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Cesar
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posted 06-05-2004 02:52 AM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I've finished shaving off all the hair on my chest and tummy.

'cause I hate body hair.

It's cute. Shirts feel a little rougher on the skin. Now if I only had abs to show it off.

Now that stomach is done, I plan to press on further. Doing anything from behind is going to be a bitch.

Comments and Suggestions welcome.

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Slade_64
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posted 06-05-2004 03:02 AM      Profile for Slade_64   Email Slade_64   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Dip yourself in a vat of nair for about 1 hour from the neck down.

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MK
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posted 06-05-2004 03:03 AM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Warcraft 3

(in seriousness, before I can give advice, what kind of razor are you using, electric or non-electric, etc...?)

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Cesar
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posted 06-05-2004 03:12 AM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah there are better ways of doing this, but I'm taking it one step at a time.

Non-electric. I was in the shower under hot water. It doesn't hurt at all.

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Jman
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posted 06-05-2004 03:37 PM      Profile for Jman   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Alright, guys, seriously.

Who is MK?

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EspeonNidoking
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posted 06-05-2004 03:44 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
he's not me i swear

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DoomMullet
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posted 06-05-2004 05:55 PM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Odd, I just did this myself for the first time about a month ago. And yes, shirts do feel really wierd rubbing against a bare chest and stomach, but you get used to it.

I use Nair, they made it "for men" now, which is probably just the same shit in a different bottle so they can charge guys more so they don't feell embarassed buying the women's shit. I recommend doing it, every girl I've talk to about it says they love it.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 06-10-2004 05:00 AM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
they say they love nair or love rubbing up against your baby soft chest I need clarification

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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DoomMullet
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posted 06-10-2004 02:39 PM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Definitely the Nair, I find it to be a tasty cross between Pepto-Bismol and semen.

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Cesar
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posted 06-11-2004 01:29 AM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I shaved my legs. For the last time.

How the fuck do you woman do it? I shaved, not waxed. Wax seems painful. I need something to make this less time consuming and faster, I'll give nair a try sometime.

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Fenix
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posted 06-11-2004 04:44 PM      Profile for Fenix   Author's Homepage   Email Fenix   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I just shaved my pubes yesterday and it feels amazing.

I don't think I'd go so far as to do my chest or legs, though.

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Cesar
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posted 06-11-2004 05:03 PM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm glad I shaved my chest. Looks cool and is easy (and quick) to maintain.

At least one good experience came out of this.

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FlameBait
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posted 06-12-2004 06:49 PM      Profile for FlameBait   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Just a tip, but if you're going to shave the twigs and berries I suggest buying one of those Igea shaver things.

They'll save you from quite a few nicks and cuts.

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DoomMullet
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posted 06-13-2004 11:43 AM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by FlameBait:
They'll save you from quite a few nicks and cuts.

The man speaks truth, and those are nicks and cuts you do NOT want to fuck around with.

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Cesar
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posted 06-14-2004 04:53 PM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm scratching my head over this Nair for Men product. It's a cream, but you cannot rub it on. So how do you apply it? (I'm asking DoomMullet here, since he knows what he is doing).
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Jman
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posted 06-14-2004 10:08 PM      Profile for Jman   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Use your tongue.
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DoomMullet
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posted 06-15-2004 11:41 AM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Basically, it's got to be thick enough so that you don't have to push it around to cover the whole area. You kinda have to slop it on and gently move it around. It takes some getting used to, I didn't get it right until the 3rd try or so.

I can't believe I'm giving a tutorial on Nair on a Pokemon message board.

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