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Topic: This is FUCKED up.
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Anonymous
Orangutan Spouse
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posted 04-18-2004 02:49 AM
I am the only one at work that did not get laid.
The drug dealer got fucking laid. The fucking college drop out got fucking laid. Two fucking immigrants that did not finish high school got laid got fucking laid. One of the mother fuckers has a wife with a kid, and he fucks a different girl every fucking week.
One kid that got laid still goes to college. He goes to school, then goes to work then he fucks this stripper during the time he is usually sleeping. He don’t even know her, he got her fucking number from a friend and now they both use each other for fucking.
Fuck that. When I get a girl I can only see her once a week cuz of work and fucking school. I'm not even fucking allowed to stay out all fucking night. Mother Fucker. I get one fucking day to spend with a fucking girl. That means I get no fucking time for myself or my fucking friends.
Shit. I’m probably too fucking lazy. Can’t put in the fucking effort.
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Yurika
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posted 04-18-2004 03:01 AM
You have my fucking sympathy.
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Remember folks theres no "I" in "Orgy". Now ask yourself "Are you a team player"?
From: Australia, Sydney | Registered: Jan 2002
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Slade_64
chipmunk pr0n author
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posted 04-18-2004 04:34 AM
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From: Funky Town Texas | Registered: Aug 2000
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Knight
Insulting title
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posted 04-18-2004 05:53 AM
You are a lowsy dancer.
From: The farm. | Registered: Jan 2001
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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 04-18-2004 05:58 AM
posting your problems on azure heights usually gets them solved
From: San Francisco, CA | Registered: Apr 2000
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Random Loser
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posted 04-18-2004 07:31 AM
making up problems and posting them on azure heights, passed off as if this is actually your life and not just something you made up, usually attracts large numbers of sarcastic comments
From: Uni of Virginny | Registered: Feb 2001
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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 04-18-2004 08:29 AM
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Hade ni ikuze!
From: Abyss of Evil | Registered: Feb 2000
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Gary Oak
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posted 04-18-2004 11:48 AM
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"You think it is done, you think all is well. Well kiss my green ass I shall see you in hell."
AIM: GRISH81
From: Roselle, Illinois | Registered: Oct 2000
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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 04-18-2004 01:06 PM
Hi guys my name is Dweedle and I have a problem. Every time I try to talk to a "girl," one of the following happens: (a) she runs away, (b) she slaps me then runs away, or (c) she is my mother. What do I do goons, please advise.
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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune
From: second of all, Quagmire's not really a bad guy! | Registered: Nov 2000
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DoomMullet
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posted 04-18-2004 02:07 PM
grabs their boobs, they like that
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What kind of a fuckass fuck of a bumfuck shithole town is this?
From: fondling your balls, don't you feel that? | Registered: Apr 2003
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Jolteon X
I put my finger up Dweedle's butt and then in my mouth
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posted 04-18-2004 03:36 PM
yall gonna make me lose my mind
up in here
up in here
yall gonna make me lose my cool
up in here
up in here
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From: Heck: The hell of minor sins | Registered: Apr 2000
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FlameBait
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posted 04-18-2004 03:43 PM
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"The preceding post may have contained profanity, obscenity, racial slurs, and/or evidence of spamming. By reading this statement, you devoid the right to warn/ban the user based on the above post."
From: Nashville, TN, USA | Registered: Apr 2000
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Jolteon X
I put my finger up Dweedle's butt and then in my mouth
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posted 04-18-2004 06:21 PM
haha you got served
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From: Heck: The hell of minor sins | Registered: Apr 2000
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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 04-18-2004 07:07 PM
don't have sex till you get married and even then don't look at your wife's naked body for 'tis a sin to behold
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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...
From: Hitchin - biggest little shanty town in all of England | Registered: Jul 2002
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The Muffin King
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posted 04-19-2004 09:43 PM
that dude has the same font as me, cept white and not gray
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