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Anthrax
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posted 03-22-2004 11:38 PM      Profile for Anthrax   Author's Homepage   Email Anthrax   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
ok so i was at the mall the other day with my girlfriend and i stopped by the hermit crab stand and i noticed they were selling a rare species of crab.

they usually just sell caribbean ones, but these ones were blue. i guess they're seasonal or something because there wasnt any notice about them and they didnt cost more.

so i bought one. he's blue and he has a pink shell.

i need to name him him but im not good at picking out boy names so please give suggestions in this thread

the person with the worst suggestion will be banned

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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posted 03-23-2004 12:16 AM      Profile for Slade_64   Email Slade_64   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Zoidberg.

Oh and I have 3:

The blue one is named Cha-chas and the other two are at the moment nameless.

And a closeup of Cha-chas:


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Pretty shells
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Name him Reginald P. Linux.

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By the way is it bad to feed it beer?

My mom was going to take it to her kids in her class room today and I just wanted to make sure no drunken hermits will beat up any kids.

Or just have them sit there and cry cause the creepy thing in the shell has died and smells like Schnapps.

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posted 03-23-2004 02:49 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
wtf I thought this was a joke thread and then you posted pics. America truly is the land of opportunity. Call it Mr. Cuntlips.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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I'm voting for the name Chaka Khan

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Anthrax
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posted 03-23-2004 04:19 PM      Profile for Anthrax   Author's Homepage   Email Anthrax   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
TERRIBLE ALL TERRIBNEL

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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Trevisant.

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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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Also, don't the blue ones eat the little ones?

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posted 03-23-2004 10:47 PM      Profile for Anthrax   Author's Homepage   Email Anthrax   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
no the blue one is about the same size as Marana although i think Marana is tossing the new guy around and wants his shell. Cyra is just small. I might get her a small buddy.

I'm naming the new guy Orinoco unless you useless lumps can think of a better name.

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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quote:
Originally posted by Anthrax:
I'm naming the new guy Orinoco unless you useless lumps can think of a better name.

You really do suck at naming things. Give us something to name it after. Just spewing out names will just give you more options that you won't consider rather than use.

So then what, Greek gods? Video games? Pogymen? Cocks?

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The only feasible answer to the naming of Anthrax's hermit crab:

Arthur C. Korn

the C is for crab (hermit)

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Bismark

Or pick a girl's name and stick a K on the end of it

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Jessicak? Cynthiak? Natashak? ENIAC? (PEBKAC.)

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quote:
Originally posted by Slade_64:
quote:
Originally posted by Anthrax:
I'm naming the new guy Orinoco unless you useless lumps can think of a better name.

You really do suck at naming things. Give us something to name it after. Just spewing out names will just give you more options that you won't consider rather than use.

So then what, Greek gods? Video games? Pogymen? Cocks?

I don't have a naming theme you jackass. Marana and Cyra were named after Byzantine saints and the Orinoco is a river in the amazon and also a womble. I was asking for names that sounded good, not for "Mr. Cuntlips" or "Zoidberg."

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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hey how about you call it Knocturnal

then you can have the coolest negro crab around (the crab was black right, i forgot already)

or how about you use the handy list that my good friends at exotic pets kicked up :

http://exoticpets.about.com/cs/namelists/a/namescrab.htm

my cousin has a blue crab too, but he is uncreative and stupid and named it shelley

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Call it 'Lil Fetus
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Name it after something with a similar IQ (e.g. Dubya)

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quote:
Originally posted by Jman:
Call it 'Lil Fetus

needs more love

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quote:
Originally posted by Anthrax:
I was asking for names that sounded good, not for "Mr. Cuntlips" or "Zoidberg."

[Frown] My last hermit was named Zoidberg... [Frown]

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Burgess

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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