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Porygone
The Goatse Man
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posted 11-20-2003 11:24 PM
Also tell me what to give to you.
Because of Christmas coming up, I decided to send one or more Azurians a Christmas gift.
Simply post and tell me one or two of the things you'd like. Based on what I see, several board members will get something from me for Christmas. At least one of you will get what you want. The rest will get anthrax.
Price is a factor. Do not ask me for a GameCube, peace on Earth, the head of Bill Gates, etc.
Don't worry about your address. I will ask for it if you're chosen.
Due to certain legal.... "things", I cannot send nude pics of myself anymore. I'm sorry, PikaWaddleSamMirei.
Who you are will not affect my decision. Yes, this is the rare contest where MK is on equal grounds with everyone else.
And if you don't want to take this seriously, then fine. That's just more money that I don't spend any someone else.
Now post whatever crap you'd like.
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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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posted 11-20-2003 11:33 PM
One month subscription to a porn site.
Just post your name, password and the porn site. This could make us all happy.
That is if you are serious.
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Anthrax
Ultimate Authoritative Power in the Universe
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posted 11-20-2003 11:35 PM
a huge butt plug
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MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 11-20-2003 11:45 PM
Black Magician Girl (A CCG version of her will suffice if you cannot physically send HER to me)
A crisp 10 dollar bill and/or Exodia...
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FlameBait
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posted 11-20-2003 11:47 PM
I would like a framed picture of the image at the top of this board. Signed by you.
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Slade_64
chipmunk pr0n author
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posted 11-21-2003 12:23 AM
A pancake.
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Porygone
The Goatse Man
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posted 11-21-2003 12:35 AM
quote: Originally posted by MK: Black Magician Girl (A CCG version of her will suffice if you cannot physically send HER to me)
In the storyline, IIRC, the "real" BMG is a rotting corpse. Well, MK's basically getting his card since it's only $1.
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Ikuse
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posted 11-21-2003 12:41 AM
I want a small ring, or a necklace. Nothing girly, nothing punkish, and nothing bling-bling.
I don't want anthrax. Or Anthrax.
And if you don't think you can swing making that decision, just buy me a Symphony X cd. Rock.
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Cesar
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posted 11-21-2003 01:27 AM
For you to be happy. Happy Happy Happy
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Coxy
Hulkamania has run wild over me.
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posted 11-21-2003 02:32 AM
I would like a CD full or pirated MP3s, please.
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Twinkle
I'm feeling fat and sassy~!
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posted 11-21-2003 02:35 AM
Super Mario Bros. 3 cards. They are supposedly available, but I cannot find them anywhere.
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posted 11-21-2003 03:12 AM
Socks.
New socks.
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Tghost
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posted 11-21-2003 04:21 AM
Dice.
Not just any dice, some sort of panzy ass D&D triangular dice. preferably utterly crappy. it will be used to throw at people for great amusement value.
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Uiru
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posted 11-21-2003 04:51 AM
Hell, if DMG cards are being distributed, I'll take one/three.
It's either that or the Japanese version of DDR Max which just went out of print. ;_; ~Uiru
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AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!
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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 11-21-2003 07:12 AM
head of bill gates
edit: goddammit [ 11-21-2003, 07:12 AM: Message edited by: starCaliber ]
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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 11-21-2003 07:38 AM
a Baldwin grand piano
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Miko
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posted 11-21-2003 08:43 AM
Stickers! ^-^
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 11-21-2003 11:24 AM
gloves
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Kazuki
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posted 11-21-2003 11:25 AM
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness
It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 11-21-2003 12:22 PM
Chai tea mix
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EspeonNidoking
warcraft 3
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posted 11-21-2003 12:29 PM
an espeon pokedoll.
if they exist ^_-
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Face
I invented cancer.
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posted 11-21-2003 01:44 PM
to be like mike
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LanderZRPG
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads!
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posted 11-21-2003 02:14 PM
A piece of paper with Porygone's signature.
In blood.
