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Boodabonzi
like a virgin
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posted 03-11-2004 05:37 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

POST YOUR DETAILS HERE AND SAY HOW HAPPY YOU ARE TO BE A MEMBER OF THESE FORUMS DISPLAY YOUR PLEASANTRIES TO ANOTHER FORUM MEMBER OR LOVED ONE POST A PIC IF YOU LIKE

I'll start

Hi Dweedle, how are you doing? I hope we can imbue bevvys together sometime.

I am in England and I will never go to Zimbabwe.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 03-11-2004 05:50 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hey Porygone, I've been wantin to /msg ye but I don't get on IM's anymore...

Anyway, thanks for the tip earlier... I talked a kid out of a Kaiser Seahorse and a BEWD for $5 ^_^

They are of course in my deck now...

SUPER FUN HAPPI TIME!

[ 03-11-2004, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: MK ]

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Jman
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posted 03-11-2004 08:40 PM $Profile for Jman$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

dear azure community

what the fuck

sincerly

jman

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Donald
Bob the Builder
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posted 03-11-2004 09:42 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

dear jman

i don't fucking know

g-d bless

teddy hart

From: In your girl's panties | Registered: Feb 2001 | IP: Logged

FlameBait
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posted 03-11-2004 11:46 PM $Profile for FlameBait$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hi, my name is FlameBait. I have a bad case of penis envy. T_T

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Land und Leute
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posted 03-12-2004 01:08 AM $Profile for Land und Leute$ $Email Land und Leute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I just checked my PMs and I realized that I got a message from Iyse entitled " :P " in which he asked if I remembered who he was.

Yes buddy, I do. I remember you from back in the day of Jaxel's Pokemon site and I remember reading your article about a Pokemon convention/tournament that you attended. Very cool. I miss the Pokemon days.

Anyway, I'm very happy to be part of the Azure community. I try and visit regularly, though I remain in the background a lot because I no longer post as much. My favorite memory of Azure is when you all called me a lesbian because of a post that I made, and I actually got really pissed about it. Haha. It's so silly now that I think back on it. My favorite posts have always been the ones where we all laughed together, like the time I wrote that parody of Eminem's Without Me after returning from ban-ishment. I also always enjoyed all of the random topics, such as this one or ones about our monitor's resolution or about certain newsstories. Even though you all don't know it, you've helped me with many papers that I've had to write and have aided me in rediscovering topics that I hadlong forgotten. I *heart* Azure.

on a more serieous note the yu-gay-oh manga ended in jpn *sob*

EDIT: Disable smilies.

[ 03-12-2004, 01:09 AM: Message edited by: Land und Leute ]

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Boodabonzi
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posted 03-12-2004 11:04 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

LAND AND LEUTE IS A FUCKING TOOL, WHO AGREES WITH ME?

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Land und Leute
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posted 03-12-2004 07:35 PM $Profile for Land und Leute$ $Email Land und Leute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
LAND UND LEUTE IS A FUCKING TOOL, WHO AGREES WITH ME?

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 03-12-2004 08:25 PM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

If I may be so honest, I like being a member of Azure Heights. I like TnA and Mr. K and Anthrax and Dweedle and I even liked veloS. I do not like MK. Also, Land und Leute is funny because he just told Boodabonzi that he spelled his name wrong, but he did it subtle and funny. Land und Leute gets a 5.

Edit: I accidently typed Land und Keute and I wanted to change it so that I wouldn't get dissed.

[ 03-12-2004, 08:27 PM: Message edited by: sunburnt_aphid ]

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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Charmeleon42
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posted 03-12-2004 09:25 PM $Profile for Charmeleon42$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Charmeleon42$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Azure is still my favorite board on the whole of internetweb, even though it's been somewhat like FYAD the last week, except not very many new topics.

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TnA
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posted 03-13-2004 12:19 AM $Profile for TnA$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by sunburnt_aphid:
I like TnA

I'd like you too if you weren't a (fellow) gimmick account.

Also you must be lying because no one knows or cares about TnA.

He is not funny.

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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 03-13-2004 12:46 AM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Gimmick accounts are people too.
TnA is funny.
Don't worry buddy, someday we will be as great as NintendoLover. [Smile]

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Boodabonzi
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posted 03-13-2004 05:09 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Land und Leute:

quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
LAND UND LEUTE IS A FUCKING TOOL, WHO AGREES WITH ME?
edited

wow, nice zing, and I do german. You're okay in my book.

