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MewtwoSama
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posted 12-12-2003 11:56 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

ITT Tales of the Women's Restroom.

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posted 12-13-2003 12:23 AM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

It's cleaner there.

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posted 12-13-2003 12:55 AM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I hear that it's like really pretty in there and they have like people giving massages and foot rubs...

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Crimzonite
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posted 12-13-2003 01:06 AM $Profile for Crimzonite$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The women's bathroom has a couch. I've seen it from outside one of the bathrooms. Also, a few video games I've played let me go into the women's bathroom and they have couches too.

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posted 12-13-2003 01:14 AM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I am framing that MK quote, just as soon as this CLAN CLAM thing stops making me chuckle.

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quote:
Originally posted by Crimzonite:
The women's bathroom has a couch. I've seen it from outside one of the bathrooms. Also, a few video games I've played let me go into the women's bathroom and they have couches too.

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The women's bathroom has a couch. I've seen it from outside one of the bathrooms. Also, a few video games I've played let me go into the women's bathroom and they have couches too. -Crimzonite

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posted 12-13-2003 02:15 AM $Profile for 137$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

My first reaction (to this thread so far) was that women's restrooms are certainly not cleaner than men's, but that made me question the more-widespread applicability of circumstances in my location, which may not be quite the average.

I do kitchen work, which means when I'm unfortunate enough to be working for a corporation the responsibility of restroom cleanup falls on me. I've seen turds on toilet seats, tampons stuck to walls, and more urine on the floors beneath toilets than I've ever seen below urinals.

As a sidenote, I didn't clean the turds or the tampon. For the tampon incident, I told my boss he wasn't paying me enough to touch that. When prompted, I asked for a $50,000 raise, retro. It went similarly for the poop.

edit: oh, right. not a chick; no actual restroom tales. but that may have worked . . ?

[ 12-13-2003, 02:20 AM: Message edited by: 137 ]

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cfalcon
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posted 12-13-2003 02:28 AM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

From the few that I've had to compare, I think that the men's rooms are dirtier.

I've never been sure, though, if that's because men don't give a shit, but ladies will bitch- in other words, I don't know which ones GET dirtier, only which ones STAY dirtier.

And, of course, n is small.

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powercat
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posted 12-13-2003 03:28 AM $Profile for powercat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Once, when he was working at a KFC, my friend found a huge "homemade chocolate bar" on the floor of the men's restroom. Enough said.

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posted 12-13-2003 03:31 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by 137:
I do kitchen work, which means when I'm unfortunate enough to be working for a corporation the responsibility of restroom cleanup falls on me.

Sucks don't it?

Difference? We have urinals + toilets while they have an extra regular toilet.

Oh and it smells of poo-tang and pot-pooree...

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posted 12-13-2003 10:02 AM $Profile for pkthunder$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email pkthunder$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Yes, if the restroom is big enough, there is a couch. Second floor, Reitz Union, for example. I used to nap there between my 2nd and 6th period classes.

There are a lot of women who don't know how to flush. There are also a lot of women who think they will catch a disease from a toilet seat so they hover with their asses never touching the seat and spray urine all over the place, because we lucked out by getting multiple orgasms over standing while peeing.

For some reason, girls talk to each other while they are peeing.

It is shameful to make loud pooing noises and strong pooing smells in women's public restrooms, so many chicks will hold it until they get home. If they have to poo and are going to their date's place for the night afterwards, they are screwed and will probably get a colon disease. Oftentimes I cannot hold it so I just let myself go in a strange poo-Zen moment. I always courtesy flush and if there are other women in the restroom at the time of the event, I will stay in my stall until they leave, not wanting to show my face.

In some nice restaurants I've been in, they have pretty smelling lotions in the ladies' restroom.

Ladies' restrooms are often purple and/or have lots of flowers.

Texas Roadhouse is one of my favorite restaurants, but their bathrooms suck.

More later, if I think of it.

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posted 12-13-2003 12:30 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

This one time I had the shits and had to use the toilets at school and they had NO FUCKING SOAP in the guy's toilets, what kind of NEANDERTHAL SHIT is that?

So because there was no around, I went into the girl's, where there WAS soap. I washed my hands as quickly as possible but I was fascinated by how everything was gleaming and not covered in urine.

I made my escape without incident.

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posted 12-13-2003 12:42 PM $Profile for Wintermute$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Wintermute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Gleaned from bathrooms around my university:

Men: Graffiti often involves doodles of bodybuilders with 5-foot penises shattering the skulls of balloon-breasted women.

Women: "I'm in love with someone I don't think my family would approve of. He wants children and is wonderful!!! What should I do please HELP!?"

Also...
I was fascinated by how everything was gleaming and not covered in urine.

Read in a men's stall: "Any idiot can piss on the floor. It takes a real hero to shit on the ceiling."

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posted 12-13-2003 03:49 PM $Profile for moogleman$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

My girlfriend always complains about girls not washing their hands after using public washrooms. I have also noticed many guys in my school not wash. Stupid dirty bastards.

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posted 12-13-2003 06:11 PM $Profile for Rysto$ $Email Rysto$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Unfortunately, this is not my story.

