatGonk: No, you shall recieve.
Illusion of Evil: receive
CatGonk: Fuck you.
CatGonk: Heh
CatGonk: I HAVE MADE A TYPO
CatGonk: I AM SO SORRY
CatGonk: SO VERY SORRY
Illusion of Evil: Yes
Illusion of Evil: BOW DOWN TO ME, WORTHLESS PEON
CatGonk: I ALMOST REGRET NOT WASTING THREE SECONDS OF MY LIFE SMOTHERING YOU AT BIRTH
Illusion of Evil: And put some pants on!
CatGonk: Oh, that'd help.
CatGonk: heh, peon.

CatGonk: What did I name you again, or did I even bother giving you a name?
Illusion of Evil: Max E. Pad
Illusion of Evil: And I'm still curious as to what the E. stands for

CatGonk: excuse me for a second...
Illusion of Evil: *looks at clock*
Illusion of Evil: One long-ass second....
CatGonk: Sorry about that
Illusion of Evil: Liar! ;_;
Illusion of Evil: You don't care about me! ;_;
Illusion of Evil: You're not sorry!
CatGonk: Sorry, I have to go and make lunch now.
Be back soon.
CatGonk: Actually, no, I'm not sorry.
Illusion of Evil: *steals your shirt and runz off*

------

Thing is though, I found out who he was..

CatGonk: Every night you masturbate wantonly to the thought of Cat-Gonk.
CatGonk: Your nipples tingle at the thought of Cat-Gonk
Illusion of Evil: Why yes they do, how did you know?
CatGonk: Because I am your mommy.

CatGonk: You know, I'd probably have thrown you down the toilet but I didn't want to have to touch you.
CatGonk: Sorry.

Illusion of Evil: Can you breast-feed me? I'm hungry. ;_;
CatGonk: Will do.
Illusion of Evil: Good...
Illusion of Evil: *suspicious grin*
CatGonk: ^_^
Illusion of Evil: *shifty-eyed look*
Illusion of Evil:

CatGonk: Seriously though, how is it it that I know you?
CatGonk: :-*
CatGonk: AGNP?
Illusion of Evil: *evil laughter*
CatGonk: AH?
Illusion of Evil: Mr.E =P
CatGonk: Hahahaha
CatGonk: Oh my god.
Illusion of Evil: I are teh mystery
CatGonk: I never thought you'd be capable of such a hilarious chatlog.
CatGonk: Mr E
CatGonk: Damn
Illusion of Evil: lol

CatGonk: Uh-oh.
CatGonk: Oh dear.
CatGonk: Looks like I gave birth to a TPMer.
CatGonk: >_<
Illusion of Evil: ahaha
Illusion of Evil: I laugh in your face!
CatGonk: noooo

------[the big bad bird]------

Talen's Pidgeot = 1337

------

Aoryuu: this log could be siggable if it wouldn't bust the entire concept of proledom open gonads first

Dynamis: Double Edge, Double Team, Substitute, Mirror Move
- Leftovers

CatGonk: what do you have DT on?
Aoryuu: Pidgeot
Aoryuu: of all the pokemon who should LEAST worry you, PIDGEOT, damnit.
CatGonk: and he's complaining.
CatGonk: hahahah

Aoryuu: <L-Sama> must you use Double Team?
Aoryuu: <L-Sama> I personally find it to be time consuming

Aoryuu: <chromebot1> L-Sama ended the game.
Aoryuu: GRRRR
Aoryuu: Lessee
Aoryuu: Her wigglytuff was at 4%
Aoryuu: Her Fearow was at 4%
Aoryuu: Her Hitmonlee was dead
Aoryuu: Her Hypno was dead
Aoryuu: Her Gligar was dead
Aoryuu: And her Charizard is dead
CatGonk: meh?
CatGonk: and she bottled?

Aoryuu: <Nidoking> ahahahhah YOU BEAT HIM WITH A PIDGEOT
Aoryuu: <Nidoking> not that pidgeot is bad
Aoryuu: <Nidoking> it's actually good now that i see your strategy

Aoryuu: <Rain_Dance> Look, just take the win. I've got Hazer, and I'm tired as hell. I'm not in the thinking modd to deal with Pidgeot.

Aoryuu: <chromebot1> Rain_Dance's URSARING used CURSE!
Aoryuu: <chromebot1> Rain_Dance's URSARING's SPEED fell!
Aoryuu: <chromebot1> Rain_Dance's URSARING's ATTACK went up!
Aoryuu: <chromebot1> Rain_Dance's URSARING's DEFENSE went up!
Aoryuu: <chromebot1> Talen's PIDGEOT recovered with LEFTOVERS.
Aoryuu: <chromebot1> Talen's PIDGEOT used MIRROR MOVE!
Aoryuu: <chromebot1> Talen's PIDGEOT used CURSE!
Aoryuu: <chromebot1> Talen's PIDGEOT's SPEED fell!
Aoryuu: <chromebot1> Talen's PIDGEOT's ATTACK went up!
Aoryuu: <chromebot1> Talen's PIDGEOT's DEFENSE went up!
Aoryuu: Let's see who wins this...

Aoryuu: There is a new god.
Aoryuu: Mewtwo's time has passed.
Aoryuu: Lugia is to step into the shadows.
Azure Haights: And his name is Magnallah.
Aoryuu: Magneton itself is wary.
Aoryuu: False gods all crumble.
Aoryuu: And fear.
Aoryuu: And fear the coming.
Aoryuu: And the coming is that of the New God.
Aoryuu: And the New God is known.
Aoryuu: And it is known by a name.
Aoryuu: And that name is proud.
Aoryuu: And that name is noble.
Aoryuu: And that name that is noble and that name that is proud is this name.
Aoryuu: Pidgeot.
Aoryuu: BOOYAH!

Azure Haights: You're trying to get in my sig, ain't ya?
Aoryuu: Fuck that, I have a 100% win/loss record today thanks to Pidgeot.

Aoryuu: One day someone's gunna produce an electabuzz and I'll be fucked up the arse with a stick
Aoryuu: but GODDAMN is it funny right now. ;p
Aoryuu: and the thing is, the only thing I see that gives me trouble is Rhydon.
Aoryuu: Guess what?
Aoryuu: RHYDON HAS TO DEAL WITH JUMPLUFF FIRST! XD

Aoryuu: Dread's gunna fucking LOVE this though. ;p

I decided to start a chatroom...

You have just entered room "Pidgeot Is Hardkore."
RainDanceAGNP has entered the room.
CatGonk: Heheheheheh
RainDanceAGNP: The chat name is...scary. O.o
CatGonk: RD, you're not the first to feel the wrath of the thing.

Aoryuu has entered the room.
Azure Haights: Pidgeot is Hardkore?
Aoryuu: YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS

Aoryuu: <dance> <dance><dance>
Aoryuu: DO IT, I SAY
Aoryuu: DO THE EVIL JUMPLUFF DANCE
Aoryuu: <dance> <dance> <dance>
CatGonk: <dance> <dance> <dance>
Azure Haights: *defies Talen*
Azure Haights: *does the Happy Furret Dance*
Azure Haights: <dance><dance><dance>
Aoryuu: <tries to do both the Evil Jumpluff and Happy Furret dances>
Azure Haights: *Talen trips*
Aoryuu: <dance> <dance> <dance>
Aoryuu: <FALL ON ASS>

Aoryuu: Gonk - actually, I'm waiting for someone to baton pass when I have my Pidgeot set up.
Aoryuu: I'm just WAITING for it.

CatGonk: Grr
CatGonk: I must get to work.
Azure Haights: I should keep on working too.
Azure Haights: If not to BEAT him, to inspire him to go further than he ever would before.
CatGonk: heheheheh
CatGonk: And now, to work.

CatGonk: We need to make Team Pidgeot
Aoryuu: XD
CatGonk: A GSbot team of weird shit

CatGonk: Fury Dancing Scizor...
Corpselight Wisp: Gonk
Corpselight Wisp: No wonder you're the Prole King
Corpselight Wisp: Fury Dancing Scizo
Corpselight Wisp: r
Corpselight Wisp: PAH
Corpselight Wisp: Fury Dancing Parasect
CatGonk: Heh

Aoryuu: Yeah, the Parasyrex
Aoryuu: I've got one
Aoryuu: named Rohypnol.
Aoryuu: Freaked the shit out of my GM when I told him its name...
Aoryuu: "You have a pokemon named after a date rape drug? O.o"

Aoryuu: what's the psych up girafarig?
Corpselight Wisp: A Prole

Aoryuu: Hey, , can Mime get any kind of switch inducer in RBY? I seriously doubt it.
Corpselight Wisp: Well, unless you count giving them hordes of FLASHings
CatGonk: Hahaha
Aoryuu: I never want to have to think about Mr Mime flashing anything.

Aoryuu: I gave Fox a Surfing Pikachu doll the other day.
CatGonk: Golem, not the weedle doll
CatGonk: Heheheh
Aoryuu: And I have a Oddish Doll
CatGonk: ARG
CatGonk: BITCH
CatGonk: GIVE GIVE GIVE
Aoryuu: And Fox has an Oddish Doll
Aoryuu: And you know what? ;p
Aoryuu: YOU CAN'T GIVE AWAY ROOM ITEMS
CatGonk: >_<
Aoryuu: pink bed?
CatGonk: fucker

CatGonk: DUNSPARCE
Aoryuu: GO DUNSPARCE! XD
Corpselight Wisp: PP DRAIN LORD OF THE CASTLE!@!!
Corpselight Wisp: 111!!!!!111!!!!
CatGonk: To kil Restbell DEAD
CatGonk: One Spite and Restbell's GONE
Aoryuu: <does the dance on Miltank's corpse>
Corpselight Wisp: I love Spite
Aoryuu: <dance> <dance> <dance>
CatGonk: Yeah
CatGonk: Fuck yeah

CatGonk: Present is the most fucked up move...
Aoryuu: Present is borked out the goatse

Aoryuu: the anti-doublerester xatu'd rape if it weren't for the fact that these people DON'T DOUBLEREST
CatGonk: And they SHOULD
CatGonk: if it weren't for stupid fucking CAT-GONK CLAUSE

Corpselight Wisp: ENCORE
CatGonk: Pluff will have Encore though.
Corpselight Wisp: :-( fine, treat Mr Mime worse than the floating dust bunny
Aoryuu: <dance> <dance> <dance>
CatGonk: <dance> <dance> <dance>

Aoryuu: raticate
CatGonk: YES
Aoryuu: Scary Face, Endure, Reversal, Screech?
CatGonk: WHAT, NO SUPER FANG?
Corpselight Wisp: WHAT NO HYPER FANG
Aoryuu: True
Aoryuu: <cowers like a girl>
CatGonk: Hyper Fang could be replaced, but HIS SIGNATURE MOVE...
CatGonk: Plus, we can Revend with Houndoom.
Corpselight Wisp: No CG
Corpselight Wisp: Raticat is so cool he has TWO signature moves

CatGonk: we r teh smart
Corpselight Wisp: i b no u
CatGonk: u r teh lame
Corpselight Wisp: u cunt spel

CatGonk: If I'm the Prole God b/c of proles looking up to me but not by being a prole myself...
Aoryuu: You're the Prole Messiah, I thought
Aoryuu: God made people
CatGonk: ..wouldn't that make me one of the bougiouse? (sp?)
Aoryuu: the Messiah _saved_ people
Corpselight Wisp: Officially I've named you the Prole King
Aoryuu: Messiah was both man and god at the same time
CatGonk: Sweet.
Aoryuu: and the holy spirit, in the bible, _nags_ people. ;p
Corpselight Wisp: So you're the Holy Spirit Talen?
Aoryuu: Yeah. ;p I'm the Prole Pain In The Ass
Aoryuu: (and Grammar jesus at the same time)
CatGonk: Hahahah
Corpselight Wisp: I am El

------[bring your whole damn crew]--------

Cat-Gonk's Last Hurrah: Lynn + Lynn's Lover VS Teh Great White Gonk.

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TurnOfTheRogue: Gonk
TurnOfTheRogue: Did Lynn tell you that last night ( a couple days ago)
TurnOfTheRogue: He masturbated and felt guilty
TurnOfTheRogue: What a wanker
TurnOfTheRogue: ;-)
Jeff Krisko: ;-)
CatGonk: Hahahah
CatGonk: That's because Lynn was the product of his mother being raped
Sirius259: No Lynn and masturbate in the same sentence
CatGonk: It's in the Suicide log

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TurnOfTheRogue: I think His mother was the RAPIST
ChampthomOfTGP: NO.
CatGonk: Yeah
CatGonk: Must have been
TurnOfTheRogue: Poor hobo, never saw her coming.
Jeff Krisko: haha
CatGonk: Indeed
ChampthomOfTGP: THATS A FUCKING LIE.
ChampthomOfTGP: MY MOTHER WAS MARRIED WHEN SHE HAD ME.
TurnOfTheRogue: How do you know?
CatGonk: At least he gave her the clap
TurnOfTheRogue: The drip ;-)
ChampthomOfTGP: And how do YOU know?
Jeff Krisko: Because Lynn
CatGonk: So your mother's an adulteress as well
CatGonk: Hmm
ZagroX: rofl
ChampthomOfTGP: Where you watching?
Jeff Krisko: Zep is that hobo

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CatGonk: Lynn, you told me.
ChampthomOfTGP: No I didn't, CatShit
CatGonk: Everyone go to AGNP now, and read the "Jonathan Thomas: Suicide in an AIM Chatroom" log

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ChampthomOfTGP: Simper depises you as much as me.
CatGonk: Simper's a great troll
CatGonk: Simper rules ;-)
TR Zenigame: dude
TurnOfTheRogue: That sounds so fake

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CatGonk: Zeni, what's so fake?
CatGonk: Zep, even
TurnOfTheRogue: You admitting to Simper's greatness
TurnOfTheRogue: Isn't it? I mean Simper was just being difficult
CatGonk: Zep, go to AFD and read my posts there
TurnOfTheRogue: I did
CatGonk: The sarcasm is almost as thick as my penis
CatGonk: Almost
TurnOfTheRogue: yes
TurnOfTheRogue: But still, hrm.
CatGonk: It's hilarious
TurnOfTheRogue: Really, but Simper..hrm
CatGonk: Because, you see, there's a small chance that I'm actually right.
TurnOfTheRogue: Sometimes he just takes the fun out of it
CatGonk: As in, that Simper was just faking the whole thing for his own enjoyment, which I'm certain he is.
TurnOfTheRogue: haha
CatGonk: It's still funny though.
TurnOfTheRogue: Yeah
TurnOfTheRogue: He's just being difficult

------

ChampthomOfTGP: I did it.
ChampthomOfTGP: I'm asking a girl from school this girl I like's IM
Jeff Krisko: Wait Lynn
Jeff Krisko: You're accomplishing something
ChampthomOfTGP: Yes.
Jeff Krisko: By asking someone for someone ELSE'S SN?
ChampthomOfTGP: Yes.
Jeff Krisko: That is the height of idiocy, Lynn.

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CatGonk: You will never have a girlfriend.
ChampthomOfTGP: How the hell am I suppose to get her s/n?
Jeff Krisko: Ask HER
CatGonk: You will only be able to find solace in the palm of your own hand, or the ass of a poodle
ChampthomOfTGP: I DON'T SEE HER
CatGonk: Obviously enough
ChampthomOfTGP: CatShit, you'll never get a boyfriend.
Jeff Krisko: No, the poodle runs away
CatGonk: And if she saw you she'd probably run as well.
ChampthomOfTGP: Since your girlfriend is really a MAN.
TurnOfTheRogue: Sandy and Rosy Palms
Sirius259: Hahahaha
TurnOfTheRogue: Are your only friends
Jeff Krisko: Stu Pidfuk
CatGonk: Lynn, so I'll never have a boyfriend?
CatGonk: Sweet.
Kanji Moder: =D
CatGonk: That fills me with relief.
TurnOfTheRogue: Dammit
ChampthomOfTGP: I don't know who Sandy is but the Rosy Palm method is too hard and stuff.
TurnOfTheRogue: I thought Gonk loved me :'(
TurnOfTheRogue: It was just for the sex :'(
TurnOfTheRogue: Anyway
CatGonk: Though I wish I'd be able to have Zep for a night.
CatGonk: Oh well
ZagroX: ....?
Jeff Krisko: It's okay Zep I love you
CatGonk: Yeah
CatGonk: Sorry man
CatGonk: You were pretty good in the sack though.

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Jeff Krisko: It's okay Zep I love you
TR Zenigame: i love zep too
TurnOfTheRogue: Stinky
ZagroX: This is the AGNP I remember :-)

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ChampthomOfTGP: I DID IT.
ChampthomOfTGP: I GOT HER S/N!
CatGonk: Lynn
CatGonk: Congratulations
Jeff Krisko: OH MY GOD LYNN YOU'VE GRADUATED FROM IDIOT TO FOOL
Jeff Krisko: Now shut up.
TurnOfTheRogue: Haha
ChampthomOfTGP: OMG!
CatGonk: You are now one step closer to something vaguely resembling heterosexual.
CatGonk: Maybe
ChampthomOfTGP: How did you know?
CatGonk: On the other hand, maybe not.

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TurnOfTheRogue: Someone shoot me
TurnOfTheRogue: I refuse to listen to Lynn's gayness
TurnOfTheRogue: Shoot me :'(

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ChampthomOfTGP: Thats right,my Mr. T Nickname is - FOOL
Jeff Krisko: Who the hell calls you Mr. T
Jeff Krisko: See, Jefe is my nickname because people actually call me Jefe.
TurnOfTheRogue: Boss ;-)
Jeff Krisko: I didn't just decide that one day
Jeff Krisko: ;-)
CatGonk: Hahahaha

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ChampthomOfTGP: YES!
ChampthomOfTGP: I'M SO CLOSE TO GETTING TO GO OUT WITH SOMEONE!
ChampthomOfTGP: I hear she likes me
ChampthomOfTGP: And shes NOT a man
Jeff Krisko: uhm
CatGonk: Hahaha
Sirius259: Hahaha
Kanji Moder: ROFL

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CatGonk: Lynn, you just got her AIM name.
ChampthomOfTGP: No...
TR Zenigame: rfol
TR Zenigame: rofl
ChampthomOfTGP: But I got the s/n for her best friend.

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CatGonk: You're not going to get into her pants that easily.
CatGonk: Unless she's as easy as your mother, that is.
ChampthomOfTGP: >:o @ Cat Gonk
CatGonk: lynn@mother.daterapist

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Jeff Krisko: Lynn is like OH MY GOD THERE'S A CHANCE THAT A GIRL MIGHT LIKE ME AAH

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ChampthomOfTGP: ZENI! PLAY PINBALL!
ChampthomOfTGP: PINBALL IS THE KEY TO SALVATION!
TR Zenigame: ill play with your mom lynn

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CatGonk: Lynn, your feeble attempts to use the M word fail in making you 1337.
Azure Haights: Remember what I said, about how you're not cool enough to say Meeh?
Azure Haights: THAT IS WHY.
CatGonk: He's right, Lynn.

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ChampthomOfTGP: MEEH CAHEEH
CatGonk: You're not nearly 1337 enough.
CatGonk: At least you tried.
Azure Haights: You are the ub3r-n0n-1337.
CatGonk: You gave it your best.
CatGonk: Just like your mother when she tried to rape that homeless guy in the park.
CatGonk: She tried.
CatGonk: And failed.
CatGonk: Those hobos can move pretty fast when they want to
ChampthomOfTGP: NO SHE DIDN'T.
Jeff Krisko: rofl
CatGonk: Or when they're confronted by a 20 ton sack of lard.

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ChampthomOfTGP: CAT GONK, IF YOU EVER WENT TO MY COUNTRY, I'D BE THE ONE TO BEAT YOU ON THE
ChampthomOfTGP: HEAD WITH A PIPE.
ChampthomOfTGP: 'CAUSE YOU DESERVE IT.
CatGonk: Come to Perth.
CatGonk: You KNOW you want to.
ChampthomOfTGP: I'm going there next week.
ChampthomOfTGP: But I'm not gonna tell you where we stay.
ChampthomOfTGP: 'Caues I don't wanna die.

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Azure Haights: WE CALL YOU LYNN.
Azure Haights: AND WE WON'T STOP CALLING YOU LYNN.
Azure Haights: So do us a huge favor and SHUT UP ABOUT THE JONATHAN.

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ChampthomOfTGP: In Canada, the age of consent is 14
ChampthomOfTGP: That means I can get a hooker now.
CatGonk: She wouldn't have you, Lynn.
Sirius259: Jen left
TurnOfTheRogue: Lynn
TurnOfTheRogue: She'd pay YOU to leave her alone
CatGonk: You'd have to pay her more than Zep pays me.
TurnOfTheRogue: gonk costs a pretty penny :-$

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ChampthomOfTGP: Did Jen commit suicide?
CatGonk: Yes
CatGonk: Just like you should.
ChampthomOfTGP: You should, CatShit.
ChampthomOfTGP: You hate yourself so you take it out on others.
ChampthomOfTGP: You feel so bad about yourself, you make a religion.
CatGonk: Lynn ,people worship said religion.

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Jeff Krisko: Uhm Lynn
Jeff Krisko: YOU MADE A WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY YOU WHORE
ChampthomOfTGP: Thats different.
ChampthomOfTGP: Its patheic if you make a own religion.

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Jeff Krisko: You know Catshit is pretty unoriginal
ChampthomOfTGP: Z made up Catshit

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CatGonk: See, Lynn, the difference between you and me, is that you're all on your own, in the corner.
CatGonk: I have friends, Lynn.
Azure Haights: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SERIOUS ABOUT THIS BEDROOM COUNTRY.
ChampthomOfTGP: I have online friends.
CatGonk: Name five.
TurnOfTheRogue: Hahaha
Jeff Krisko: hahaa
TurnOfTheRogue: Ahahahaha
ZagroX: rofl
TurnOfTheRogue: Help me
Sirius259: Hahahaha
ChampthomOfTGP: PK
ChampthomOfTGP: Amy
TurnOfTheRogue: I'm dying
CatGonk: And give me their SNs.

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ChampthomOfTGP: Wait...Eric and Sci are the same person
ChampthomOfTGP: Lemme try agian
ZagroX: ROFL
TurnOfTheRogue: HAHAHHAA
Azure Haights: :-!:-!
TR Zenigame: hahaah
CatGonk: HAHAHAHAHA

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ChampthomOfTGP: Guys, TwoScoobySnackz =Rob.
ChampthomOfTGP: Hes a friend of mine.
TR Zenigame: plonk, then
TwoScoobySnackz: 'Lo.
ChampthomOfTGP: Ain't that right, Rob? At least, someone who doesn't hate my living guts.

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TwoScoobySnackz: I knew it Champ, you dragged me into one of those single gay men chatrooms...
Jeff Krisko: Wow that almost had a chance at being slightly humorous Rob
TwoScoobySnackz: It's funnier than anything you can come up
TwoScoobySnackz: wiuth
Jeff Krisko: wiuth
TR Zenigame: wiuth
Jeff Krisko: Lynn must be killed "wiuth" slow and painful methods

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CatGonk: Rob: Lynn himself.
Sirius259: Lynn did, with his incessant gayness
ChampthomOfTGP: Its a long story, Rob. BUT MY NAME ISN'T LYNN.
CatGonk: He used his mother's account for posting.
TR Zenigame: ;-)
Azure Haights: LYNN, SHUT UP.
CatGonk: Because he didn't know how to change the name.
TwoScoobySnackz: Good job, Champ.
CatGonk: So, it stuck.
CatGonk: Hahaha

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CatGonk: Lynn, your mother was a rapist. Why strive to be like her?
ChampthomOfTGP: ITS YOUR FAULT YOUR MOTHER FORGOT HER CONDOM

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CatGonk: Rob, you were brought here to defend Lynn.
TwoScoobySnackz: I'll defend him when I need to.
CatGonk: He said he had five friends online.
CatGonk: I asked him to bring them in.
ZagroX: Ouch, that had to hurt :P
ChampthomOfTGP: And most of them arn't on :p
CatGonk: Well, I think you need to, right about now.

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TwoScoobySnackz: Til then, I'll just sit here an' listen to all you idiots blabber on and on..
CatGonk: Heard that one before.
CatGonk: Rob, nice try.
CatGonk: Feigning indifference.
CatGonk: REAL hard.
CatGonk: Oh yeah.
CatGonk: You're ALMOST as good at defending yourself as Lynn here.
CatGonk: Almost.

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TwoScoobySnackz: You're like a parrot, just blahblahblahblah.
CatGonk: At least I'm making an effort.
CatGonk: "Oh look, I'm to 1337 to defend myself"
TwoScoobySnackz: Keep trying, you'll get somewhere.
CatGonk: "Sticks and stones may break my bones".

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CatGonk: Come on, Rob.
Guyver: ejeeto
CatGonk: Get stuck in.
CatGonk: You're already starting.
CatGonk: Lynn needs a big strong man to defend himself.
TR Zenigame: dont you mean herself
CatGonk: Him, even
ZagroX: Yeah, poor Lynn
CatGonk: Typo, my mistake.

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TwoScoobySnackz: Damn right it's your mistake. Learn to type correctly.

