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Farting Nudist
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posted 03-12-2004 04:41 PM      Profile for Totoro   Email Totoro   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
*not know lol

As the postcount thread has demonstrated, I have been here a relatively long time, with relatively few posts.

It then dawned on me, as I was really bored today, why not catalogue my posts, from the time I joined, to present day.

Omanyte Historical Foundation:
First post ever, I think. Clicky
I started my career of posting here with a team of pokemon. Some highlights include Kingdra and Machamp, all the pokemon sets were standard however, and nobody rated my team...jerks.

My next post, with Mewtwo...
Shit, I went downhill...

Another Team Rate
This team was graciously rated by raticata, whoever the fuck that is. I had granbull.

Shit Shit Shit, it's posts like this that make me want to cry, and then possibly kill myself and others.

Yet another team rate...What game is this anyways?
I was so fucking happy that I had no mewtwo on this team, go me.

Hmm...yet another rate team thread.

Shit, wtf Totoro. Another team rate?
Looking back, I don't think getting my team rated helped my playing ability any.

I'm so desperate for attention.
Does this mean I'm gay?

An Underused Team, wow.
I won a couple rounds in that tournament if I recall correctly.

I pulled a fast one on the Boards of Azure with this post. Who knew it would be a rate my team thread?

A Pojo tournament team.
I think I won my first match, then lost interest. I don't remember, also who cares?

I'm a Shithead, am i rite?

MK rated my team. I'm too sexy for my shirt.

Yet another "Do I have herpes?" post, oh wait, no RMT PLZ

Not a RMT
In this thread, I discuss why doesn't the swords dance, thick club marowak work on the gameboy properly, never got an answer, and pokemon sucks anyways.

Team Rate Please
Shit man, shit.

Yay, not RMT
Thumbsofsteel posts a Clefable moveset, and I discuss how it will/won't work. Look at the logic, and the genius people.

Giving back to the community
I decide to rate Warcraft 3's team, I don't even understand half the shit I said anymore.

Totoro, stating the facts baby.
Too bad, I don't even own the Pokemon Crystal game, I was just going by what everyone says was cool at the time.

I'm a ratin, ratin, ratin
That is awesome. I rated another team, I think he went on to win the Mr. Pokemon Universe Championship.

Rate my fucking team.
Back in the loop.

My technical skills rule.
I came across something or other, for some game or something.

After a year of Azureheights, that is my post. Another fucking RMT.

I suggest a Jynx moveset. I thought it was good.

I think something about a Politoad was mentioned.

My last post ever in Omanyte something something

Azure Arena
My first and only post in the Azure arena, 08-13-2001.
Something about Dewgong

What a fucking waste huh?

Arbok's Internet Cafe
Uninteresting shit, All I did was join some tournaments, and probably lost, or the tournaments just fizzled out.

Karp Park
And here is where I have been browsing for the past while, exclusively.

I start a little discussion on the Kyoto Protocol.
The discussion never really caught on, but aside from this post, and all my shits in the Omanyte forum, Kyoto is pretty much the only thread I started.

Neat little game.
Neat little game, I couldn't play it for shit, cause I can't use a mouse real well.

Diablo or something.
I was playing Diablo at the time.

Pushing down the stairs
I got a decent high score on my first try, and decided to post it.

Having played Total Annhilation once, I decide that I had enough prowess to post about the big bertha. I was promptly raped in the face by Cat-Gonk.

About weight training or some shit.
I applaud Ikuse or somebody that they can do alot of pull ups. I've been going to the gym for years, and have yet to be able to do as many pull ups as that.

web page
I post something about the end of the world. I think it was funny. Also, it was just last year.

Martials Art
I post that I am a MASTER, MASTER, master.

She's hot.
Allison Mack is still tres (sorry can't do french accents on my keyboard, cause I hate the french, what the fuck that is one long bracket thing) hot.

Great Sandwich
I post about a great invention involving subs, and Dweedle does not understand.

Zero Tolerance
Fucking bitch teachers, I'm still bitter about my suspension.

Finger lickin' good.
I talk about a really hot extra/figurant in the movie the Lord of the Rings, Return of the King. Nobody seemed to notice though, fags.

Black people, when will they ever learn?

Move along people.
Whatever, boring.

Dragonlance and other fantasmic authors
Something something, I read books.

Alex is Anti-Social or something.
Retards, lol.

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

Dumb one liner, I don't even think I understand what I wrote.

What started this fucking pointless post, I am sorry.
I apologize for whoever that clicked on this thread, I was bored, and I needed to keep busy, or else I would fall asleep.

Good times people, good times.

P.S. After reading, or even opening this post, you will finally realise how fucking pointless this message board, pokemon, the entire internet really is.

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Of course everyone hates you. your a gay homosexual that keeps asking GUYS for buttsecks. Go to hell and screw the devil for all i care. ~ sl

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posted 03-12-2004 05:30 PM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
holy crap you have too much free time
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Farting Nudist
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posted 03-12-2004 05:34 PM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
yeah you gotta economize your time. for example, you can simultaneously masturbate and play pokémon yellow.
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Bob the Builder
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posted 03-12-2004 05:38 PM      Profile for Donald   Email Donald      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Or get head while playing Blue
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Farting Nudist
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posted 03-12-2004 07:53 PM      Profile for Jman     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
or be like k mouth and find an open hand

oh and instead of random pokemon version take some drugs

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Farting Nudist
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posted 03-13-2004 11:36 AM      Profile for GolemKong   Author's Homepage   Email GolemKong   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 

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Farting Nudist
Member # 269

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posted 03-13-2004 09:32 PM      Profile for Biffster     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
their clothes match
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I have a pokemon as my username. I mean, come on.
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posted 03-13-2004 09:47 PM      Profile for Mewone     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm not going to read any of those, but oh well. This makes me want to watch my Totoro anime.

My only option is suicide.

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warcraft 3
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posted 03-13-2004 10:17 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
hey i was in it.

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$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman

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