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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 03-20-2004 07:41 PM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

My friend asked me to have a threesome with her and her 21-year-old boyfriend. We are both 17, and this guy treats her like shit. She told me that he uses a penis pump. I asked her what attracts her to him, and she said that they are both lonely, so why not be lonely together. I told her that was the wrong reason to be with somebody. But she told me that he wants to watch her be with a girl, and she chose me. I said if it was just the two of us, it would be great. But with this creep watching us and getting off with his little penis, I'm scared. He lives a long ways away in another city, and she said it would have to be at his house. I feel bad to tell her no, but when she tells me he asked if I give blow jobs, it freaks me out. [Frown]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 03-20-2004 09:16 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

do them both in the pooper

at the same time

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Donald
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posted 03-20-2004 09:38 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

thread of the year

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TnA
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posted 03-20-2004 09:50 PM $Profile for TnA$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

DO you give blowjobs?

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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 03-21-2004 01:46 AM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

God damn it. Now I'm blushing. [Mad]

Also no I do not give blow jobs. Dicks are icky.

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Mr.E
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posted 03-21-2004 01:59 AM $Profile for Mr.E$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It's not as if eternally folded masses of skin are extremely attractive or anything either.

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MickHale18: nevermind, I'll pull out for a second
MickHale18: *pulls out finger*

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Crimzonite
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posted 03-21-2004 02:57 AM $Profile for Crimzonite$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by sunburnt_aphid:
I asked her what attracts her to him, and she said that they are both lonely, so why not be lonely together.

o_O

Okay, I don't know these people so I can't truly make any judgments about them. And maybe I'm the only one here that doesn't understand this. But I don't understand how two people can be "lonely together" and also desire a threesome. "Lonely together" is an oxymoron. And desiring a threesome means you want more company.

What, do they believe that they're the only real people on the planet and everyone else is just a figment of their imaginations? Or are they just really depressed?

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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 03-21-2004 03:23 AM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I don't even know the guy, but my friend has told me before that wants companionship, and she'll take the first guy who comes along. This guy sounds like a prick from what I know, and she doesn't seem any happier. [Frown]

Hopefully she'll realize she doesn't need a guy to make her feel whole. Apparently he wants a threesome so he can see two girls going at it, and be in the action himself. [Eek!]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 03-21-2004 07:57 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I SMELL NORWAY

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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veloS
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posted 03-21-2004 09:54 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

If he's circumsized, it's less icky. Oh, and sperm doesn't taste that bad too, btw.

But anyways, if he's a jerk just don't. Tell him you'll

Get over here, and have a threesome with me and my girl. We are really nice, and I don't need no pump.

No, I am not scary.

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Knight
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posted 03-21-2004 11:10 AM $Profile for Knight$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Last one on the ice is a penis pump!

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Kazuki
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posted 03-21-2004 01:03 PM $Profile for Kazuki$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Knight:
Last one on the ice is a penis pump!

Are you my dad?

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FlameBait
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posted 03-21-2004 03:40 PM $Profile for FlameBait$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Would anyone like some FlameBait® Brand Rice Krispy Treats?

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Ikuse
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posted 03-21-2004 03:57 PM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

From: In my pants. | Registered: Aug 2002 | IP: Logged

Jman
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posted 03-21-2004 05:20 PM $Profile for Jman$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Remember this one when its time to vote for the annual Thread of the Year

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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 03-21-2004 05:55 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I SCANNED HER NAVIA

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 03-21-2004 11:38 PM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

She just called me, crying. It turns out this fucker is actually 37. I don't understand though, how can someone who is almost forty trick someone into believing they are 21? Doesn't he look a little old? But anyway, she said he keeps calling and hanging up on her. I told her if she talks to him to tell him that a couple Finnish chicks are going to kick his ass.

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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LanderZRPG
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads!
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posted 03-22-2004 02:11 AM $Profile for LanderZRPG$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Pedophilia much?

Yuck.

Edit:
In any case, glad it had a happy ending. She found out he was a dick.
A dick with a Penis Pump.

Who is more than twice as old as her.

[ 03-22-2004, 02:12 AM: Message edited by: LanderZRPG ]

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From: High Prairie, AB, Canada | Registered: Mar 2001 | IP: Logged

Ikuse
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posted 03-22-2004 04:04 AM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

finnish chicks are savages

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TnA
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posted 03-22-2004 05:05 AM $Profile for TnA$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

in bed

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Boodabonzi
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posted 03-22-2004 11:20 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

LOL wtf? You guys are actually Scandanavian? Wow. My eSenses are honed like a fucking ninja's cock.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 03-22-2004 12:20 PM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
LOL wtf? You guys are actually Scandanavian? Wow. My eSenses are honed like a fucking ninja's cock.

Did you miss my very first post?

quote:
Originally posted by TnA:
in bed

We need a middle finger icon.

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Boodabonzi
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posted 03-22-2004 01:17 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I don't come here as much as I used to.

There should be a topic where people post who they are and what they've done so that people like me know who we're dealing with and how to deal with them.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Anthrax
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posted 03-22-2004 01:46 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

any girls up for a threesome with me and gf pm plz

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Dav1dL
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posted 03-22-2004 05:20 PM $Profile for Dav1dL$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Atma
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posted 03-23-2004 10:39 AM $Profile for Atma$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Then I guess that sex with a 17-year-old is legal where you are. But if it's not...

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Ikuse
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posted 03-23-2004 05:29 PM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It's legal at 16 in Finland.

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Slade_64
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posted 03-23-2004 06:52 PM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Atma:
Then I guess that sex with a 17-year-old is legal where you are. But if it's not...

It is here in Texas.

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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 03-23-2004 10:37 PM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

People do things that aren't legal, you know... [Eek!]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Pokewaterking
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posted 03-23-2004 11:12 PM $Profile for Pokewaterking$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Just have sex with her alone and piss him off hehe. Be sure to post a photo with the results here at Azure heights [Wink]

For real, if this guy is a chump, you best go with your gutt feeling. Heck you can always try two girls and keep all guys out [Wink]

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BigCheese
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posted 03-23-2004 11:17 PM $Profile for BigCheese$ $Email BigCheese$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I wish I had these problems.

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I have a nice butt!

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Mr. K
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posted 03-25-2004 07:15 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

sunburnt_aphid: I don't understand though, how can someone who is almost forty trick someone into believing they are 21? Doesn't he look a little old?

what

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pkthunder
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posted 03-25-2004 08:32 AM $Profile for pkthunder$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email pkthunder$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
sunburnt_aphid: I don't understand though, how can someone who is almost forty trick someone into believing they are 21? Doesn't he look a little old?

what

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Boodabonzi
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posted 03-25-2004 12:57 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
sunburnt_aphid: I don't understand though, how can someone who is almost forty trick someone into believing they are 21? Doesn't he look a little old?

twat

I've got no strings to hold me down

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