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Anonymous
Orangutan Spouse
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posted 04-18-2004 02:49 AM      Profile for Anonymous        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I am the only one at work that did not get laid.

The drug dealer got fucking laid. The fucking college drop out got fucking laid. Two fucking immigrants that did not finish high school got laid got fucking laid. One of the mother fuckers has a wife with a kid, and he fucks a different girl every fucking week.

One kid that got laid still goes to college. He goes to school, then goes to work then he fucks this stripper during the time he is usually sleeping. He donít even know her, he got her fucking number from a friend and now they both use each other for fucking.

Fuck that. When I get a girl I can only see her once a week cuz of work and fucking school. I'm not even fucking allowed to stay out all fucking night. Mother Fucker. I get one fucking day to spend with a fucking girl. That means I get no fucking time for myself or my fucking friends.

Shit. Iím probably too fucking lazy. Canít put in the fucking effort.

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Yurika
Farting Nudist
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posted 04-18-2004 03:01 AM      Profile for Yurika     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You have my fucking sympathy.

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Remember folks theres no "I" in "Orgy". Now ask yourself "Are you a team player"?

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Slade_64
chipmunk pr0n author
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posted 04-18-2004 04:34 AM      Profile for Slade_64   Email Slade_64   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
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From: Funky Town Texas | Registered: Aug 2000  |  IP: Logged
Knight
Insulting title
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posted 04-18-2004 05:53 AM      Profile for Knight     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You are a lowsy dancer.
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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 04-18-2004 05:58 AM      Profile for starCaliber   Email starCaliber   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
posting your problems on azure heights usually gets them solved
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Random Loser
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posted 04-18-2004 07:31 AM      Profile for Random Loser   Email Random Loser   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
making up problems and posting them on azure heights, passed off as if this is actually your life and not just something you made up, usually attracts large numbers of sarcastic comments
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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 04-18-2004 08:29 AM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 


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Hade ni ikuze!

From: Abyss of Evil | Registered: Feb 2000  |  IP: Logged
Gary Oak
Farting Nudist
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posted 04-18-2004 11:48 AM      Profile for Gary Oak     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 


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"You think it is done, you think all is well. Well kiss my green ass I shall see you in hell."

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 04-18-2004 01:06 PM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Hi guys my name is Dweedle and I have a problem. Every time I try to talk to a "girl," one of the following happens: (a) she runs away, (b) she slaps me then runs away, or (c) she is my mother. What do I do goons, please advise.

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

From: second of all, Quagmire's not really a bad guy! | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged
DoomMullet
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posted 04-18-2004 02:07 PM      Profile for DoomMullet     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
grabs their boobs, they like that

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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?

From: fondling your balls, don't you feel that? | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged
Jolteon X
I put my finger up Dweedle's butt and then in my mouth
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posted 04-18-2004 03:36 PM      Profile for Jolteon X   Email Jolteon X   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
yall gonna make me lose my mind

up in here

up in here

yall gonna make me lose my cool

up in here

up in here

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From: Heck: The hell of minor sins | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged
FlameBait
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From: Nashville, TN, USA | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged
Jolteon X
I put my finger up Dweedle's butt and then in my mouth
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posted 04-18-2004 06:21 PM      Profile for Jolteon X   Email Jolteon X   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
haha you got served

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From: Heck: The hell of minor sins | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged
Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 04-18-2004 07:07 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
don't have sex till you get married and even then don't look at your wife's naked body for 'tis a sin to behold

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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The Muffin King
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posted 04-19-2004 09:43 PM      Profile for The Muffin King   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
that dude has the same font as me, cept white and not gray
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