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Porygone
The Goatse Man
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posted 11-20-2003 11:24 PM $Profile for Porygone$ $Email Porygone$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Also tell me what to give to you.

Because of Christmas coming up, I decided to send one or more Azurians a Christmas gift.

Simply post and tell me one or two of the things you'd like. Based on what I see, several board members will get something from me for Christmas. At least one of you will get what you want. The rest will get anthrax.

Price is a factor. Do not ask me for a GameCube, peace on Earth, the head of Bill Gates, etc.

Don't worry about your address. I will ask for it if you're chosen.

Due to certain legal.... "things", I cannot send nude pics of myself anymore. I'm sorry, PikaWaddleSamMirei.

Who you are will not affect my decision. Yes, this is the rare contest where MK is on equal grounds with everyone else.

And if you don't want to take this seriously, then fine. That's just more money that I don't spend any someone else.

Now post whatever crap you'd like.

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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
Member # 338

posted 11-20-2003 11:33 PM $Profile for ceoalex316$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

One month subscription to a porn site.

Just post your name, password and the porn site. This could make us all happy.

That is if you are serious.

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Maximum Penetration Industries.

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Anthrax
Ultimate Authoritative Power in the Universe
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posted 11-20-2003 11:35 PM $Profile for Anthrax$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Anthrax$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

a huge butt plug

From: Somebody put shit in my pants! | Registered: Apr 2000 | IP: Logged

MK
is somewhat large.
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posted 11-20-2003 11:45 PM $Profile for MK$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Black Magician Girl (A CCG version of her will suffice if you cannot physically send HER to me)

A crisp 10 dollar bill and/or Exodia...

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FlameBait
Farting Nudist
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posted 11-20-2003 11:47 PM $Profile for FlameBait$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I would like a framed picture of the image at the top of this board. Signed by you.

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Slade_64
chipmunk pr0n author
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posted 11-21-2003 12:23 AM $Profile for Slade_64$ $Email Slade_64$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A pancake.

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Bucket.

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Porygone
The Goatse Man
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posted 11-21-2003 12:35 AM $Profile for Porygone$ $Email Porygone$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by MK:
Black Magician Girl (A CCG version of her will suffice if you cannot physically send HER to me)

In the storyline, IIRC, the "real" BMG is a rotting corpse. Well, MK's basically getting his card since it's only $1.

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Ikuse
Farting Nudist
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posted 11-21-2003 12:41 AM $Profile for Ikuse$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Ikuse$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I want a small ring, or a necklace. Nothing girly, nothing punkish, and nothing bling-bling.

I don't want anthrax. Or Anthrax.

And if you don't think you can swing making that decision, just buy me a Symphony X cd. Rock.

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Cesar
Farting Nudist
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posted 11-21-2003 01:27 AM $Profile for Cesar$ $Email Cesar$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

For you to be happy. Happy Happy Happy [Smile]

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Coxy
Hulkamania has run wild over me.
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posted 11-21-2003 02:32 AM $Profile for Coxy$ $Email Coxy$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I would like a CD full or pirated MP3s, please.

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I love nintendolover, but only in a strictly platonic sense.

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Twinkle
I'm feeling fat and sassy~!
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posted 11-21-2003 02:35 AM $Profile for Twinkle$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Super Mario Bros. 3 cards. They are supposedly available, but I cannot find them anywhere.

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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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137
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posted 11-21-2003 03:12 AM $Profile for 137$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Socks.

New socks.

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Tghost
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posted 11-21-2003 04:21 AM $Profile for Tghost$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Tghost$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Dice.

Not just any dice, some sort of panzy ass D&D triangular dice. preferably utterly crappy. it will be used to throw at people for great amusement value.

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My brain went on vacation and left my pancreas in charge

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Uiru
Sketch Molester
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posted 11-21-2003 04:51 AM $Profile for Uiru$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Uiru$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Hell, if DMG cards are being distributed, I'll take one/three.

It's either that or the Japanese version of DDR Max which just went out of print. ;_;
~Uiru

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AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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posted 11-21-2003 07:12 AM $Profile for starCaliber$ $Email starCaliber$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

head of bill gates

edit: goddammit

[ 11-21-2003, 07:12 AM: Message edited by: starCaliber ]

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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posted 11-21-2003 07:38 AM $Profile for Dweedle$ $Email Dweedle$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

a Baldwin grand piano

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Miko
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posted 11-21-2003 08:43 AM $Profile for Miko$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Stickers! ^-^

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Goo goo ka choo

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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 11-21-2003 11:24 AM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

gloves

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Kazuki
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posted 11-21-2003 11:25 AM $Profile for Kazuki$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness

It's a single, and I'd really really like it.

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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 11-21-2003 12:22 PM $Profile for pkthunder$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email pkthunder$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Chai tea mix

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EspeonNidoking
warcraft 3
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posted 11-21-2003 12:29 PM $Profile for EspeonNidoking$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

an espeon pokedoll. [Smile]

if they exist ^_-

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$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman

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powercat
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posted 11-21-2003 12:43 PM $Profile for powercat$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A copy of "Superman" for the N64. I've heard it's the worst game ever, and I'd love to own a copy.

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Face
I invented cancer.
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posted 11-21-2003 01:44 PM $Profile for Face$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Face$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

to be like mike

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Weezing!

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LanderZRPG
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads!
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posted 11-21-2003 02:14 PM $Profile for LanderZRPG$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A piece of paper with Porygone's signature.

In blood.

