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Eaichu250
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posted 05-27-2004 09:54 PM      Profile for Eaichu250   Email Eaichu250   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
please

[ 05-27-2004, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: Eaichu250 ]

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lol

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TeLeFonE
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posted 05-27-2004 10:35 PM      Profile for TeLeFonE   Email TeLeFonE   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i thought you died or something

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fuck this username is gay

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posted 05-28-2004 12:03 AM      Profile for FlameBait   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Have some Astroglide

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Uiru
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posted 05-28-2004 10:44 AM      Profile for Uiru   Author's Homepage   Email Uiru   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 

~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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Clicky Pensi
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posted 05-28-2004 02:06 PM      Profile for Clicky Pensi     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
posting in an eaichu thread

i vote we give him tropical skittles

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Chumble spuzz.

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Mr. K
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posted 05-28-2004 05:59 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I just got a B on that in Standard Mode which completely failed to impress 2 cute chicks.

Whatever.

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Jman
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posted 05-28-2004 10:40 PM      Profile for Jman   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
*sniff* I miss playing DDR. I should go play tomorrow.
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Rolken
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posted 05-29-2004 01:41 AM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I dunno if IE does this, but in Firefox I paged down across the candy picture and the scrolling made me all delirious.

pageuppagedownpageuppagedownpageuppagedownpageuppagedown

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Eaichu250
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posted 05-29-2004 11:41 PM      Profile for Eaichu250   Email Eaichu250   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
im pissed off

uiru's candy was shit

any better takers please look at my face it is red and it is angry

don't disappoint

and I am not dead

'sup Jman & Pensi man :-*

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lol

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Uiru
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posted 05-30-2004 04:12 AM      Profile for Uiru   Author's Homepage   Email Uiru   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You didn't like my Candy? How about some real Candy then?



I'm so proud of that cookie. And damn, it was good.

For reference: the cutie is my girlfriend, the guy hiding behind her is me (I'm crouching and she's sitting in a chair; I'm actually a head taller- oh, and my hair's short now ;_;) and the red thing is a giant stuffed lizard. I didn't think you could get stuffed lizards, and I certainly didn't think a girl would find one cute, but she did so afterwards I went back and bought it. This was the first Valentine's Day I actually participated in.

It's amazing what one can do with $12 worth of Smarties.
~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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EspeonNidoking
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posted 05-30-2004 01:29 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
you shoulda posted that in the "Your Pictures" thread [Big Grin]

jsut to bump it

nice pic ^_-

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$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman

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Lark84
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posted 05-30-2004 03:17 PM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:

God I'm lonely. It's spring right now, I haven't even befriended the beautiful girl next door and the existence of her boyfriend is confirmed.

I can feel the spring depression coming on.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 05-30-2004 05:17 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm glad your girlfriend is ugly because you're a bit of a twat

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Clicky Pensi
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posted 05-30-2004 06:48 PM      Profile for Clicky Pensi     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
For some reason I want the red lizard. Also that cookie must taste damn good.

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Chumble spuzz.

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Eaichu250
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quote:
Originally posted by Clicky Pensi:
For some reason I want the red lizard. Also that cookie must taste damn good.

:-*

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lol

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Mr.E
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posted 05-30-2004 10:58 PM      Profile for Mr.E     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Smarties are concave, not convex.

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MickHale18: nevermind, I'll pull out for a second
MickHale18: *pulls out finger*

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Uiru
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posted 05-31-2004 12:03 AM      Profile for Uiru   Author's Homepage   Email Uiru   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Sorry, sorry. CANADIAN Smarties. I keep forgetting that American Smarties are totally different.

Think M&Ms without the m.
~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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Clicky Pensi
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Dammit that ruined it for me. [Frown] Give the cookie to eaichu :-*

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Chumble spuzz.

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Uiru
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posted 05-31-2004 10:42 AM      Profile for Uiru   Author's Homepage   Email Uiru   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
But they taste a lot better.
~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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Cesar
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posted 05-31-2004 03:02 PM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Fcuk that smarties cookie looks damn good. Would you make me one if I sat on your lap?
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Jman
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posted 05-31-2004 06:39 PM      Profile for Jman   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
obligatory toffee crisp post
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Mr. K
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posted 05-31-2004 09:27 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
So is there chocolate in those Smarties, because that would suck.
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Uiru
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posted 05-31-2004 10:39 PM      Profile for Uiru   Author's Homepage   Email Uiru   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Smarties as I know them are chocolate with a colorful candy coating.
~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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Mr.E
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I kinda like the little tarts, myself. Considering we do have M&M's around, I don't see the need for another similar candy when there aren't really any little tart-like candies around.

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MickHale18: *pulls out finger*

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Mr. K
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posted 06-01-2004 01:33 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Uiru: Smarties as I know them are chocolate with a colorful candy coating.

You have saddened me.

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Hahaha. Uiru looks MUCH older than I expected him to be. The cookie looks friggin tasty.

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posted 06-02-2004 06:22 PM      Profile for Nirvana     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You could always listen to Good Charlotte.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nirvana:
You could always listen to Good Charlotte.

Or sever your own penis with a plastic spork, but hey, who's keeping track

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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