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Topic: Vows not to masturbate.

ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 05-30-2004 12:41 AM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I am sure that at one point in your life you felt that you were masturbating too much and tried to stop. The question here is how long this drought last untill you failed miserably. If possible you can also explain the reason for your failure.

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Maximum Penetration Industries.

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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 05-30-2004 01:48 AM $Profile for starCaliber$ $Email starCaliber$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

nobody likes you

edit: hey mods don't delete my trolling plz, the kid's asking pokemon nerds about yanking their penises for fuck's sake

[ 05-30-2004, 01:49 AM: Message edited by: starCaliber ]

From: San Francisco, CA | Registered: Apr 2000 | IP: Logged

ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 05-30-2004 03:08 AM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It is what poke nerds know how to do best, smart ass.

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Jaybee
Farting Nudist
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posted 05-30-2004 07:53 AM $Profile for Jaybee$ $Email Jaybee$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

40 days and 40 nights.

I stopped because it was stupid. I think I made 29 days or something.

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Eaichu250
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posted 05-30-2004 11:46 AM $Profile for Eaichu250$ $Email Eaichu250$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by starCaliber:
[QB]nobody likes you

Word up doggieman [Smile]

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[ 05-30-2004, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: Eaichu250 ]

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lol

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Cesar
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posted 05-30-2004 12:28 PM $Profile for Cesar$ $Email Cesar$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The first week is the toughest, once your over that it is easy street from then on.

Then you'll realize how horny you are and how stupid it is.

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Gary Oak
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posted 05-30-2004 01:17 PM $Profile for Gary Oak$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I have someone that is more than happy to take care of that for me so the longest I have gone is probably about 2 months.

In fact, she flat out loves to [Big Grin]

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Lark84
My skeleton is made of creamy nougat.
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posted 05-30-2004 03:13 PM $Profile for Lark84$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
I am sure that at one point in your life you felt that you were masturbating too much and tried to stop.

No.

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Fenix
I live in a public bathroom.
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posted 05-30-2004 08:33 PM $Profile for Fenix$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Fenix$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Lark84:

quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
I am sure that at one point in your life you felt that you were masturbating too much and tried to stop.
No.

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From: The Homeworld, Aiur | Registered: Nov 2001 | IP: Logged

The Muffin King
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posted 05-31-2004 01:05 AM $Profile for The Muffin King$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

what type of crack shit hasish are you on?

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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 05-31-2004 06:16 PM $Profile for pkthunder$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email pkthunder$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I gave it up for a while last year because I had a feeling it was decresing the effectiveness of oral sex, so I gave it up for a couple months. I'm still not sure.

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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 05-31-2004 09:09 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

pkthunder, what timing. There is a topic I have been wanting to make but never got around to it so I'll just ask here...

"Do girls enjoy receiving oral sex?"

I have heard conflicting reports...

Thanks in advance...

-MK

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Mr. K
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posted 05-31-2004 09:25 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Do you think at this point that MK posts purely to see how many people will ask if he's a gimmick account?

Cuz...I mean...you think no one can really be that stupid. But, then, you think about all the things he seems to have said on purpose before, and they are mostly pretty stupid.

But...it seems that he's actually getting stoopider, which kinda goes against the flow. Maybe he's got Alzheimer's or something.

You just have to figure it's performance art of some kind...but...well, maybe it's not.

MK, you mystify us. Congratulations on being whatever the fuck you are.

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Kid Vid2
I am a tub of earwax.
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posted 05-31-2004 10:22 PM $Profile for Kid Vid2$ $Email Kid Vid2$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm disappointed in you all. This topic has existed for over a day, and not a single one of you has started MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW!!!!11

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Jman
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posted 05-31-2004 10:40 PM $Profile for Jman$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Please, think of the kittens.

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Bulbasaur3000
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posted 05-31-2004 10:40 PM $Profile for Bulbasaur3000$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

We're not old school anymore.

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Uiru
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posted 05-31-2004 10:42 PM $Profile for Uiru$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Uiru$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Actually, I have heard from some girls that they do not enjoy oral sex. However, that only applies to some. Some of them greatly enjoy it. I mean greatly.

...so, it's a case by case thing. I would imagine that some girls don't like being spanked, either. [Smile]

~Uiru

[ 05-31-2004, 10:43 PM: Message edited by: Uiru ]

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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 06-01-2004 08:30 AM $Profile for pkthunder$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email pkthunder$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Uiru:
...so, it's a case by case thing. I would imagine that some girls don't like being spanked, either.

Depends on who is doing the spanking. [Wink]

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DoomMullet
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posted 06-02-2004 07:26 PM $Profile for DoomMullet$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Some women just have this instinct that it's wrong, they feel it's a dirty thing to do and no amount ask of you saying "No, you'll love it" will change their minds. Or, you will, and you'll do it and they'll hate it the whole time. It's definitely case-by-case.

As for jerking off, I don't do it very often to begin with, sometimes no more than 3 times a month. It just doesn't seem to be a priority for me, I've got more important shit to do.

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