(scroll up for Rob's first typo)

CatGonk: But, heh, if all you're going to do is say that I'm a parrot b/c I have the dexterity to type fast...
CatGonk: Hahaha
Jeff Krisko: ...
TurnOfTheRogue has left the room.
CatGonk: One typo, Rob.
CatGonk: You'll need to do more than that.

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CatGonk: I mean, at the end of the day, I'm only human.
CatGonk: As much of a shock as that may come to you, I do make mistakes.
TwoScoobySnackz: Well someone has to be perfect, then that's person's gonna be me...
CatGonk: You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?
CatGonk: But, I mean, if you've been reduced to being Lynn's friend...
CatGonk: ...then something's gotta be up.

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TwoScoobySnackz: I'd rather be Lynn's friend than yours, so...
CatGonk: Hahaha
CatGonk: Yeah, I don't give good head.

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CatGonk: Tell me, Rob.
TR Zenigame: ok
CatGonk: Where did you two meet?
TwoScoobySnackz: Never met 'im.
TR Zenigame: in the gay chat no doubt
CatGonk: You must know him from somewhere online.
CatGonk: Or else why are you here?
ChampthomOfTGP: IDK, I just new Rob for some reason.
ZagroX: Or maybe a lesbian chatroom
ChampthomOfTGP: He was PK's friend.
CatGonk: Lynn just IMed you out of nowhere and told you to stick up for him?

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CatGonk: Excuse me for a second, will you.
TwoScoobySnackz: No.
ZagroX: Haha
CatGonk: Nice try.
TwoScoobySnackz: You're not the only one who can be a pompous ass.
ZagroX: No.
CatGonk: But I seem to be the only one capable of original insults.

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ChampthomOfTGP: At least Rob doesn't say "You're gay", Gonk :P
CatGonk: When did I say that?
CatGonk: Quote me.
Azure Haights: That's because Gonk isn't gay.
ChampthomOfTGP: CatGonk : You're Gay
ZagroX: Hahaha
Jeff Krisko: rofl
ZagroX: ROFL
CatGonk: Lynn, you just typed that.
ChampthomOfTGP: Oh wait ,I mean:
ChampthomOfTGP: CatGonk: You're gay
Azure Haights: Nice save, Lynn.
Jeff Krisko: Wow Lynn
Azure Haights: :-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!:-!
CatGonk: At least you wrote it correctly.
CatGonk: I'd write Lynn saying "Every night I masturbate wantonly at the thought of Cat-Gonk"...
CatGonk: ...but it wouldn't fit in the message window

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Jeff Krisko: ChampthomOfTGP: I'm gay
ZagroX: ChampthomOfTGP: Zagro is my god
CatGonk: ChampthomOfTGP: Every night I masturbate wantonly at the thought of Cat-Gonk.

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TwoScoobySnackz: What insults? You're too busy saying "No." "I'm capable of doing this", "I'm capable of doing that"..
CatGonk: At least I don't call people who type fast "parrots"

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hampthomOfTGP: Cat Gonk you bastard.
ChampthomOfTGP: ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR MOTHER FORGOT HER PILL THAT NIGHT.
CatGonk: ooo
CatGonk: Lynn
ZagroX: ...
Jeff Krisko: Wait Lynn
CatGonk: See, that's the spirit.
CatGonk: At least now you're making an effort.
Sirius259: Your'e learning
ChampthomOfTGP: That Hobo must have been really drunk, CG
CatGonk: Lynn, that's my line.

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TwoScoobySnackz: ... OK, see, Champ, you're on your own here...
ChampthomOfTGP: Don't leave me Rob!
TwoScoobySnackz: But I wanna leave, I have smarter people to talk to...
TwoScoobySnackz: Bleh...
CatGonk: Hahaha
Jeff Krisko: Like who, Lynn? *snicker*
CatGonk: Rob, leave now, let me claim SPNAK, and I'll talk to you some other time.

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CatGonk: You should at least make up your own lines.
CatGonk: Rather than just quoting me.
ChampthomOfTGP: You make clever insults!
Jeff Krisko: OKAY LYNN'S PULLING OUR INSULTS ON HIM

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ChampthomOfTGP: Azure Haights: I don't know proper grammer and I'm gay.
ZagroX: grammAr
TwoScoobySnackz: Grammar...
ChampthomOfTGP: I GTG.
ChampthomOfTGP: Ciao
Jeff Krisko: SPNAK
Azure Haights: SPNAK

------[opinions]------

"This be getting old. And stupid." - Pete The Man

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"Does anyone actually read the whole log? Is anyone finding these to be more annoying than ever? Am I asking too many questions? Does anyone even care?"

- Dark_Herakurosu

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"Cat-Gonk is your king. Go and jump off a cliff, both of you."

- Dragonite21.

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"Read the log, you lazy pieces of shit. It's funny shit. PTM, just because your wang is still broken and curved to the left doesn't mean you have to take out your blind rage on CG."
- Jumpman16

"Amen bruvva." - Auto.

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"Jumpman's right, you know. At least tape a splint to the thing, don't say I didn't warn you if it twists all the way around. But yeah, this is the last log I'm posting (HENCE THE SUBJECT) for at least a couple of months. Someone will have to take over the job of reminding Pete The Man about his inadequacies as well.

Oh, and no-one can accuse me of spamming. At least I actually go to all the trouble of formatting the logs as opposed to dumping all of #pokebattle into a message...and my logs are actually FUNNY, though I can see why a certain Finnish soon-to-be eunuch has problems dealing with them "
- Me

"Fuck you Gonk. " - Pete The Man

"Shouldn't you instead be fucking one of those curvy sink pipes?"" - Jumpman

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"Hey Pete, if you cut it off and turn it over so it bends UPWARDS, then stick it back on with sell-o-tape you're left with one of those G-spot-hittin' super-wang things. WOW!

*runs and fetches her set of scalpels and safety pins*
You can borrow these, if you like!

Women'll love you now. Although you might actually miss, being a good few inches shorter than the requirements for one o'dem...so you'll end up with an oddly shaped wang that women will laugh at forever...oh wait, you've already got that...Uhm...well, all that with pins in it and scars and stuff. Ha."

- Jenova.

------[i'd like it b0rked, please]--------

Jump and Auto's adventures in AGNP.

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You have just entered room "agnp."
CatGonk: hmm
TDAJumpman16 has entered the room.
TDAJumpman16: Meeh.
CatGonk: now jumpman, if you'll observe
TDAJumpman16: Ha, Lynn is here.
CatGonk: to your left, we have Lynn
CatGonk: indeed
ChampthomOfTGP: Ha, you're here.
TDAJumpman16: ...
CatGonk: yes, that is the exact same Lynn as seen in my sigfile.

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AutomatonOmega: Ahh, you must be Lynn.
TDAJumpman16: LOL, Auto knows too.
CatGonk: See Lynn, you're famous.
ChampthomOfTGP: After all...
CatGonk: Like I said, I have made you a celebrity through my signature.
CatGonk: Aren't you grateful, Lynn?
ChampthomOfTGP: MY NAME IS JONATHAN.
ChampthomOfTGP: AND I DON'T CARE.
CatGonk: I mean, how that you've been quoted saying...
CatGonk: now, even...
CatGonk: ChampthomOfTGP: CAT GONK, IF YOU EVER WENT TO MY COUNTRY, I'D BE THE ONE TO BEAT YOU ON THE
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: gonkitty is here
CatGonk: ChampthomOfTGP: HEAD WITH A PIPE. ChampthomOfTGP: 'CAUSE YOU DESERVE IT.
CatGonk: CatGonk: Come to Perth. CatGonk: You KNOW you want to.
CatGonk: ChampthomOfTGP: I'm going there next week. ChampthomOfTGP: But I'm not gonna tell you where we stay.
CatGonk: ChampthomOfTGP: 'Caues I don't wanna die.

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CatGonk: Azure Haights: WE CALL YOU LYNN.
CatGonk: Azure Haights: AND WE WON'T STOP CALLING YOU LYNN.
CatGonk: Azure Haights: So do us a huge favor and SHUT UP ABOUT THE JONATHAN.
ChampthomOfTGP: YOU SCREWED IT UP!
CatGonk: ChampthomOfTGP: In Canada, the age of consent is 14 ChampthomOfTGP: That means I can get a hooker now.
AutomatonOmega: hehe
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: LaHZeeAzn (3:33:24 PM): you are gayChampthomOfTGP (3:33:25 PM): Yes I am.

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CatGonk: That "I don't believe in Cat-Gonk" thing, plus the "People think of CG as God" from LS...
CatGonk: ...really makes me think that I deserve a shrine.

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CatGonk: Hey Lynn
CatGonk: Invite all your online friends in here.
AutomatonOmega: The term "friends" taken in the lightest known context.
ChampthomOfTGP: Noone on my list is abviable.
AutomatonOmega: Maybe they've blocked you.
ChampthomOfTGP: Everyone on my list is AFK.

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P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: i gave lynn my buddy list
CatGonk: heh
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: he hasnt talked to anyone
TDAJumpman16: That's almost a bad as a b0rked penis.
TDAJumpman16: Almost.

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P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: this was about a month ago
AutomatonOmega: Damn that limit of 160 buddies on your list.
ChampthomOfTGP: Damn.
TDAJumpman16: lol
CatGonk: indeed
SkruffBuff has entered the room.
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: and he said he'd ruin my life
CatGonk: Almost

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DimaInTheY2k: OH MY GOD AND I KNEW THIS GUY AND HE WAS LIKE OH MY GOD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
DimaInTheY2k: I WENT UP TO A THUG ON THE STREET AND HE'S LIKE OG MY GOD WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TDAJumpman16: OMG THERE'S THIS GUY THAT HAS A 4-INCH PENIS AND HE DOESN'T SEE WHAT'S FUNNY WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
CatGonk: so i saw this guy and he was bragging about a b0rked penis and i was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111

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DimaInTheY2k: Who is TDA
TDAJumpman16: lol
CatGonk: They're AHers.
TDAJumpman16: That I am.
AutomatonOmega: Indeed.
DimaInTheY2k: Ah.
AutomatonOmega: As am I.
CatGonk: Best stay away, Dima. I hear that heterosexuality is contagious

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ChampthomOfTGP: Victoria Bitter!
CatGonk: VB is FUCKING RANK
TDAJumpman16: I was right.
CatGonk: NEVER EVER EVER drink it.
CatGonk: Unless you LIKE the taste of cat's piss.
ChampthomOfTGP: And then theres XXXX....
CatGonk: XXXX is kinda shit.
CatGonk: Lynn, what are you on about? You're too young to drink.
CatGonk: Besides.
ChampthomOfTGP: I just saw a ton of beer thingies.
ChampthomOfTGP: Like how you have drive thru beer places.
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: hes just naming names
CatGonk: You're so much of a lady that half a glass would put you under the table.

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DimaInTheY2k: Aussie bears cant beat Canadian bears
DimaInTheY2k: BEERS *
DimaInTheY2k: dammit BEERS
ChampthomOfTGP: BEARS.
CatGonk: If we had bears, they'd be better than yours too :p

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CatGonk: Guys
CatGonk: Broken Wang man
CatGonk: Is coming here
valaskalas has entered the room.
DimaInTheY2k: What?
CatGonk: YES!!!!!
valaskalas: there is no b0rk.

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AutomatonOmega: Hey, it's vaskarlalalasslas
CatGonk: Guys
CatGonk: Check my info
TDAJumpman16: DO IT.
TDAJumpman16: Check.
valaskalas: God no.
CatGonk: Hahahaha
TDAJumpman16: lol
CatGonk: HAHAHAH
CatGonk: WHAT PERFECT TIMING
TDAJumpman16: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE.
CatGonk: i am teh horax
AutomatonOmega: Vaskalaaasslkakslkalskl has no info.
Pidgeot of AGNP: make your time
TDAJumpman16: ...CG's info.
valaskalas: fgts.
valaskalas: I hate you all.
CatGonk: b0rked
TDAJumpman16: lol
TDAJumpman16: wuv
TDAJumpman16: *wvu
CatGonk: i wuv you too, pete
CatGonk: you and your b0rked wang
ChampthomOfTGP has left the room.
valaskalas: Fag.
AutomatonOmega: It's not that bad valslskasklakslalsklkklaklska
CatGonk: YES!!!
CatGonk: *updates info*
CatGonk: hahahah
CatGonk: pete, you rule
CatGonk: you and your b0rked penis
CatGonk: and dreams of being a viking.
valaskalas: -_-

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AutomatonOmega: Hey, you can be Scandinavian if you want to.
CatGonk: heh
CatGonk: Can I?
AutomatonOmega: Yeah.
CatGonk: Sweet
AutomatonOmega: First, get an erection.
valaskalas: No, your penis is too small
CatGonk: I am now Scandinavian.
AutomatonOmega: Now, ram into a wall.
CatGonk: This is the coolest thing ever.
valaskalas: I don't like where this is going
TDAJumpman16: At least it's not horribly, horribly b0rked...
CatGonk: Hah
CatGonk: HAHAHA
TDAJumpman16: LOL
CatGonk: but make sure that it goes to the left.
TDAJumpman16: OTFL

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AutomatonOmega: It only has to be partially b0rked to count.
TDAJumpman16: Well...this'll be sigged.
CatGonk: as if it goes to the right, it's not completely fuXXored
valaskalas: Have I told you how much I hate you guys?
CatGonk: Hahaha
CatGonk: Silence, b0rked wang man

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DimaInTheY2k: OH MY GOD
DimaInTheY2k: THEY'RE FUCKING
DimaInTheY2k: ...
TDAJumpman16: LOL

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DimaInTheY2k: It's like, wanna headfuck me, *boom*, PENIS HEAD DUN DUN DUN

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TDAJumpman16: LOL, Ditto's penis.
SkruffBuff: whatever
TDAJumpman16: He can unb0rk his at will.
CatGonk: Unlike Pete
CatGonk: Who has to live with ti for the rest of his life.
AutomatonOmega: Yeah, just have it oreinted in the opposite direction when ramming into the wall.
TDAJumpman16: ...who's stuck with b0rkedness.
CatGonk: Or, until medical technogy advances to a point where ven his penis can be fixed.
CatGonk: Which would mean he'd have to be in cryo-stasis for at least a century.
CatGonk: Heh
AutomatonOmega: by then, only his head will be preserved.
CatGonk: hahahaha
CatGonk: and they'll have to build him a new penis
AutomatonOmega: We can rebuild him.
AutomatonOmega: Make him stronger, faster.
AutomatonOmega: Less broken.
CatGonk: nah
CatGonk: i vote that...
CatGonk: we make his dick 18", but in a spiral.
CatGonk: curving to the left, of course

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DimaInTheY2k: You tryin to make him some CONSTRUCTION TOOL, are you?
TDAJumpman16: LOL
DimaInTheY2k: Wow, let me just screw this in WITH YOU RPENIS
CatGonk: hahaha
AutomatonOmega: The novelty bottle opener.

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CatGonk: guys
CatGonk: please
CatGonk: we need to have a full-blown media campaign about this.
CatGonk: I mean, I'm talking "b0rked" on every street corner
CatGonk: Guys
SkruffBuff: o_O;;
AutomatonOmega: lol
CatGonk: I want both Auto and Jump to have a quote in their info regarding Pete's penis by the end of today
AutomatonOmega: Like the AYB movie, but with "B0rked" all over the place.
CatGonk: Yes.
DimaInTheY2k: I can just imagine. A guy handing out papers - "Would you like it b0rked, sir?"
CatGonk: That's not a bad idea, actually.
valaskalas: I hate you, each and every one.
CatGonk: I think I'll do that. I'll make a clip of broken things.
CatGonk: and then have " = Pete's Penis" and messages like it appear after each one.
CatGonk: All to a pumping techno track!

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P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: wtf
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: why has this chat turned wrong
CatGonk: Because the Azurians are here.
AutomatonOmega: Gabber.
valaskalas: Die, fgt.
TDAJumpman16: Okay.
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: die, azurian fish, die
CatGonk: And the Azurians are, as they say, 1337.
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: ITS FUCKING L33T
AutomatonOmega: 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337 1337

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CatGonk: Pokecapn, I dare you to NOT ACTUALLY COME BACK to AGNP the next time you say you're leaving.
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: ...
CatGonk: You know, NOT POST ON AGNP after you leave?
CatGonk: Hah
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: i cant
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: its so enticing
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: i just have to go back
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: wait
CatGonk: Then your opinion is worth nothing.
CatGonk: It's "1337"

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TDAJumpman16: McDonald's-Have it your way! B0rked!!
CAutomatonOmega: B0rk, the other white meat.
CatGonk: YES
CatGonk: heh
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: rolf
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: id like it b0rked
CatGonk: indeed he would
CatGonk: but wait
CatGonk: it's already b0rked, isn't it?
CatGonk: oh well.
AutomatonOmega: lol
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: I'll have a b0rked Number 3

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CatGonk: NICE TRY, fgt
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: me

------[everyone loves lugiastorm]-------

Grand Opening of "b0rked", Teh Official Azure Heights AIM chat.

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People have been calling for an AH AIM room, so I decided to get a few people together and fire it up. Of course, in honour of Pete The Man's broken cock, I named it "b0rked".

Some of the best moments:

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CatGonk: oh, and i foudn out who The Bastard Son Of Cat-Gonk is
CatGonk: It's MrE.
CatGonk: I gave birth to a TPMer
CatGonk: That has to suck.
juddmeiser: stillbirth
Llnk85: Hey, I gave birth to LS.
JaReD0169: If you are talking about the LS that I'm thinking of, I hope you die of syphillis and rot in hell for that

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DarrynBG: lololol
DarrynBG: everyone loves LS!
TDAJumpman16: Not me.
TDAJumpman16: LS smells.
CatGonk: LS is a prole.
DarrynBG: yes~
Llnk85: He inherited my genes.
Llnk85: Thus, he smells.
Aoryuu: Doesn't he run from every fight he loses?

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KKid543: *invited LS*
CatGonk: LS isn't on at the moment...
KKid543: CaptainCunnilate is on my buddy list....
CaptainCunnilate has entered the room.
CatGonk: Oh yeah, that's right.
CaptainCunnilate: Heh.
CatGonk: He blocked me
CatGonk: Why?
CaptainCunnilate: No reason.
CatGonk: Because, he's a prole, and doesn't mind taking the SPNAK.
CatGonk: Which I now declare.

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Aoryuu: Gonk - the middel class
Aoryuu: are just like pigs
CaptainCunnilate: Who invited ET?

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ATRFenix: What the fuck did I just walk into.

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Azure Haights: Yeah, why ARE we here?
DarrynBG: 'cause Gonk says so

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CaptainCunnilate: Oh, and CG, the peter the man b0rked thing isn't funny anymore.
CatGonk: Pete The Man's Penis will stay b0rked for all eternity

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CatGonk: LS, you're a prole. Your opinion is worth nothing.
ATRFenix: God DAMN, CG you think of the craziest shit

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Azure Haights: Capn. Cunnilate?!
Azure Haights: DUDE
Azure Haights: I read about you in the 00bersig!
ATRFenix: I saw you in the Sig
CatGonk: See LS, you're famous now!
ATRFenix: Aren't you gonk's concubine or something

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psychodic monkey: b0rked=peters wang

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Aoryuu: So, about this broken penis thing...

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LaHZeeAzn: im here because jared ims me at 2am
Aoryuu: You're here because Gonk deigned to permit your existance here.

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LaHZeeAzn: CG IS HERE? OMG
ATRFenix: CG IS HERE WTF </sux>

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DarrynBG: LS, leave so ET can come in

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DarrynBG: LS, no one loves you, why don't you fuckoff?
ATRFenix: Darryn, of course everyone loves you
ATRFenix: for cheating like a cockmonkey prole that you are

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MilkingStone: no chat is interesting without your cum-filled dose of LS
CaptainCunnilate: If by cum-filled you mean cool, which I think, you do.

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CatGonk: Darryn
CatGonk: Hack Pojo
DarrynBG: nono, I'm working on other things now
CatGonk: Now that I've SPNAKed them, there is no use for their continued existence
CatGonk: Horax them
DarrynBG: maybe after I destroy gsbot
CatGonk: Hahahaha
CatGonk: Okay
CatGonk: Do that first

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psychodic monkey: The thing I hate is, I cant decide who I hate more, the morons that run the GSbots, or KC.

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ATRFenix: cat-gonk's sig is the pimp of sigs
ATRFenix: all yo' sigs're h0s
SaBeR TR: Gonk doesn't have the phone cord trick in his sig

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CatGonk: This chat is the coolest thing ever

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CaptainCunnilate: When was GF created!
TR myuutsu: Some time in 1995
CaptainCunnilate: I imagine somewherein the area of AGNP SUCKS.
CatGonk: AGNP is the shiznit
CatGonk: Much unlike TPM
CatGonk: Which sucks almost as hard as LS did last night, at around 2.
CaptainCunnilate: Replace the with nothing! And shiznit with shit! So, AGNP is shit!

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CaptainCunnilate: Why does everyone in here have a gay font!?
CatGonk: LS
CatGonk: You are using TNR
CatGonk: You are a commoner

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DaBIGTom has entered the room.
DaBIGTom: b0rk
BiffsterPKMN has left the room.

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CaptainCunnilate: Perhaps, CG, it is your penis that is broken!
CatGonk: Hahahaha
CatGonk: No LS, it's not.
CatGonk: Or else.
CatGonk: I wouldn't have been able to ram it down your throat quite so easily.

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CaptainCunnilate: This chat is pronounced gay! All of CG's humor is tired!
Enforcer Gonk: TPM is worse than the fangirls at TRHQ

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ATRFenix: AAHHH
ATRFenix: SHUT THE FUCK UP LS

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skruffbuff: ls sux

------[you know you're a prole when..]--------

Cat-Gonk Takes Out The Trash, Part II:
Wave Of b0rkification /
Twelve Things You Should Never Do in an Internet Chatroom Duel.

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You have just entered room "b0rked."
GilaMobster20: The pymp himself!

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PsybroUK: CG
PsybroUK: EVERYTHING YOU SAY ABOUT THE MAC 10 IS TRUE.
CatGonk: the mac-10 is a fucking awesome gun
PsybroUK: It is.

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CatGonk: okay, i am about to invite Lynn
CatGonk: get ready to harass
GilaMobster20: YaY
GilaMobster20: </GIR>
ChampthomOfTGP has entered the room.
ChampthomOfTGP: What do you want?
CatGonk: Lynn
PsybroUK: Especially before pr0n hours.
Azure Haights: O_O
GilaMobster20: You sexy body.
CatGonk: This is the Azure Heights chat
Azure Haights: Lynn is in b0rked?
SkruffBuff: O_o;
CatGonk: So Lynn
SkruffBuff: wtf?
PsybroUK: Hey, Lynn's that guy we take the piss out of, right?

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ChampthomOfTGP: I don't wanna be an Azure Height member.
CatGonk: I'll call that post of yours up on Deja if you want.
ChampthomOfTGP: I rarely play the GB game anyways. The TCG is where
its at for meeh.
CatGonk: Lynn
Azure Haights: >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
ChampthomOfTGP: THAT WAS BACK THEN, CG.
GilaMobster20: TCG = fgt
CatGonk: You are_so_not cool enough to use the m-word
ChampthomOfTGP: BACK WHEN I CARED ABOUT TGP. BACK WHEN I WAS SANE.

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SkruffBuff: LugiaStorms lack penises, and if that's worse than having
a b0rked one is questionable
CatGonk: Well, maybe
CatGonk: But I'd say that having a b0rked wang is comparable to no
wang at all

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SkruffBuff: What's worse, having no penis or a b0rked one?
GilaMobster20: Why don't we ask Lynn, ET

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PsybroUK: I don't even know what the fuck TGP is.
GilaMobster20: Neither do I
CatGonk: TGP wanted to be AGNP so badly
ChampthomOfTGP: Tnn.games.pokemon, Psybro.
CatGonk: But it slit its wrists, as it realised that it would never be
good enough
CatGonk: Just like Lynn should.
CatGonk: Agreed?
GilaMobster20: Nothing can compare to AGNP and AH
CatGonk: Exactly
ChampthomOfTGP: AT LEAST MY COUNTRY DOESN'T CALL FRENCH FRIES "CHIPS".
CatGonk: So TGP realised the futility of its situation and commited
suicide.

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ChampthomOfTGP: AT LEAST I DON'T MAKE UP RELIGONS AND CLAIM I'M A
MESSIAH.
PsybroUK: Hey, at least Gonk isn't laughed at internationally.

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GilaMobster20: I hate to admit it, but being in the same chat room as
Cat-Gonk raises your coolness.
CatGonk: That's true
Azure Haights: Lynn's only hope.
CatGonk: Yes
Azure Haights: And he's throwing it away.
GilaMobster20: foolish mortal.

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CatGonk: Lynn
CatGonk: With any luck, in a matter of years, you may find yourself to
be a grown young man.
CatGonk: And you will thank me.
PsybroUK: People thousands of miles away from him think of him as
"That gymp Gonk always flames"
CatGonk: All your life you have wanted to be me, and you might just be
able to come close.
CatGonk: If, you stay in the room.
PsybroUK: Yes, Lynn, we can make you an artificial penis!
GilaMobster20: un-b0rked!
PsybroUK: Girls will never find out your terrible secret!

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CapnCunnilate: You have problems
CatGonk: Hahaha
CatGonk: LugiaStorm has thrown me on block again.
CatGonk: SPNAK
CatGonk: What a fucking prole.
PsybroUK: I concur.

