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Kazuki
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posted 01-16-2004 10:40 PM $Profile for Kazuki$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I signed up for the Mystery Shopper service back in November, and they found me an assignment, so I'm going on Sunday to some donut shop.

Basically I have to order one dozen donuts, and a coffee. Half of the donuts have to be jelly, and the rest have to be random, as in chosen by the employees. I gotta check out all sorts of things, like how clean everything is, how prompt my service is, what kind of pastries are out, names of the people that help me, how friendly everyone is, and most importantly, the names of the random donuts.

I fill out this whole sheet about those little things, then eat the donuts. I mail 'em in the report and the recipt, and in a little over a month I get it back with my money reimbursed, and some cash just for going and reviewing.

It's only about 20 bucks now, but I know people that've done a week-long pizza thing like this and got a lot more money.

Its really a great job for slackers like me who just like to pig out, so I thought I'd mention it.

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" When we get outta the 80's and into the 90's, we'll make the 60's look like the 50's. "

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Ikuse
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posted 01-16-2004 10:55 PM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

first thing that went through my mind

"he's a cop"

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Donald
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posted 01-17-2004 12:18 AM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I am stabbing an apple and pretending it's your head

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Tghost
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posted 01-17-2004 12:50 AM $Profile for Tghost$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Tghost$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I GET PAID TO SURF THE INTERWEB!!!!!!!11111111111

MY CHECK IS SO IN THE MAIL!11

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Lark84
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posted 01-17-2004 02:16 AM $Profile for Lark84$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

That's pretty cool, but not as cool as the job this guy has a chance of getting:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/sideshowjamie/3755.html

Basically, if he gets it, he'll get paid to build with LEGO. Number 1 slacker job, anyone?

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Charmeleon42
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posted 01-17-2004 03:06 AM $Profile for Charmeleon42$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Charmeleon42$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

That guy rocks my world.

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Tghost
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posted 01-17-2004 03:23 AM $Profile for Tghost$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Tghost$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Charmeleon42:
That guy rocks my world.

Quoted for posterity.

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Kazuki
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posted 01-17-2004 11:10 AM $Profile for Kazuki$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Getting paid to build legos all day seems pretty sweet.

Plus, you probably don't have to wait a month for your check, but this is my first job, so I'm not complaining.

[ 01-17-2004, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: Kazuki ]

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" When we get outta the 80's and into the 90's, we'll make the 60's look like the 50's. "

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ceoalex316
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posted 01-17-2004 03:10 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Now you can really learn the value of hard work.

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Brayze
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posted 01-17-2004 03:22 PM $Profile for Brayze$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by ceoalex316:
Now you can really learn the value of hard work.

The only thing you learn after doing hard work is that it has no value.

People who talk about teaching people the value of hard work are actually just pricks who want to spread their suffering around.

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cfalcon
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posted 01-17-2004 07:33 PM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Ok, a brief aside: a lot of people who say that, mean it, because they have done hard work and benefitted from it personally. They are speaking from experience, and honestly feel that that (twisted, in my opinion) way of looking at the world is valid.

So I'd say, at worst, accidentally evil.

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ceoalex316
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posted 01-18-2004 12:24 AM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Cfalcon, are you agianst hard work?

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Rei the Giant Koffing
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posted 01-18-2004 01:38 AM $Profile for Rei the Giant Koffing$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

heh, I also came close to applying for that mystery shopper job last year. I changed my mind at the last minute because it looked like you had to pay some sort of Fee just to join them.

Finding good networking jobs = [Mad]

-Rei

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MTG
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posted 01-18-2004 02:27 AM $Profile for MTG$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MTG$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Make shure the Donuts are low carb, since the whole country is obcessed with this Atkins bullshit.

[That Guy]

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There ain't nothin' wrong with big strong girl, if you can cook your ass of I'll give you the world. You can be skinny or fat, white or black, pussy is pussy, so yeah, I'd hit that.

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Charmeleon42
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posted 01-18-2004 02:45 AM $Profile for Charmeleon42$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Charmeleon42$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Today's "diets" are retarded. It's all about my diet.

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Kazuki
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posted 01-18-2004 12:26 PM $Profile for Kazuki$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I have a super-high metabolism anyhow, so nothing I eat really bothers me.

Edit: Except poop, I don't like the taste of poop.

[ 01-18-2004, 12:27 PM: Message edited by: Kazuki ]

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" When we get outta the 80's and into the 90's, we'll make the 60's look like the 50's. "

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Dweedle
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posted 01-18-2004 02:15 PM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Charmeleon42:
Today's "diets" are retarded. It's all about my diet.

the diet where you play video games all the time?

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Kazuki
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posted 01-18-2004 02:16 PM $Profile for Kazuki$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I just got back from the donut shop.

They got a pretty poor rating where cleanliness is concerned, but the donuts are damn good, and the guy working there gave me 14 instead of 12, so I'm happy.

Now I just mail out the evaluation and wait for my check...

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" When we get outta the 80's and into the 90's, we'll make the 60's look like the 50's. "

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Charmeleon42
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posted 01-18-2004 04:31 PM $Profile for Charmeleon42$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Charmeleon42$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Thats the one.

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