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ceoalex316
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posted 11-23-2003 02:39 AM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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Michael Jackson had me suck one nipple and twist the other nipple while Michael Jackson masturbated. On one occasion when Michael Jackson and I were in bed together, Michael Jackson grabbed my buttock and kissed me while he put his tongue in my ear. I told him I didn't like that. Michael Jackson started to cry.

The Smoking Gun.

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Rei the Giant Koffing
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posted 11-23-2003 08:21 PM $Profile for Rei the Giant Koffing$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

But...but...Michael Jackson is every little boys Hero. [Frown]

He told meh himself...your all just a bunch of people who never believed in peter pan.
[Mad]

Nonbelieving Bastards! [Mad]

-Rei

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Bowser
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posted 12-13-2003 05:04 PM $Profile for Bowser$ $Email Bowser$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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Originally posted by ceoalex316:

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Michael Jackson had me suck one nipple and twist the other nipple while Michael Jackson masturbated. On one occasion when Michael Jackson and I were in bed together, Michael Jackson grabbed my buttock and kissed me while he put his tongue in my ear. I told him I didn't like that. Michael Jackson started to cry.

The Smoking Gun.

Wait...what? [Confused]

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Kazuki
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posted 12-13-2003 05:10 PM $Profile for Kazuki$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Bowser:

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Originally posted by ceoalex316:

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Michael Jackson had me suck one nipple and twist the other nipple while Michael Jackson masturbated. On one occasion when Michael Jackson and I were in bed together, Michael Jackson grabbed my buttock and kissed me while he put his tongue in my ear. I told him I didn't like that. Michael Jackson started to cry.

The Smoking Gun.
Wait...what?

Obviously he was kissing his ear, and then sorta frenched it as well. You just read it wrong.

That, or Michael has a hidden pair of lips on his deformed body.

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Donald
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posted 12-13-2003 10:48 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

If the penalty is fifteen years, he won't last fifteen minutes.

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Tenshi no Myu
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posted 12-14-2003 01:31 AM $Profile for Tenshi no Myu$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

They interviewed some inmate from the jail he's probably go to if convicted, and the guy basically said he'll be toast as soon as the other guys get their hands on him...

For some reason, convicts tend to really loathe child molesters/murderers, nevermind that they like, have no problem raping each other. Strange morality behind prison walls.

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cfalcon
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posted 12-14-2003 03:56 AM $Profile for cfalcon$ $Email cfalcon$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A lot of them have kids.

Some of them were abused as kids.

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Crimzonite
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posted 12-14-2003 11:38 PM $Profile for Crimzonite$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

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Originally posted by Tenshi no Myu:
They interviewed some inmate from the jail he's probably go to if convicted, and the guy basically said he'll be toast as soon as the other guys get their hands on him...

For some reason, convicts tend to really loathe child molesters/murderers, nevermind that they like, have no problem raping each other. Strange morality behind prison walls.

I guess the fact that Michael now looks like a white women will make the inmates very happy.

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