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CatGonk: PETE IS ON!!!
CatGonk: EVERYONE
CatGonk: INVITE PETE INTO THE CHAT
Azure Haights: =-O
Azure Haights: Oh god...
Azure Haights: Der uberb0rked?
PsybroUK: He declined.
PsybroUK: What a whore.

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CatGonk: Hey Pete, I accidentalyl closed the window. Can you quote the
lot for me?
CatGonk: If not
CatGonk: Expect a wave of b0rkedness
valaskalas: valaskalas: What in the nine hells made you even think I'd
a chatroom called "b0rked?"
CatGonk: It's the official AH chat
valaskalas: Nice.
CatGonk: There are people in there
CatGonk: And we're harassing Lynn
CatGonk: So, your penis might go unnoticed
CatGonk: Maybe
CatGonk: Just maybe
valaskalas: And are waiting to harass me.
CatGonk: Not really
valaskalas: No go.
CatGonk: We're too busy taking the piss out of Lynn
CatGonk: Go
valaskalas: :P
valaskalas: Just this once
CatGonk: You're only making it worse by staying here
CatGonk: Embrace the b0rk side
valaskalas: Never!
valaskalas: *draws lightsaber*
CatGonk: Thankyou
valaskalas: Bite me.

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o0 R4BB17 0o has entered the room.
ChampthomOfTGP: Hey Dade.
ChampthomOfTGP: Dade is one of my friends.
Eaichu250: Well, Isnt that nice.
CatGonk: Ah, so Lynn brings in the reinforcements
CatGonk: Hello Dade.

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CatGonk: I drove Lynn to the point of suicide.
ChampthomOfTGP: No I didn't CG, I just ignored you.
CatGonk: Because you want to be just like me, Lynn.
PsybroUK: Because you love us.
Azure Haights: Yeah, why DO you talk to us?

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CatGonk: Ah yes, the good old "i ahve a life" argument.
CatGonk: Lynn
CatGonk: If you had a life you'd have some social skill
CatGonk: And would thus be able to defend yourself from being verbally
raped by me
CatGonk: each time you're in chat.

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ChampthomOfTGP: I'm leaving. Dade is right.
ChampthomOfTGP: WHY DO I TALK TO YOU PEOPLE.
ChampthomOfTGP: You're all worse than me.
ChampthomOfTGP has left the room.
CatGonk: SPNAK
CatGonk: I CLAIM KILL

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Azure Haights: ;_;
Azure Haights: Pete won't come in.
Azure Haights: valaskalas: Not til there is no b0rk.

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HamletThePig: CG is that the pokeknight you made go goth? Har har
CatGonk: Yes
CatGonk: That's the one.
CatGonk: He is now cool.

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CatGonk: (hmm, i should go to sleep in fifteen minutes)
HamletThePig: (No point in sleeping if you're doing it by yourself)
CatGonk: Zep = Correct.
CatGonk: So Dade, if you want an example of me at my finest.
o0 R4BB17 0o: I'll watch you sleep?
P0K3C4PN 15 C4T5: yes
CatGonk: You can watch me sleep if you'd like.
HamletThePig: What Gonk, I don't like others watching us. :-[
CatGonk: Heh
CatGonk: I do.
HamletThePig: I'm NOT HERE TO PUT ON A SHOW
CatGonk: :-*
HamletThePig: Ok.
HamletThePig: :-*
CatGonk: Hahaha
CatGonk: Zep, you rule.
HamletThePig: ;D

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GilaMobster20: rabbit, just admit it. Cat-Gonk IS you Overlord

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Twelve things never to do in an Internet chatroom duel, as they let
your opponent know he's winning.


#1. Call your oppponent immature:

o0 R4BB17 0o: You guys need to try a little thing called "growing up"
o0 R4BB17 0o: Get some of this "maturity"


#2. Pretend that you've never laughed at someone else's misfortune.

o0 R4BB17 0o: I can't stand people who sit and mock others for no good
reason


#3. Feign indifference.

o0 R4BB17 0o: Ouch, that hits me deep inside


#4. Throw insults that don't make sense.

o0 R4BB17 0o: I don't need defending from ber-Mormons like you
CatGonk: Hahaha
CatGonk: So I'm a Mormon now
PsybroUK: Good CHRIST you suck.

GilaMobster20: You're such a fork! *rolls eyes*

o0 R4BB17 0o: I don't speak Brittish, so you've lost me


#5. Nark for minor typos, fragmented speech, etc (ie: forget that
you're on the Internet).

o0 R4BB17 0o: I'll talk
o0 R4BB17 0o: In fragments
o0 R4BB17 0o: And never
o0 R4BB17 0o: Use punctuation
CatGonk: You do know that this is a_chatroom_, right?

o0 R4BB17 0o: Ah, but many of your messages are two or three words


#6. Talk about things you know nothing about.

CatGonk: Heh
CatGonk: He's 1337
CatGonk: He must be.
PokeKnightTGPer: d00d 1 r l33t
PsybroUK: WOW!
CatGonk: To have an SN like that.
PsybroUK: /me bows before him!
o0 R4BB17 0o: "b0rked"
o0 R4BB17 0o: Enough said right there.
CatGonk: Heh
CatGonk: You don't even get the reference.
CatGonk: Tell me, Dade.
CatGonk: Why is this room named what it is?
o0 R4BB17 0o: Beats me, all I know is you're mocking me for something
you also use
CatGonk: Hahahahah.
CatGonk: I'm using it an an insult.
CatGonk: Unless you don't mind mocking yourself.
CatGonk: then your SN's fine.


#7. Divulge information that can easily be used against you.

CatGonk: So, tell me, what made you quit Yu-Gi-Oh?
o0 R4BB17 0o: The fact it was coming to the US
CatGonk: So, because it became mainstream, you decided that it wasn't
1337 enough for you?
o0 R4BB17 0o: Yes, that's it exactly
funkytoad69: *laughs*
CatGonk: Hahahaha
CatGonk: Typical bopper
o0 R4BB17 0o: Jee, you impress me with your ability to read people


#8. Call for backup.

ChampthomOfTGP has entered the room.
CatGonk: Heh
ChampthomOfTGP: Please don't yell at Dade. Thats not nice.
ChampthomOfTGP: Thank you.
CatGonk: So, you're back to defend your friend.
PsybroUK: Look who it is.
ChampthomOfTGP has left the room.
CatGonk: What a suprising role reversal


#9. Pull a Jen.

CatGonk: You've said that you were "reading the chat" numerous times
after being caught idling.

CatGonk: Dade, come back.
CatGonk: I have ten mins left before i will need to go to sleep.
o0 R4BB17 0o: ...Still here
CatGonk: Ah.
CatGonk: Okay then
CatGonk: Tell me
CatGonk: How do you go through your email yet still be able to reply
the second after I say anything
CatGonk: regarding you?
o0 R4BB17 0o: The messages I have aren't long
o0 R4BB17 0o: I switch back here after reading one or two
CatGonk: Really.
o0 R4BB17 0o: Most don't require replies
PsybroUK has left the room.
CatGonk: So you mean to tell me that you can read that fast, yet still
have trouble catching up with the chat.
CatGonk: Hmm
o0 R4BB17 0o: I'm not having trouble catching up with chat
o0 R4BB17 0o: Do you have any idea what you're talking about?

(Earlier...)

HamletThePig: Why isn't Dade replying
HamletThePig: Or doinganything
GilaMobster20: because he's a dyke?
CatGonk: He's gone to get the razor.
o0 R4BB17 0o: Haha
CatGonk: Heh
o0 R4BB17 0o: I'm reading

CatGonk: Still reading?
CatGonk: What are you reading, might I ask?
HamletThePig: Dade has the reading level of a 4 year old on crack.
HamletThePig: The alphabet, har har.
CatGonk: (hmm, i should go to sleep in fifteen minutes)
o0 R4BB17 0o: I'm reading this chat...


#10. Momentarily forget how to read.

o0 R4BB17 0o: You keep repeating "Nice try" when you've got no
retort...
o0 R4BB17 0o: It's getting old
CatGonk: "Nice try" is a retort in itself, I'd think. It's used to
reply to tired insults or ones that didn't
CatGonk: quite work
CatGonk: Which is why I've been using it so much in this chat, oddly
enough.
CatGonk: hmm, five minutes left
o0 R4BB17 0o: Yeah, masses of people are caught saying "I don't speak
Brittish"
CatGonk: "Ones that didn't quite work"
o0 R4BB17 0o: Now, if only that made sense
CatGonk: Hahaha
CatGonk: If only you could read.
Eaichu250: If only...
o0 R4BB17 0o: Oh, forgot I couldn't read
CatGonk: Read the message beginning with "Nice try", and the one after
that, and then maybe you'll understand
CatGonk: Maybe
CatGonk: I wouldn't want to get your hopes up.


#11. Get given the last word, but fail to take advantage of it

CatGonk: But anyway, it's about time I got some sleep
CatGonk: Seeyas.
o0 R4BB17 0o: Perhaps some wit will sleep into you?
CatGonk: Hahahahaha


#12. All of the above.

CatGonk: First you feign indifference.
CatGonk: No, wait.
CatGonk: You called me immature first.
CatGonk: Then you feigned indifference.
CatGonk: And now, you say my insults are lame
CatGonk: Hahaha
Eaichu250: LOL
CatGonk: Are you a chat bot, by any chance?

------[ignorance is bliss]-------

I Wish It Was Me, The Cat-Gonk AIM Log That Never Was

(If whoever was resposible for this is reading, congratulations on a job well done)

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Gweeds462: hey
DizzyBum77: 'Lo.
DizzyBum77: Who's this?
Gweeds462: you were on my jew list on my aim
DizzyBum77: ...Jew list? Wha?
Gweeds462: and i was wondering if you were jewish
DizzyBum77: Nope.
Gweeds462: one of the categories on my ai
Gweeds462: m
DizzyBum77: Heh, well, not Jewish...

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Gweeds462: are you a jesus freak?
DizzyBum77: Depends on what you mean.
DizzyBum77: If you mean I'm Christian, then yes.
DizzyBum77: If you mean I run around shouting JESUS IS LORD 24-7, then no.

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Gweeds462: do you believe in evolution?
DizzyBum77: Nope. It's all total theory.
DizzyBum77: A universal creator makes more sense than randomly evolving sentience out of nothing.
Gweeds462: sentience???
DizzyBum77: Self-awareness.
Gweeds462: so then why do we have dinosaur fossils?
DizzyBum77: Because dinosaurs died and got turned into them, obviously.
DizzyBum77: The existence of dinosaurs don't disprove or prove anything.
Gweeds462: then how do you explain god creating the world in seven days?
Gweeds462: where the FUCK do dinosaurs fit in?
DizzyBum77: Most likely in with "all the beasts of the land".
Gweeds462: are you quoting the bible???
Gweeds462: the big book?
Gweeds462: that great work of fiction?
Gweeds462: i bet the author was high
Gweeds462: not as fucked up as the guy that wrote alice in wonderland though

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DizzyBum77: Heh.
Gweeds462: are u stupid?
DizzyBum77: Obviously not, because you haven't been able to win the argument yet. :P

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Gweeds462: explain me this then, how come we don't have any human fossils as old as those "all those beast in the land"
DizzyBum77: I dunno, because carbon dating loses accuracy after 10,000 years?
Gweeds462: you are a dumbass

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Gweeds462: are humans made up of cells?
DizzyBum77: Of course.

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Gweeds462: do you LOVE the cock?
Gweeds462: do you keep a bible with you at all times?
Gweeds462: are you afriad to answer?

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DizzyBum77: So, are you trying to prove a point, or are you trying to make fun of my perfectly logical statement that the universe is orderly and creation is a distinct possibility?
Gweeds462: BIG FRIGGIN BANG
Gweeds462: no order

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Gweeds462: just a question... do you go to college, and how does ur roommate put up with you?
DizzyBum77: You can't prove the Big Bang happened just as much as I can't proved God made the world in seven days.
DizzyBum77: prove*
DizzyBum77: Yeah, I go to college. I didn't have a roommate last semester.
Gweeds462: did he leave cuz u were gay?
Gweeds462: or cuz u were a jesus freak?

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DizzyBum77: Acually, I had a single room.
Gweeds462: or do you ask the question what would jesus do
Gweeds462: are you going to have a roommate next semester
DizzyBum77: Yep.
Gweeds462: do you know him?
DizzyBum77: Nah, but he sounds pretty normal.
Gweeds462: he probably believes in evolution then, like the other 95.6% of the human population
DizzyBum77: Perhaps.

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Gweeds462: do you drink or party?
DizzyBum77: Nope. No point.
Gweeds462: cuz if he's normal he probably does
DizzyBum77: Most likely.
Gweeds462: are you gonna drink with him?

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Gweeds462: do you plan on fornicating while you are at school?
DizzyBum77: Of course not.
Gweeds462: which one?
Gweeds462: or both?
DizzyBum77: To both.

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Gweeds462: are you negro?
DizzyBum77: Nope.

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Gweeds462: so you are a white gay jesus freak with no friends that doesn't drink and has no plans on ever getting laid?
DizzyBum77: Wow.
DizzyBum77: You are so closed-minded, it's not even funny.
Gweeds462: that's what i have gathered from this conversation, i will have to make a new category for you cuz obviously jew doesn't fit you
DizzyBum77: Anyway, I need to go to bed... Maybe you should be a little more open-minded when you try to randomly debunk someone else's logical opinions.

------[follow up move]-------

CAT g ON k: lolff i'm having a conversation with dizzybum about a chatlog he posted on his LJ
CAT g ON k: he got full on trolled by this guy, and he thinks he's won
CAT g ON k: and i'm playing along for sig material

CAT g ON k: CAT g ON k: lol, that chatlog was hilarious
DizzyBum77: Oh yes.
CAT g ON k: takes me back to when i used to get called into chatrooms just for the purpose of taking people out
DizzyBum77: Against random idiots?
CAT g ON k: CAT g ON k: Nah, normally fanfags who wouldn't shut up, and needed a good beating down.
DizzyBum77: Hah.
CAT g ON k: I love it when people try to be all serious when you're taking the piss out of them.

mewtwosama: like face?
CAT g ON k: yes
CAT g ON k: fuck
CAT g ON k: i think dizzy's realised that i've been taking the piss out of him.
mewtwosama: he can realize that?
CAT g ON k: CAT g ON k: Can I use that log in my sig?
CAT g ON k: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CAT g ON k: oh god this is too much i'm almost crying i swear
CAT g ON k: DizzyBum77: yes you can.
CAT g ON k: *dies*


------[*explodes under direct sunlight**]]------


#11: Best of IRC

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[10:34] <Zackary> MK still assumes we believe he is old enough to be in college.

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[10:32] *** Now talking in #azure
[10:32] <JetBlackValias> what am i doing here again?
[10:32] <JoltX> You're compensating for the huge amount of homosexuality that CrazyJoker brings to the room
[10:33] <JetBlackValias> So in order to restore the sexuality of this room we need to dump CJ back off at MediaDriven?
[10:33] <JoltX> Yes

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[10:45] <TheIllustriousCJ> Anthrax, i don't like you much either
[10:45] <TheIllustriousCJ> but that's cause you destroyed my first topic
[10:45] <TheIllustriousCJ> with like, some HUGE post
[10:45] <ArthurCKorn> THAT WAS YOUR POST???
[10:45] <ArthurCKorn> OMG
[10:45] <ArthurCKorn> HAHAHAH
[10:46] <ArthurCKorn> I pasted the Hebrew version of War and Peace over and over again in that topic
[10:46] <TheIllustriousCJ> lol
[10:46] <TheIllustriousCJ> so that was it
[10:46] <TheIllustriousCJ> Waddle opened it up
[10:46] <TheIllustriousCJ> for me
[10:46] <TheIllustriousCJ> and said it was weird symbols
[10:46] <TheIllustriousCJ> lol. that's actually pretty funny
[10:47] <TheIllustriousCJ> i forgive you
[10:47] <ArthurCKorn> wow thanks?

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[10:47] <TheIllustriousCJ> veloS is an assclown

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[10:49] <JoltX> CJ shut the fuck up now stop trying to be cool you peon
[10:49] <JoltX> you can't even say SPNAK right
[10:49] <JetBlackValias> ..i don't know whether to sig CJ or to cry at the state of the human race..

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[10:50] <TheIllustriousCJ> you'll all get used to me
[10:50] <TheIllustriousCJ> i'm not easy to get along with at first
[10:50] <JoltX> or ever
[10:50] <TheIllustriousCJ> but you'll get over it
[10:50] <JoltX> no
[10:50] <ArthurCKorn> really i think it'd be easier to ban you

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[10:51] *** Zackary was kicked by JetBlackValias (Zackary)
[10:51] *** Zackary has joined #azure
[10:51] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Zackary
[10:51] <JetBlackValias> LOL
[10:51] <Zackary> WTF
[10:51] <JetBlackValias> that ruled
[10:51] <Zackary> OMG
[10:52] <MuffinKing> Rofl
[10:52] <JetBlackValias> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love kicking Zack!
[10:52] <Zackary> Word.

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[10:52] <JetBlackValias> like seriously
[10:52] <JetBlackValias> CJ, honestly, how old are you supposed to be?
[10:52] <TheIllustriousCJ> i'm 18
[10:52] <JoltX> LOL
[10:52] <pm> ...
[10:52] <JoltX> XD
[10:52] <ArthurCKorn> HAHAhahaha
[10:52] <ArthurCKorn> aHAhahaAHAH
[10:52] <JoltX> fkdsmfklsdjfsdf
[10:52] <JoltX> sdfsdfsdlf

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[10:52] <Zackary> GONK ONLY KICKS ME OUT OF NEED FOR HATRED

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[10:53] <JetBlackValias> Heh, EN's finally learning how to flame.
[10:53] <TheIllustriousCJ> not really
[10:53] <JetBlackValias> It's obvious that he's gotten to you.
[10:53] <JetBlackValias> given that he's not even in this chat
[10:54] <JetBlackValias> but all you can do is talk about him
[10:54] <TheIllustriousCJ> v
[10:54] <TheIllustriousCJ> <JetBlackValias> It's obvious that he's gotten to you.
[10:54] <Zackary> v
[10:54] <JetBlackValias> v
[10:54] <TheIllustriousCJ> he got to me a year ago
[10:54] <Zackary> HAHA
[10:54] <JoltX> v
[10:54] <JetBlackValias> LOL
[10:54] <TheIllustriousCJ> when he pulled shit at Pojo
[10:54] <Zackary> YOU SAID v

[10:54] <TheIllustriousCJ> yes i did
[10:54] <Zackary> AND MEANT CTRL V
[10:54] <ArthurCKorn> v

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[09:25] *** Zerot was kicked by JetBlackValias (lolf)
[09:25] *** Zerot has joined #azure
[09:25] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Zerot
[09:25] <Zerot> :(
[09:25] *** Zachary was kicked by JetBlackValias (slip of the mouse)
[09:25] *** Zachary has joined #azure
[09:25] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Zachary
[09:25] <Zerot> I still luv u Gonk
[09:26] *** Zachary was kicked by JetBlackValias (sry)
[09:26] *** Zachary has joined #azure
[09:26] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Zachary
[09:26] <Zachary> i dont
[09:26] <JetBlackValias> ;_;

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[09:31] <Zachary> GONK HAS SLIT EYES

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[11:06] <Zackary> PIKACHARMA'S A FAGGOT
[11:06] <Zackary> FAGGOT
[11:06] <Zackary> FAGGOT

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[11:08] <SDShamshel> when did this Celia-is-a-girl thing start?

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*** JetBlackValias changes topic to 'Zack collects STDs like trading cards. | Psybro is going to be writing CS map reviews for SA. | www.turntherobotoff.com supports terrorism. | Mick_Hale banned.| Pink Floyd sucks. | SC enjoys the straightforwardness of the topic | <Espeon> FUCK MY ASS'
[11:21] <Zackary> O_O
[11:21] <Zackary> I don't collect trading cards.
[11:21] <Zackary> I collect STD's
[11:21] <Zackary> Wait
[11:21] <Zackary> God dammit

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[11:22] <MuffinKing> why was mick banned?
[11:22] <usf`r0x0rb0x0r> MuffinKing: because he's jewish and Mr. K can't stand jews

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After I got banned from Pokebattle..

[19:43] <jackhunter> i thought you were banned?
[19:43] <JetBlackValias> that lasted for all of five seconds
[19:44] <jackhunter> what was the ban about anyway?
[19:44] <JetBlackValias> LP's too afraid to have me in the chat
[19:45] <JetBlackValias> even though i haven't been there for five months due to uni
[19:45] <jackhunter> afraid? of language?
[19:45] <jackhunter> i noticed he said you "weren't wanted back"
[19:45] <jackhunter> is that just his opinion?
[19:45] <JetBlackValias> Do you really need to be asking me that question?
[19:46] <jackhunter> no, not really

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[20:11] <Manuel> once when we were in french, the guy on the computer
[20:11] <Manuel> loaded up a site called Stiffy Links - The Pron Yellow Pages
[20:11] <Manuel> then continued to watch it
[20:11] <Manuel> as the teacher watched
[20:12] <Manuel> we think he memorized the address

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[12:25] <Srough> i said that "LP licks CatGonk's whatever" in #pokebattle, cause he's always saying people suck up to you, and that he doesn't, and i wanted to aggrevate him
[12:26] <Srough> so, TTS noticed and stole my Uops back

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[23:38] <Sonuis> This scheme is evil!
[23:39] <Sonuis> It is so evil, Jman and Zack have given their seal of approval!
[23:40] <Sonuis> Duel Monsters = Yu-Gi-Oh! game
[23:40] <Sonuis> Okay!
[23:40] <Sonuis> At the back of my school, there is a group of people who play M:TG... around 30 or so, on 6 tables.
[23:41] <Sonuis> It makes us feel less weird when compared to them. By us, I mean HairScare, my friend, and me.
[23:41] <Sonuis> Recently, LS introduced us the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG.
[23:41] <Sonuis> We found it to our liking a lot.
[23:42] <Sonuis> We all recently decided to purchase boosters and stuff...
[23:42] <Sonuis> Then something smacked me in the head like one of Zack's insults.
[23:42] <Sonuis> "We will disrupt your Magic with our Magic Cards!"
[23:42] <Sonuis> That is our phrase right now
[23:43] <Sonuis> What have we planned?
[23:43] <Sonuis> Have you ever watched Yu-Gi-Oh!?
[23:43] <JetBlackValias> no
[23:43] <Sonuis> Hmm
[23:43] <Sonuis> Well, I will go slightly off-topic, but this will relate to our plans!
[23:43] <Sonuis> *my
[23:44] <Sonuis> The story revolves around the "Millenium Puzzle" pieces. While they battle with the cards, as that is a form of magic.
[23:44] <Sonuis> If not, the pieces have been broken into 7 parts
[23:44] <Sonuis> 3 characters in the show so far have found 3 different parts
[23:44] <Sonuis> Yugi, the main character, has the "Millenium Puzzle" Amulet.
[23:45] <Sonuis> Bakura, one of Yugi's friends, has the Millenium Ring.
[23:45] <Sonuis> Pegasus, a crude person who steals souls, has the Millenium Eye.
[23:45] <Sonuis> Now, you know about these pieces!
[23:45] <Sonuis> My friend, the unnamed one, has a talent for crafts,.
[23:45] <Sonuis> *.
[23:46] <Sonuis> He plans on making these fine pieces of art
[23:46] <Sonuis> With the best accuracy possible
[23:46] <JetBlackValias> ...
[23:46] <Sonuis> Then, we will purchase our boosters and decks...
[23:47] <Sonuis> He will bring these pieces, and we will wear them at school. Along with the pieces, we will bring the cards for our decks.
[23:47] <Sonuis> We will setup at one of the tables near the Magic people
[23:47] <Sonuis> We will make a strange commotion, which will bring strange people to our table
[23:47] <Sonuis> This will disrupt the balance of the Magic players
[23:48] <Sonuis> Then we will confuse them by playing Duel Monsters!
[23:48] <Sonuis> And acting stupidly as if we were the characters.
[23:48] <Sonuis> Thus, making them angry/confused/lost all at the same time!
[23:48] <JetBlackValias> you'll get the shit kicked through you
[23:48] * Sonuis laughs!
[23:48] <Sonuis> We prove that we are the weirdest people alive!
[23:48] <Sonuis> You should see what the people actually do at my school
[23:49] <Sonuis> Since we're only Freshman and Sophomore this year
[23:49] <Sonuis> Do you believe this plan will work out as we hope/
[23:49] <Sonuis> *?
[23:49] <JetBlackValias> ...
[23:49] <JetBlackValias> if you can escape anal mortification
[23:49] <JetBlackValias> then yes

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When LP was going to change his name..

