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Porygone
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posted 12-17-2003 10:59 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
or barring that, a Magic booster, of any kind.

You really should have worded that in a way that would prevent me from choosing a Legions booster...

In any case, I've made my decisions. Everyone who has been chosen had been sent an e-mail where I request an address to send it to. If you do not have your e-mail address viewable in your profile or whatever, I sent a Private Message.

If you do not give me an address to send your gift to, you're screwed. And not in a fun way.

Remember, it doesn't need to be YOURS. It could be a friend or relative's address, and long as they know that I'm sending the gift there.

Note to Twinkle: You seem to have no way of contacting you. I've chosen you, so if you'd be so kind as to provide me with an address, you'll get your gift.

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BigCheese
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posted 12-17-2003 03:31 PM      Profile for BigCheese   Email BigCheese   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Catch that crazy iraqi dude and bring peace to the world.

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I have a nice butt!

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Cesar
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posted 12-18-2003 12:07 AM      Profile for Cesar   Email Cesar   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I demand to know your e-mail address Porygone!
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Mr. K
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posted 12-19-2003 07:56 PM      Profile for Mr. K   Author's Homepage   Email Mr. K   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
MK: Black Magician Girl

Racist.

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MK
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr. K:
MK: Black Magician Girl

Racist.

It's black as in "black evil occult magicks," not "african american"
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Anthrax
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posted 12-19-2003 11:14 PM      Profile for Anthrax   Author's Homepage   Email Anthrax   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
same thing

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She told The Associated Press she first realized her son was mentally ill in 1996 when he killed her oldest child, a 25-year-old woman who suffered from cerebral palsy, by beating her with a dumbbell.

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Porygone
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posted 12-20-2003 07:10 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
The character the BMG card is based on is Egyptian.

Egypt is a part of Africa, last time I checked my Risk board.

Therfore, BMG is a Black Magician Girl.

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Uiru
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posted 12-20-2003 10:14 AM      Profile for Uiru   Author's Homepage   Email Uiru   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Just... Asian-based.

Yes.
~Uiru

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TIDUDSOFIEIHUGHEXXXC: "maybe he will let you touch his blow up do"

AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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Porygone
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posted 12-20-2003 10:47 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yes. Because lots of Asian girls have big, blue eyes and flowing blond hair.

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IceHawk78
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posted 12-20-2003 10:51 AM      Profile for IceHawk78   Author's Homepage   Email IceHawk78   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Just like all of those africans with big blue eyes and flowing blond hair.
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Porygone
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posted 12-20-2003 10:57 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
When the "original BMG" was shown, IIRC, she had dark skin and black hair.

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dAyWaLkEr
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I thought all Asians in cartoons were angry/brooding Japanese teens with an evil brother/dead master/dying sister that they're fighting against/for.

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absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence

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Porygone
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posted 12-20-2003 02:16 PM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Technically, BMG is currently a card who, like all women, work best when her stronger male counterparts are dead.

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Nicotine Patch
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quote:
Originally posted by Porygone:
Technically, BMG is currently a card who, like all women, work best when her stronger male counterparts are dead.

*Rimshot*
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Porygone
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posted 12-26-2003 02:53 AM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
OK, gift update:

Due to several things that occured around the holidays, I was unable to send out the gifts. Now, things are currently settling down, and soon I'll have the gifts ready and on their way.

Please direct all complaints over the gifts arriving a few days late to my freshly shaven ass.

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pkthunder
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You're the worst Santa ever. It's mid-January, dood.
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Porygone
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posted 01-16-2004 02:00 PM      Profile for Porygone   Email Porygone   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yes. That is true.

As I said, a lot of crap came falling down on me at once. I blame Animal Crossing. Last night, I woke up in a cold sweat and found Tom Nook crawling on my ceiling, his head twisting backwards to glare at me with his evil, Bell-hungry eyes....

In any case, everything's ready to be sent, and barring an act of God (I've found He seems to wait until I'm not expecting stuff), they should be sent out this afternoon.

Except yours. PM/e-mail your address to me again. I lost it when during my big move. >_<

Oh yes, and I'm enclosing a little something extra to make up for the delay.

And if you want to complain about the date, I'd be more than happy to make sure it's REALLY a Christmas present.

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