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Porygone
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Also tell me what to give to you.

Because of Christmas coming up, I decided to send one or more Azurians a Christmas gift.

Simply post and tell me one or two of the things you'd like. Based on what I see, several board members will get something from me for Christmas. At least one of you will get what you want. The rest will get anthrax.

Price is a factor. Do not ask me for a GameCube, peace on Earth, the head of Bill Gates, etc.

Don't worry about your address. I will ask for it if you're chosen.

Due to certain legal.... "things", I cannot send nude pics of myself anymore. I'm sorry, PikaWaddleSamMirei.

Who you are will not affect my decision. Yes, this is the rare contest where MK is on equal grounds with everyone else.

And if you don't want to take this seriously, then fine. That's just more money that I don't spend any someone else.

Now post whatever crap you'd like.

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ceoalex316
Time for the flaming leprosy party
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One month subscription to a porn site.

Just post your name, password and the porn site. This could make us all happy.

That is if you are serious.

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Anthrax
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a huge butt plug
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MK
is somewhat large.
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Black Magician Girl (A CCG version of her will suffice if you cannot physically send HER to me)

A crisp 10 dollar bill and/or Exodia...

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FlameBait
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I would like a framed picture of the image at the top of this board. Signed by you.

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Slade_64
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A pancake.

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Bucket.

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Porygone
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quote:
Originally posted by MK:
Black Magician Girl (A CCG version of her will suffice if you cannot physically send HER to me)

In the storyline, IIRC, the "real" BMG is a rotting corpse. Well, MK's basically getting his card since it's only $1.

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Ikuse
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I want a small ring, or a necklace. Nothing girly, nothing punkish, and nothing bling-bling.

I don't want anthrax. Or Anthrax.

And if you don't think you can swing making that decision, just buy me a Symphony X cd. Rock.

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Cesar
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For you to be happy. Happy Happy Happy [Smile]
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Coxy
Hulkamania has run wild over me.
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I would like a CD full or pirated MP3s, please.

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I love nintendolover, but only in a strictly platonic sense.

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Twinkle
I'm feeling fat and sassy~!
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Super Mario Bros. 3 cards. They are supposedly available, but I cannot find them anywhere.

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Hich loch faauto noxlattoyen.

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Socks.

New socks.

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Tghost
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Dice.

Not just any dice, some sort of panzy ass D&D triangular dice. preferably utterly crappy. it will be used to throw at people for great amusement value.

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My brain went on vacation and left my pancreas in charge

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Uiru
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Hell, if DMG cards are being distributed, I'll take one/three.

It's either that or the Japanese version of DDR Max which just went out of print. ;_;
~Uiru

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AFRO NOOOOOOO!!!

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starCaliber
is evil and also MewtwoSama
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head of bill gates

edit: goddammit

[ 11-21-2003, 07:12 AM: Message edited by: starCaliber ]

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Dweedle
My hands and feet are mangos
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a Baldwin grand piano

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the only way to get pass this will be to commit suicune

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Miko
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Stickers! ^-^

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Goo goo ka choo

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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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gloves
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Kazuki
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I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness

It's a single, and I'd really really like it.

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" When we get outta the 80's and into the 90's, we'll make the 60's look like the 50's. "

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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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Chai tea mix
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EspeonNidoking
warcraft 3
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posted 11-21-2003 12:29 PM      Profile for EspeonNidoking   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
an espeon pokedoll. [Smile]

if they exist ^_-

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"Yeah, my pubic hair has dollar signs trimmed in it!

$$Bling Bling$$" ~Jman

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powercat
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A copy of "Superman" for the N64. I've heard it's the worst game ever, and I'd love to own a copy.

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http://xbox360s.freepay.com/?r=24531001

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Face
I invented cancer.
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to be like mike

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Weezing!

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LanderZRPG
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads!
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A piece of paper with Porygone's signature.

In blood.

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From what we've learned, it seems like you'd prefer girls dressed in ant costumes or something... -Kazuki (Regarding tl;dr)

Owner of the Power Advantage DBZ RPG
(www.poweradvantage.net)

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Cloud9x
Estelle Getty
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Good karma

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[22:51] Y2Jesus: shut up japanese peopre

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Brayze
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Magic markers! (The kind that smell like things!)
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dAyWaLkEr
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an old stretch armstrong doll

or a new dualshock controller for ps1. i get angry too much

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absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence

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Jman
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A Super Nintendo with Mario Paint, if you have 35-50 bucks to spend on me. Haha.

Or an Xbox Live hat. I hear they're on sale at the official MS store online!

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Donald
Bob the Builder
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Whoooooooooo~ (Ric Flair DVD set, for those too lazy to click)
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Porygone
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Note: If you're going to ask for YGO cards, at least mention if you want English or Japanese cards. There's a big diference between a $1 Japanese Black Magician Girl and a $50,000,035,252,262,002 Engligh Dark Magician Girl.

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Tenshi no Myu
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a shiny mawile

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It hung on with Focus Band!

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Land und Leute
HETEROSEXUAL
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Who would want the edited card? Duh.

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theclaw: I can't rate myself!!

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NintendoLover
I'm much dumber in actuality than I pretend to be.
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your cat ears or a replica thereof

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I love Nintendo!

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Psybro
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quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness

It's a single, and I'd really really like it.

get the album, it's worth your money
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Kazuki
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quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness

It's a single, and I'd really really like it.

get the album, it's worth your money
Err, I wouldn't be buying it, Porygone would. My chances are better if the item is cheaper anyhow...

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SMELLY BUTT
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I want socks.
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pkthunder
I look like your mom.
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I change my mind

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=83497&catid=22947&trx=PLST-0-SRCH&trxp1=22947&trxp2=83497&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-SRCH

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MewtwoSama
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job and/or future
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IceHawk78
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I'd like a non-pleated skirt, preferably a longer one. Definitely at least knee-length, or longer.

And if there is such a thing as 'male skirts' then I don't want those.

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Porygone
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Miko been complaing she wants easier access?

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sunburnt_aphid
most boring gimmick ever
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my two front teeth

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I like Jessie from Team Rocket <3

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IDLon2000
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These guys: Dead


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Kiseiju
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Love, please... [Frown]

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The strong take away from the weak, while the smart take away from the strong...

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Psybro
Half Psyduck. Half Slowbro. All cop.
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quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness

It's a single, and I'd really really like it.

get the album, it's worth your money
Err, I wouldn't be buying it, Porygone would. My chances are better if the item is cheaper anyhow...
it's worth Porygone's money then

all he has to do is copy if before he sends it to you and he has an infinite number of them

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Kazuki
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quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
quote:
Originally posted by Psybro:
quote:
Originally posted by Kazuki:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness

It's a single, and I'd really really like it.

get the album, it's worth your money
Err, I wouldn't be buying it, Porygone would. My chances are better if the item is cheaper anyhow...
it's worth Porygone's money then

all he has to do is copy if before he sends it to you and he has an infinite number of them

Touché Psybro...

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I would like a burnt CD. Will name the songs if I win.

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Its like a koala bear crapped a raibow on my brain!

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The largest sum of money you're willing to give to me.
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IceHawk78
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So, have you chosen anyone yet?
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PikaBlade
I AM A GIRL
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This is the first time i've visited here in a while...

A Waddle Dee plushie would be nice, if I can't have the pics. >>;

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~*Pikablade*~
"Truly, if there is evil in the world, it lies within the hearts of mankind." -Tales of Phantasia

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Rolken
Vulcan
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Anything you see that happens to be Chansey or Tuff related.

or barring that, a Magic booster, of any kind.

does pory want a christmas present? 8)

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