[17:31] <JetBlackValias> SUGGESTIONS FOR LP'S NEW NAME
[17:31] <JetBlackValias> AL
[17:32] <Melkor> Al McFgt?
[17:32] <JetBlackValias> BIG GAY AL
[17:32] <Melkor> LOL!
[17:32] <Melkor> LololoL!
[17:32] <Melkor> U R COMEDY GOLDMINE
[17:33] <JetBlackValias> OH YES
[17:33] <JetBlackValias> what else can we name him
[17:33] <JetBlackValias> how about RICHARD SIMMONS
[17:33] <Melkor> hm
[17:33] <Melkor> lol
[17:33] <Melkor> lance bass
[17:34] <JetBlackValias> i don't get it ;_;
[17:34] <Melkor> n sync
[17:34] <JetBlackValias> olol
[17:34] <JetBlackValias> i feel better knowing that i didn't get it
[17:35] <Melkor> lol

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[23:14] <HowToRobAHouse> CAT-GONK is like, gay. Assuming gay means sexy bitch with a huge... ego.

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<L-Sama> THere's a certain aspect of games that makes online gaming not as fun
<L-Sama> case in point: GSBot

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<JetBlackValias> lol, i took roll in MvC simply because she's the coolest thing ever
<MrTest> w00t Roll
<ArthurCKorn> tron bonne > roll
<JetBlackValias> no
<ArthurCKorn> yase
<MrTest> Ewww
<JetBlackValias> oh no
<MrTest> Tron Bonne = ._.
<ArthurCKorn> oh yase
<JetBlackValias> nonono
<ArthurCKorn> yaseyaseyase
<JetBlackValias> roll pwns
<MrTest> Roll = OMG WTF R0X0RPWNPWNPWN
<JetBlackValias> yes
<ArthurCKorn> servbots
<JetBlackValias> >:O
<JetBlackValias> hate
<MrTest> Yay Servbot
<MrTest> Roll > Servbot > your mom > Tron Bonne
* ArthurCKorn cries
<Cow_of_Inferno> Tron Bonne > Cable
<MrTest> omg wtf i'm sowwy ;.;
<ArthurCKorn> you hurted mi fellings :((99
* MrTest runs away crying
<JetBlackValias> sry thrax
<JetBlackValias> xoxoxoxoxo
<MrTest> EcksOhEcksOh
<ArthurCKorn> now i'm going to ban u at uber gatgonks lol

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<LavosPhoenix> I stopped posting at Azure after that megafag Catgonk started posting more

- EN rules.

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[10:38] <Melkor> PokeGym is Pornbot's home board.
[10:38] <Melkor> His old name was Rocket's Zapdos, and before that Gym Zapdos II IIRC.

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[10:50] <Melkor> JESUS IS GOING TO BECOME A SUICIDE BOMBER IF HIS LIFE GETS ANY SHITTIER.

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[12:04] <JetBlackValias> LS.
[12:04] <JetBlackValias> Quick question
[12:04] <JetBlackValias> TTS has informed me that LP was_voted_into ops
[12:04] <JetBlackValias> Might I ask how this happened?
[12:05] <Sonuis> Hey, I didn't vote for him
[12:20] <Melkor> JetBlackValias: He wasn't. TTS asked the ops on at the time if he can op him.

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[12:22] <JetBlackValias> 'lol
[12:22] <JetBlackValias> tts is having a hissy fit
[12:30] <JetBlackValias> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:30] <JetBlackValias> AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:30] <JetBlackValias> BANNED FROM NEODOME
[12:30] <JetBlackValias> I HEARBY CLAIM SPNAK ON ARTICUNO64

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[11:37] <Melkor> SEX
[11:37] <JetBlackValias> YES
[11:39] <Melkor> ME
[11:42] <JetBlackValias> NOW
[11:42] <Melkor> I WANT YOUR PURIN
[11:43] <JetBlackValias> EVEN CTRL-6 CANNOT CONVEY MY URGE TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR ASS
[11:43] <Melkor> OH PLEASE TRY

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<MrCoffee> Cuz it's the cool thing to do.
<_LugiaStorm_> It's the CAT-GONK thing to do.

- LS, on Celebi.

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<IRHP> Whatever dude, I'll beat you anytime, not to boast.

- IRHP, after beating me 1-0.

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<HairScare> Fanha = No sexual drive =O
<VaNiTy_SmUrF> Yes there are the eunichs

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<Tourmaline> Muk breeding with Slugma = Messy
<Talen> Tourmaline - but OH SO SEXY

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<Fanha> skruffbuff: Stop. Acting. Stupid. <- Someone topic this, it's the most hypocritical statement ever made in the history of dumbass quotes

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<JetBlackValias> stop me from hitting fanha
<JetBlackValias> please
<Melkor> Ok.
<Melkor> Think meadows.
<JetBlackValias> yes
<Melkor> Purin are dancing in the stream.
<JetBlackValias> yes
<Melkor> You have sex near the fire.
<JetBlackValias> yes
<Melkor> And you have limitless CRACK.
<JetBlackValias> ^_^
<JetBlackValias> okay
<JetBlackValias> all calm now
<Melkor> Good
<Melkor> k now I want to punch him

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<GolemKong> depending on robo to win for like 5-0, is like depending on planes to be cancelled due to excess sun, ;0

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EN losing:

* Ryu waves at ops to note the harassment Jolteon_X is doing in here
<Ryu> he should be banned again
*** SSM sets mode: +b *!*@=9uKJ7T42Q3.ipt.aol.com
*** You were kicked by SSM (I'm throwing Darryn off the trail!)

*The next second, in PM

<Ryu> SPNAK
<Jolteon_X> Happy now, cunthater?
<Jolteon_X> LMAO
<Jolteon_X> Not quite
<Ryu> yup now you go on ignore
<Jolteon_X> You got me banned
<Ryu> queershit
<Ryu> :D
<Jolteon_X> SPNAK
<Jolteon_X> You got me banned, then ignore me
<Jolteon_X> I SPNAKed you, dickless.

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EN, redeeming himself for the above:

<dr_steelix> i got cooler since then, since im liked now on all the message boards i post on

<dr_steelix> good job killing a cursed snorlax with a CH crosschop
<MoonBeam> wtf are you talkinga bout?
<dr_steelix> crosschop has 100% rating of CH
<MoonBeam> oh when i pwned you that day?
<MoonBeam> lol
<dr_steelix> everyone knows that
<MoonBeam> lol you're a newbie
<MoonBeam> and i don't have Cross chop on my team :-*
<dr_steelix> how nice
<dr_steelix> you are better than me in pokemon
<MoonBeam> no i'm superior to you as a human being

<MoonBeam> i bet you hate CatGonk too
<dr_steelix> yes.
<MoonBeam> lol fag
<dr_steelix> and i shouldn't?
<MoonBeam> um queershits like you always hate gonk
<MoonBeam> always playa-hatin' and shit
<dr_steelix> i also hate CS.
<MoonBeam> CS
<MoonBeam> ?
<dr_steelix> counter-strike fag
<dr_steelix> that fags like you like so much
<MoonBeam> lol well then in that case you must be a fuckwad
<MoonBeam> so you hate Gonk, CS, and "fags like me"
<MoonBeam> ?
<dr_steelix> yes

<MoonBeam> you know, i believe you and goatseman have a LOT in common
<dr_steelix> yes.
<dr_steelix> you don't like goatseman?
<MoonBeam> um no i don't enjoy looking at your father rape goats...sorry...
<dr_steelix> my father has cancer dolt.
<MoonBeam> did he get it from the goats he raped?
<dr_steelix> fuck you and go on ignore
<MoonBeam> lol SPNAK
<MoonBeam> i win!
<MoonBeam> lol your dad got cancer from fucking goats hahaha
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<CRAZYJOKER> Yeah
<CRAZYJOKER> i don't care what CatGonk says
<CRAZYJOKER> he's over-rated

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<[MTG]> hi
<Celia> hi
<JetBlackValias> ..
<Melkor> GREAT
<Melkor> NEON
<Melkor> KEFTKA
<Celia> ..
<JetBlackValias> dead chat
<JetBlackValias> alright
<JetBlackValias> ls
<Melkor> Yeah
<JetBlackValias> you know what you have to do
<Melkor> k
<JetBlackValias> get over that table now
* Melkor unzips his pants
<JetBlackValias> *unf unf unf*
<Melkor> Oh CG :x
<JetBlackValias> *UNF UNF UNF*
<Celia> ...
*** Celia has left #pokebattle
<JetBlackValias> YAY
<JetBlackValias> this is being posted to azure
<Melkor> YES

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<MisterE> Battle me Anidick =P

<MisterE> You have no skillz

<MisterE> Why the hell did you do that Anidean?

- Mr E, one of the larger critics of myy ego.

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[13:28] <Mithrandir> DL, WILL YOU PERFORM THE GAY ON ME
[13:28] <DarkLickitung> MY PENIS IS NOT WORTHY OF YOU

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[11:32] <WaddleDoo> [12:23am] <Melkor> Espy: LP is probably straighter than at least Fanha. <-- TOPIC PLZ

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<[NathaN]> Takes one to know one.
<GP-Chan> wow, that was cool

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[16:12] <ET> oh come on
[16:12] <ET> you have to admit
[16:12] <ET> isn't fanha sexy?
[16:13] <ET> just look at his hair
[16:13] <ET> so...spikey
[16:13] <ET> so...manly
[16:13] <op> omg yes my penis can barely contain the excitement
[16:13] * op attempts to calm the throbbing

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<LS> Atma, Vivi, TTS, Fanha, LS, Arti, Deranged, Haste,
Space, CG -- People who can call people newbies and
actually mean it (CG says prole, but meh)

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<Zachary> Is the cup half empty or is the cup half gay?
<Mithrandir> Zack: For you, half gay.
<Mithrandir> Actually, full gay.

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<DarkLickitung> Fanha having ops is like Darryn fucking a chick.

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<GP-Sama> i heard LS likes the cock
<Rockzilla> What is with tonight...

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<Cow_of_Inferno4> dude, I quit this match, double team is a fucking flamers move

It wasn't me fighting him, but :-* anyway

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<Espeon> i remember me and DL were friends at one point
<LS> Espeon: And then you got queer?
<Espeon> yes

<Espeon> FUCK MY ASS
<Espeon> i mean FUCK YOUR ASS

<Espeon> ...no it's me anally raping you DL
<Espeon> uhhh
<Espeon> nevermind
* Nidoking feels like a homosexual now...

- Courtesy of DL.

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<JetBlackValias> lol, so that makes three trainers in WA
<JetBlackValias> there's another guy who goes to UWA as well
<DragonMaster> who else?
<JetBlackValias> coxy, from Azure Heights
<DragonMaster> ah
<DragonMaster> arent you like god on that board?

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<Ryan33> when i switch out..does that mean i lost ny stat changes

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<red13n> why does my homepage keep setting itself to pr0n every time i restart? and how do i make it stop?

- thanks Son Whiz.

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<MrKyle> Lavos, do you suck or swallow
<LavosPhoenix> Both, ok?

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More Fun With LugiaStorm's Script.

[12:57] <JetBlackValias> fgt
[12:57] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[12:57] <JetBlackValias> YES!!!!!!1
[12:57] <chris-project-sneak> motherfucker

[13:01] <JetBlackValias> try that
[13:01] <Mithrandir> fgt
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> ...
[13:01] <Mithrandir> ;_;_;
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> YES!!!!!!!1
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> OHH YEAH
[13:01] <Mithrandir> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Kyo_Kusanagi> LOL
[13:01] <Mithrandir> yay
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> This is the best thing over
[13:01] <Mithrandir> LOL
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> ever
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> Lugiastorm, you fucking rock.

And now, the backlash.

[13:01] <Kyo_Kusanagi> Everyone say fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <HolyOmeganAngel> Chris its ohk...Mith Why are u being and as
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <WaddleDoo|Sleep> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fg
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> tfg
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> tfg
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> tfgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> = chris
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <WaddleDoo|Sleep> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> = chris
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> = chris
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <HolyOmeganAngel> STOP THE FLOODING
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris, don't abuse it.
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> = chris
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> = chris
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> = chris
[13:01] <Mithrandir> Moron.
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> = chris
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] <chris[MAD]> fgt
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> = chris
[13:01] <Mithrandir> KICK CHRIS.
[13:01] <Mithrandir> chris wubs men!
[13:01] * HolyOmeganAngel HELP...
[13:01] <Mithrandir> KICK CHRIS.
[13:01] <JetBlackValias> you proles are going to get me kicked...
[13:01] *** Disconnected

Later on...

[13:46] <chris-project-sneak> get something better to do
[13:46] <Tourmaline> i love it
[13:46] <Tourmaline> i love it so much
[13:46] <chris-project-sneak> then make a script
[13:46] <chris-project-sneak> about a person you dont even know..how...sad
[13:47] <chris-project-sneak> :(
[13:47] <chris-project-sneak> oh well
[13:47] <Tourmaline> hah
[13:47] <MrTest> fgt
[13:47] <Tourmaline> chris wuvs men!!1
[13:47] <Tourmaline> I don't need to know you in order to catch onto your sexual preferences.
[13:47] <Tourmaline> :-*
[13:47] <chris-project-sneak> but I am straight, thats just it...your script is dumb AND wrong..:)
[13:48] <{Gandalf2}> is there anything wrong with vbeing gay
[13:48] <{Gandalf2}> :o
[13:48] <Tourmaline> No, just Chris.
[13:48] <MrTest> fgt
[13:48] <Tourmaline> chris wuvs men!!1

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<Nidoking> gonk, why is locke beign gay?
<Nidoking> :(
<JetBlackValias> hm
<JetBlackValias> maybe it's the room
<Nidoking> he's scaring me with his gay leet speek lol
*** LavosPhoenix has joined #pokebattle
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o LavosPhoenix
<JetBlackValias> LOL
<Nidoking> O_O
<Nidoking> hHahaha
<JetBlackValias> <Nidoking> he's scaring me with his gay leet speek lol
<JetBlackValias> *** LavosPhoenix has joined #pokebattle
<LavosPhoenix> god... stupid parent won't stop bickering
<Nidoking> XD
<JetBlackValias> omfg banned

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<coolcat> what does struggle do???

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<Mithrandir> ~_~
<Mithrandir> evil jumpluff
<Mithrandir> yay
<Talen> Hey, poor pluffie
<Mithrandir> evil....evil....evil...
<Talen> Go on..
<Talen> cheer with him
<Talen> you know you want to...
<Talen> <dance> <dance> <dance>
<Mithrandir> evil....evil....evil...
<Talen> Do the Evil Jumpluff Cheer dance...
<Talen> Do it I say! ;p
<Mithrandir> evil....evil....evil...<dance> <dance>

Aoryuu: Hey, it RULES
CatGonk: Indeed it does
Aoryuu: <dance> <dance> <dance>
CatGonk: *shakes it*
Aoryuu: That's what convinced me to RAISE one
Aoryuu: "Ehhhh... I need a fast status inflicto-OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING CHEERLEADER, I'M RAISING ONE."

CaptainCunnilate: btw
CAT g ON k: yes?
CaptainCunnilate: in your sig, talking with talen, that mithrandir is someone else.
CAT g ON k: oh really?
CAT g ON k: show me the quote
CaptainCunnilate: I'm not searching through that monster to find it.
CAT g ON k: show me
CAT g ON k: or else it does not exist
CaptainCunnilate: Then I guess it doesn't exist.
CaptainCunnilate: 8-)

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<Espeon`> <LavosPhoenix> I really don't know why you have to act as such as bitch against me, as I have nothing against you, just CatGonk
<Espeon`> <Espeon`> shut the fuck up you piece of shit
<Espeon`> <Espeon`> don't call Jesus gay again you fucker
<Espeon`> <LavosPhoenix> nope
<Espeon`> <LavosPhoenix> I'm not that gay

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<NathaN> I thought Tobybro has Psychic.

------[worship me]------

"I Am Teh Prolegod", courtesy of Talen.

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[22:48] <LavosPhoenix> Let's battle.
[22:48] <Talen> 'kay
[22:48] <Talen> you a pojo by any chance?
[22:49] <LavosPhoenix> No, i'm not.
[22:49] <Talen> Ah.
[22:49] <Talen> Just a familiar looking nick
[22:49] <LavosPhoenix> on Gsbot, and on Battlearena?
[22:49] <Talen> no, just vaguely familiar.
[22:49] <Talen> Ah, on flarebot?
[22:50] <LavosPhoenix> how about on Gsbot?
[22:50] <Talen> will do.
[22:50] <LavosPhoenix> ok! ^_^
[22:51] <Talen> You know, I think you're the first person to actually
smile I've seen around here. ;p
[22:51] <LavosPhoenix> Oh, let me change my Team, ok?
[22:51] <Talen> Oh, go for it.
[22:51] <LavosPhoenix> Yeah, I looooooove Smilin`!
[22:53] <LavosPhoenix> I changed my Team.
[22:53] <Talen> done.
[22:53] <LavosPhoenix> Just a bit though...
[23:01] <LavosPhoenix> That whas just lucky...
--

This is after Pilladgeot manages to dodge a Double-Edge with two DTs up.
Of _course_ it's just luck.

--
[23:01] <Talen> Probability is part of the game
[23:03] <LavosPhoenix> Of course....
[23:03] <LavosPhoenix> Is that a Pandora Pidgeot???
[23:03] <Talen> a... what?
[23:04] <Talen> what's a Pandora Pidgeot?
[23:04] <LavosPhoenix> It uses DT, Rest, and Substitute.
[23:04] <Talen> No, it's not.
[23:04] <LavosPhoenix> It doesn't use Rest?
[23:04] <Talen> No.
[23:05] <LavosPhoenix> ok, then it's a semi-pandora moveset then...
--

Fuckwit.

--
[23:05] <Talen> No, it's an original moveset. I've never heard of
Pandora.
[23:08] <LavosPhoenix> well, Pandora is from Azure...
[23:08] <Talen> Don't hang out there
[23:09] <LavosPhoenix> You should, as you can learn alot from there.
[23:09] * Talen laughs
[23:09] <Talen> no you can't.
[23:10] <Talen> Azureheights is riddled with fools who think utilising a
nickwak setup they were told about and sharking themselves DVs that
allow it to exist constitutes actual training.
[23:10] <Talen> People flock to Gonk as their messiah, as if merely
talking to him is enough to overcome the fundamental flaw in their
mindsets which is to so cripplingly ape that which succeeds and not
experiment.
[23:11] <Talen> There are maybe four entire teams I've seen there that
aren't ripped off, standards rehashed, or depressingly crap.
[23:12] <Talen> Sorry, was that vicious?
[23:12] <LavosPhoenix> Well, I don't trust Gonk anyway...
[23:12] <LavosPhoenix> He is an Idiot.
[23:12] * Talen laughs
[23:12] <Talen> Really?
[23:12] <Talen> Do tell
[23:13] <LavosPhoenix> He doesn't know very much about the current
metagame.
[23:13] <Talen> He doesn't?
[23:13] <Talen> He seems to be defining the current metagame.
[23:13] <Talen> I've seen people using Celebi and Moltres together
somewhat frequently since he turned up
[23:13] <Talen> Evade clause didn't exist until he returned
[23:14] <LavosPhoenix> So, people are following an Idiot?
[23:14] <LavosPhoenix> lol
[23:14] * Talen shrugs
[23:16] <Talen> What's he done that renders him an idiot, durst I ask?
[23:16] <LavosPhoenix> Why do you use Spark?
[23:17] <Talen> Why do you use Celebi?
--

Philosophical questions are somewhat wasted given the knob didn't seem to get my point. Hell, at least Spark's _legal_.

--
[23:17] <LavosPhoenix> As a Heal Beller that isn't weak to fighting.
[23:17] <Talen> Ahuh.
[23:17] <Talen> So that you actually can't get it is irrelevant to you?
[23:17] <LavosPhoenix> Even though I add 7 weaknesses to my Team.
[23:17] * Talen shrugs
[23:18] <Talen> I use Spark because it has a high chance of paralysis
and allows for pseudoparacon on a Lanturn and gives me coverage of
everything but grass
[23:18] <LavosPhoenix> I play the metagame, not the actual Pokemon game
itself.
[23:18] <Talen> Why, oh wise one, what is a better alternative?
[23:18] <LavosPhoenix> How high Paralyzation?
[23:18] <Talen> Then you're a freeloading cheater and not worth the time to play.
[23:18] <Talen> 33%
[23:19] <LavosPhoenix> Well, spark might actually be good then....
[23:19] <LavosPhoenix> Yes, keep spark.
Session Close: Mon Jul 23 23:21:56 2001

Just as some background, he was using Moltres, Marowak, and Celebi.
Funny, that...

------[spot the subtext]------

How To Break Up Chatroom Arguments Whilst Taking The Piss Out Of Other People Through Witty Satire.

[14:28] <Mithrandir> If he didn't make it, no one would like him.
[14:28] <Fanha> what makes me an asshole LS?
[14:28] <Mithrandir> hey CG.
[14:29] <Fanha> because I believe in decency?
[14:29] <Fanha> respect?
[14:29] <Mithrandir> Fanha: Basically everything.
[14:29] <Mithrandir> LOL
[14:29] <Mithrandir> LOL
[14:29] <Fanha> common sense?
[14:29] <Mithrandir> rotflmao

Oh dear, Lugiastorm and Fanny are fighting again. Despite how much Fanny sucks, he apparently has the power to akill as well as other powers granted to him by bathing in the semen of ten year old boys.

[14:32] <JetBlackValias> People aren't in a happy mood today, are they?

And so, we go about taking other people's quotes out of context:

[14:32] <Avatar> Getting along sucks.
[14:32] <Avatar> So, DarkLickitung, you suck!
[14:32] <Avatar> =P
[14:32] <JetBlackValias> FUCK YOU DL!!!!!!1111111
[14:32] <DarkLickitung> Oh fuck you Av, you dirty cocksucking slut!
[14:33] <DarkLickitung> And you too, 20 YEAR OLD SWEDISH GUY!

[14:33] <JetBlackValias> LUGIASTORM HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A CRACKHEAD!!!!!1111
[14:33] <Mithrandir> CG OMG CRACKHEAD BUTTMUNCHER
[14:33] <Articuno64> gtg fuckers ;[
[14:33] <Mithrandir> LOLOL
[14:33] <JetBlackValias> roffle
[14:33] <Mithrandir> JUMP TOLD TO ME TO CALL YOU THAT!
[14:33] <Mithrandir> LOLOL
[14:33] <JetBlackValias> OMG
[14:33] <Mithrandir> SORRY NEWBIE

[14:34] <DarkLickitung> CATGONK GO BACK TO SWEDEN
[14:34] * chris-project-sneak grabs more popcorn
[14:34] <JetBlackValias> BULLSHIT, LS. YOU CALLED ME A CRACKHEAD
[14:34] <Mithrandir> WHY WOULD I CALL YOU A CRAKRCKGHEAD AND THEN ASK YOU HOW'S TEH GAY SEX?
[14:34] <Mithrandir> I WOULDN'T!!!! LOLOL
[14:34] <JetBlackValias> BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED!!!!11111
[14:34] <Avatar> LYSOL!

[14:34] <DarkLickitung> fgt
[14:34] <Mithrandir> = GP

(gotta love that script)

[14:34] <Mithrandir> OH!!!! DL TOLD ME TO SAY THIS "CG'S A FUCKEN SWEDISH FAG AND HE FUCKS FISH'S ANUS LOLOL"
[14:35] <JetBlackValias> hahahahahahahaha
[14:35] <DarkLickitung> OMG LIER
[14:35] <DarkLickitung> FUK U
[14:35] <DarkLickitung> NO MORE SEXOR 4 U

[14:35] <JetBlackValias> I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHATS BEEN UP FISH'S ASS FOR SO LONG!!!1111
[14:35] <JetBlackValias> :-*
[14:35] <Mithrandir> YAH
[14:35] <Mithrandir> DL!
[14:35] <Mithrandir> LOLOLOLOL

[14:35] <Mithrandir> WHAT DOES FISH STAND FOR?
[14:35] <JetBlackValias> JUMPMAN!!!111
[14:36] <Mithrandir> FUCKING IT SOUND HORNY
[14:36] * chris-project-sneak watches as a meter keeps dropping it reads "brain cells in LS" =-o
[14:36] <Mithrandir> DL NO HE'S JASON FISHER!!!
[14:36] <DarkLickitung> STOOFOO KRIS
[14:36] <DarkLickitung> LS LOL NOOB
[14:36] <chris-project-sneak> chris*
[14:36] <Mithrandir> [23:27] * Mithrandir bends over
[14:36] <Mithrandir> [23:27] * Avatar fucks the living shit out of u

[14:37] <JetBlackValias> DL I HAVE YR SOUL
[14:37] <JetBlackValias> YOU ARE 31
[14:37] <DarkLickitung> CG SHUT UP YOU PROLE STOP WHINING ABOUT RL LOLOLOL
[14:37] <Mithrandir> DL, YOUR SOUL IS SOLD FOR FIFTY EIGHT BUCKS TO PRONBOT
[14:37] <Mithrandir> HE'S A FAG THO
[14:37] <DarkLickitung> YEH HE SUX
[14:37] <Mithrandir> SO HE'LL FUCK YOU!!!!
[14:37] <DarkLickitung> OMG NO

[14:38] <JetBlackValias> OMG DL ALL YOU DO IS WHINE WHINE BITCH BITCH 80% OF YOUR POSTS ARE ABOUT RL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[14:38] <DarkLickitung> LOL I KNOW CG SRY =(
[14:38] <JetBlackValias> AT LEAST IM NOT SOME GEEK WHO THINKS HE'S LEET BECAUSE HE TRIES TO HARASS THE MODS, OH, WAIT.
[14:38] <Mithrandir> CG YEAH STOP WHINGING YOU BITCH

[14:39] <JetBlackValias> LS DONT CALL ME A CRACKHEAD DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
[14:39] <Mithrandir> OMG
[14:39] <Mithrandir> DL TOLD ME TO
[14:39] <Mithrandir> HE'S LIEK "CALL CG A CRACKHEAD I'M BORED"

[14:39] <Avatar> There is a lot of raping going on here.