Sunburnt_Gayphid and TI'MABIGFATVIRGINA are the reasons this board is shit though.

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From: Hitchin - biggest little shanty town in all of England | Registered: Jul 2002 | IP: Logged

Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 03-14-2004 03:25 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Dear Anthrax,

Do you remember when we used to sing

sha la la la la la la la la la de da

just like that

sha la la la la la la la la la de da

Love,

Dweedle

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Boodabonzi
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posted 03-14-2004 05:33 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

dear Dweedle, the man at the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz

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sunburnt_aphid
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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
Sunburnt_Gayphid and TI'MABIGFATVIRGINA are the reasons this board is shit though.

y the h8?

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TnA
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posted 03-14-2004 11:31 PM $Profile for TnA$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I still like Boodabonzi even though he called me a virgin. [Frown]

And if enough people agree with him that I'm solely responsible for shit-ifying the boards, I will gladly ban myself as an act of contrition.

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powercat
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posted 03-14-2004 11:50 PM $Profile for powercat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Reading posts here makes me happy. I like to read about all of you not getting any while I score repeatedly with my hot, Asian g/f. Afterwards, she cooks something for us to eat and we watch sports together. Life is good. [Big Grin]

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Rolken
Vulcan
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posted 03-15-2004 12:27 AM $Profile for Rolken$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Rolken$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

i have sex every night with multiple women and most days too

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veloS
8=D~~O:
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posted 03-15-2004 09:05 AM $Profile for veloS$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Me too and I'm not even a Jehova's witness.

oh waite, u r momron, a i rigth?

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Boodabonzi
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posted 03-15-2004 02:02 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I've seen this scheme work wonders elsewhere. Here's the deal. Aphid and TnA are now my internet apprentices. Post if you have to but really think about it. I'll get your back if you're a bad apprentice but there's only so much I'll take.

PM either me or Dweedle if you have any questions but don't bother Dweedle too much. That porn doesn't film itself.

Your previous posts proved that you at least have a semblance of something we can bring out of you that doesn't make us want to reroute your power sources up your arseholes. Keep it up and I'll put you on probation.

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sunburnt_aphid
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posted 03-15-2004 02:42 PM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

what

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Dweedle
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posted 03-15-2004 05:58 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Dear Boodabonzi,

Two girls have said they wanted to sleep with me. What does this mean.

Dweedle

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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 03-15-2004 09:45 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

hi I'm daisy

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Crimzonite
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posted 03-15-2004 10:00 PM $Profile for Crimzonite$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'm Rick James, bitch. Show me your titties.

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137
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posted 03-16-2004 02:08 AM $Profile for 137$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

THE MILK'S GONE SOUR

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Boodabonzi
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posted 03-16-2004 02:26 PM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
Dear Boodabonzi,

Two girls have said they wanted to sleep with me. What does this mean.

Dweedle

Dear Dweedle,

I'm glad you got into contact with me; this is a dilly of a pickle. Your problem is you don't have two penises. This is a problem we've all encountered at one stage or another in our lives.

This may sound a bit left of centre but here's what I want you to do. While you do the first girl doggy style (I would advise she just sits on you and bounces so her friend can see everything and so you have a good view as well as having that nice pelvic bone of hers sliding past your cock-end regularly). While this is going on I want you to get the other girl, and I know this may sound a little right of the middle, to synthesize as if she had a willy in her right. But, and this is the bit that might sound like I'm shooting a bit off target okay, I want her to use her fingers. Two should do it but if she's not happy you can even include vegetable or a table leg into the mix to add variety. Now, when you feel yourself ready to explode into the first girls vagina fling her off your pre-pulsating cock and leave her wanting more, grab the girl with the plastic table leg shoved up her and explode all over her naked breasts. After this is done with have this girl continually, and I know this will sound a little beside the point, to suck at your willy until it is at its proper hardness again. Then replace girl one with girl two and repeat the cycle. The beautiful thing is you can keep going till you run out of gas or until the table leg gets stuck!

Anyway, enjoy and don't hesitate to write back if you have any further problems.

