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MewtwoSama
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posted 05-11-2004 09:28 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
plz post all video game related crap from this week here
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Rolken
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hey fu2



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Uiru
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Goddamn EyeToy. They better be dirt cheap.



Best. Picture. Ever.
~Uiru

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Rolken
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posted 05-12-2004 12:26 AM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The EyeToy seems odd to me, in that they apparently assume the average gamers are grinning hot 18-year-old brunette chicks in tanktops who want to see themselves on the TV, as opposed to blankly staring nerds who want to see grinning hot 18-year-old brunette chicks in tanktops on the TV.

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MewtwoSama
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posted 05-12-2004 12:47 AM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
someone post stats on the DS and PSP, since I am far too lazy to look them up
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Charmeleon42
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DS Specs and Info (copied from someone from SA)
quote:
- Screens are programable in 3-D or 2-D (indivudually)
- Plays GBA games and new DS games.
- Touch screen (finger or stylus.)
- Cartridge system (flash memory.) Hold either a gbit or a gbyte, couldn't tell what he said. I think gigabyte.
- VOICE RECOGNITION WTF with a microphone built in
- 2 Wireless formats. First is some Nintendo proprietary format. 2nd format is WiFi. Connects to hotspots to get on the Internet and play multiplayer. HOT.
- Will launch in both Japan and America this year. Europe will be Q1 2005.
- Affordable price (hmmm)

SOLD
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I am sold!
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Crimzonite
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The DS is coming this year? I wasn't expecting it that soon. O_o
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MewtwoSama
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i would pay up to $200 for that
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They set the price at $150 US.
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Uiru
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posted 05-12-2004 10:04 AM      Profile for Uiru   Author's Homepage   Email Uiru   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
The EyeToy seems odd to me, in that they apparently assume the average gamers are grinning hot 18-year-old brunette chicks in tanktops who want to see themselves on the TV, as opposed to blankly staring nerds who want to see grinning hot 18-year-old brunette chicks in tanktops on the TV.

True. I'd probably only use it when my girlfriend was playing with me. If I bother to buy one at all. Luckily, there's enough of the 'good stuff' that doesn't use the EyeToy at all.

There is the additional benefit of finding out exactly how ridiculous one looks while playing DDR. I imagine it's pretty ridiculous, but with this thing I'd be able to find out. [Big Grin]

I don't have enough money to support the systems I have now (GC, GBA, DDR box- er, PS2), let alone go buying new ones. In an ideal world, I'd probably buy a DS and a PSP, but that Metroid demo sounds like actually controlling the thing is a pain in the ass. Turning and shooting done with a little stick of plastic? I like it when the buttons do that.
~Uiru

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Boodabonzi
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posted 05-12-2004 03:10 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Uiru has a girlfriend. That's so gay.

Any HL2 news?

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Jman
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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
Uiru has a girlfriend. That's so gay.

Any HL2 news?

It was delayed until 2020.
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I was told this is the stuff on the PSP.

quote:

Size
170mm x 74mm x 23mm

Weight
260 grams

Screen
16:9 Widescreen TFT LCD Display
16.7 million colors
480x272 resolution
Backlit

Sound and Video
MPEG-4 Video Codecs and others
Fully reconfigurable 3D Sound, PCM

Processor
ATRAC encoding support
MIPS 32-bit processor
NURB technology for rendering with full 3D polygons
CPU: 90 nanometers with a clock speed TBD
Embedded RAM

Universal Media Discs
Used to play games
60mms in size
1.8 GB space

Other
USB 2.0
802.11b Wi-Fi Wireless LAN connecters
Memory Stick support
128-bit AES encryption
Built-in stereo speakers
Exterior headphone connector
Brightness control
Sound mode selectors
Rechargeable Batteries

Layout
Traditional Triangle, X, Square, and Circle Buttons
D-Pad
Start
Select
Analog Stick
2 Shoulder Buttons

Games mentioned for it include Chrono Trigger Revival, Darkstalkers PSP, Devil May Cry PSP, Everqueer (Everquest for the retards), SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals, Syphon Filter PSP, Viewtiful Joe PSP, and Ys VI: The Ark of Napishtim PSP.

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quote:
Originally posted by Porygone:
I was told this is the stuff on the PSP.
Chrono Trigger Revival

If done right, this would be worth the purchase alone.

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

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Uiru
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Price: $10 000 US
~Uiru

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Charmeleon42
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I'm still interested to know of the PSP's battery life. What with the having to spin the disc and all.

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As per a bunch of people on gamefaqs, the PSP lasts 2.5 hours. That's not likely, though.. and if it is, it is complete shit.

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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:

Any HL2 news?

Apparently it is definitely coming out this summer. Right. Counter-Strike has been ported over to the hl2 engine for multiplayer (dunno if any changes are being made) and apparently the original hl has also been ported onto the new engine, so if for some reason you wanna replay that you can. That's all I got.
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Boodabonzi
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thankyou

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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DoomMullet
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quote:
Originally posted by Uiru:
Price: $10 000 US
~Uiru

wtf, I'm obviously thinking of something else, never mind

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Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Psybro
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quote:
Originally posted by Random Loser:
quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:

Any HL2 news?

Apparently it is definitely coming out this summer. Right. Counter-Strike has been ported over to the hl2 engine for multiplayer (dunno if any changes are being made) and apparently the original hl has also been ported onto the new engine, so if for some reason you wanna replay that you can. That's all I got.
Would somebody please give me a job so I can pay for a new PC to run this game. Thank you.
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life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery

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Yeah, I only get 25 fps on the old counter-strike, no chance I can run the new [Frown]
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