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Mr. K
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posted 09-02-2004 01:17 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

We're boned.

Also we were not boned.

Also we are boned again.

[ 09-09-2004, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: Mr. K ]

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posted 09-02-2004 01:24 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It's up to Category 5, isn't it?

Hope your freezer's empty, 'cause your food is probably gonna reek after the power comes back on.

And speaking as someone who went through a hurricane last year, an SP makes a great emergency flashlight.

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posted 09-02-2004 01:48 PM $Profile for Rolken$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Rolken$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Incidentally, it'll probably be the strongest hurricane ever to hit Kennedy Space Center - stronger than many of the shuttle-related buildings are built to withstand.

I wonder if that's good or bad.

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posted 09-02-2004 02:03 PM $Profile for Random Loser$ $Email Random Loser$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Yeah, I was on the outer banks (North Carolina, itty bitty strip of islands) when the last one went through... That was only like a 2 or somethin, and still just about the scariest thing ever, good luck with this shit.

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posted 09-02-2004 02:34 PM $Profile for FlameBait$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Someone super-impose a boob over that and call it hurricane nipple.

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posted 09-02-2004 07:20 PM $Profile for JohtoMaster$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email JohtoMaster$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The worst part is, with Charley having come through not too long ago, there is still debris all over the place (at least where I live.) When this bitch comes through, all that stuff is going to be picked up and hurled for "It's a Critical Hit!" damage. There are these dumping ground where all the debris that was removed got dumped, and anyone who lives within 5 miles is supposed to evacuate. I live within a 5 mile radius of 3 of them >.< Wish me luck...

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posted 09-02-2004 10:13 PM $Profile for Wintermute$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Wintermute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Can you wrap some duct tape around the Hulk ride before that thing hits?

p.s. The next session of trailer park debauchery is coming up in February.

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posted 09-03-2004 10:51 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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posted 09-04-2004 11:22 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It never made it to Cat 5, as far as I know. Lately it's been going from 3 to 2 and back...it's just squatting on us.

Sucks.

Two trees down and counting...

Let's hope the trailer park is still there next year...perhaps the ants will defend it...

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posted 09-05-2004 10:11 AM $Profile for Blastoiseu$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Getting little side winds here in South Jacksonville.

Hope it don't hit, it's been moving north a bit.

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posted 09-05-2004 06:59 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

So you had Charley last month, have Frances now, and apparently Ivan (a Category 3) is on its way.

Is some supreme being damning you for the 2000 election or something?

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posted 09-05-2004 07:57 PM $Profile for JohtoMaster$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email JohtoMaster$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I don't know, but in the past 6 years that I have lived in Florida, there hasn't been a single major hurricane to hit Florida (except Bonnie, but that was only, like, a Cat 1). Now we have three big ones in such a short span... I blame El Nino, which, incase you didn't know, is Spanish for "The Nino."

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posted 09-05-2004 08:47 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Lost another tree.

Had the surreal experience of playing Super Monkey Party with my father.

Neighbors had much more damage than we did.

Antenna blew off my car (also what).

Pelted by fronds.

I give it 3 out of 4 stars.

Needed more whores.

Shudders remain in place for Ivan's visit next weekend.

Will make Dad play the monkey again.

Now I get to go home and see what's left.

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posted 09-05-2004 11:43 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Home...home is where you wear your hat.

Anyway, it's mostly dry, the satellite dish has been re-aligned, the TiVo has been rebooted and reruns have been programmed in, and almost all my favorite trees survived.

Also there is some cool damage down the street that doesn't affect me.

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posted 09-06-2004 04:32 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

good to hear, it could have been a lot worse...

glad you're alright too man...

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posted 09-08-2004 04:17 AM $Profile for Cesar$ $Email Cesar$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

What? No looting?

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posted 09-08-2004 09:08 AM $Profile for White Cat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The picture at the top isn't scary anymore.

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posted 09-08-2004 10:38 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Cesar: What? No looting?

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

Also I will try to find a good scary static image.

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posted 09-08-2004 08:48 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:

Let's hope the trailer park is still there next year...perhaps the ants will defend it...

Thanks ants

Thants

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posted 09-08-2004 10:57 PM $Profile for Biffster$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Court TV Online

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posted 09-08-2004 11:17 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Brand new storm brewin... Ivan...

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posted 09-09-2004 11:39 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Looks like the NOAA gif link is pointing at Ivan now, so I updated things again.

Also I just picked whatever news.google.com gave me for the looting link.

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posted 09-09-2004 07:58 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Mr. K, if it was still CAT 5, and was headed right for your area, you would evacuate yes?

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posted 09-09-2004 08:10 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I would invite cfalcon over to exercise his constitutional right to hug a palm tree during the storm.

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posted 09-10-2004 09:35 PM $Profile for Gary Oak$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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posted 09-11-2004 02:58 AM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Damn it Jim!

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posted 09-24-2004 01:29 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

OK, seriously, enough already...

Ha ha, very funny, motherfucker.

