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Face
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posted 03-01-2004 11:51 AM      Profile for Face   Author's Homepage   Email Face   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yesterday I got pulled over by a cop for the first time in my entire fucking life and it wasn't too pretty.... Um 1st I drove in the upper section of my town to get to my house in downtown, and on the road that I go on to come home on I saw a cop that had just pulled over a kid about my age that was probably speeding in a black celica (2003?) so I drove by and I looked at him and our eyes met for like 5 seconds and so I drove down the hill... Anyway, I turn in a street turn around and go back up for god knows what reason... And I go past the cop in his SUV and I step on the gas and you can hear it cuz it was pretty loud and I see the cop go out and I turn in a sidestreet to stop... I wait and wait there..he finally gets out....I give him my license, registration, and insurance... As I was giving those to him my voice started to choke up and I began almost crying.. It was my only way to react to being pulled over... He calls another cop to come help him.
Then he goes in his SUV.

The other cop comes, they begin talking, then he goes in his SUV again for like a half hour.. The other cop asks me where I live, why I was speeding (or carelessly driving which is what they charged me with), and other personal things like do I take drugs, have anything they should worry about in the car and shit like that... So he gets out of the SUV and starts to check my car, mocking my intelligence as he does it and telling me how that was the most stupidest thing hes ever seen anyone do in his "long time" working as a cop in my town... So I'm just thinking and I'm like "Is this guy for real?" Then he checks the trunk, and goes in his SUV again... Then I start coughing cuz I'm sick and the other cop tells me to calm down so i said I'm sick and he shut up.. It was about 8:45 pm too so it as real dark and the other dude was behind the guy in the SUV...

So now I have to pay $81.00 soon and had points taken off my license. I don't know how many points, but I will find out soon enough. Boy, sometimes I really hate cops as they're always having something up their ass.

Fuck cops.

[ 03-02-2004, 12:23 PM: Message edited by: Face ]

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powercat
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posted 03-01-2004 01:08 PM      Profile for powercat     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Gotta say it sounds like you were the dumb@$$ for driving by the cop a second time and eyeballing him. [Roll Eyes]

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posted 03-01-2004 04:26 PM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
well that wasn't very smart of you now was it

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Face
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posted 03-01-2004 05:11 PM      Profile for Face   Author's Homepage   Email Face   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Gotta say it sounds like you were the dumb@$$ for driving by the cop a second time and eyeballing him.

I wasn't eyeballing the COP, I was eyeballing the guy he caught.

Fixed tags....>_>

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posted 03-01-2004 05:18 PM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
yay for the cops

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posted 03-01-2004 06:46 PM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
What exactly did you do? And why did you do it infront of the cops?
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Face
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posted 03-01-2004 08:03 PM      Profile for Face   Author's Homepage   Email Face   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Just found out the guy that insulted me has had a number of complaints charged against him before and me, my mom, and dad went to the police station, talked to a couple of high ranked officers there about talking to the guy that insulted me, and my mom is gonna call the chief tomorrow morning (or one of them, I forget) and tell them about the guy and his actions against me and get them to talk to him about what he did. She was so pissed off too. my dad was just like "Screw it". God I hate egotistical cops. I hope that cop gets his job taken away. Fuckhead.

[ 03-01-2004, 08:16 PM: Message edited by: Face ]

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posted 03-01-2004 08:21 PM      Profile for Ferquin   Author's Homepage   Email Ferquin   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
[That Guy] - "Hi, cops! Pull me over!"

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posted 03-01-2004 08:22 PM      Profile for 137   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yeah, I'm sure he'll lose his job for saying what you did was stupid.

At least he let you stay in your car, and didn't rough you up or anything. I'd be happy.

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posted 03-01-2004 08:29 PM      Profile for Face   Author's Homepage   Email Face   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I stayed outside the car for the whole time.

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posted 03-01-2004 11:58 PM      Profile for Yurika     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Face:
Fuck cops.

Best thing I read today.

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posted 03-02-2004 12:08 AM      Profile for 137   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Oh, whoops. You should still be happy that the greatest injustice you were dealt was a snide remark.
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posted 03-02-2004 12:15 AM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
AND HE HAD TO PAY MONEY

ACTUAL MONEY

NOT MONOPOLY MONEY

LEGAL U.S. TENDER

OUT OF HIS OWN POCKET TOO MOST LIKELY

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posted 03-02-2004 12:33 AM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Why did you turn around, go back past the cop and ACCELERATE!?
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posted 03-02-2004 12:35 AM      Profile for 137   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's not like he has to pay money for no reason other than the cop says so. He got ticketed.

"And I go past the cop in his SUV and I step on the gas and you can hear it cuz it was pretty loud"
Punching the gas when you're driving past a cop is pretty stupid; he should have been told that.

edit: oh, and I know what money is. What was that about?

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ceoalex316
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posted 03-02-2004 01:09 AM      Profile for ceoalex316     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ikuse was pointing out a greater injustice than the remark which you claimed to be the greatest injustice.

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posted 03-02-2004 02:16 AM      Profile for MewtwoSama   Author's Homepage   Email MewtwoSama   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
injustice? more like he deserved it

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posted 03-02-2004 04:12 AM      Profile for Slade_64   Email Slade_64   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Heh, I got two speeding tickets this last week for going 8 - 10 MPH over. I think teh cops were trying to meet their quota for Feb.

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posted 03-02-2004 06:31 AM      Profile for 137   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
but it's not an injustice when you do something stupid so that you deserve to pay the ticket

that part was totally fair, is what I was saying

not an injustice

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http://www.pokemasters.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26622
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"cops in new york freaked out, and shot a guy 15 times because they thought he had a grenade.

He was eating a pear!

How do you fuck that up?"

OHH!!! WHAT A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!!

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