[14:39] <Mithrandir> CG, is FISHER still mad at you?
[14:40] <DarkLickitung> FANNEH IS A COMMUNIST
[14:40] <Mithrandir> FANNEH M DICK TATE OR
[14:40] <JetBlackValias> LS: I DONT KNOW HE LOGGED OFF SO HE COULD HAVE A SMOKE, OH, WAIT
[14:40] <JetBlackValias> LS: NO REALLY I DUNNO
[14:40] <DarkLickitung> UP W/ PPL
[14:40] <Mithrandir> OIC
[14:40] <Avatar> OIC rocks.
[14:40] <Mithrandir> AND WHAT TEH FUCK IS WITH MR. MOUF? WUT A NOOB 8-)
[14:40] <DarkLickitung> YA HE SMOKES AND SCARES ME ;[
[14:41] <JetBlackValias> OMG LS STOP SMOKING THE D00B
[14:41] <DarkLickitung> LOL U NO WHO SUX MK
[14:41] <JetBlackValias> OMG LS STOP DRINKING ITS BAD </mk>

[14:45] <Mithrandir> CG, this was the best chat ever. :-*

------[its cat-gonk, not CG, and yes imm straight]------

The Best Chat Ever: Cat-Gonk Leaves LavosPhoenix Raped And Torn Apart In The Carpark, LugiaStorm Gets Me To Remove A Quote About His TPM Roots, Pikablade Takes On The Server Admin, And Chris Sucks As Much As Ever.

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[08:39] *** Now talking in #pokebattle
[08:40] <chris-away> oh look, CG, another person to poke fun of the n00b chris, whee
[08:40] <Tourmaline> Someone type "fgt", please.
[08:40] <chris-away> fgt
[08:40] <Tourmaline> chris wuvs men!!1
[08:40] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> Cat-Gonk will make fun of chris!
[08:40] <[H20]> *catgonk!
[08:40] <GolemKong> ur such a n00b chris
[08:40] * ChaosValentine pokes fun at Chris
[08:40] <chris-away> GO ME
[08:40] <[H20]> hey gonk
[08:40] <LavosPhoenix> fgt
[08:40] <Tourmaline> chris wuvs men!!1

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[08:40] <chris-away> whee
[08:40] <chris-away> :/
[08:40] <Tourmaline> It just gets funnier each time.
[08:40] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> fgt
[08:40] <Tourmaline> chris wuvs men!!1
[08:41] <chris-away> I just dont care anymore
[08:41] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> awww
[08:41] <Tourmaline> It's funny 'cause it's true.

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[08:41] <Tieky> fgt
[08:41] <Tourmaline> chris wuvs men!!1
[08:41] <[H20]> XD

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[08:41] <_Bowser_> :-*
[08:41] <Tourmaline> Yes
[08:41] <DarkSkarm> ..
[08:41] <Tourmaline> :-*
[08:41] <[H20]> lol
[08:41] <[H20]> catgonk's sign!
[08:41] <[H20]> :-*
[08:41] <_Bowser_> lol
[08:42] <_Bowser_> aye, catgonk kisses too much

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[08:42] * _Bowser_ hides his Catgonk and Atma idols

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[08:42] <CaptKirby> don't take the lord's name in vane
[08:42] <CaptKirby> vain whatever
[08:42] <CaptKirby> :P
[08:42] <[H20]> *points at what catgonk said*
[08:42] <Tourmaline> Kirby, people have been saying "CatGonk" repeatedly for the past few minutes :p
[08:43] <_Bowser_> Catgonk: he likes the Great Neon Kefkas because he thinks "he's" a "she

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[08:43] <_Bowser_> lol kirby
[08:43] <_Bowser_> you're one funny kid
[08:43] <CaptKirby> I don't care
[08:43] <_Bowser_> rofl
[08:43] <CaptKirby> u guys r freaking me out

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Reach for the stars...
[08:44] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> takes one to know one, chris

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[08:45] <[H20]> chris wuvs men!
[08:45] <[H20]> (shrugs, catgonk has'nt said it for awhile)

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[08:46] <CaptKirby> is GK supposed to be CatGonk?

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[08:46] <chris-away> I might of said this before..but, if you csnt think of better things to do is make fun of a person over the net..I laff at you

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[08:46] <_Espeon_> Atma Tower vs Catgonk Tower
[08:46] <[H20]> catgonk and atma=j00r g0ds
[08:46] <Tourmaline> Atma is only a god if he continues to churn out hentai.
[08:46] <Tourmaline> And if he gives me ops so I can kick Chris in a variety of amusing ways >:o
[08:46] <chris-away> he is a weird op of a nie channel who thinks he fucks a vulpix

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[08:47] <_Espeon_> well atma tower is cooler than Catgonk tower because atma tower has hentai paintings on the walls
[08:47] <FlareonAtma> Espy: last I checked, CG had nine zip disks full of hentai
[08:47] <Tourmaline> I dunno, I probably have more pr0n than Atma, maybe...
[08:47] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> gaspo
[08:47] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> :x
[08:47] <_Espeon_> O_O
[08:47] <_Espeon_> 9 disks?
[08:47] <Tourmaline> Try nine CDs.
[08:47] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> MEEP
[08:47] <_Espeon_> shame on you Catgonk!
[08:47] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> o_o
[08:47] <FlareonAtma> okay
[08:47] <_Espeon_> XD
[08:47] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> MEEP!
[08:47] <FlareonAtma> nine cds
[08:47] <[H20]> XD
[08:47] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> o_o
[08:47] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> o_o
[08:47] <CaptKirby> ok let me put it this way-CatGonk and Atma are both unworthy of praise for sure -_-
[08:47] <_Espeon_> Catgonk: any Nidoking/Espeon?
[08:47] <_Espeon_> ;)
[08:47] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> o_o
[08:47] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> o_o
[08:48] * FlareonAtma haS A MERE 69.6 mb OF HENTAI :(
[08:48] <FlareonAtma> damn caps
[08:48] <_Espeon_> XD
[08:48] <LavosPhoenix> XD
[08:48] <Tourmaline> Heh
[08:48] <Tourmaline> Yreah, but you draw it.
[08:48] <Tourmaline> And you draw pokemon hentai, I only write it.

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[08:48] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> heh
[08:48] <_NW1Ladder_[MEEP]> fgt
[08:48] <Tourmaline> chris wuvs men!!1

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[08:48] <FlareonAtma> I haven't drawn any pokemon hentai in forever
[08:48] <Tourmaline> At least that's what you're telling us :p
[08:48] * Fanha sighs...
[08:49] <Tourmaline> Fanha doesn't need pr0n as he has his comp.

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[08:54] <_Espeon_> got head while playing Pokemon blue?
[08:55] <Tourmaline> Espeon: Yes.
[08:55] <Tourmaline> And I know the girl who did it.
[08:55] <_Espeon_> wow...is she hot?
[08:55] <Tourmaline> Not really, but she rocks.

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[08:56] <_NW1Ladder_> <evilgsbot> 6: Snorlax1 (SNORLAX M L100 ) @LEFTOVERS DVs: 15,15,15,15
[08:56] <_NW1Ladder_> <evilgsbot> HP: 523 - ATTACK: 318 - DEFENSE: 228 - SPCLATK: 228 - SPCLDEF: 318 - SPEED: 318
[08:56] <_Espeon_> *snek 3 over
[08:56] <_NW1Ladder_> ownage
[08:57] <ChaosValentine> O_O
[08:57] <Tourmaline> Hah
[08:57] <Tourmaline> Love it!
[08:57] <ChaosValentine> 318 Speed Snorlax?
[08:57] <_NW1Ladder_> was that supposed to happen?
[08:57] <_Espeon_> XD]\
[08:57] <Tourmaline> Snorlax has been snorting things again.
[08:57] <CaptKirby> 318 SPEED SNORLAX?!
[08:57] <ChaosValentine> I DON'T think so
[08:57] <[H20]> XD
[08:57] <_Espeon_> that snorlax would pwn
[08:57] <Tourmaline> Snorlax has been taking PCP
[08:57] <ChaosValentine> Snorlax is taking steroids
[08:57] <_Espeon_> Nick sharks
[08:58] <CaptKirby> how the hell did u get that NW1?!
[08:58] <Tourmaline> NICK IS WALLHACKING

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[08:59] <CaptKirby> AIGHT
[08:59] <CaptKirby> 6: Snorlax (SNORLAX M L100 ) @LEFTOVERS DVs: 15,15,15,15
[08:59] <CaptKirby> <evilgsbot> HP: 523 - ATTACK: 318 - DEFENSE: 228 - SPCLATK: 228 - SPCLDEF: 318 - SPEED: 318
[08:59] <_Espeon_> ;_;
[08:59] <Tourmaline> KIRBY YOU WALLHACKER
[08:59] <_NW1Ladder_> =/
[08:59] <ChaosValentine> o_O
[08:59] <CaptKirby> =D
[08:59] <_NW1Ladder_> XD
[08:59] <LavosPhoenix> xd
[08:59] <_NW1Ladder_> man
[08:59] <Tourmaline> roffle
[08:59] <Mr_Saturn> heh

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[09:03] <FlareonAtma> when printing out sped, it uses the sped DV and Attack base stat
[09:03] <ChaosValentine> sped!
[09:03] <Tourmaline> SPED
[09:03] <Tourmaline> OHH YEAH
[09:03] <ChaosValentine> What is this sped DV?
[09:03] <Mr_Saturn> sped am leet
[09:03] <Tourmaline> It measures how much the Pokemon is like Chris.

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[09:07] <Tourmaline> WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHERE IS AZURE"?
[09:07] <Tourmaline> PROLE
[09:07] <Espy-HW> ROFL
[09:07] <Espy-HW> who's a prole?

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[09:08] <`TD> I would join, but A) I don't belong on this board. B) This is not my fight. C) I hate battling using nothing but standards. D) GSCBT is coming up as soon as Nin and Nitro finish up Sneak3. E) Pojo ~does~ have some cool people, Espeon is just not one of them. I do not feel that they deserve the rep they have, but with people like Espeon and MetalScyther actin like they do, their rep will not be going up very soon.
[09:08] <`TD> what a great quote
[09:08] <`TD> amen shuveit

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[09:09] <`TD> LS
[09:09] <`TD> shut your mouth
[09:09] <`TD> ;)
[09:09] <`TD> yeah

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[09:09] <`TD> you've never heard of me?
[09:10] <`TD> im quite taken aback
[09:10] <Espy-HW> no....obviously i don't know who you are if you think i'm hated on pojo

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[09:10] <HolyOmeganAngel> whats AGNP
[09:10] <Tourmaline> HEATHEN

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[09:13] <FlareonAtma> TPMers think they can match CG's siggytuff
[09:13] <FlareonAtma> but don't come anywhere close
[09:13] <Tourmaline> No way.
[09:13] <Tourmaline> They can't even compete with the lesser sigs of mine, let alone Siggytuff.
[09:13] <Tourmaline> And that's including pictures, sounds, etc.
[09:13] <Mithrandir> CG: Remember when you put your sig in RPGamer defaults?
[09:13] <Tourmaline> LS: Oh yeah, that was CLASSIC
[09:13] <Mithrandir> That was hillarious.
[09:13] <Tourmaline> I got so many good quotes from that.
[09:14] <Tourmaline> "Time Cube disproves the existence of Cat-Gonk's defaults".

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[09:14] <Espy-HW> Catgonk: make a Karp Park type thread on RTC
[09:14] <Tourmaline> EN: A "Karp Park Type" thread would consist of me swearing and nothing else.

StarCaliber: dude a karp park type thread would consist of people being shitbricks
StarCaliber: karp park threads make me want to tear out my intestines and wipe them on the wall

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[09:14] <Espy-HW> Catgonk: post at RTC if you return to pojo
[09:15] <Espy-HW> but be sure to announce it CG
[09:15] <Espy-HW> so you can at least have the crew at pojo back you up
[09:15] <Espy-HW> when kids like "lizardboy" are trying to pwn you
[09:15] <Tourmaline> EN: Dude, you should know by now that I don't_need_help to pwn "kids like lizardboy"
[09:15] <Tourmaline> All I need is someone to stop me from being banned.

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[09:16] <Espy-HW> Catgonk: did you make Hedwig retire from pojo?
[09:16] <Espy-HW> Hedwig quit right away
[09:16] <Tourmaline> EN: HEdwig retired?
[09:16] <Tourmaline> I WIN!
[09:16] <Tourmaline> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[09:16] <Tourmaline> I WIN!!!!!!!!
[09:16] <Espy-HW> Catgonk: yes
[09:16] <Espy-HW> you won
[09:16] <Espy-HW> XD
[09:17] <Espy-HW> ROFL

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[09:17] <@FlareonAtma> I just finished Zack's autobipography, 2001 ways to get beaten up
[09:17] <Zachary> I get depressed easily.

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[09:18] <FlareonAtma> At TPM, the thread of noobies mocking my team vanished within a week
[09:18] <Mithrandir> Atma: It was funny when fish posted a team there.
[09:18] <Tourmaline> I remember when I posted my team at TPM
[09:18] <Tourmaline> It just gets funnier each time!
[09:19] <Tourmaline> The last time I didn't actually get any negative replies...
[09:19] <Tourmaline> ...except for one, who asked me why everyone was so suprised at me being there and if I had "done anything special"

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[09:20] <Mithrandir> CG, the last time I tried to go to your sig, my comp froze.
[09:20] <Tourmaline> My sig > LS's Comp
[09:20] <Mithrandir> So big...meaty...

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[09:23] <`TD> word on the street is that LS is a male prostitute

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[09:24] <Tourmaline> I remember the SMPT...
[09:24] <Tourmaline> I beat all the Uberpymps bar Greg in the warm ups...only to get flogged by a luck-enhanced Lomboy and have my position taken over by Jivera b/c I was at college
[09:25] <FlareonAtma> I had suggested Givera as a joke
[09:25] <FlareonAtma> and Giv wound up with the spot o_o

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simultaneously on AIM..

No BS PiccoloNmk: One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
CAT g ON k: ONE RING TO COOK TWO MINUTE NOODLES IN TWO MINUTES
CAT g ON k: AND ONE TO EAT THEM

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[09:29] <Tourmaline> OMG THE POJO ROOM SUCKS
[09:30] <LavosPhoenix> duh
[09:30] <Mithrandir> CG: Yeah.
[09:30] <FlareonAtma> CG: yah, that's a well-known fact

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[09:30] <EeveeTrainer> Okay!
[09:31] <EeveeTrainer> The virus has been sent to Darryn!
[09:31] * EeveeTrainer waits results
[09:31] <Mithrandir> Oh.
[09:31] <Mithrandir> ;_;
[09:31] <TTS> ET, go away you little cretin..
[09:31] <Mithrandir> One gay to rule them, One gay to find them, One gay to bring them all and in the anus bind them! --Spoof of LotR, geared toward ET.

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[09:33] <Mithrandir> Hey CG, what did chris say to the Pojoer?
[09:34] <Espy-HW> which pojo'er?
[09:34] <Mithrandir> It's rhetorical, you ass.
[09:34] <Tourmaline> "Fuck me in the ass with a red-hot spatula"?
[09:35] <Mithrandir> No, he said "I like to fuck men, but I would fuck you, if you fucked me, meaning that you fucked me but fucking you would be the same as fucking you, and the-" to which the Pojoer interrupted "chris wubs men!"

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All this time, LP had been running some fucking script which spouted random vaguely offensive statements, almost all of which have been removed from this log.

[09:41] <LP_wuvs_you> 14John F. Kennedy dreams of an indian lampshade on a 1936 Maroon Ford Roadster
[09:41] <Brainman> :/
[09:41] <Mithrandir> LP is fucking annoying.
[09:41] <LP_wuvs_you> heh
[09:41] <LP_wuvs_you> exactly
[09:41] <Tourmaline> LP needs to be banned.
[09:41] <LP_wuvs_you> nope
[09:41] <ChaosValentine> LS: No shit sherlock
[09:41] <coolcat> darn right mithrandir

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And so, the Main Event begins.

[09:41] <Tourmaline> LP is quoted in my sig, thanks to Talen
[09:41] <Espy-HW> lol
[09:42] <Espy-HW> what did he say?
[09:42] <LP_wuvs_you> that fucktart?
[09:42] <Tourmaline> I'll go get it now
[09:42] <Espy-HW> LP: :|
[09:42] <Espy-HW> talen isn't a fucktart
[09:42] <LP_wuvs_you> yep
[09:42] <LP_wuvs_you> there aren't many fucktarts, but he's one of them
[09:42] <Espy-HW> :(
[09:42] <Tourmaline> Basically, Talen pretends to hate me in order to ger LP to cough.
[09:42] <Tourmaline> And he also pwns him in a battle.
[09:42] <Espy-HW> ...rofl

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[09:44] <Espy-HW> The Great Dreamer was good at Pokemon?
[09:44] <Tourmaline> TGD was a laugh riot.
[09:44] <ChaosValentine> Esp: He used Onix =P
[09:45] <Tourmaline> TGD was all "yeah, I can beat you because I have unlocked the secrets of Pokemon" and he'd get raped and call it luck
[09:45] <Tourmaline> Even though he always said stuff like "you cannot prove it was luck" and stuff
[09:45] <Tourmaline> I remember once, TGD was_convinced_that he was stalling me
[09:45] <Tourmaline> even though I had a semi-dead Jynx infront of him.
[09:45] <ChaosValentine> And he got the great TGD Clause "No bitching about clauses"
[09:46] <FlareonAtma> TGSD insisted you could make a team of six bedrills that would beat a team of six mewtwos

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[09:47] <Espy-HW> Catgonk: reading this sig actually makes me laugh irl

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[09:48] <FlareonAtma> Mike: ask fanha
[09:48] <Espy-HW> no
[09:48] <Espy-HW> don't ask fanha
[09:48] <Espy-HW> he gets PISSED
[09:48] <coolcat> don't
[09:48] <Espy-HW> let him calm down
[09:48] <Espy-HW> fanha is in a fucking pissy mood...
[09:48] <FlareonAtma> lol
[09:48] <CaptKirby> y is he in a pissy mood eh?
[09:48] <Tourmaline> *sig*
[09:48] <Espy-HW> yeah
[09:48] <Tourmaline> Fanny's always in a pissy mood...
[09:49] <Tourmaline> I would be to if my life sucked so much that I was on AIM for a whole day.

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[09:48] <LavosPhoenix> I don't believe that my name is in your sig then...

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[09:51] <_Espeon_> Dunsparce owned me in the summer once with like T-bolt and double team and some other attack

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[09:52] <LavosPhoenix> CG: I don't see my name in your sig, so I don't believe you have such a quote...
[09:52] <Tourmaline> LP: Perhaps you have the wrong sig.
[09:52] <Tourmaline> LP: I have two sigs.
[09:52] <LavosPhoenix> well.....
[09:52] <Tourmaline> LP: Maybe you are confused.
[09:52] <LavosPhoenix> where's the other one theN?
[09:53] <Tourmaline> http://catgonk.cjb.net
[09:53] <LavosPhoenix> where's the other one then?
[09:53] <LavosPhoenix> ok
[09:53] <Tourmaline> <Tourmaline> http://catgonk.cjb.net PROLE
[09:53] <LavosPhoenix> STFU

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[09:54] <Mithrandir> CG, old PBS matches were FUNNY.
[09:54] <Mithrandir> CH CH CH DT CH CH

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[09:55] <Zachary> I like Gonk's opinion of Char411.

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[09:58] <LavosPhoenix> CG: I searched in both sigs... my name isn't there... It just proves my Fucktart theory
[09:58] <Tourmaline> LP, Okay, I'll go get it myself.
[09:58] <EasternCod> Talen pwned you, as I recall. After you missed a move on his 1337 Pidgeot.
[09:58] <LavosPhoenix> XD
[09:59] <LavosPhoenix> So, he had to be all ignorant and blab it to everyone? That just proves what a fucktart he is

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[09:59] <Mithrandir> Hmph, ET has always been like a combination of Darryn and Fanha.

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So, I show LP the quote. Not how it ends:
[10:02] <Tourmaline> "Just as some background, he was using Moltres, Marowak, and Celebi."
Remember this quote, as well as the timestamp.

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[10:02] <LavosPhoenix> that just proves his idiocy... having to blab things to others like that..
[10:02] <Tourmaline> I think the best part of it all is that LP claims that I don't know anything about the current metagame..yet uses two of my signature Pokemon
[10:02] <LavosPhoenix> XD
[10:03] <LavosPhoenix> which ones?

>_<

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[10:03] <_Espeon_> DUDE, Fanha ISN'T FIT ENOUGH TO TO CLEAN Givera'S TOILET. THE GUY IS A PUNK ASS LITTLE SMACK TALKING BITCH, AND THE ONLY REASON HE TALKS WHAT HE DOES IS BECAUSE HE HANGS AROUND DRE, CUBE, SNOOP AND MANY OTHERS. DUDE, IF Fanha WOULD ACTUALLY TRY AND GET IN A RING WITH ANYONE HE MAKES FUN OF HE WOULD BE "SENT BACK 2 DETRIOT WEARING PANTIES" DUDES A BITCH ASS PUNK, AIN'T NO ONE SCARED OF HIM, IT'S HIS CREW---WE ALL KNOW SNOOP HAS HAD CASES OF MURD
[10:03] <_Espeon_> - MewtwoSama
[10:03] <Tourmaline> EN: That was from a Vanilla Ice MB
[10:03] <_Espeon_> ROFL
[10:03] <Tourmaline> BELIEVE IT OR NOT

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[10:03] <LavosPhoenix> I never payed any attention to your rambling on Azure anyway
[10:04] <LavosPhoenix> so, how would I know what you used?

WRONG ANSWER.

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[10:03] <Zachary> Mewtwosama's wife died.
[10:03] <Zachary> :(
[10:04] <Tourmaline> Mewtw Osama's wife WAS A TALIBAN SPY
[10:04] <Tourmaline> SHE DESERVED DEATH!!!!!!!!111111

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[10:05] <Zachary> CatGonk's too damn sexy to be straight.

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[10:04] <Tourmaline> LP: Are you Charmeleon411?
[10:04] <LavosPhoenix> no
[10:04] <Tourmaline> "I've never read any of your posts"
[10:04] <Tourmaline> I think you are.
[10:04] <LavosPhoenix> why in the fuck would I be him?
[10:04] <Tourmaline> You sound a lot like him.
[10:04] <LavosPhoenix> I'm LavosPhoenix
[10:04] <LavosPhoenix> and, I've always have been
[10:05] <LavosPhoenix> got that?
[10:05] <LavosPhoenix> it's LavosPhoenix
[10:05] <LavosPhoenix> not Charmeleon411

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[10:05] <Tourmaline> LP: If you claim that you never read my posts....
[10:05] <Tourmaline> ...how exactly do you know that I "don't know much about the current metagame"?
[10:06] <LavosPhoenix> well, I don't listen to your rambling, but I still have looked at your teams and such...
[10:06] <Tourmaline> So, you admit looking at my teams.
[10:06] <Tourmaline> Thankyou.
[10:06] <LavosPhoenix> I"m not trying to save
[10:06] <LavosPhoenix> why should I care what your fucking opinion is?
[10:07] <Tourmaline> LP: You also use two of my signature pokes, yet claim that I don't know enough about the current metagame despite also claiming to not read my posts.
[10:07] <Tourmaline> Good work.

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[10:07] <Tourmaline> LP: Are you a chat bot?
[10:07] <FlareonAtma> lol
[10:07] <_Espeon_> HAHAHA
[10:07] <Tourmaline> You've feigned indifference...
[10:07] <Tourmaline> ..claimed to not read my posts..
[10:07] <Tourmaline> ..and aped me..
[10:07] <LavosPhoenix> CatGonk, so you expect me to remember what you used from months ago?
[10:07] <LavosPhoenix> CatGonk, so you expect me to remember what you used from months ago?
[10:07] <ArtificialHuman9> LavosPhoenix is the most flaming bisexual I've ever met. :\
[10:07] <Tourmaline> LP: That quote WAS from months ago.
[10:07] <LavosPhoenix> so?
[10:07] <LavosPhoenix> I don't remember what your pokemon are now, anyway
[10:07] <Mithrandir> LP IS A CHAT BOT!?

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[10:09] <LavosPhoenix> what are your two "signature" pokemon?
[10:10] <LavosPhoenix> I'm asking CG
[10:11] <Bread_Not-Z> lol
[10:11] <Tourmaline> LP: What are you asking me?
[10:11] <LavosPhoenix> what are your two "signature" pokemon?
[10:11] <LavosPhoenix> note the "s
[10:11] <Tourmaline> Read the entire episode in my sig, and try to figure it out for yourself.
[10:11] <LavosPhoenix> well, not
[10:11] <LavosPhoenix> *no
[10:11] <Tourmaline> Well, prole.
[10:11] <LavosPhoenix> I don't believe a fucking word you say then
[10:11] <LavosPhoenix> and, don't call me prole
[10:12] <Tourmaline> "It's not true because I said so! Mommy make the bad man stop!"

