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crazychik01
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If you were or are going out with somebody, and you found out they were cheating on you, what would you do? [Confused]

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P.S. It is also somebody on this message board too. [Frown]

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install punkbuster. problem solved.
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According to law in...I forget, Washington or somewhere, your allowed to kill your GF/Wife and the person she's cheating with in bed.

...the drawback being that you must do it with one bullet. For anyone who has played Unreal Tournement, Counter-Strike, Quake or whatnot...that would be easy as pie. [PBJ Time!]

mmm...peacan pie.

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quote:
Originally posted by crazychik01:
If you were or are going out with somebody, and you found out they were cheating on you, what would you do? [Confused]

Depends on how hot the girl he cheated on you is.

If she's hot, he prolly had nothing to do with it. If she isn't hot then he just doesn't like you.

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I'd fuck her sister.

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you could just fuck me

that'll teach him

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OMG GUYS I AM SO GETTING LAID

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you drunk again?

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I would post a thread about it on a message board he frequents to subtly hint to him that I know.

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Any other suggestions that are reasonable and appropriate. He frequently posts in Karp Park, thats all im saying. THanks for the further suggestions though.

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Turns out NintendoLover is more of a playa... AM I RITE!!!!!
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my woman went out with some guy on a friendly outing to see gothika and i am going to rip him apart with my chinese ninja kungfu grammar sucks

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If a guy cheats on you once then he will do it again. It's time to move on, and don't look back. Trying to work things out will only hurt you much more in the long run when he does it again.

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Break up with him. But let the brick in your hand do the talking (bag of sand also works pretty damn good).

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quote:
Originally posted by laZeye:
If a guy cheats on you once then he will do it again. It's time to move on, and don't look back. Trying to work things out will only hurt you much more in the long run when he does it again.

No it depends. There is a lot we don’t know. How did you catch him cheating? Maybe the girl kissed him and you walk in? Maybe the girl was a celebrity, in which case is ok. Then maybe the girl is hot and the guy is a pathetic loser, in which case he might never have a chance with a hot girl again.

But if the girl is uglier than you, then no excuses. He just wants something different.

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>>Depends on how hot the girl he cheated on you is.If she's hot, he prolly had nothing to do with it.<<

Oh, I didn't know that if you cheated with somone who is good looking that makes it not your fault. >_>

How can you have sex with someone and 'not have anything to do with it'? Whoops, your cock magically leapt from your pants, without you having any say?! XD

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[ 11-30-2003, 06:09 PM: Message edited by: Tenshi no Myu ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Tenshi no Myu:
>>Depends on how hot the girl he cheated on you is.If she's hot, he prolly had nothing to do with it.<<

Oh, I didn't know that if you cheated with somone who is good looking that makes it not your fault. >_>

How can you have sex with someone and 'not have anything to do with it'? Whoops, your cock magically leapt from your pants, without you having any say?! XD

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

God damit! She never said he had sex with the girl.

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Also, she goes out with Bacon. I don't know if he posts any more though.

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quote:
Originally posted by Slade_64:
you drunk again?

did you see any typos?

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You can ignore the whole comment I made about sex and it doesn't change the gist of my point all.

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What if the girl kissed him?
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My definition of cheating is someone willingly going behind their s/o's back and messing around (emotionally OR physically) with someone else.

I wasn't aware that being kissed without your consent by someone constituted 'being unfaithful' so if that's your only example, its pretty weak.

And if that kind of thing is what the poster of this topic is referring to, then she's a jealous freak, and that's all I have to say about it.

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It's probably time to look for a new guy. A relationship will never be the same after someone cheats. Often, just the suspicion of cheating is enough to kill a relationship. Since you're a woman who (most likely) likes videogames, you shouldn't have too hard of a time finding a new guy. If you want revenge of some kind, make sure every girl in your school knows your ex-guy is a lowlife cheater. You could also spread rumors that his penis is the size of a pencil lead and that he has no control of his bodily functions. He'll have a hard time landing another girl after that.

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wait if your bf is bacon are you the same chick he beat on?

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OK, I know I'm probably not the nicest Pokemon Trainer when it comes to giving advice, and if I get flamed on this, it is probably well deserved. So here goes...

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You may be on to something Booda.

Her SN does look familiar...

[Trash Bear]

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Thank for all of the different types of advice. No, I am not a jeaulos freak either.

Yes I WAS dating Bacon. I broke up with him..... last February I believe. Also, yes he was the one who beated on me. And now I am happy without him in my life, cause now I am much better off w/o him.

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Well in that case, use this on him:


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sorry, thought this was a gameshark topic
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What exactly is that thing? I mean, I know what she would do with it, but what is its intended purpose?
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Cracking nuts.

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I would have to go with powercat. Make him a social outcast (if he already isn't one); best revenge ever.
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Well, heather, I believe you take chances when dating socially inept pissants. But, that's just me. You should give him oral until blood spurts forth from his penis.

Ah... that's refreshing.

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quote:
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Well, heather, I believe you take chances when dating socially inept pissants. But, that's just me. You should give him oral until blood spurts forth from his penis.

Ah... that's refreshing.

drama

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teh drama
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yes. become a vampire. that'll teach 'em.
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Don't be hatin', yo. I'm just talkin' 'bout rednecks.

She won't reply to this topic again. I assume she's far too busy spreading her legs on her parents' bed. That, or getting high with her pimp.

unouluvit. [That Guy]

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oh nos, he gave away her first name

now we can... um... call her heather instead of crazychik now

I bet nothing annoys her more than hearing her name, haha

edit: oh snap it's in italics; you better watch out now, before long he'll be giving out your middle name or worse

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quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
oh nos, he gave away her first name

now we can... um... call her heather instead of crazychik now

I bet nothing annoys her more than hearing her name, haha

Would you like her last name? How about her phone number? Home address? Nah, I shouldn't put her in that position. Not yet, anyway.

Okay, I've made too many posts in this topic already.

Edit: omg BURN!!!111

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wtf is wrong with you

come back when you grow up kthx

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quote:
Originally posted by Rolken:
wtf is wrong with you

come back when you grow up kthx

wuv u 2, rolky. u make all mai wet dreemz cum tru.

I'm just messing around with heather. Hey, she put me up to it. Bitch at her, not me.

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I'll take the hit and ask the burning question that is on everyone's mind right now.

Is heather hot

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where the fuck is uber
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PICS PLZ!

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STOP SHITTING EVERYWHERE YOU FUCKING MONKEYS
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ahahahahaha this thread is great

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DOES NOT COMPUTE.

TRY AGAIN.

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also how old is she
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Too... many... questions...

Shag your own ladies, gentlemen.

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Is it just me, or is Blue Seed the new veloS?
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