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posted 09-24-2004 03:53 PM $Profile for JohtoMaster$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email JohtoMaster$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Seriously, it's like God is just toying with us. We hear about Jeanne, then it appears that it is turning away, then God says, "Naw, I'm just fucking with you" and it turns straight back to Florida. What happens if we git hit on election night? Does hurricane season even last that long?

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posted 09-24-2004 10:34 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Officially, it ends on October 31st.

Unofficially, it's entirely possible that you could get one the first Tuesday in November. And considering the counties that have been hit are the same counties that voted Bush in 2000, it might be a good thing (no offense).

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posted 09-25-2004 01:03 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

stop reviving dead threads mr k ur ruining this oh so hot forum

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posted 09-25-2004 03:00 PM $Profile for Bulbasaur3000$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

November 31st. There aren't very many hurricanes in November though.

Personally I feel little to no remorse. If you want to live in both a trailer and on a beach, then live on Lake Michigan.

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posted 09-25-2004 03:46 PM $Profile for Crimzonite$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
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November 31st.

I'm impressed that hurricane season ends on such a date. I didn't know it existed.

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posted 09-26-2004 01:15 AM $Profile for Bulbasaur3000$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

November 31st is the official end of the hurricane season. Usually there isn't much activity, if any, in November. Typically October sees the last storms of any note. Hurricane Mitch was a November hurricane. Sometimes storms will even form in December...it's just really rare.

I've had a closet obsession with the Weather Channel since I was like 5.

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posted 09-26-2004 08:44 AM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

You mean December 1st, right?

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posted 09-26-2004 11:16 AM $Profile for DoomMullet$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

hahaha, he has absolutely no clue what's going on

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posted 09-26-2004 12:22 PM $Profile for Bulbasaur3000$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hmmm...

Oh.

Maybe I should edit that.

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posted 09-26-2004 09:26 PM $Profile for Sonuis$ $Email Sonuis$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Will sending some of the rain to Southern California help?

We need rain, bad. Like, 15".

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posted 09-27-2004 03:34 AM $Profile for Bulbasaur3000$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

If you want water, don't live in a desert. [Mad]

doesn't need water.

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posted 07-08-2005 05:54 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Fucking A, cut it the fuck out already:

Also if anyone wants to find more impressive pictures than the ones of the spent hurricanes above for no reason, I'll paste them in.

I'll, I dunno...let you pick the next bunny pic we replace an aphid post with or something.

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quote:
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I'll, I dunno...let you pick the next bunny pic we replace an aphid post with or something.

what if i contribute

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posted 08-26-2005 09:33 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

OK, this one finally got us...

My neighborhood:

Also 90% of the traffic lights are out in this town. 80% of us don't have power.

But everyone is very happy that the eMpTy Vee Music Awards are going on. Because, y'know, who needs hot water when Diddy is gettin' it on?

The cruelest trick was that I walked 1.5 miles to the Long John Silver's...I could smell the chicken planks...but the dining room was closed and they wouldn't let me walk thru. So, I went back for the car (after scouting streets without trees and lakes in the middle of them) and those fuckers were closed. Assholesassholesassholes.

Taking a man's chicken planks is not a laughing matter.

So, anyway, I found a shitty sub shop that was open. Sucked.

OK, maybe it was slightly crueller that the tree in my front yard decided to smash the sideview mirror on my car. Last year, some dumbass bicyclist smashed into my car (while I was waiting at a red light) and smashed the same mirror.

The world hates that mirror.

Still, my home is intact, which is more than I can say for some of my neighbors, so I ain't complainin'.

Well, except for that chicken plank thing.

(Also, aphid, if you want to post non-poop, be our guest.)

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posted 08-26-2005 09:37 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I don't want to go home because the electrons there are lazy.

Also I forgot to mention that there was an actual carp in the park near my place. The lake overflowed and he was swimming around on the lawn, frightening the children.

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posted 08-26-2005 09:40 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

did you put him back in the water [Frown]

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The lake was all over the lawn, so he was just on his patio, which was suddenly full of sidewalk and children and tree branches.

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posted 08-26-2005 10:20 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Also here is some sexy damage everyone is very excited about:

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posted 08-26-2005 11:42 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

This just in...Tree Teabags Car...

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posted 08-28-2005 03:53 PM $Profile for Bulbasaur3000$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

You lucked out.

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posted 08-28-2005 04:49 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Now that I have power back, the hurricane is interesting voyeuristic entertainment again.

But, yeah, I almost feel bad about bitching about this thing, given that New Orleans is about to become Lake New Orleans.

Also I got a better picture. This is a little bit before I left work for home and got to see trees fall down in front of me and stuff. Right after this, Katrina did exactly the opposite of what all the forecasters said it would do, and came right for me:

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posted 08-29-2005 08:17 PM $Profile for Kingler$ $Email Kingler$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm glad you avoided alot of calamity but i'm covered in ash and sackcloth over your chicken plank troubles. fucking hurracaines.

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posted 08-30-2005 03:32 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

so is new orleans under the sea now or what

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