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[10:12] <Tourmaline> This is the best chat ever.
[10:12] <Tourmaline> Well, second best.
[10:12] <EasternCod> CG: You may as well remind him of the three Pokemon he was using at the time...
[10:12] <Tourmaline> Cod: Nah.
[10:12] <Tourmaline> I'll see if he can figure it out for himself.
[10:12] <Tourmaline> I have standards, you know.
[10:12] <EasternCod> Good point.

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[10:12] <LavosPhoenix> just because you think you are better then I am, doesn't mean that you have the right to call me prole.... we are all equals here, even though some are not as good as battling as others...
[10:12] <`TD> its pokemon battling
[10:12] <LavosPhoenix> so?
[10:12] <`TD> who gives a flying fuck?

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[10:12] <CaptKirby> bisexual < gay < lesbian < straight
[10:13] <CaptKirby> XD
[10:13] <LavosPhoenix> that's Opinion, CK
[10:13] <LavosPhoenix> opinion = shit
[10:13] <CaptKirby> that's not an opinion LP
[10:13] <CaptKirby> bisexual=gay=lesbian < straight
[10:13] <LavosPhoenix> nope
[10:13] <CaptKirby> there that good?
[10:13] <LavosPhoenix> that's still opinion unless you can back it up with proof
[10:14] <CaptKirby> then sorry LP that's the truth
[10:14] <LavosPhoenix> nope
[10:14] <HairScare> a common shared opinion :D
[10:14] <Tourmaline> it's more like...
[10:14] <Tourmaline> LP << bisexual = gay= lesbian = straight
[10:14] <LavosPhoenix> where's the proof?
[10:14] <Tourmaline> ^_^
[10:14] <Tourmaline> Kirby is just covering for his own sexual preferences.

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[10:15] <LavosPhoenix> well, it doesn't matter what the fuck you think, CK, because it's still opinion, and it's not backed up by fact..... I have yet to see proof that your diagram holds up
[10:15] <CaptKirby> =D

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[10:14] <HolyOmeganAngel> Can someone tell me if Clefable: Psychic, Rollout, Moonlight, Metronome
[10:14] <CaptKirby> OMG
[10:14] <CaptKirby> HOA TOOK MY SUGGESTION!
[10:14] <CaptKirby> NO U IDIOT HOA U CAN'T USE ROLLOUT WITHOUT BELLY DRUM
[10:14] <CaptKirby> -_-
[10:14] <LavosPhoenix> ah.....
[10:14] <Tourmaline> heh
[10:15] <HolyOmeganAngel> FUCKER
[10:15] <CaptKirby> -_-
[10:15] <HolyOmeganAngel> I TOOK UR SUGGESTION, DON"T DARE CALL ME AN IDIOT YOU PUSSY RAG
[10:15] <HolyOmeganAngel> GOD MAKE UR LIL FUCKING -_- face
[10:15] <HolyOmeganAngel> if u don't like it then shut the fuck up

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[10:15] <Tourmaline> this chat is the best thing ever
[10:15] <CaptKirby> XD Tourmaline
[10:15] <CaptKirby> u know it'd be like nothing without me right?
[10:15] <Tourmaline> Guys, I could make an entire sig out of this.
[10:15] <CaptKirby> i'm worth 3 of the average ppl here
[10:15] <Tourmaline> Heh
[10:15] <CaptKirby> in amount of talking that is
[10:16] <Tourmaline> Kirby, for a crackbrained prole, you're pretty damn funny.
[10:16] <Tourmaline> :p
[10:16] <_Espeon_> lol Catgonk

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[10:16] <EasternCod> Why do I have the feeling that sometime before the night's out, this chat will end up in Karp Park?

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[10:17] <CaptKirby> CG-use the bisexual < gay < lesbian < straight thing
[10:17] <CaptKirby> XD
[10:17] <Tourmaline> I will.
[10:17] <CaptKirby> XD!

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[10:17] <Tourmaline> I was hoping that my next sig wouldn't be as blatantly offensive as the other two.

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[10:17] <_Espeon_> Atma: you don't hate me now that you know i post at pojo and left azure do you? ;(

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[10:17] <LavosPhoenix> so, CG, going to ever tell me these "mythical" 2 pokemon that you supposedly say that I use because you do?
[10:17] <LavosPhoenix> oh wait...
[10:17] <LavosPhoenix> that's right....
[10:17] <LavosPhoenix> your an Idiot, so you cannot explain things...
[10:17] <Tourmaline> LP...
[10:18] <Tourmaline> Dude.
[10:18] <LavosPhoenix> don't dude me
[10:18] <Bread_Not-Z> lol
[10:18] <Raptor17> don't dude me?
[10:18] <Tourmaline> You're going to look like such a fuckhead once I cut/paste me giving you the answer about ten minutes ago.
[10:18] <HolyOmeganAngel> Duuudee it was so tubulare
[10:18] <Raptor17> ^_~
[10:18] <HolyOmeganAngel> It sounds so valley...
[10:18] <_Espeon_> lol
[10:18] <LavosPhoenix> I have a name
[10:18] <Raptor17> wow.
[10:18] <CaptKirby> XD tourmaline
[10:18] <Bread_Not-Z> <Tourmaline> You're going to look like such a fuckhead once I cut/paste me giving you the answer about ten minutes ago. XD
[10:19] <LavosPhoenix> if you are talking about the JoltWak thing, I used that before I visited Azure on my WebTV thing...

LOL, he's even a WebTVer, roffle roffle roffle.

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[10:18] <_Espeon_> i wanna be in catgonk's next sig
[10:18] <_Espeon_> except saying cool stuff
[10:18] <_Espeon_> this time
[10:18] <CaptKirby> EN-i think CG is going to put me in his sig
[10:18] <CaptKirby> XD
[10:18] <Tourmaline> Of course.
[10:18] <_Espeon_> and not gay "OMG IAN GARVEY WTF!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111" things
[10:18] <Tourmaline> You are all now celebrities.
[10:19] <Tourmaline> Even LP
[10:19] <Raptor17> really?
[10:19] <_Espeon_> lol
[10:19] <Bread_Not-Z> xd
[10:19] <_Espeon_> CaptKirby, pojo
[10:19] <_Espeon_> XD
[10:19] <Raptor17> I'M A CELEBRITY!
[10:19] <HolyOmeganAngel> NO UR NOT!!!
[10:19] <EasternCod> In the same manner that Bin Laden's a celebrity?

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[10:20] * ChoushizenSuijyouKabi worships Gonk

That's Pikablade, BTW.

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[10:20] <LavosPhoenix> so, I guess that I'll just sit here till these 2 "mythical" pokemon that you supposedly say that I use because you do?

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[10:21] <LavosPhoenix> I'm still waiting, CG


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[10:22] <_Espeon_> *To all of you reading this 00bersig version 3....fuck off*
[10:22] <Tourmaline> Everyone say hello now.
[10:22] <_NW1Ladder_> hello now.
[10:22] <EasternCod> Hello, master.
[10:22] <Raptor17> hello

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[10:22] * EasternCod notes that Nick made Ubersig with "Cat-Gonk is your God"

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[10:22] <LavosPhoenix> I'm still waiting, CG

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[10:23] <LavosPhoenix> I want to see those "mythical" 2 pokemon that you claim I use, because you did....

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[10:23] <Tourmaline> LS, I've said it before, and I'll say it again...
[10:23] <Tourmaline> <Tourmaline> You're going to look like such a fuckhead once I cut/paste me giving you the answer about ten minutes ago.
[10:23] <Tourmaline> LP, even
[10:23] <Tourmaline> Sorry LS@
[10:23] <Tourmaline> LS!, even
[10:23] <LavosPhoenix> XD
[10:23] <Mithrandir> Huh?
[10:23] <Tourmaline> Heh
[10:23] <LavosPhoenix> well.....
[10:23] <Mithrandir> Uh, k.
[10:24] <Tourmaline> Oh dear, don't I look stupid now, but not nearly as stupid as the prole in the corner who's too STUPID to read the quote in my sig CONCERNING HIM
[10:24] <LavosPhoenix> I'm still waiting.......
[10:24] <LavosPhoenix> CG, why? why read what a prole himself states?
[10:24] <LavosPhoenix> it's like reading that book that Al Gore wrote...

I don't think he even knows what he's talking about..

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[10:25] <LavosPhoenix> I'm still waiting, CG

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[10:25] <LavosPhoenix> it's obvious that these two "mythical" pokemon don't exist, because you cannot get them out of your ass

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[10:25] * EasternCod put CG's opinion of Char411 up on his door as a warning to others

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[10:26] <Tourmaline> <Tourmaline> You're going to look like such a fuckhead once I cut/paste me giving you the answer about ten minutes ago.
[10:26] <LavosPhoenix> oh....
[10:26] <LavosPhoenix> that's right...
[10:26] <LavosPhoenix> CG cannot talk
[10:26] <LavosPhoenix> he's one of those Proles that he calls everyone

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The gap here is me taking some time out to talk to Pikablade (quotes in the Anecdote section) and also being IMed by LP.

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In conversation with LP:

[10:34] <LavosPhoenix> Ok, let's settle this now.... Just because you think that everyone is lower in "power" then you, doesn't mean you have the right to call them a Prole... it's a sign of ignorance putting down other people to make yourself feel "bigger". Oh, and I'm still waiting for those two "mythical" pokemon that you claim that I used after because you did.... it's obvious that those pokemon don't exist, as you cannot come up with thier names...
[10:35] <Tourmaline> Sigh...
[10:35] <Tourmaline> MOLTRES
[10:35] <Tourmaline> SEREBII
[10:35] <LavosPhoenix> I don't use Moltres
[10:35] <LavosPhoenix> and, I don't use Serebii
[10:35] <Tourmaline> Oh, and I'm going to take Talen's word over yours?
[10:35] <LavosPhoenix> there
[10:35] <LavosPhoenix> solved
[10:35] <Tourmaline> Especially when he said it to your face?
[10:35] <LavosPhoenix> I'll show you my team
[10:35] <Tourmaline> You forget...
[10:35] <LavosPhoenix> I've NEVER
[10:35] <LavosPhoenix> EVER
[10:35] <LavosPhoenix> used Moltres
[10:35] <Tourmaline> Whatever your team is now IS BESIDE THE POINT.
[10:35] <LavosPhoenix> I've used Serebii
[10:36] <LavosPhoenix> but, not because you did
[10:36] <Tourmaline> Hah
[10:36] <LavosPhoenix> especially with your moveset
[10:36] <LavosPhoenix> *shudders*
[10:36] <Tourmaline> Funny how you can say that I don't know a thing about the current metagame, yet use half of my Pokemon.
[10:36] <Tourmaline> I'm not accusing you of aping me, well, not as much.
[10:36] <Tourmaline> I'm calling you a_fuckhead_because you've contradicted yourself.
[10:37] <Tourmaline> I'm also calling you a_fuckhead_for the inability to read English, as if you had some grasp of language you'd have heard what I said_earlier_.
[10:37] <LavosPhoenix> half your pokemon?
[10:37] <LavosPhoenix> ROFL
[10:38] <LavosPhoenix> and, it's fucktart
[10:38] <LavosPhoenix> but, of course
[10:38] <Tourmaline> Fucktard = fuckhead + retard.
[10:38] <Tourmaline> But of course, you wouldn't have figured that out.
[10:38] <LavosPhoenix> coming from one that has to call people proles to make himself feel big
[10:38] <LavosPhoenix> it's not my problem
[10:39] <Tourmaline> Heh, I use "prole" in the same way people use "newbie".
[10:39] <Tourmaline> There's nothing wrong with being new, after all.
[10:39] <Tourmaline> So, if we're going to be elitist, might as well go the whole way.
[10:40] <LavosPhoenix> I already know I suck, but I'm not no n00b... old-fashioned and stadardish
[10:40] <LavosPhoenix> but...
[10:45] <Tourmaline> well?
[10:46] <LavosPhoenix> I love ending that like
[10:46] <LavosPhoenix> that
[10:46] <LavosPhoenix> XD
[10:46] <LavosPhoenix> ... ownz
[10:46] <LavosPhoenix> now, I really don't have anything against you, except the Prole thing
[10:46] <Tourmaline> "Prole" has been widely accepted as an in-joke.
[10:46] * LavosPhoenix watches you put this in #pokebattle
[10:46] <LavosPhoenix> not by me
[10:47] <Tourmaline> Nah, I'll put this in my sig, too much of it for the chat.
[10:47] <Tourmaline> Like I said to Char411, the day everyone else stops saying it, I'll consider it.
[10:47] <LavosPhoenix> I'd rather that you wouldn't
[10:47] <Tourmaline> I don't care about what you'd rather have me do.
[10:54] <LavosPhoenix> but, if you have to be a showoff, and put things in your sig that don't matter at all, and point out the idiocy of other people, then go ahead

Note the delay between my reply and his last comment. Note that he also admits to me destroying him with "point out the idiocy of other people".

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[10:31] <LavosPhoenix> it's obvious that these two "mythical" pokemon don't exist, because you cannot get them out of your ass

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[10:35] <LavosPhoenix> CG, ever going to answer?
[10:36] <Mithrandir> God LP, shut up.
[10:36] <Mithrandir> LP, for fuck's sake, shut up.
[10:36] <LavosPhoenix> I am not talking, LS
[10:36] <LavosPhoenix> you need to learn the art of STU
[10:36] <LavosPhoenix> *STFU

*uses crazy STU style kung-fu*

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[10:38] <Tourmaline> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:38] <Tourmaline> THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
[10:38] <Tourmaline> LP MESSAGED ME PERSONALLY.
[10:38] <Espy-Training_Pokemon> lol
[10:38] <Espy-Training_Pokemon> SHOW
[10:39] <Espy-Training_Pokemon> SHOW IT
[10:39] <EasternCod> PLEASE?
[10:39] <_NW1Ladder_> yes
[10:39] <_NW1Ladder_> plz show
[10:39] <LavosPhoenix> I'll show it
[10:39] <Mithrandir> Probably "pls stfu you make me cry"
[10:39] <LavosPhoenix> XD
[10:39] <_NW1Ladder_> XD
[10:39] <LavosPhoenix> I said nothing of the sort

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[10:39] <Espy-Training_Pokemon> awww, LP is cool
[10:40] <_NW1Ladder_> gasp
[10:40] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> o.o
[10:40] <Espy-Training_Pokemon> O_O
[10:40] <chris-project-sneak> =-o

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[10:40] <Tourmaline> <LavosPhoenix> I already know I suck
[10:40] <Tourmaline> <LavosPhoenix> I already know I suck
[10:40] <Tourmaline> <LavosPhoenix> I already know I suck
[10:40] <_NW1Ladder_> gaspo @ the quote
[10:40] <Tourmaline> XD
[10:40] <LavosPhoenix> duh
[10:40] <chris-project-sneak> :o
[10:40] <Espy-Training_Pokemon> XD
[10:40] <Espy-Training_Pokemon> booo! lp has low self-esteem
[10:40] <_NW1Ladder_> heh
[10:40] <LavosPhoenix> I told these people this a million times, haven't I?
[10:40] <Mithrandir> LP sucks! EXTRA EXTRA!
[10:40] <_NW1Ladder_> ...
[10:41] <LavosPhoenix> I don't have low self-esteem
[10:41] <LavosPhoenix> I just know my boundaries
[10:41] <Espy-Training_Pokemon> <LavosPhoenix> I already know I suck

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[10:41] <Tourmaline> omg, i have to calm down, i'm laughing so hard...
[10:41] <Tourmaline> excuse me for a moment

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[10:41] <LavosPhoenix> yeah, so?
[10:41] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Hehehe
[10:41] <LavosPhoenix> Of course I suck
[10:41] <Espy-Training_Pokemon> lol
[10:42] <LavosPhoenix> haven't I told you people about my suckiness a thousand times before?
[10:42] <EasternCod> LP: Yes, but we like hearing it.

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[10:42] <CaptKirby> ne1 that uses drugs
[10:42] <CaptKirby> is stupider than LP for fucking men
[10:42] <Bread_Not-Z> XD

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[10:43] <LavosPhoenix> Kyle Buxton = LavosPhoenix
[10:43] <LavosPhoenix> 531 La Rue St.
[10:43] <LavosPhoenix> Collinsville, Illinois 62234
[10:43] <LavosPhoenix> (618) 345-8609
[10:43] <LavosPhoenix> theres my address again
[10:43] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Hehe
[10:43] <LavosPhoenix> go ahead
[10:43] <LavosPhoenix> it's LavosPhoenix
[10:43] <Bread_Not-Z> lol
[10:43] <Mithrandir> LP, CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET?
[10:43] <_NW1Ladder_> it's PhavosLoenix!
[10:43] <chris-project-sneak> no counter
[10:43] <LavosPhoenix> it's LavosPhoenix
[10:43] <chris-project-sneak> ;.;
[10:43] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Time for stalk LP
[10:43] <Bread_Not-Z> XD
[10:43] <_NW1Ladder_> it's PhavosLoenix!
[10:43] <LavosPhoenix> it's DickJizz!
[10:43] * ChoushizenSuijyouKabi loads a rifle
[10:43] <Mithrandir> DickJizzCum.
[10:43] <LavosPhoenix> do you know where collinsville, IL is?

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[10:43] <Tourmaline> TODAYS EPISODE OF SEXORME STREET WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTERS C AND G
[10:43] <Mithrandir> lol CG
[10:44] <_NW1Ladder_> capital work CG
[10:44] <Bread_Not-Z> xd

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[10:44] <Mithrandir> DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND CHRIS IRRESISTABLY UGLY?

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[10:44] <_Espeon_> LP: when was the last time you were fucked?
[10:45] <LavosPhoenix> 11 days ago
[10:45] <LavosPhoenix> today's the 15th, right?
[10:45] <Tourmaline> LP, seriously are you bi? I always find myself getting into fights with bisexual people for some reason, anyone remember Regulus from AGNP?
[10:45] <LavosPhoenix> yes, I am Bi

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And now, for the second event.

[10:46] *** Ditto has joined #pokebattle
[10:46] <Ditto> hello all
[10:46] <Ditto> can i have ur attention please
[10:46] <EasternCod> No.
[10:46] <chris-project-sneak> no
[10:46] <chris-project-sneak> you cant
[10:47] *** Elfstone has joined #pokebattle
[10:47] <Mithrandir> HELLO ELFSTONE.]
[10:47] *** Elfstone has left #pokebattle
[10:47] <Mithrandir> ...BYE ELFSTONE.
[10:47] <Mithrandir> WHAT A NOOB.
[10:47] <Ditto> i can have this room set to +m if i have to
[10:47] <LavosPhoenix> and why would you do that, Ditto?
[10:47] <Ditto> you ppl will listen to me
[10:47] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Oh Ditto, stfu
[10:48] <chris-project-sneak> ...
[10:48] <Bread_Not-Z> lol

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[10:48] <Ditto> ChoushizenSuijyouKabi do you know who i am
[10:48] <LavosPhoenix> I wouldn't do that
[10:48] <Tourmaline> nice
[10:48] <EasternCod> Have people been harassing #gayjo again?
[10:48] <Bread_Not-Z> xd
[10:48] <Tourmaline> hahahaha
[10:48] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> I don't give a fuck
[10:48] <LavosPhoenix> probably
[10:48] <chris-project-sneak> ditto is like a fake IRCop I bet
[10:48] <chris-project-sneak> :P
[10:48] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> So meh at j00
[10:48] <Tourmaline> i'll stay out of this one and give everyone else a chance to show off their best for the sig.

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[10:48] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Go fux0r LS's mom
[10:48] <Ditto> elfstone please show this idiot the door
[10:48] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Haha
[10:48] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> I see no idiots but yourself
[10:48] <_NW1Ladder_> ...
[10:48] <Bread_Not-Z> nyce ;)
[10:48] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP
[10:49] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Do you know who I am?
[10:49] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Huh?
[10:49] <_Espeon_> =o
[10:49] <Tourmaline> rah rah rah pikablade! *shakes pompoms*
[10:49] <CaptKirby> not like ur important
[10:49] <LavosPhoenix> XD
[10:49] * CaptKirby runz!
[10:49] <_NW1Ladder_> :x
[10:49] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> I am your fucking GODDESS.
[10:49] <_Espeon_> pikablade is pwning that ditto kid
[10:49] <Ditto> wait for it
[10:49] <Mithrandir> Ditto is the server runner guy thing.
[10:49] <LavosPhoenix> XD
[10:49] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> I DON'T CARE.
[10:49] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> NO ONE MESSES WIT WADDLE
[10:49] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> NO ONE
[10:49] <_Espeon_> yeah, dee is a goddess
[10:49] <Mithrandir> And I hear Ditto's also a pojobie.
[10:50] <Mithrandir> WADDLE IS NOT DEE, WADDLE IS WADDLE. DERANGED IS DEE.
[10:50] <CaptKirby> NO ONE CAN MESS WITH THE PRINCE OF ALL PUFFBALLS!
[10:50] <chris-project-sneak> ...
[10:50] <chris-project-sneak> =-o
[10:50] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Hahahaha, Pojobies < Waddle
[10:50] *** ChoushizenSuijyouKabi has quit IRC (Kill by Elfstone!Slayer-X@irc.mediadriven.ops (Em, Ditto said so.))
[10:50] <_Espeon_> O_O
[10:50] <_Espeon_> bullshit
[10:50] <LavosPhoenix> crap
[10:50] <_Espeon_> that's bullshit
[10:50] <Tourmaline> hahahhaha
[10:50] <Mithrandir> =-O
[10:50] <Ditto> now who wants to be next

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[10:50] *** ChoushizenSuijyouKabi has joined #pokebattle
[10:50] <chris-project-sneak> me
[10:50] <chris-project-sneak> :/
[10:50] <EasternCod> VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!
[10:50] <chris-project-sneak> do it
[10:50] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Oh, you're funny.
[10:50] <_Espeon_> ditto = abuse of power?
[10:50] <Mithrandir> Espeon: IT'S HIS SERVER.
[10:50] <_NW1Ladder_> gaspo
[10:50] <_NW1Ladder_> :o
[10:50] <Ditto> i am the server owner and i decide what abuse of power is
[10:50] <_Espeon_> oh
[10:50] <_Espeon_> XD
[10:50] <Bread_Not-Z> ch
[10:50] <LavosPhoenix> ah...
[10:50] <LavosPhoenix> well, what do you want then?
[10:51] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Oh please.
[10:51] <_NW1Ladder_> gasp
[10:51] * _NW1Ladder_ hides
[10:51] <Ditto> i actually came here to help
[10:51] <_Espeon_> shouldn't he be an ircOP?
[10:51] <Mithrandir> I hear he's a pojobie, tho.
[10:51] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Abuse of power is a kill for no damn reason.
[10:51] <_Espeon_> lol
[10:51] <_Espeon_> Ditto: do you go to pojo?
[10:51] <Ditto> but since i got such a great reception i am rethinking it
[10:51] <CaptKirby> <Ditto> i am the server owner and i decide what abuse of power is<-----HE'S THE SERVER OWNER?!
[10:51] <CaptKirby> o_O
[10:51] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Hehehehe
[10:51] <Mithrandir> Ditto, how can YOU help us?
[10:51] * _NW1Ladder_ has been behaving, please don't punish him! =(
[10:51] <_Espeon_> OMG DITTO WTF!!!!!!!!!!11111111oneoneoneoneone
[10:51] <LavosPhoenix> XD
[10:51] <we> HI DITTO DO YOU REMEMBER ME, DO YOU REMEMBER VEACHIAN/VENUSAUR64?!
[10:51] <Bread_Not-Z> xd
[10:51] <_Espeon_> Dkotto: you go to pojo?
[10:51] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Kekeke
[10:51] <Mithrandir> Nick, you're a whiny ass.
[10:51] <Mithrandir> ;(

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[10:52] <Ditto> it has come to my attention that there is a hacker wannabe causing probs here
[10:52] <_NW1Ladder_> ...
[10:52] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Oh
[10:52] <_NW1Ladder_> gasp
[10:52] * ChoushizenSuijyouKabi hides
[10:52] * _Espeon_ points at ET
[10:52] * _NW1Ladder_ looks around
[10:52] * _Espeon_ runz
[10:52] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> ;P
[10:52] <Mithrandir> It's ET.
[10:52] * LavosPhoenix points at ET
[10:52] <Mithrandir> EeveeTrainer.
[10:52] <_Espeon_> lol
[10:52] <_Espeon_> vET
[10:52] <HolyOmeganAngel> IM BACK
[10:52] * EasternCod points at ET
[10:52] <_Espeon_> *ET
[10:52] <LavosPhoenix> ET PHONE HOME!
[10:52] <LavosPhoenix> guy
[10:52] <Bread_Not-Z> lol
[10:52] <HolyOmeganAngel> U missed ME!!!
[10:52] <_Espeon_> everyone points at ET
[10:52] <_Espeon_> lol
[10:52] <HolyOmeganAngel> ADMIT IT
[10:52] <CaptKirby> XD
[10:52] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Maybe not.
[10:52] <CaptKirby> everyone accusing ET
[10:52] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> You never know
[10:52] <CaptKirby> not nice
[10:52] * Tourmaline points at ET
[10:52] <chris-project-sneak> ...
[10:52] * ChoushizenSuijyouKabi is sure Darryn and Lordy could be behind it
[10:52] <Mithrandir> I suggest you kline EeveeTrainer; no one likes him, and he HAXOR!!!
[10:52] <_Espeon_> lol
[10:52] <Tourmaline> YES
[10:52] * _NW1Ladder_ points at ET </following the trend>
[10:52] <EasternCod> LS: DAMN STRAIGHT
[10:52] <CaptKirby> o_O
[10:52] <Tourmaline> EEVEE TRAINER IS A HACKER
[10:53] * chris-project-sneak POINTS AT..the devil
[10:53] <chris-project-sneak> ;)
[10:53] <HolyOmeganAngel> be behind what
[10:53] <Bread_Not-Z> lol
[10:53] <Tourmaline> BAN HIM
[10:53] <Tourmaline> BAN HIM NOW
[10:53] <Mithrandir> CK: Another IRCOp.
[10:53] <_NW1Ladder_> ...
[10:53] <_NW1Ladder_> :x