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Cloud9x
Estelle Getty
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posted 11-21-2003 03:53 PM
Good karma
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Brayze
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posted 11-21-2003 04:02 PM
Magic markers! (The kind that smell like things!)
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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 11-21-2003 04:13 PM
an old stretch armstrong doll
or a new dualshock controller for ps1. i get angry too much
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Jman
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posted 11-21-2003 04:21 PM
A Super Nintendo with Mario Paint, if you have 35-50 bucks to spend on me. Haha.
Or an Xbox Live hat. I hear they're on sale at the official MS store online!
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Donald
Bob the Builder
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posted 11-21-2003 04:45 PM
Whoooooooooo~ (Ric Flair DVD set, for those too lazy to click)
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Porygone
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posted 11-21-2003 04:55 PM
Note: If you're going to ask for YGO cards, at least mention if you want English or Japanese cards. There's a big diference between a $1 Japanese Black Magician Girl and a $50,000,035,252,262,002 Engligh Dark Magician Girl.
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Tenshi no Myu
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posted 11-21-2003 05:44 PM
a shiny mawile
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Land und Leute
HETEROSEXUAL
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posted 11-21-2003 05:45 PM
Who would want the edited card? Duh.
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NintendoLover
I'm much dumber in actuality than I pretend to be.
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posted 11-21-2003 06:26 PM
your cat ears or a replica thereof
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 11-21-2003 08:30 PM
quote: Originally posted by Kazuki: I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness
It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
get the album, it's worth your money
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Kazuki
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posted 11-21-2003 09:10 PM
quote: Originally posted by Psybro: quote: Originally posted by Kazuki: I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness
It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
get the album, it's worth your money
Err, I wouldn't be buying it, Porygone would. My chances are better if the item is cheaper anyhow...
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Fluorine
SMELLY BUTT
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posted 11-21-2003 09:55 PM
I want socks.
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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 11-21-2003 11:20 PM
job and/or future
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IceHawk78
NOBODY IMPORTANT
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posted 11-22-2003 12:12 AM
I'd like a non-pleated skirt, preferably a longer one. Definitely at least knee-length, or longer.
And if there is such a thing as 'male skirts' then I don't want those.
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Porygone
The Goatse Man
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posted 11-22-2003 12:15 AM
Miko been complaing she wants easier access?
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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 11-22-2003 12:42 AM
my two front teeth
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IDLon2000
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posted 11-22-2003 01:42 AM
These guys: Dead
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Kiseiju
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posted 11-22-2003 04:17 AM
Love, please... ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 11-22-2003 10:19 AM
quote: Originally posted by Kazuki: quote: Originally posted by Psybro: quote: Originally posted by Kazuki: I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness
It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
get the album, it's worth your money
Err, I wouldn't be buying it, Porygone would. My chances are better if the item is cheaper anyhow...
it's worth Porygone's money then
all he has to do is copy if before he sends it to you and he has an infinite number of them
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Kazuki
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posted 11-22-2003 02:49 PM
quote: Originally posted by Psybro: quote: Originally posted by Kazuki: quote: Originally posted by Psybro: quote: Originally posted by Kazuki: I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness
It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
get the album, it's worth your money
Err, I wouldn't be buying it, Porygone would. My chances are better if the item is cheaper anyhow...
it's worth Porygone's money then
all he has to do is copy if before he sends it to you and he has an infinite number of them
Touché Psybro...
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Carro
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posted 11-23-2003 08:48 PM
I would like a burnt CD. Will name the songs if I win.
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moogleman
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posted 11-23-2003 10:00 PM
The largest sum of money you're willing to give to me.
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IceHawk78
NOBODY IMPORTANT
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posted 12-02-2003 11:33 PM
So, have you chosen anyone yet?
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PikaBlade
I AM A GIRL
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posted 12-03-2003 10:51 AM
This is the first time i've visited here in a while...
A Waddle Dee plushie would be nice, if I can't have the pics. >>;
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Rolken
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posted 12-03-2003 12:11 PM
Anything you see that happens to be Chansey or Tuff related.
or barring that, a Magic booster, of any kind.
does pory want a christmas present? 8)
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