All my love,

Boodabonzi

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 03-16-2004 07:23 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Dear Boodabonzi,

Thanks, that was very informative. However, I was a little confused at the part where you said I have a penis. A few people have brought up this point to me but I have yet to find such a device on my body. I was told it was in my anus, so that's where I've mostly been looking. Is it really there, or am I looking in the wrong place? Thanks in advance.

Love,
Dweedle

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powercat
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posted 03-17-2004 11:43 PM $Profile for powercat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

What the hell does "centre" mean? [Roll Eyes]

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Ikuse
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quote:
Originally posted by powercat:
Reading posts here makes me happy. I like to read about all of you not getting any while I score repeatedly with my hot, Asian g/f. Afterwards, she cooks something for us to eat and we watch sports together. Life is good.

HEY! YOU NO WAN' BREAKFAST?

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Boodabonzi
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posted 03-18-2004 03:51 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by powercat:
What the hell does "centre" mean?

you're off the force, I won't take your shenanigans any further, you're a loose cannon

quote:
Originally posted by Dweedle:
Dear Boodabonzi,

Thanks, that was very informative. However, I was a little confused at the part where you said I have a penis. A few people have brought up this point to me but I have yet to find such a device on my body. I was told it was in my anus, so that's where I've mostly been looking. Is it really there, or am I looking in the wrong place? Thanks in advance.

Love,
Dweedle

Dear Dweeedle,

Again, I'm glad you got in contact with me; you could have had a very embarrassing situation on your hands! Firstly and foremostly I think I should clarify the anus issue. When a man and a woman love each other very much but the sex between the two has become stale and all the man can think about is putting his penis into a vagina that doesn't make his nipples implode and his ball-sack retract they often try a lot of different things in order that the man may once again garner some semblance of pleasure from the physical act of love and so that the woman doesn't have to go through the humiliation of knowing that all her man was ever really after was consistently good sex. Often the first, and ultimately most ignorant, thing a couple may try is counselling. This is about as useful as a football shoe made of jelly! Yes you heard; jelly! Often a couple may have some success when they decide to play different roles in order to create excitement. Some of the more successful ones are usually based around the man being a forlorn beggar and the woman being a handily sized wound in a fellow beggars back. But, again, this tactic can also be unsuccessful. The beauty is though there is one tactic that is always successful. The anus is where poopoo comes from and, I know this sounds funny but I assure you, you'll forget all about your significant other's abyss like vagina in no time when she gives the all clear into her poomixer, if you have have sex with your lady friend in there instead of her unsatisfyingly mundane vagina then I guarantee you the spice will be put back into your cinnamon-stick.

Now, by cinnamon stick I mean penis. Just to clarify: we all know that sticking our fingers up our bum feels great and gives us something interesting to do during those long sleepless nights. But Dweedle, if this is the only way you've been having a good time then you have neglected an equally important area! The problem in description is that penises vary so much in appearance. It is also important to note that there are many synonyms for the word penis. When someone is called a "dickhead" this does not mean their penis is on their head. It means that they are too retarded to realise when they should shut up. The one thing that all penises larglely have in common though is that they are where peepee comes from. It may take a few tries but when you have located your penis there are myriad ways in which to have fun with it. Now, I'm going to suggest a simple exercize, but, seeing as we all need a little practise for anything, I suggest you try it out on your father or a friend's alsation first. First, locate the penis. Second, hold it firmly in one or two hands depending on how many you feel you need. Third, start to move your hand(s) along the penis in a repetetive motion until you fell that your/your subject's penis is harder than it was before. Fourth, speed up. Fifth, not too fast big boy. Sixth, when you do a strange sticky wee all over the place be sure to consume it all so that no one knows what you've been doing! This process can be made very fun if you look at naked ladies (or men! It is the twenty-first century!!!) while doing it. This should only be attempted when you are confident though.

I hope I've cleared a few things up for you Dweedle. I know what it's like entering into a big new world of interesting appendages and enticing crevices. Just remember, nothing is wrong unless excessive amounts of blood appear.

All my love,

Boodabonzi

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Dweedle
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posted 03-18-2004 11:18 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

wait i missed that could you repeat it so i can take notes

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posted 03-25-2004 07:08 AM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I stopped reading after a while, but the part where someone called someone else a fucking tool was funny, because I pictured a tool that one would use to fuck another with, like that Hello Kitty thing. OK, so it isn't funny.

Fuck all y'all, anyway.

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