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[10:54] <Mithrandir> I liked in sorcery how the opers WEREN'T newbies.
[10:54] <SuperSlayerDragonWaddle> LS: No fucking kidding.
[10:54] <Ditto> now do i ahve ur attention
[10:54] <Ditto> have*
[10:54] <_Espeon_> yes Ditto you do...
[10:54] <Mithrandir> Ditto: Not really.
[10:54] <Bread_Not-Z> lol
[10:54] <SuperSlayerDragonWaddle> Ditto: Not only no, HELL NO.
[10:54] * _Espeon_ points at ET..."it was him"
[10:54] <_NW1Ladder_> meep
[10:54] <Bread_Not-Z> lol
[10:54] <Mithrandir> Nick likes to suck up.
[10:54] <_NW1Ladder_> :x
[10:54] <_Espeon_> NW: stop ass kissing
[10:54] <Mithrandir> GOD I hate him.
[10:54] <_Espeon_> fucking brown-noser

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[10:55] <Ditto> i can have myself opped in here
[10:55] <_Espeon_> Ditto: we know....
[10:55] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> We don't like assholes.
[10:55] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> :/
[10:55] <chris-project-sneak> =-o

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[10:55] <Tourmaline> I think now would be a good time to try and get some of that hot eggdroppy action...
[10:56] <Tourmaline> ...so I can kick ET and laugh XD

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[10:56] <Ditto> and since i won't do that right now i will leave this message
[10:56] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> :P
[10:56] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Yeah, I have a message for you too.
[10:57] <Ditto> ChoushizenSuijyouKabi shut up before you get ur lamer ass banned from the server
[10:57] <Mithrandir> =-O!!!!
[10:57] <_Espeon_> she's not lame...
[10:57] <Tourmaline> Hah
[10:57] <_Espeon_> why are you coming in here insulting someone we all like?
[10:57] <Tourmaline> If that's not abuse of power, I don't know what is.
[10:57] <_NW1Ladder_> Ditto talk bad to Waddle!
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> /"\
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> |\./|
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> | |
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> | |
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> |>~<|
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> | |
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> /'\| |/'\..
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> /~\| | | | \
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> | =[@]= | | \
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> | | | | | \
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> | ~ ~ ~ ~ |` )
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> | /
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> \ /
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> \ /
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> \ _____ /
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> |--//''`\--|
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> | (( +==)) |
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> |--\_|_//--|
[10:57] <_Espeon_> and why do all the pojobies use the word "Lame" so much?
[10:57] <Tourmaline> love it
[10:57] <_Espeon_> lol
[10:57] <Mithrandir> Nice flooding, waddle. ;(
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> 8D
[10:57] <chris-project-sneak> O_O
[10:57] *** ChoushizenSuijyouKabi was kicked by _NW1Ladder_ (...)
[10:57] *** ChoushizenSuijyouKabi has joined #pokebattle
[10:57] <LavosPhoenix> heh
[10:57] <_Espeon_> LOL
[10:57] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Nick, calm your balls DOWN already

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[10:57] <_Espeon_> Catgonk: i hope you're taking this down for your SIG
[10:57] <Tourmaline> Yes
[10:57] <Tourmaline> "Revenge Of The Pojo Mods"
[10:57] <_Espeon_> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:58] <Mithrandir> Is Ditto a pojo mod?
[10:58] <_Espeon_> this is gonna be HOT
[10:58] <Mithrandir> Makes sense.
[10:58] <Tourmaline> Heh
[10:58] <_Espeon_> no...but he acts like a pojo mod
[10:58] <Tourmaline> though if it was they'd be taking it out on me and not Pikablade.
[10:58] <_Espeon_> basically when he kicked Dee he said: "*LOCKED*"

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[10:58] *** ChoushizenSuijyouKabi has quit IRC (You are temporarily banned from this server. Ditto Says to calm down)
[10:58] <_Espeon_> XD
[10:58] <_Espeon_> !!!!
[10:58] <Tourmaline> LOL
[10:58] <Mithrandir> SPNAK!
[10:58] <Tourmaline> SPNAK!
[10:59] * Atlantic_Salmon watches LS and CG layeth the SPNAK down

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[10:59] <Mithrandir> I can't believe waddle is akilled. ;_;
[11:00] <Mithrandir> It's all NICK'S FAULT!

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[11:02] <Ditto> ok ppl i will come back in a few mins and see if you ppl are smart enuff to listen then

He never came back, BTW.

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[11:03] <Mithrandir> KamIKazE SeNShI: LS. Tell that fat bastard that Waddle will pwn his ass someday. Please.
[11:03] <Tourmaline> Maybe when you're smart enough to type in some kind of proper manner, we will.
[11:03] * Atlantic_Salmon wonders if a server owner can be kbanned
[11:03] *** Ditto has left #pokebattle

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[11:04] <Tourmaline> excuse me, i need to take a shower.

...and the chat sucked from then on.

------[the morning after]------

Anecdotes:

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CaptainCunnilate: And, lol, LP's a fuckwad. ALWAYS has been.

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[10:44] <Espy-Training_Pokemon> you know LP has sex with a boy on weekends right?
[10:44] <Tourmaline> wouldn't suprise me

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[10:24] * ChoushizenSuijyouKabi secks j00 up
[10:24] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> krazy Purin
[10:24] <Tourmaline> :p

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[10:24] <Tourmaline> Good God, this is the best chat ever.
[10:24] <Tourmaline> LP is the biggest idiot I've seen in a while.
[10:25] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> LOL yes, he is a bit screwy :P
[10:25] <Tourmaline> One of my friends tricked him into badmouthing me, and I quoted it in my sig.
[10:26] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Hehe

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[10:26] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> b00, I can't look at siggytuff :(
[10:26] <Tourmaline> How come?
[10:26] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> something about exceeding data transfer
[10:26] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> :/
[10:27] <Tourmaline> OHH YEAH
[10:27] <Tourmaline> my sig > your ISP
[10:27] <Tourmaline> lol
[10:27] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> LOL

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While on the subject of AIM names...
[10:28] <Tourmaline> "Sailor Gonk" was the best, but i lost the pass >_<
[10:28] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> I can't change my nick enough :(
[10:28] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Hehehehe
[10:28] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Sailor Gonk
[10:28] * ChoushizenSuijyouKabi imagines you in a sailor fuku
[10:28] <Tourmaline> PURIN POWER MAKE UP
[10:28] * ChoushizenSuijyouKabi giggles
[10:28] <Tourmaline> >-*
[10:29] <Tourmaline> :-*, even
[10:29] <Tourmaline> heh
[10:29] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> hehehe

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[10:38] <Tourmaline> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:38] <Tourmaline> THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
[10:38] <Tourmaline> LP MESSAGED ME PERSONALLY
[10:38] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> XD
[10:38] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> Paste here :D
[10:39] <Tourmaline> It'll be in my sig, ALL of it...hahahahahahahaha
[10:39] <ChoushizenSuijyouKabi> ooooooh
[10:40] * ChoushizenSuijyouKabi can't wait to see >:D

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CaptainCunnilate: ditto is such an asshole
CAT g ON k: yeah, no shit

CAT g ON k: he acts like a pojoer.
CaptainCunnilate: I'm pretty sure he IS one.

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CAT g ON k: Today has been a great day in the history of chatlogs.
CaptainCunnilate: Indeed it has.
CaptainCunnilate: Indeed it has.

CAT g ON k: I'll tell you what though
CAT g ON k: Today has been a great day in the history of chatlogs.
KamIKazE SeNShI: ooooh

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KamIKazE SeNShI: Sweet.
CAT g ON k: Yep
KamIKazE SeNShI: AKilled by the server owner.
CAT g ON k: We claimed the SPNAK for you.
KamIKazE SeNShI: I luv it.
CAT g ON k: ^_^
KamIKazE SeNShI: You did!
KamIKazE SeNShI: =D
CAT g ON k: You win
KamIKazE SeNShI: l33t
KamIKazE SeNShI: Waddle always wins in teh end...
KamIKazE SeNShI: with help of course ;P
CAT g ON k: heh

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CAT g ON k: excuse me, i need to take a shower.
CAT g ON k: :-*:-*:-*
KamIKazE SeNShI: hehehe
KamIKazE SeNShI: :-*
KamIKazE SeNShI: have fun

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KamIKazE SeNShI: Hahahaha! One day waddle will pwn his sorry "lamer" ass! He'll just have to wait...::crazy laughs::

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SendInTehClownz: hahahaha
SendInTehClownz: LP is a fucking moron
SendInTehClownz: <LavosPhoenix> No, it's not "lp", and it's not "LP", it's "LavosPhoenix"
SendInTehClownz: <LavosPhoenix> Don't call me by anything else
SendInTehClownz: he thinks he needs special attention because he's bisexual
CAT g ON k: Heh
CAT g ON k: It's always like that
CAT g ON k: I have no problem with gay men or gay women, but I always seem to get into arguments with bisexuals.

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SendInTehClownz: he calls himself "stupid" and "a fag" quite often as well.
SendInTehClownz: Freudian slips, perhaps.

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CaptainCunnilate: Yeah yeah, and about your sig - most of that shit, I dunno what the FUCK I was thinking.
CAT g ON k: Dude, you're not the first person to say that, and I'm certain that you won't be the last.
CaptainCunnilate: I know.

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SendInTehClownz: Hahahahaha
SendInTehClownz: you are god
SendInTehClownz: my own personal Jesus Christ
CAT g ON k: :-*
SendInTehClownz: That would have to be the Best Log Ever

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[13:05] <`Espeon> lol Catgonk's Sig = 1337
[13:05] <`Espeon> RFOL!!!!!!!
[13:06] <`Espeon> basically: Catgonk succeeded in making LP look like the biggest faggot ever

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MY EYES ARE EVERYWHERE:

IDK20: LavosPhoenix: people can call me an Idiot, because I am one, but they cannot be claiming that I'm not male, or not bi, or claim that I'm some sort of "prole" Oh, and tell him to STFU, he's really full of bullshit, the kind of scum that shouldn't be on this earth. Oh, and If you relay this to him. (Which I know you will) then.................
IDK20: best quote evar

IDK20: LavosPhoenix: well, He'll be the first person I'll ever have to put on ignore... because all he'll do it go on his power trip, oh, and I would be so very nice of you if you wouldn't tell him this either, but, if you are going to, just remind yourself to not talk to me again, ok?
IDK20: oops
CAT g ON k: ^_^
CAT g ON k: ^_^
CAT g ON k: ^_^
CAT g ON k: victory

IDK20: LavosPhoenix: well, this is enough... All you do is relay stuff to your "God". before I go... "Thank god that I can always ignore the ProleGonk"

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CAT g ON k: Remember that LavosPhoenix guy you were talking to, who started bagging me?
CAT g ON k: I confronted him in a chatroom.
CAT g ON k: The results were...hilarious
Aoryuu: Oh, yeah, the shithead? Has he told you I'm a cunt yet?
CAT g ON k: Yes, yes he has
CAT g ON k: Repeatedly, in fact
CAT g ON k: You should feel proud
Aoryuu: I am, quite.

Aoryuu: [09:42] <Tourmaline> Basically, Talen pretends to hate me in order to ger LP to cough.


Hey, that is so not true - I was bitching about you completely normally! ;p
CAT g ON k: I was covering for you, bitch
Aoryuu: Heh. Nah, let it be known. ;p I bitch about you to your face as bad as I do behind your back, because I know, unlike people who are typically concerned about their penis sizes, that you're both big enough to take it and mature enough to understand just what the fuck I mean.
CAT g ON k: Of course.
CAT g ON k: heh, I love it when people can actually take a joke
Aoryuu: But of course, you homosexual cunt.
CAT g ON k: Indeed, fanfaggot

CAT g ON k: But yeah, what did you think of the flogging?
Aoryuu: [10:35] <LavosPhoenix> I've used Serebii
[10:36] <LavosPhoenix> but, not because you did
[10:36] <Tourmaline> Hah
[10:36] <LavosPhoenix> especially with your moveset


Ho ho ho
Aoryuu: It's fucking brilliant. Wish I was there. Shame.
CAT g ON k: Heh
CAT g ON k: Was he using my set as well?
CAT g ON k: I love it where he says that he doesn't read any of my posts....except my team ones
Aoryuu: Stu-Fu KICK!
Aoryuu: What was it again?
CAT g ON k: What was what what?
CAT g ON k: Oh, my set
CAT g ON k: Solarbeam, DT, BP, Recover
Aoryuu: Baton Pass, DT, Heal Bell/Recover, Solarbeam/Psychic, wasn't it?
Aoryuu: He had it. And a sunny daying FB Moltres
CAT g ON k: with Substitute and Whirlwind?
Aoryuu: Ayep.
Aoryuu: And a fireblasting Marowak
CAT g ON k: ROTFL
CAT g ON k: HAHAHAHAHAHA
CAT g ON k: I own his soul

------[defender of the realm]------

Cat-Gonk Fights The Power: Half the age, twice the penis

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As usual, Ditto's in the chatroom talking shit about his ability to ban people, and as usual, someone snaps. Only in this case, it was none other than yours truly..

[11:02] <Ditto> i have been at this for longer than most of you have been at a computer
[11:02] <JetBlackValias> =-O
[11:02] * FlareonAtma is 22, he has been using computers for 18 years.
[11:02] <Ditto> and i enjoy playing that game
[11:03] <Ditto> FlareonAtma i don't think you have any idea of what ur dealing with when you talk to me lol
[11:04] <JetBlackValias> Sorry, Ditto, but I refuse to believe that someone who types like a newbie and acts like a spoilt toddler could possibly be more knowledgeable than anyone here

*cracks knuckles* LET'S GET IT ON.

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[11:04] <Jolteon_X> Ditto- If you have been on computers for so many years, why don't you learn to type full words and use capitalization?
[11:06] <Ditto> hahahahahaha JetBlackValias the only newbie typing i see here is not coming from me lol, the HaX0r dictionary is not one i care to use since it is beneath me

Note the timestamp. It's taken him TWO MINUTES to type something IN "SHORTHAND".

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[11:06] <JetBlackValias> Translation: <Ditto> ur a newbie and i am above typing correctly
[11:06] <Ditto> perhaps you would care to demonstrate ur immense knowledge of computers lol
[11:06] <WaddleDoo|AFK> Ditto,no offense but,you type like a CS N00b.
[11:06] <Espeon`> XD
[11:06] <JetBlackValias> Perhaps you would like to demonstrate command of the English language
[11:06] <NickWhiz1[LCL]> XD
[11:06] <MrTest> ;[

Even Nick, the biggest ass-kisser in the room couldn't help but laugh.

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[11:07] <Espeon`> O_O
[11:07] <Fanha> gawd...
[11:07] <NickWhiz1[LCL]> wow
[11:07] * Espeon` sits back and eats Popcorn
[11:07] <LavosPhoenix> -_-
[11:07] <MrTest> Fanha
[11:07] <Fanha> he won't give up...
[11:07] <NickWhiz1[LCL]> Gonk is arguing with a server admin.
[11:07] <NickWhiz1[LCL]> :x
[11:07] <JetBlackValias> I'd take you seriously if you weren't acting like a spoilt child.

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[11:07] <Ditto> I would be happy to demonstrate my knowledge of the english language
[11:07] <NickWhiz1[LCL]> :x
[11:07] <JetBlackValias> Thankyou.
[11:07] <JetBlackValias> That's a step in the right direction, at least.
[11:07] <JetBlackValias> Now I can listen to you without thinking "Who's this idiot trying to kline me?"

[11:07] <LavosPhoenix> ProleGonk, will you be quiet?
[11:07] <LavosPhoenix> geez
[11:08] <JetBlackValias> Shut up, LP.
[11:08] <NickWhiz1[LCL]> heh
[11:08] <Espeon`> lol LP stfu man
[11:08] <LavosPhoenix> no, I shall not shut up, ProleGonk

And Ditto's typing lasts for all of one minute..and the only bisexual in the room more than proves his sexuality by planting his lips right on Ditto's ass..

[11:08] <Ditto> JetBlackValias u really need to learn to respect ur betters
[11:08] <Espeon`> <Ditto> JetBlackValias u really need to learn to respect ur betters <----Uh HE WENT THERE!!!
[11:09] <Ditto> now JetBlackValias please show me how l33t you are lol
[11:09] <LavosPhoenix> yes, ProleGonk, please show us your "1337ness"
[11:09] <Ditto> and btw

Note that there was no statement leading on from that "BTW", in neither this chopped log nor the actual transcript.

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[11:09] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: By managing to type in a manner that looks remotely civilised, I'd say that I already have.
[11:09] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: I've got no problem with you being an admin.
[11:10] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: I also have no problem with you coming in here to sort stuff out.
[11:10] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: But at least behave like a server owner.
[11:10] <JetBlackValias> I don't think I have to remind you of the reception you got when you first came here
[11:10] <JetBlackValias> Oh dear, I think he's gone off to kline me
[11:10] <JetBlackValias> ^_^

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[11:10] <Ditto> JetBlackValias u really should learn to distinguish between one who types shorthand in the name of brevity and one who does not know how to spell
[11:10] <MrTest> Doesn't make much sense to skip certain grammatical necessaities in a sentence if you're still typing out 'JetBlackValias'

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[11:10] <JetBlackValias> Someone make sure to claim the SPNAK when I get kicked
[11:10] <Espeon`> -_-
[11:10] <Espeon`> if he klines you, that's just....victory on Gonk's side...

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[11:10] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: I type in shorthand often
[11:11] <MonStar> Battle ANyone?
[11:11] <Espeon`> Gonk: affirmative
[11:11] <Draco889> this is like a fucking war room!
[11:11] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: However, I don't do it when I'm trying to be in a position of authority.
[11:11] <JetBlackValias> ditto: Seriously.
[11:11] <WaddleDoo|AFK> Right Gonk.
[11:11] <Jolteon_X> 0wnage!
[11:11] * FlareonAtma has to admit, "u" and "ur" instead of "you" and "your" DOES look newbiesh (no offense)
[11:11] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: Did you expect anyone to take you seriously when you first came in here, not saying that you were the mod or anything, and told everyone to shut up and listen?

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[11:11] <Ditto> unlike you i don't need to prove my power, it's simply understood
[11:11] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: Understood?
[11:12] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: Of course, that would explain why you had to kline Pikablade.

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[11:13] <Ditto> JetBlackValias i am still awaiting a demonstration of this enormous talent you clain to have
[11:13] <WaddleDoo|AFK> Yo show him CatGonk!
[11:13] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: What, you want me get my friends together and set up an eggdrop so you can ban me for hacking?

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[11:14] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: Tell me, how old are you.
[11:14] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: If you've been at this for so long, tell me, how old are you.
[11:14] * FlareonAtma thinks a pokemon battle between Ditto and CG would be interesting...
[11:14] * Espeon` guesses Ditto to be ab it younger than me
[11:14] <Espeon`> around 16 or so
[11:14] <WaddleDoo> 15 at most
[11:14] <Espeon`> (no offense at all)
[11:14] <Espeon`> just by observing
[11:14] <WaddleDoo> (neither(
[11:14] <Espeon`> you are probably 15-17
[11:15] * Ditto is 38

I'm going up against someone twice my age, lol.

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[11:15] <Ditto> <JetBlackValias> Sorry, Ditto, but I refuse to believe that someone who types like a newbie and acts like a spoilt toddler could possibly be more knowledgeable than anyone here
[11:15] <JetBlackValias> Oh, so you want to play the insulting quote game...
[11:15] <JetBlackValias> [11:06] <Ditto> perhaps you would care to demonstrate ur immense knowledge of computers lol
[11:16] <JetBlackValias> [11:06] <Ditto> hahahahahaha JetBlackValias the only newbie typing i see here is not coming from me lol, the HaX0r dictionary is not one i care to use since it is beneath me
[11:16] <Ditto> i'm still waiting on that one btw
[11:16] <JetBlackValias> <Ditto> FlareonAtma i don't think you have any idea of what ur dealing with when you talk to me lol
[11:17] <Ditto> JetBlackValias i know you must have had some point to make with all that pasting but i fail to see it
[11:18] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: Hey, you started the quoting.

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Even my critics bow down.

[11:16] <WaddleDoo> CatGonk isn't that cool,but when he turns into teh intelligent,he's not too shabby --

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[11:17] <FlareonAtma> Getting into a fight with fanha -- or any other ircops -- isn't going to solve anything
[11:17] <JetBlackValias> Atma: Yes, but it will make me feel much better about myself.

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[11:18] <Espeon`> did i miss anything or is the Catgonk vs Ditto thing still going on?
[11:18] <Atlantic_Salmon> Still going, Espeon...
[11:18] <Jolteon_X> Its still going
[11:18] <Massy> still going on afaik.
[11:18] <SpaceDog> Gonk vs. Ditto?
[11:18] <Espeon`> oh nice
[11:18] * Espeon` sits back
[11:18] * Jolteon_X sells tickets
[11:18] <JetBlackValias> Espeon: Ditto's just struggling to make a point.
[11:18] <JetBlackValias> Espeon: When he finds one, we'll continue.
[11:18] <Espeon`> XD

Note that he never mentions my name after this.

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Even Espeon gets a shot in.

[11:20] <Espeon`> Ditto: i thikn people have less respect for you because you are seen as a "POJOBIE"

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[11:21] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: All you had to do was act like a server owner and people would have taken yous eriously, but instead you had to get all narky and kline Pikablade out of anger.
[11:21] <Ditto> instead of trying to take me on, which btw will not work, you should try talking to me in a civilized manner

*fwoosh*

[11:22] <Ditto> you can't win by taking me on
[11:22] <JetBlackValias> Ditto: Do unto others...if I recall correctly you came into the chatroom and told everyone to shut up, saying that you could have yourself opped and the room set to mute
[11:23] <Ditto> ok ppl tell you what
[11:23] <Ditto> let's start all over

Victory.

Cat-Gonk: 1, Crackhead Moderator: 0.

[11:27] <SlayerWaddleDee> Hehe, you roxxorpwned his prole ass
[11:29] <JetBlackValias> ^_^

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Get The Party Started

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[12:56] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: RAWR
[12:57] Melkor: OMG HI CG
[12:57] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: YAH HELLO LS
[12:57] Melkor: SURPRISE SEEING U
[12:57] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CRACKHEAD, I MEAN, PROLE, OH DEAR THIS ISNT COMING OUT RIGHT AT ALL
[12:58] Melkor: YOU SHOULD TAKE LESSONS ON PROPER PROLEAGE.
[12:58] Melkor: OR GEODUDER WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF.
[12:58] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: YES
[12:58] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: THOUGH I GIVE THEM OUT ON REGULAR OCCASIONS, DONT I, FSCKING CHATROOM PROLETARIAT

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[12:59] Melkor: YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? CG ON CRACK. AHAHA
[12:59] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:59] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: ALMOST AS FUNNY AS LS AFTER A BEER
[12:59] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: ALMOST
[12:59] Melkor: I DON'T DRINK AFTER HOW EASY I SAW IT MADE YOU.
[12:59] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: :-*

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[12:59] LavosPhoenix: hrm....
[13:00] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: OMG LP *INSERT WITTY REMARK ABOUT HIS SEXUALITY HERE*
[13:00] LavosPhoenix: actually... since you don't understand it, you shouldn't complain about it, anywho
[13:00] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: OMG
[13:00] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: IVE NEVER SEEN THE POINT FLY OVER SOMEONE'S HEAD SO QUICKLY

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[13:01] Melkor: CATGONK
[13:01] Melkor: YOU HAVE SEEN MEWTWOMASTER OR MASTERMEWTWO OR WHOEVER, RIGHT?
[13:01] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: ROFFLE
[13:01] Melkor: CAPTKIRBY IS LIKE HIM.
[13:01] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: HE COULD NOT BE GAYER IF THERE WAS COCK FLYING INTO HIS MOUTH FROM EVERY POSSIBLE DIRECTION OMG SOMETHING AWFUL PHRASE WTF

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[13:01] ShouriShouri: Gonk is in the house! =D
[13:02] * ShouriShouri wants teh Purin
[13:02] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: YAH CG IN EFFECT

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[13:02] Melkor: CG, WILL YOU MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL?
[13:02] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: OH BUT YOU ARE SPECIAL LS
[13:03] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: SOOO SPECIAL
[13:03] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: :-*
[13:03] Pikablade: ;.;
[13:03] Melkor: CG MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN (UH-OH!)
[13:03] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: OHH YEAH
[13:03] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: !!
[13:03] Pikablade: ;.;
[13:03] * Pikablade = sadwaddledee
[13:03] Pikablade: can't you make room for one more
[13:03] Pikablade: pleeeeease
[13:03] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: of course
[13:03] Pikablade: =D
[13:03] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: :-*
[13:04] Pikablade: :-*

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[13:04] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: god damn i need to get off this SN, but omg kiyomi *fap fap fap*

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[13:04] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: Where's Avartar
[13:04] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: Where's Deranged?
[13:05] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: I need to insult them about their taste in children, i mean, babies, oh whoops

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[13:04] Melkor: Dee is sending me Three Sisters.
[13:05] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: heh
[13:05] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: Three Sisters rocks
[13:05] Melkor: Does it have SEX?
[13:05] Melkor: Kiyomi_Shinfuji, does three sisters have SEX?
[13:05] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: FUNNILY ENOUGH, YES, IT BEING AN H GAME AND ALL

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[13:05] CaptKirby: yo!
[13:05] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: peon
[13:06] CaptKirby: CatGonk who are you flaming? =D

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[13:06] Melkor: Kiyomi_Shinfuji, OMG, YOU'RE LYING. YOU MUST BE A PROLE OR MAYBE EVEN ET.
[13:06] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: roffle
[13:06] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: YEAH
[13:06] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: OMG IAN VALIAS WTF

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[13:06] Melkor: CG, QUITE WASTING YOUR _FUNNY ENERGY_ AND FLAME CK.

