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FlameBait
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posted 08-08-2004 01:31 PM $Profile for FlameBait$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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Uiru
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posted 08-08-2004 10:14 PM $Profile for Uiru$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Uiru$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

That looks *exactly* like one of my friends. :o
~Uiru

[ 08-08-2004, 10:14 PM: Message edited by: Uiru ]

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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FlameBait
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posted 08-08-2004 10:35 PM $Profile for FlameBait$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

His name is Jonathan Underwood.

...and I'm santa.

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Anthrax
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posted 08-08-2004 11:08 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

thread full of winners

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 08-12-2004 12:15 AM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Merry Christmas.

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powercat
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posted 08-13-2004 01:12 PM $Profile for powercat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
Merry Christmas.

Dude, we've all seen your mom before.

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Biffster
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posted 08-13-2004 05:58 PM $Profile for Biffster$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

underwood

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DoomMullet
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posted 08-13-2004 09:55 PM $Profile for DoomMullet$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Biffster:
underwood

Larry?

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Dweedle
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posted 08-15-2004 01:59 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

you're killing your father larry

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JohtoMaster
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posted 08-16-2004 08:58 PM $Profile for JohtoMaster$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email JohtoMaster$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

This is what happens Larry!

[ 08-17-2004, 09:14 AM: Message edited by: JohtoMaster ]

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Dweedle
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posted 08-18-2004 09:44 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?

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DoomMullet
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posted 08-18-2004 11:29 PM $Profile for DoomMullet$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

...and YES, we'll be near the In and Out burger.

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Dweedle
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posted 08-19-2004 02:34 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

no Walter, I do NOT think Larry was about to crack!

well that's your perception!

[ 08-19-2004, 02:35 PM: Message edited by: Dweedle ]

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DoomMullet
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posted 08-20-2004 11:23 AM $Profile for DoomMullet$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

And I thought, "Yeah, there's a first for everything," so I took my old man's advice.

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Dweedle
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posted 08-20-2004 03:19 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

three sad semesters
it was only fifteen grand

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NintendoLover
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posted 08-20-2004 10:39 PM $Profile for NintendoLover$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

spent in bed i thought about the army
i dropped out and joined a band instead

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I love Nintendo!

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Dweedle
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posted 08-21-2004 02:15 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

grew a moustache and a mullet
got a job at chick filet

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Fenix
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posted 08-21-2004 10:28 AM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

citing artistic differences the band broke up in may
and in june reformed without me, and they got a different name

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life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery

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DoomMullet
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posted 08-21-2004 03:46 PM $Profile for DoomMullet$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I nuked another grandma's apple pie
and hung my head in shame...

Been thinking a lot today...

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NintendoLover
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posted 08-22-2004 12:22 AM $Profile for NintendoLover$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

been thinkin a lot today

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DoomMullet
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posted 08-22-2004 12:04 PM $Profile for DoomMullet$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

With Mr. J.P. Dweedle on saxophone...

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NintendoLover
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posted 08-22-2004 10:34 PM $Profile for NintendoLover$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

and lead vocalist Doom "egon196" mullet...

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Dweedle
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posted 08-23-2004 02:09 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

been drinkin a lot today

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DoomMullet
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posted 08-25-2004 03:07 PM $Profile for DoomMullet$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Now I remember why I'm still posting here...

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