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Dark_Herakurosu
Farting Nudist
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posted 09-13-2004 12:53 AM      Profile for Dark_Herakurosu   Author's Homepage   Email Dark_Herakurosu   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 


This says it all.

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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

From: the wreckage of Indianapolis | Registered: Apr 2001  |  IP: Logged
MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 09-13-2004 01:54 AM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
ROFFLES...

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/data/toons/trev2.swf

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 09-14-2004 01:44 AM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
it's fake there is no wedding ring

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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DoomMullet
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posted 09-14-2004 11:11 PM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
it's fake there is no wedding ring

considering it's been down for months and you remember such a small detail... sir, I am impressed!

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Biffster
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posted 09-14-2004 11:41 PM      Profile for Biffster     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh come on, hello.jpg burns in the retina on first sight.
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DoomMullet
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posted 09-15-2004 10:51 AM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
sure, but the gaping hole takes up most of the picture, thus your memory also

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 09-16-2004 07:39 AM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Sorry Bojak but I was going to triumphantly post about the lack of band but Dweedle beat me to it.

Funniest Goatse moment for me:

I tricked this chick into looking at Goatse on this terrible forum Psybro had going back in the day. She dissappeared from the forum and when he asked her on msn why she had gone she said: 'I don't trust you guys since Luke showed me the picture of the man ripping his bum open.'

Good times.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Biffster
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posted 09-16-2004 08:40 PM      Profile for Biffster     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
she doesnt trust u guys
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Mr.E
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posted 09-17-2004 02:49 PM      Profile for Mr.E     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
blah blah not bothering to filter out multiple quote boxes
quote:
Originally posted by DoomMullet:
quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
it's fake there is no wedding ring

considering it's been down for months and you remember such a small detail... sir, I am impressed!
Hey you know it moved somewhere else now right? ;(

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MickHale18: nevermind, I'll pull out for a second
MickHale18: *pulls out finger*

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DoomMullet
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posted 09-18-2004 07:35 PM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I assumed there were mirrors of that website all over the net but I never bothered looking. But honestly, if it isn't goatse.cx, it's nothing at all.

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

From: fondling your balls, don't you feel that? | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged
Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 09-18-2004 09:58 PM      Profile for Psybro   Email Psybro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
ah?

edit oh shit I changed my signature so it's not that quote any more

[ 09-18-2004, 09:58 PM: Message edited by: Psybro ]

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[img]http://greatomega.homestead.com/files/clam.jpg[/img]

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