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Anthrax
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posted 02-26-2004 01:02 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

i have two pet hermit crabs in my dorm room they are called Marana and Cyra

marana has a green shell and cyra has a yellow one

marana is bigger than cyra and is more energetic

cyra is missing a leg [Frown]

hermit crabs were named hermit crabs because the first hermit crab was found on the body of the famous hermit Rainer Fassbinder, the german film director

rainer fassbiner was bisexual

one of his lovers killed himself in a french prison

hermit crabs eat hermit crab food which is found in pet stores and at the hermit crab kiosk at the mall

hermit crabs live on land yet need to be submerged in water once a week so they dont die

hermit crabs are violently afraid of mandrills

the crest of king charles the second had a hermit crab rampant on a field crimson

the motto of king charles the second was "ipsos cuanto finicula nunc id vides eres en fenestrum" or, "touch not the hermit crab bot a glove"

contrary to popular belief hermit crabs do in fact grow their own shells

some people say hermit crabs can talk but the only thing my hermit crabs have ever said to me was one time marana said "sanguis bibimus, corpus edimus" [Confused]

the hermit crab is the mascot of the reform party, since ross perot was befriended by a herd of hermit crabs while he was stranded on a desert isle during the korean war

this is why reform candidates are said to be "as obsequious as a hermit crab"

jesse ventura, ironically, is allergic to hermit crabs, and indeed all shellfish

hermit crabs should not be eaten by anyone, as it is considered bad luck by the maoris

they also taste really bad, so please don't eat them

did you know?

1) the hermit crab cannot reproduce in captivity, the eggs need to hatch in the ocean
2) hermit crabs and polar bears are natural enemies
3) hermit crabs and vinegaroons are natural enemies
4) hermit crabs and dominicans are natural enemies
5) hermit crabs and fiddler crabs are natural enemies
6) hermit crabs and the grimace are natural enemies
7) hermit crabs and lemurs are natural enemies
8) hermit crabs and the irish are natural allies

hermit crabs were once thought by sailors to be mermaids, and would often be led astray by their eerie singing

many a sailor now rests at the bottom of a hermit crabs cave

the character "pilot" from tv's farscape was based off a hermit crab

the character "weezy" from tv's the jeffersons was played by Isabel Sanford

george was played by Sherman Hemsley

Hunter Hearst Helmsley is played by Triple H

Triple H kidnapped Stephanie McMahon and married her in las vegas

hermit crabs don't get married

hermit crabs do however mate for life, and when their partner dies they go into a drinking binge to wash away their sorrows then they hook up with some bimbo at the bar and they get an STD

99% of all hermit crab STDs are fatal

hermit crabs shed their skin

when they are done shedding their skin they eat it to regain lost calcium

hermit crabs regenerate lost limbs when they shed their skin

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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posted 02-26-2004 01:28 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Also Anthrax has been promoted and now has cflakkin's job.

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posted 02-26-2004 01:33 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

ahahahahhahahahahahahaha

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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posted 02-26-2004 02:16 PM $Profile for Wintermute$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Wintermute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Many years ago my parents and my grandmother took me to Barbados where we stayed in a beach house. I befriended a hermit crab and brought him to the house to play. After awhile I got bored so I went to do something else. When I came back the hermit crab had left, so I concluded that he went home.

Some time later my grandmother made noises strongly suggesting that this was the wrong conclusion.

I would support a constitutional ban against hermit crabs meeting the fate met by my old friend.

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posted 02-26-2004 04:06 PM $Profile for gruco$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I had a hermit crab once. His name was Herman.

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posted 02-26-2004 04:09 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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Hade ni ikuze!

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posted 02-26-2004 04:54 PM $Profile for GolemKong$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email GolemKong$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

did you and/or marana eat cyra's leg

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posted 02-26-2004 05:30 PM $Profile for Atma$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I seem to remember someone saying that hermit crabs are closer genetically to spiders than other crabs.

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posted 02-26-2004 06:25 PM $Profile for TnA$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Atma:
I seem to remember someone saying that hermit crabs are closer genetically to spiders than other crabs.

I think you're talking about the horseshoe crab

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posted 02-26-2004 10:08 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

so what can i do with my new found power level

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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posted 02-26-2004 10:29 PM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by TnA:

quote:
Originally posted by Atma:
I seem to remember someone saying that hermit crabs are closer genetically to spiders than other crabs.
I think you're talking about the horseshoe crab

It looks like a trilobite!

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posted 02-26-2004 11:19 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Anthrax: so what can i do with my new found power level

You can access cflakkin's secret stash of nude AnnieKat pictures. They're just pictures of porn stars with AnnieKat's head on them, but cflakkin made them himself with TLC, so they're special.

Also you could ban me if I vote for Nader.

Also I had a hermit crab when I was young and I named it after Evel Knievel. I was too young to understand why all the grown-ups thought it was strange when I talked about my friend "Evil"...

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Anthrax
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posted 02-26-2004 11:51 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

whoa how do i ban people [Cool]

edit: hey can i be on the contributors page for being cool

[ 02-27-2004, 12:01 AM: Message edited by: Anthrax ]

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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posted 02-27-2004 03:06 AM $Profile for White Cat$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Also Anthrax has been promoted and now has cflakkin's job.

cfalcon was the ultimate authoritative power in the universe?

also I thought Thrax could already ban people

also^2 why couldn't I ban people and change titles and stuff even when I outranked Thrax [Frown]

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posted 02-27-2004 03:32 AM $Profile for Charmeleon42$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Charmeleon42$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

http://www.officeclips.com/clips/crab1.mpg

hermet crab: the movie

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posted 02-27-2004 02:33 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Well, he can't technically do it from the web (for security reasons), but since he can bend time, space, and will with his mind, he can tell me to ban myself and I will have no choice but to comply.

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posted 02-27-2004 03:38 PM $Profile for Atma$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

...yah, that.

Icehawk wins.

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Forgotten in the river of time...
I've had an eternity to ponder the meaning of things...
And now I have an answer..."

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posted 02-27-2004 09:43 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

i'm home for the weekend i hope marana and cyra will be ok for two days [Embarrassed]

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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posted 02-28-2004 11:24 AM $Profile for Atma$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Take a picture of them.

Make them Azure's March picture.

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I am pure energy... and as ancient as the cosmos.
Forgotten in the river of time...
I've had an eternity to ponder the meaning of things...
And now I have an answer..."

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posted 03-01-2004 02:14 AM $Profile for LanderZRPG$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A guy down the hall from me has a pet hermit crab.

In a fake shell... some orange-tigerstriped plastic one.

Cute little bugger, though.

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posted 03-01-2004 08:30 PM $Profile for Ferquin$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ferquin$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by TnA:

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posted 03-01-2004 08:34 PM $Profile for 137$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

oh my goodness a pokemon that was based on a real life animal what are the odds

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posted 03-02-2004 06:04 PM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Oh, probably somewhere around 7:10 . Just an estimate, though.

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posted 03-02-2004 11:33 PM $Profile for Atma$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Kabuto WAS based on an IRL animal... but NOT that one. A while back, they found some millimeter-wide (or something) depression of an ancient tiny thing that looked EXACTLY like Kabuto.

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Forgotten in the river of time...
I've had an eternity to ponder the meaning of things...
And now I have an answer..."

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