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Cloud9x
Estelle Getty
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posted 11-21-2003 03:53 PM $Profile for Cloud9x$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Cloud9x$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Good karma

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[22:51] Y2Jesus: shut up japanese peopre

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Brayze
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posted 11-21-2003 04:02 PM $Profile for Brayze$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Magic markers! (The kind that smell like things!)

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dAyWaLkEr
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posted 11-21-2003 04:13 PM $Profile for dAyWaLkEr$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

an old stretch armstrong doll

or a new dualshock controller for ps1. i get angry too much

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Jman
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posted 11-21-2003 04:21 PM $Profile for Jman$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

A Super Nintendo with Mario Paint, if you have 35-50 bucks to spend on me. Haha.

Or an Xbox Live hat. I hear they're on sale at the official MS store online!

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Donald
Bob the Builder
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posted 11-21-2003 04:45 PM $Profile for Donald$ $Email Donald$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Whoooooooooo~ (Ric Flair DVD set, for those too lazy to click)

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Porygone
The Goatse Man
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posted 11-21-2003 04:55 PM $Profile for Porygone$ $Email Porygone$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Note: If you're going to ask for YGO cards, at least mention if you want English or Japanese cards. There's a big diference between a $1 Japanese Black Magician Girl and a $50,000,035,252,262,002 Engligh Dark Magician Girl.

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Tenshi no Myu
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posted 11-21-2003 05:44 PM $Profile for Tenshi no Myu$ $Author's Homepage$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

a shiny mawile

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It hung on with Focus Band!

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Land und Leute
HETEROSEXUAL
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posted 11-21-2003 05:45 PM $Profile for Land und Leute$ $Email Land und Leute$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Who would want the edited card? Duh.

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NintendoLover
I'm much dumber in actuality than I pretend to be.
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posted 11-21-2003 06:26 PM $Profile for NintendoLover$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

your cat ears or a replica thereof

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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 11-21-2003 08:30 PM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness

It's a single, and I'd really really like it.

get the album, it's worth your money

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Kazuki
Farting Nudist
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posted 11-21-2003 09:10 PM $Profile for Kazuki$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:

quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness

It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
get the album, it's worth your money

Err, I wouldn't be buying it, Porygone would. My chances are better if the item is cheaper anyhow...

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Fluorine
SMELLY BUTT
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posted 11-21-2003 09:55 PM $Profile for Fluorine$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I want socks.

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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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posted 11-21-2003 10:20 PM $Profile for pkthunder$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email pkthunder$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I change my mind

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=83497&catid=22947&trx=PLST-0-SRCH&trxp1=22947&trxp2=83497&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-SRCH

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MewtwoSama
Asshole
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posted 11-21-2003 11:20 PM $Profile for MewtwoSama$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email MewtwoSama$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

job and/or future

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IceHawk78
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posted 11-22-2003 12:12 AM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I'd like a non-pleated skirt, preferably a longer one. Definitely at least knee-length, or longer.

And if there is such a thing as 'male skirts' then I don't want those.

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Porygone
The Goatse Man
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posted 11-22-2003 12:15 AM $Profile for Porygone$ $Email Porygone$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Miko been complaing she wants easier access?

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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posted 11-22-2003 12:42 AM $Profile for sunburnt_aphid$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

my two front teeth

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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IDLon2000
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posted 11-22-2003 01:42 AM $Profile for IDLon2000$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

These guys: Dead

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Kiseiju
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posted 11-22-2003 04:17 AM $Profile for Kiseiju$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Love, please... [Frown]

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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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posted 11-22-2003 10:19 AM $Profile for Psybro$ $Email Psybro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:

quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:

quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness

It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
get the album, it's worth your money
Err, I wouldn't be buying it, Porygone would. My chances are better if the item is cheaper anyhow...

it's worth Porygone's money then

all he has to do is copy if before he sends it to you and he has an infinite number of them

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Kazuki
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posted 11-22-2003 02:49 PM $Profile for Kazuki$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:

quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:

quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:

quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness

It's a single, and I'd really really like it.
get the album, it's worth your money
Err, I wouldn't be buying it, Porygone would. My chances are better if the item is cheaper anyhow...
it's worth Porygone's money then

all he has to do is copy if before he sends it to you and he has an infinite number of them

Touché Psybro...

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Carro
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posted 11-23-2003 08:48 PM $Profile for Carro$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

I would like a burnt CD. Will name the songs if I win.

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Its like a koala bear crapped a raibow on my brain!

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moogleman
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posted 11-23-2003 10:00 PM $Profile for moogleman$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

The largest sum of money you're willing to give to me.

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IceHawk78
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posted 12-02-2003 11:33 PM $Profile for IceHawk78$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email IceHawk78$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

So, have you chosen anyone yet?

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PikaBlade
I AM A GIRL
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posted 12-03-2003 10:51 AM $Profile for PikaBlade$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email PikaBlade$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

This is the first time i've visited here in a while...

A Waddle Dee plushie would be nice, if I can't have the pics. >>;

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"Truly, if there is evil in the world, it lies within the hearts of mankind." -Tales of Phantasia

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Rolken
Vulcan
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posted 12-03-2003 12:11 PM $Profile for Rolken$ $Author's Homepage$ $Email Rolken$ $Send New Private Message$ $Edit/Delete Post$ $Reply With Quote$

Anything you see that happens to be Chansey or Tuff related.

or barring that, a Magic booster, of any kind.

does pory want a christmas present? 8)

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