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posted 12-13-2003 06:50 PM $Profile for EspeonNidoking$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
Oftentimes I cannot hold it so I just let myself go in a strange poo-Zen moment.

uh...

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pkthunder
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posted 12-13-2003 11:24 PM $Profile for pkthunder$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email pkthunder$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by EspeonNidoking:

quote:
Originally posted by pkthunder:
Oftentimes I cannot hold it so I just let myself go in a strange poo-Zen moment.
uh...

In the bathroom

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Tenshi no Myu
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posted 12-14-2003 01:08 AM $Profile for Tenshi no Myu$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Women are dirty too, just in different ways.
I hate the who,e 'hovering' thing, it makes life difficult for non-hoverers... why can't they just use the seat-cover paper thingie? Jeeze.

Also, if there is a toilet overflow, women just run for it without saying anything... that prolly happens to guys too, tho'.

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posted 12-14-2003 03:26 AM $Profile for Mr.E$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by moogleman:
I have also noticed many guys in my school not wash. Stupid dirty bastards.

Then don't piss on your hand.

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posted 12-14-2003 02:07 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.E:

quote:
Originally posted by moogleman:
I have also noticed many guys in my school not wash. Stupid dirty bastards.
Then don't piss on your hand.

Being warm and enclosed, the crotch is an excellent breeding place for germs.

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posted 12-15-2003 02:06 AM $Profile for Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Walked into the girls toilet in the school I was on exchange to in Japan. Two chicks walked in after me. I noticed something was wrong as soon as I saw the lack of urinals.

Then again, I'm pretty sure some of the japophiles on this board would kill to say that they had done the same.

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posted 12-15-2003 02:23 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.E:

quote:
Originally posted by moogleman:
I have also noticed many guys in my school not wash. Stupid dirty bastards.
Then don't piss on your hand.
Being warm and enclosed, the crotch is an excellent breeding place for germs.

Your point? I don't touch my crotch to pee.

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posted 12-15-2003 02:38 AM $Profile for Crimzonite$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Egyptian Cat-Gonk:
Walked into the girls toilet in the school I was on exchange to in Japan. Two chicks walked in after me. I noticed something was wrong as soon as I saw the lack of urinals.

Wait. I thought Japan didn't have any urinals? Their toilets are holes in the ground that they have to squat over.

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posted 12-15-2003 11:08 AM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Slade_64:
]Your point? I don't touch my crotch to pee.

Then you sir are either an excellent marksman or a dirty pig.

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posted 12-15-2003 04:45 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

mebbe he pees with an erection.

just watch out for the splash-back effect folks, splatter don't flatter

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posted 12-15-2003 05:04 PM $Profile for Mr.E$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The penis protrudes from your crotch, but it's not exactly stuck way in there or anything. It tends to stick out a few inches, being a penis and all.

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posted 12-15-2003 06:17 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

YOUR PENIS AND YOUR CROTCH ARE IN THE SAME FUCKING PLACE

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quote:
Originally posted by Mr.E:
The penis protrudes from your crotch, but it's not exactly stuck way in there or anything. It tends to stick out a few inches, being a penis and all.

Exactly. Just unzip, make sure it's pointing in the right direction, angling my body to point towards target, and let er rip.

quote:
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Then you sir are either an excellent marksman or a dirty pig.

Heh, both. I hate it when hair gets on the hole and splits the pee stream. Then again, I don't have that problem anymore... [Wink]

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posted 12-16-2003 02:13 AM $Profile for Rolken$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Rolken$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I am proud to say that I never have used and never will use a urinal. Peeing on a wall inches away is disgusting.

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quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
I am proud to say that I never have used and never will use a urinal. Peeing on a wall inches away is disgusting.

Agreed. Urinals are lame.

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posted 12-16-2003 11:18 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

anyone that doesn't use a urinal has a small penis, I don't see chicks using urinals, and they anatomically don't even have a willy, therefore, the more you use a urinal the bigger your willy and the less a girl pees the tighter her twat. It's simple logic people.

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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
the less a girl pees the tighter her twat.

Last I checked -- which was 5 minutes ago (I asked my sis and she called me a pervert)
URETHRA =/= VAGINA

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posted 12-17-2003 10:59 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

you need to recognize dude, come back here when you've learned to recognize

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quote:
Originally posted by Boodabonzi:
anyone that doesn't use a urinal has a small penis, I don't see chicks using urinals, and they anatomically don't even have a willy, therefore, the more you use a urinal the bigger your willy and the less a girl pees the tighter her twat. It's simple logic people.

I don't use urinals because I'm paranoid that the sides of my jeans will touch the inside of the urinal, and I'll be forced to rush home, change, and then burn the tainted pants.

I have been called a liar by too many people. I do not intend to prove them right.

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posted 12-18-2003 09:46 AM $Profile for Boodabonzi$ $Email Boodabonzi$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

you peoples' paranoia baffles me

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posted 12-18-2003 11:03 PM $Profile for Mr. K$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Mr. K$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Well, at least I got a sig out of it.

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