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[13:06] *** Lost_Soul has joined #pokebattle
[13:06] LavosPhoenix: haihai chris
[13:06] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: ..
[13:06] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: Ah, Chris.
[13:07] Pikablade: ...
[13:07] Lost_Soul: ...
[13:07] Pikablade: :=D!
[13:07] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: I was wondering why it felt so, well, so very very GAY in here..

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[13:07] Melkor: OMG, HOT CG FLAMING ACTION
[13:07] * Pikablade likes hot CG action
[13:07] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: I'm out of practice
[13:07] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: :-*
[13:07] Pikablade: :-*
[13:07] Lost_Soul: ...

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[13:07] Melkor: :O IT'S LIKE A BIKE, CG.
[13:07] Melkor: IT'S LIKE A BIKE.
[13:07] Lost_Soul: :* : :-*
[13:07] Lost_Soul: ;/
[13:07] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: YOU RIDE IT
[13:07] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: RIDE IT HARD
[13:07] Pikablade: OH YEAH
[13:07] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: :-*
[13:07] Melkor: RIDE IT LIKE IT'S THE LAST PIKABLADE ON EARTH.
[13:07] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: yes
[13:07] Lost_Soul: ;o
[13:08] Pikablade: :-*!
[13:08] ArtificialHuman9: :x!
[13:08] Melkor: >;-*
[13:08] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: Hmm
[13:08] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: OMG
[13:08] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: TRANNY SMILEY WTF
[13:08] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: >;-*
[13:08] Melkor: :O
[13:08] ArtificialHuman9: :-= You're all on drugs.
[13:08] Lost_Soul: >:*
[13:08] Lost_Soul: ;[
[13:08] SpiderMan: o_O this place is out of control!
[13:08] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: that's great
[13:08] Melkor: :o
[13:08] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: see
[13:08] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: i always get the party started

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[13:08] Melkor: CG FLAME CK PLEASE.
[13:08] Melkor: AND I WILL ENGAGE IN A VARIETY OF POSITIONS WITH YOU.
[13:09] ArtificialHuman9: CK is flaming enough as it is. *runz*
[13:09] Melkor: LOLOLOL
[13:09] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: Well done
[13:09] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: That was great.

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[13:10] fade[OHKO]: My friend is Mr. Happyflesh ;.;

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[13:10] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: EN IS COMING
[13:10] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: SOMEBODY GRAB A TOWEL

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[13:11] Melkor: KONGLER'S GETTIN' HIGH.

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[13:11] SpiderMan: dang this is the best this room has been in like months XD

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[13:12] Melkor: I'D WUB CK IF HE DIDN'T HAVE BILLIONS OF STD'S.

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[13:12] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: there's a certain hierarchy here
[13:12] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: 12 inches - 18 inches - 22 inches - LS

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[13:12] Melkor: CG IS SWARMING WITH HERPES, HEPATITIS, AND OTHER NASTIES.
[13:13] Pikablade: CG ;.;.;.;
[13:13] * Espy lubs all the sexy people he worships (Pikablade, Catgonk, DL, LS)
[13:13] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: YAH THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUK DL

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[13:13] Melkor: WE WILL NOW ENGAGE IN WHAT I LIKE TO CALL "SEXY MISSION 3," WHERE WE ALL GET CRACK AND HAVE SOME SORT OF SEX.

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[13:14] Espy: Gonk/LS/Pikblade, can you guys make someone cry please?

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[13:12] Pikablade: what about me? ;.;

Later..

[13:15] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: bucket of water - LP's ass - pie (liek pie) - dolphin - industrial vice - crane arm - pikablade
[13:15] Espy: lol
[13:15] Pikablade: :O :D
[13:15] LavosPhoenix: don't bring my ass into it...

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[13:16] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: wub me chris
[13:16] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: and we'll have children that have your ungodly fucking obscene asscrab fagshit luck and everything else from me

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[13:17] LavosPhoenix: lets see... how can we determine sexuality over IRC? we can't really.. people can lie, or just act like it, but there is no real proof...
[13:18] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: or you could just be as blatant flaming gay as CK

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[13:21] fade[OHKO]: You all love the cock. :(
[13:21] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: mine
[13:21] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: only mine
[13:21] Lost_Soul: ..

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[13:21] WaddleDee: CG, make me a woman, right now dammit

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[13:23] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: pikablade
[13:23] WaddleDee: :-*
[13:23] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: it is your duty to scan your breasts and send them to me because pikacharma's tits are now public property
[13:23] Espy: lol
[13:23] WaddleDee: Yes! Goddess of the dark and spirit of shadow!
[13:23] WaddleDee: :O
[13:23] Espy: pikacharma actually did that for gonk XD
[13:24] WaddleDee: Scan my rack?
[13:24] Espy: O_O
[13:24] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: yeah

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[13:25] Lost_Soul: chris just keeps coming back for more :O
[13:26] Lost_Soul: ecause its amusing..
[13:26] Lost_Soul: ;/
[13:26] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: your faggot fuckhead cockslurping starfish trooper luck won't help you now
[13:26] Lost_Soul: CG haha
[13:26] Lost_Soul: thats
[13:26] Lost_Soul: never true
[13:26] Lost_Soul: luck ALWAYS helps me
[13:26] Lost_Soul: :P
[13:26] Lost_Soul: silly CG
[13:26] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: roffle
[13:26] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: mayo
[13:26] *** VolTure has joined #pokebattle
[13:26] Lost_Soul: rthis*
[13:26] Lost_Soul: this* bah
[13:26] WaddleDee: Starfish trooper?

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[13:28] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: Is is just me, or did things just get really, really gay around here?
[13:28] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: Oh, hi there CJ. You just came in, didn't you?

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[13:30] LavosPhoenix: because just because you think you are god, doesn't make you one. I know why you put down other people... trying to make yourself feel better by insulting others..
[13:30] Espy: LP: he is god...


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[13:30] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: Did I mention that I LOVE it when the proles call me god
[13:30] LavosPhoenix: doesn't make it true

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[13:31] WaddleDee: CG would you like it if I called you a god?
[13:31] Espy: lol
[13:31] Lost_Soul: yas
[13:31] WaddleDee: YES
[13:31] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: yes
[13:31] Lost_Soul: nice :o
[13:31] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: it makes me so hot it lifts the table up
[13:31] WaddleDee: hehe
[13:31] WaddleDee: silly CG

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[13:31] WaddleDee: GP is a cocksucking cuntrag

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[13:32] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: [10:42] CaptKirby: ne1 that uses drugs
[13:32] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: [10:42] CaptKirby: is stupider than LP for fucking men
[13:32] LavosPhoenix: what's wrong with knowing your place?
[13:32] LavosPhoenix: and it isn't men...
[13:32] LavosPhoenix: since my friend and I are under 18
[13:33] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: minors buttfucking just makes it SO MUCH BETTER then, doesn't it, LP?
[13:33] LavosPhoenix: well... we don't do anal secks much anyway...

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[13:36] Espy: Rtee: Gonk and pikablade are in here, bow down

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[13:37] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: Anyway, I need to go get some sleep now
[13:37] WaddleDee: nooooo
[13:37] Kiyomi_Shinfuji: i'll be thinking of you, LS

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OMFG Racial Issues.

I wasn't actually in this, but I got sent it by DL.

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[15:31] * HolyOmeganAngel doesn't like being called a.a. because he has no ties to africa. Besides kwanzaa and learning swahili. But he's never been to africa, and never will so he's not AFRICAN. he's a black a american
[15:32] Jolteon_X wow thats deep HOA

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[15:32] Jolteon_X: You don't want to visit the mother land?
[15:32] HolyOmeganAngel: i hate north carolina
[15:32] HolyOmeganAngel: i think id hate africa
[15:32] Jolteon_X: We hate you too, HOA.

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[15:33] Jolteon_X: I wanna go to Africa, so they can call me an American African

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[15:33] HolyOmeganAngel: Ur not african u idiot
[15:33] HolyOmeganAngel: They'd call u african
[15:33] HolyOmeganAngel: i mean american

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[15:33] Jolteon_X: HOA- If I live in africa, I would be an American African
[15:33] Jolteon_X: fag

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[15:33] `DL: As far as I'm concerned your both acting rather stupid.
[15:33] HolyOmeganAngel: IF u live in africa
[15:34] HolyOmeganAngel: not if u visited
[15:34] HolyOmeganAngel: do u live in africa
[15:34] HolyOmeganAngel: ?
[15:34] Jolteon_X: Yes I do
[15:34] HolyOmeganAngel: Good i hope ebola gets ur ass
[15:34] Jolteon_X: right here in Zimbabwe
[15:34] Jolteon_X: don't make me click and whistle at you
[15:34] Jolteon_X: whitey

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[15:35] `DL: HOA, ethnicity does not "go away" based on the number of generations it was based on.
[15:35] HolyOmeganAngel: Yes it does.
[15:35] Jolteon_X: LOLOL
[15:35] Jolteon_X: omg
[15:35] `DL: rofl
[15:35] HolyOmeganAngel: I do talk to african americans
[15:35] Jolteon_X: roffleage
[15:35] Jolteon_X: XD
[15:36] Jolteon_X: Dig the hole, buddy.

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[15:37] HolyOmeganAngel: DL u think that because my skin is brown that i must in some way share common traits with africans. I dont... I dont follow original religions, nor do i speak their language. They have different life styles

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[15:38] HolyOmeganAngel: I DONT CARE WERE they were from
[15:38] HolyOmeganAngel: im NOT AFRICAN
[15:38] HolyOmeganAngel: im BLACK

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[15:38] Jolteon_X: DL pwned HOA
[15:38] Jolteon_X: without remorse
[15:38] HolyOmeganAngel: DL because most probably ur ancestores were racist (if ur white) does that make u racist?
[15:38] HolyOmeganAngel: no it doesn't
[15:39] Jolteon_X: lol
[15:39] GK[1337]: rofl

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[15:39] HolyOmeganAngel: Just because my ancestors were one thing doesn't mean im that to.
[15:39] `DL: What are you, social darwinist?
[15:39] `DL: Ethnicity and race transcend generations, beliefs do not.
[15:39] Jolteon_X: lmao
[15:39] Jolteon_X: go dl!
[15:39] Jolteon_X: hm

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[15:39] HolyOmeganAngel: And who the hell are u to tell me what i am? UR not me.. i have the right to be what the freak i want. When uve walked throguh my shoes and led my life then u can tell me what i am
[15:40] HolyOmeganAngel: and dont tell me beliefs dont transscend generations
[15:40] Jolteon_X: HOA- WHat you think does not change your ancestral lineage or whatever
[15:40] `DL: HOA, you can CALL yourself what you want, I'm just explaining what African-American actually means, since your so ignorant.
[15:40] HolyOmeganAngel: then explain why jewish kids and palestinian kids hate each other
[15:40] HolyOmeganAngel: IM EXPLAING TO U, that ur wrong. If u want to call ur self african-american fine. but ur wrong
[15:41] Jolteon_X: HOA GET A FUCKING CLUE!

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[15:41] HolyOmeganAngel: u dont know what african-american means. U think that it only has to do with ancestors being from africa
[15:41] HolyOmeganAngel: JX GET OF MY DICK
[15:41] `DL: African-American is an ethnicity.
[15:41] HolyOmeganAngel: its more than that u idiot
[15:41] Jolteon_X: No it isnt
[15:41] HolyOmeganAngel: U people are so ignorant
[15:41] Jolteon_X: lmao
[15:41] HolyOmeganAngel: u know that

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[15:42] `DL: Can't you type in English instead of "u" and "ur"? It makes you seem rather unintelligent. Kinda like you actually are.

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[15:42] HolyOmeganAngel: being african american or better yet black unless ur from africa is much much much more than an ethnicity. And maybe u can't grasp that
[15:42] Jolteon_X: HOA- Explain how that is so
[15:42] `DL: African American also African-American Pronunciation Key (fr-kn--mr-kn)
[15:42] `DL: n.
[15:42] `DL: A Black American of African ancestry. See Usage Note at black.
[15:43] Jolteon_X: lol
[15:43] HolyOmeganAngel: Can't u mind ur own business DL` since originally i was talking to U, it seems u have no manners...which u dont
[15:43] `DL: Don't tell me what discussions I can and can't get involved in, I'm tired of you spouting your ignorant shite to anyone and everyone.
[15:43] HolyOmeganAngel: What don't u get. Are u just not understanding, or are u not willing to understand
[15:43] Jolteon_X: HOA- DL wasn't arguing with you, just stating a fact.
[15:43] HolyOmeganAngel: Uhh yeah he was

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[15:43] * Platinum_the_Bidder can just feel the love eminating from this chat... :/

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[15:43] `DL: HOA, unless you'd like to argue with the dictionary, I win.
[15:44] * GK[1337] head hurts from laughter
[15:44] * Jolteon_X has GeeKee's problem

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[15:44] HolyOmeganAngel: i told him im not african-american but he tries to explain to me that i am, in which i repeat to him i am not. He's arguing with me over what i am. Its like those stupid games when people argue over what someone was thinking
[15:44] HolyOmeganAngel: "wtf!!!11 i know what ur thinking..." "
[15:44] HolyOmeganAngel: "no u donntnt!!!!111"
[15:44] HolyOmeganAngel: "yes i do"
[15:44] HolyOmeganAngel: u can't tell me what i am

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[15:45] Jolteon_X: HOA- If your ancestors were from Africa, then you are of African ancestry, do you agree?
[15:45] * HolyOmeganAngel simple answer ignore the idiots name JX and `DL :)
[15:45] Jolteon_X: SPNAK
[15:45] `DL: HAHA
[15:45] `DL: SPNAK
[15:45] `DL: I WIN
[15:45] Jolteon_X: DL wins
[15:45] * Jolteon_X is sooo saving this log
[15:45] HolyOmeganAngel: there im free from their stupidity

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- Posted by EeveeTrainer (though I'm CEERRTAIN this was in my old sig as well, and posted by PeteTheMan)


------[test your knowledge]------


"Where's Siggy?" II.

#1. Can you find the berMunt coupon?
#2. The line "BULLOC STERTETH, BUCKE VERTETHE / MURIE SING CUCCU!!!!!" (from the end-of-sig quotes), what poem is it from?
#3. Which two Pokemon are more powerful than Dragon types? This question is_explicitly_answered in the games themselves. Did I mention that Micro can continue to gag on my penis?
#4. Who in this sig is in a relationship with a bisexual hentai artist?
#5. Mr K makes short films, and made one available to the entire AH forum. What was its title and how is it relevant to the contents of this sig?
#6. There are at least two quotes in the AGNP section that wasn't from AGNP, but by AGNPers and have been put there simply because they were the best place for them. What are they? (For bonus points, find_all_, as well as the two in the AH section)
#7. What has been censored from this sig, and for what reason?
#8. The headers in square brackets were inspired by a similar detail of someone else's sig, whose in particular?
#9. The first two lines of the CatRap (and other bits of it) were lifted from what track?
#10. What was it that Jedah got wrong?
#11. There's a rather good log in the AH section that doesn't make complete sense without a picture that I didn't recieve in the original mailout. What is the quote, and for the ++Munt Coupon, what was the picture?
#12. Explain the story surrounding the main in-joke behind "How To Break Up Chatroom Arguments" (there should only be four people on the_planet_to get this one).
#13. There was a sequel to "Fun with Cut and Paste" by MewtwoSama, what did it involve?
#14. Who has been made a celebrity as a result of this sig?
#15. Before the AH forum had been put together, JT Toad used another SN that led me to believe that the K in Mr K stood for Kangaroo. What was it, and what is it a reference to?

------[now, swap with the person next ttoo you]------

Answers to "Where's Siggy?" I

#1. After MWF's Sig, before The Physics Log.
#2. Deep-Frozen Chickens
#3. Over 600KB
#4. "Caught at minimum stats and RCed to L100, just for you."
#5. "Saber, for coming close to reaching my degree of sigging power."
#6. One of the few Inquisitors to enter the Black Library, though anything involving the Eldar would be a fairly valid answer.
#7. YES, YES OH GOD YES YES YES :-* :-* :-* :-0 >:o
#8. Laeophie.
#9. "I Got The Power"
#10. Dreadite.
#11. Female, last time we checked.
#12. You tell me.


------[too good to pass up]------


#14: Misc quotes:
(only from ten sources, and short ones at that, just so you can't accuse me of dumping).

------

"..I got blood on my hands and there's no remose
I got blood on my dick 'cause I fucked a corpse.."

"..I just love when a nigga bring his whole crew
it's just a bigger piece of cake for me to chew a whole through.."

- DMX, taken from "Bring Your Own Crew""..

------

"A pill to make you numb, A pill to make you dumb,
A pill to make you anybody else.
All the drugs in this world, won't save her from herself."

- Marilyn Manson, taken from "Coma Whittee".

------[these go last]------

Shiz from the bottom of my sig:

BULLOC STERTETH, BUCKE VERTETHE
MURIE SING CUCCU!!!!!

[ NOVALIAS REX ]
[ orgasmiC-Gas ]
[ last of the AGNPers ]

I WANT TACOS! SERVICE ME MARTHA!

WE BE TRAININ'
*freaky gyrations close to fornication.*

do u liek teh kitties???!!!!111

*powers up mokkori energy*

SHOW ME THE KITTY

GOT MOOB?

glory of the pikmin

see it, feel it, touch it

-10^88 BBB points, lowering rapidly.

------[nasal warfare]------

Post Sinus-Op report: written a mere day after coming out of hospital.

make sure you're not eating as you read this.

fucking hell. a few days ago i went into hospital to get my sinuses
fixed as well as my nose bone, that would easily have been one of the
most fucked-up experiences of my life.

i go under, wake up, only to find that the tube they stuck down my
throat has combined with a mild cold and the fact that i can't breathe through my nose while the nasal packs are in place (more on those happy happy cloth creations later), resulting in the mother of all bad thoats. at least i'd been desensitised to it by being hit with an infection a week before so i knew what swallowing broken glass felt like and just how to ignore it.

the i went to the mirror, my entire mouth, lips, teeth everything,
covered in dry blood....i would have looked great in a goth club as by that stage i was pale as fuck as well. i was spitting out blood,
coughing it up as well, the stuff was everywhere, it's called SUCTION
and STICHES people, WORK WITH ME HERE.....

that cleared up today at around midday, i managed to eat lunch, but
not before they took the nasal packs out of my nose. they put these
cloth things in there to soak up the blood, and when the nurse started removing them i felt like my head was going to implode. the things were two fingers long (to the knuckle) and two fingers thick, and somehow they'd managed to fit one in each of my nasal passages. the thing is, the nurse got them out about half-way and left for a while, leaving me sitting there with a torrent of blood, mucus and spit pouring down my face (it would have looked great on rotten.com) before taking them out all the way and almost causing me to faint. the guy across from me had a similar op but rather than pillows he had streamers shoved into his nostrils, apparently they were like 10 foot overall...

fuck

my parents informed me that all kinds of shit came out from inside my
nose, hardly suprising considering that the catgonkscan showed my left sinuses to be as dense as my brain. i wish the surgeon had kept some in a jam jar. i can't blow my nose or else it'll come out the hole in my mouth where he stuck the syringe, so i need to spray shit into my nose and just let all the dried blood run out, or hork it up, which i've never been able to do anyway, probably a good thing as the sheer amount of mucus i generate normally would be enough to drown a grown man.

thankyou for listening.

remind me never to relate this tale to members of the opposite sex.

also, due to having far too much metal inserted into my left wrist during a particularly heavy session of (you sick fuck..) RAIDEN the blood vessels down there went kinda screwy, i had a fucking huge black bruise there for weeks. oh well, the price i pay for my 0083|2 1337 raiden button-hammering skills.

------[i have friends, no, really..]--------

Best of RL.

------

"I feel like a douchebag"

- Joni.

------

"i love you like a HUGE bitch!! HUGE!! A HUGE MOTHERFUCKIN BITCH."

- Joni, Superjesus MB.

------

"you seem pretentious enough, and you can use big words, so i'd say you'd make a pretty good goth."

- eGads.

------

"I'll never need someone ever again".

- Tanya, while caressing a massively longg camera lens.

------

"MAN YOU HAVE TO COME AND GET DRUNK WITH US MAN!!"

*Joni barges through door, calls her boyfriend on my phone and rudely interrupts my game of CS by hitting Escape repeatedly*

And so began one of the more interesting nights of that month..

"..that's what people say when they hear "kalgoorlie", oh yeah, whores.." - Matt

"DO I HAVE THIS SMOKE THE WRONG WAY ROUND?" - Joni
"Don't worry, it happens to the best of us." - Matt

"This is as close as we'll even come to witnessing a lesbian experience, so you might want to take pictures." - Matt, after Joni kissed Steph after she was dared to.
"Oh my fucking god.." - Steph, after, repeated for about half an hour.

"That's the last thing they said to me at primary school, "don't go gay". yeah, i'll show them, oh, wait.." - Steph

"Everyone that went to mercedes came out either bi or pregnant." - Steph.

"..mortgage your whole life to be cool for two years..." - Matt

"OH MAN, I'M SO FUCKING FUCKED MAN.." - Joni

"I HAVEN'T DRANK FOR A LONG TIME, OH, WAIT, LAST FRIDAY.." - Joni

"..I'm becoming quite used to these little visits.." - Matt

-----

Everyone I know seems to have their own little catchphrases involving the f-word..

"Eh, fucken.."
"Oi, fucken.."
"Gah, fucken.."
"It's like..fucken.."
"I mean, fucken hell.."

"It's fucked up, man.."


------[*gets up on soapbox*]------

Cat-Gonk, on Counterstrike.

-----

It's a good thing Cat-Gonk plays CS. Because of CS, Cat-Gonk can become a decent, balanced member of society. Or else, well, he'd be doing crasy shit, you know, like trying to shoot birds with air rifles because they wake him up, putting clothes over the heater and setting his room on fire, being arrested for drink driving, referring to people he dislikes as "the proletariat", downloading enough porn in one day to blind all of Latin America and trying to make people commit suicide in AIM rooms.

Oh, wait..

------[with our compliments]------


Obligatory End-Of-Sig message:

blk.valias: there is only one SMG
blk.valias: and that is
blk.valias: the MAC-10
blk.valias: <cartman> MACK-10 </cartman>

*goes on to make three frags in one round of CS with the mac-10, typing while fragging*

blk.valias: MAC 10
blk.valias: MAC 10
blk.valias: MAC 10
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out of nowhere

no one is safe

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TeLeFonE
X-treme rotary telephone
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cuz i'm a wise guy

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hey who b0rked the tables

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Bob the Builder
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dude

we've just been gothserved

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Farting Nudist
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What the hell did you do?

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So "a" can be any value?
-a guy in my Calculus class, on the nature of variables

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chipmunk pr0n author
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Linkin125473457539
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I'm in the fucking 00bersig. Wow. I feel special now... when WAS that post, anyway? *search*

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<CaptKirby> is GK supposed to be CatGonk?

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-Mr. K

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My hands and feet are mangos
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quote:
Originally posted by TeLeFonE:
cuz i'm a wise guy

it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood for a drive-by

dude i am seriously mindfucked that i'm not the only one that thought of that fucking song

you blew my mind

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LavosPhoenix reporting in
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:cool:

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MickHale18: nevermind, I'll pull out for a second
MickHale18: *pulls out finger*

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Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk
Happy Good Times Fortune Happiness Happity Hocks Cat-Gonk Happifier
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how the fuck did you break UBB so you could post the entire thing in one message.

i've been trying to do that for YEARS.

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The wonders of the codetag. Fuck yeh. All hail the CatGonk, meeh meeh caheeh. [PBJ Time!]
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Everytime I looked in this thread, I didn't see any posts, so I just figured that something was wrong. Then I scrolled over...
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come back Cat Gonk
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