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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 03-20-2004 01:11 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
somcuhbloo8d

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 03-20-2004 01:27 PM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
have someone stop the flow by sticking their fist up there

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Dark_Herakurosu
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posted 03-20-2004 04:23 PM      Profile for Dark_Herakurosu   Author's Homepage   Email Dark_Herakurosu   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

[ 03-20-2004, 04:23 PM: Message edited by: Dark_Herakurosu ]

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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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ROIDS!

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Hade ni ikuze!

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Ikuse
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DON'T CLICK WHILE EATINGGAAHHAHHAHH ;9((9SDf; : [Embarrassed] ~~~@~~@~@@
From: In my pants. | Registered: Aug 2002  |  IP: Logged
Twinkle
I'm feeling fat and sassy~!
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Direct pressure will stop bleeding anywhere.
also post no pix plz

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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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Kid Vid2
I am a tub of earwax.
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This calls for the creation of goatseplusplus.cx
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Tghost
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posted 03-21-2004 07:48 AM      Profile for Tghost   Author's Homepage   Email Tghost   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Next time, use lube.
From: Auckland, New Zealand | Registered: Jan 2001  |  IP: Logged
veloS
8=D~~O:
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Stop earning money with doing gay porn. Also, Tghost is right.

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www.mightyrhapsody.com

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Windex
I am the greatest human being ever. It is impossible to insult me.
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One night a buddy of mine drank a shitload of hard liquor and shit blood the next morning. He thinks he took off a couple years of his liver's life on that bender.
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Atma
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posted 03-21-2004 12:50 PM      Profile for Atma   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Some items can be makeshift assdildos.

Cheese graters aren't one of them.

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"My name is Atma...
I am pure energy... and as ancient as the cosmos.
Forgotten in the river of time...
I've had an eternity to ponder the meaning of things...
And now I have an answer..."

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Ferquin
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posted 03-21-2004 04:42 PM      Profile for Ferquin   Author's Homepage   Email Ferquin   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oooooooooooooohhhhhh...

When your ass is sore and gettin' bloody,
Raymond's here!
Raymond's here!

Just use this lube on your stinkhole, buddy!
Raymond's here to help!

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Ferquin N.C. Root
The Ferquinarium

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Jman
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Dance! Everybody dance!
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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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quote:
Originally posted by Windex:
One night a buddy of mine drank a shitload of hard liquor and shit blood the next morning. He thinks he took off a couple years of his liver's life on that bender.

That's a beautiful story.

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

From: second of all, Quagmire's not really a bad guy! | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged
MK
is somewhat large.
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Zergling rush WTF!?
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Twinkle
I'm feeling fat and sassy~!
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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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Jman
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cfalcons new liscense plate?
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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 03-23-2004 02:45 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
that freeloading bumlover couldn't afford a scooter let alone a half decent car

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

From: Hitchin - biggest little shanty town in all of England | Registered: Jul 2002  |  IP: Logged


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