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Bulbasaur3000
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posted 01-07-2004 06:17 PM      Profile for Bulbasaur3000     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm in desperate need of a job and would appreciate this info greatly. Thx.

Also the rotating smilie is not used enough anymore.

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This signature sucks. Why is it here?

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MK
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posted 01-08-2004 12:22 AM      Profile for MK     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Probably have to be 18.

Now, I know it's not canon, but on Bevis and Butthead they were going to sell sperm and they're like somewhere from 14-16. But that's just a cartoon...

I'd figure if you're 18 they wouldn't turn you away. But then again, if you can produce cum and you're smart [they don't take just anyone] then give it a shot. Dress nicely, don't wear a stupid T-shirt...

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TnA
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posted 01-08-2004 12:39 AM      Profile for TnA   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Bulbasaur wants to spread his leech seed.

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Mr. K
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posted 01-08-2004 08:00 AM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Seriously, MK, which one of us are you really?
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Donald
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I thought it was YOU, Mr. K.
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Kiseiju
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posted 01-08-2004 02:41 PM      Profile for Kiseiju     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
If you're still desperately seeking a job then they don't want your sperm.

Get a job, you bum!

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The strong take away from the weak, while the smart take away from the strong...

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Land und Leute
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posted 01-08-2004 03:42 PM      Profile for Land und Leute   Email Land und Leute   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by MK:
...then give it a shot.

Ah ha ha.

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Donald: I thought it was YOU, Mr. K.

SSSSShhh!

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