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Mewone
I have a pokemon as my username. I mean, come on.
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posted 02-14-2004 09:50 PM      Profile for Mewone     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Love sucks. Agree with me or I'll stab ya in the ear hole.
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Charmeleon42
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posted 02-14-2004 10:24 PM      Profile for Charmeleon42   Author's Homepage   Email Charmeleon42   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
cause you're a lonely sumboi eh
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Ikuse
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posted 02-14-2004 10:27 PM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It's just another fuckin' hallmark holiday.

Dumb broads think it's a day that they get extra special attention and gifts and shit for one day out of the whole damn year.

But if you're a decent boyfriend then your lady won't expect anything much from you on valentine's day.

Someone should rename it to dumb broads shut up day.

If you're looking for a day to treat your lady with lots of attention, then that's every day.

Blarg I hate Valentine's day. Even though I got my lady throwing knives.

edit: comedy GET THE FUCK ON AIM option, Shane.

[ 02-14-2004, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: Ikuse ]

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FlameBait
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posted 02-14-2004 10:28 PM      Profile for FlameBait   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
If you need to have an official day to say you love someone, then something is wrong with your relationship.

Oh, and I GOT SOME BOOOTY! I GOT SOME BOOOTY!

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Tghost
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posted 02-14-2004 10:37 PM      Profile for Tghost   Author's Homepage   Email Tghost   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Valentines Day rocks. Especially when you've been with the same girl for two and a half years.
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Donald
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posted 02-14-2004 11:10 PM      Profile for Donald   Email Donald      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
rip versus books

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Atma
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[11:53] * Now talking in [channel]
[11:53] * Topic is 'happy pathetic excuse to make out in public day!'
[11:53] * Set by Targen on Fri Feb 13 00:06:59

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I am pure energy... and as ancient as the cosmos.
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Lark84
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posted 02-15-2004 02:06 AM      Profile for Lark84     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You know you're a loser when the first thought which pops into your head on Valentine's Day is "I wonder what Googles' logo'll look like today?".

It was pretty neat, the two O's were kissing each other. They didn't overdo it with hearts and shit.

TV showed 6 episodes of Spider-man in a row, so I had a pretty good Valentine's Day.

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Cesar
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posted 02-15-2004 02:47 AM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Nothing makes me more depressed then Valentine's Day. All those valentine's day specials make me realize how lonely I really am...

Even Charlie Brown is getting some [Frown] good grief

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cfalcon
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Even Charlie Brown is getting some [Frown] good grief
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Dweedle
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posted 02-15-2004 04:03 AM      Profile for Dweedle   Email Dweedle   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
hey i told off an ex-girlfriend and got real stoned

best valentine's day ever

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Rolken
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posted 02-15-2004 04:40 AM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
rolken is falling in love. <3
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cfalcon
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posted 02-15-2004 05:15 AM      Profile for cfalcon   Email cfalcon   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Isn't that all you Mormons do?
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Dav1dL
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It didn't work. [Frown]

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Rolken
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posted 02-15-2004 09:29 AM      Profile for Rolken   Author's Homepage   Email Rolken   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
Isn't that all you Mormons do?

True story. The campus newspaper had a ten-page bridal guide before Valentine's Day. Only at BYU...

I've heard people say that half of students are married when they graduate, and while I don't know how precise that is, I know that there sure are enough strollers around campus.

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Bulbasaur3000
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I had the best Valentine's Day in the world because it snowed.

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pkthunder
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posted 02-15-2004 11:07 AM      Profile for pkthunder   Author's Homepage   Email pkthunder   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by cfalcon:
Isn't that all you Mormons do?

After they fall in love and get married, they have sex and make lots of babies.

Kelly and Nathan are expecting their third in July.

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Boodabonzi
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posted 02-15-2004 12:16 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Valentine's day is a great excuse for extra goggins.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Jman
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posted 02-15-2004 12:29 PM      Profile for Jman   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I got candy from my mom.

So Valentine's Day is alright.

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Lark84
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quote:
Originally posted by Bulbasaur3000:
I had the best Valentine's Day in the world because it snowed.

Which reminds me about the only sucky thing with mine. The -12°C cold went up to +2°C, and the 20 cm deep cover of snow melted, and it was all wet outside, water dripping from the trees and roof ledges and whatnot.

I got some good stuff out of the snow before it melted though - remember that girl I mentioned about a month ago? I met her this Monday on my way to school and we walked together to the bus stop in a cold, snow-covered landscape, clear blue sky, rising sun.

Great stuff, it filled my happiness quota for more than a week so Valentine's Day could suck all it want, which it didn't anyway.

Unfortunately, she confirmed the existence of her boyfriend, but you can't get everything you want I suppose.

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Fenix
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quote:
Originally posted by Jman:
I got candy from my mom.

So Valentine's Day is alright.



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Wizzymoto
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Yesterday I asked 12 chicks who I just met to be MY Valentine...

Only 3 said yes.

Then the cops came and told me to go into the corner.

Also I didn't shit from my mom [Frown]

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Uiru
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I made my girlfriend a giant cookie covered in Smarties, made to look like Candy's background. Everybody loved it. And I bought her a giant red lizard thing; I'm not sure what it has to do with Valentine's Day but it felt nice and she thought it was cute when we saw it in passing, and I could do worse with twelve bucks so I thought what the hell. The materials to make the cookie cost me more than the lizard did.

Everybody loved the lizard too. Yes, they refer to it as a Mexican Jew Lizard. Yes, all of my friends are giant nerds.

I got a really big card that made me smile. It was extremely sweet and thoughtful (and mildly naughty). And I got some luv. So, yeah. This year's Valentine's Day gets an A+; would do again.
~Uiru

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AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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Ikuse
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posted 02-16-2004 01:36 AM      Profile for Ikuse   Author's Homepage   Email Ikuse   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
but did you get brain
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Boodabonzi
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quote:
Originally posted by Uiru:
And I got some luv.

did you jizz in her ear while fellating her dog? Did you sit holding hands while watching Dirty Dancing?

You gotta be a bit more specific dude.

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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Uiru
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...somewhere in between. If you know what I mean. Etc.

Sex, you miscreant.
~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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Valentine's Day is awesome if you've got a g/f... You're practically guaranteed to get some! [Wink]

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Boodabonzi
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quote:
Originally posted by powercat:
Valentine's Day is awesome if you've got a g/f... You're practically guaranteed to get some! [Wink]

forthright AND concise

good man

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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ceoalex316
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quote:
Originally posted by Uiru:
Everybody loved the lizard too. Yes, they refer to it as a Mexican Jew Lizard. Yes, all of my friends are giant nerds.

Does it make me a nerd if I know why they call it a mexican jew lizard?
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Uiru
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Yes.
~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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Boodabonzi
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posted 02-18-2004 12:33 PM      Profile for Boodabonzi   Email Boodabonzi   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I challenge thee to a duel. Miscreant YOU sir.

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